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Leigh [she/they] black/white mixed race, and scottish as all hell i like art, history, thinking too hard, etc. blog is mostly shitposting tho
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the way he just wants to fit in and relate to people 😭 he's so precious! please give him friends!!
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lyrics to my latest most life dominating obsession:
little pee-wee polka dotted pig 🐖 🐷
polka dotted!
(polka spotted ☝🏽)
tiny little pig 🐷
it's smaller than a fig-let! 🗣️🔥
pee-wee polka dotted pig 🐖 🐷 he'll hold your toothpicks (❗️)
he likes to hold your toothpicks
put him on the counter ☝🏽🔥
the spotted tiny dotted,
sweet little toothpick pig! 🐖🗣️🔥🔥🔥
#im obsessed with this in the same way that i am obsessed with the anomolocaris video#they are so wholesome and good and just STICK to your prefrontal cortex#i love this little pee-wee-polka-dotted (polka spotted) pig SO MUCH#and i know it's AI generated music thats my only reservation#but by god... i can make ONE exception can i not...?#as someone commented; ''best song in fallout''#and as another did thus... ''YOOO WE MAKIN IT ONTO DA COUNTER WITH THIS ONE''#one last thing i am not sponsored by this pig no matter how hard i root for him and this post#it just makes me.... so happy...
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"How do you live like this? Why keep going?"
#im so weak for him wtf#fallout tv#cooper howard#also i have one (ONE) critique fr his design and thats that i honestly wish his eyes were cloudy#i thought his teeth were too nice too but then i thought well#hollywood is part of his character so maybe theyre veneers#so im cool with that#but i wish his eyes were cloudy so baaad
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boyfriend relayed to me that when he met with some of his friends last night, one of them, who works with an autism charity, sincerely said about me "oh, i love her so much, she's great!", went quiet for a second, sipped her drink, then asked "is she on the spectrum?" and i've been stunlocked ever since 😭
#READ TO FILTH#its just so funny because i KNOW she was being genuine she's so sweet and kind and funny#and now im like??? bitch i really gotta get that fuckin test dont i
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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whenever i see people with straight hair like “omg my hair is such a mess let’s not talk about it”, almost every single time im like girl… what psychic damage did you take and who dealt it to you…
#like I just don’t understand the standards placed on ppl w straight hair I think??#a mess to these ppl is a good day for me like at most they are MILDLy frizzy and that’s wild to me#meanwhile they’re like ohhh I wish I had curls and I have to grab them by the shoulders and look them in the eye like#will you accept the curse?? will you take it from me????#but the more I think about it maybe they DO have it harder#I’ve never seen anyone style their hair so religiously as my boyfriends sister#but also the maintenance of my dads dreads so I’m questioning that I don’t KNOW hair is WEIRD I don’t KNOW!!
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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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just tried boiled egg with chamoy/tajin (idk what it’s called usually, im scottish born and raised for fuck sake) and i feel like i have just discovered the meaning of life tbh
#it’s… so good??#like the sauce is fruity and sweet but spicy and tangy and it’s so good on a stupid simple egg?#what??#I bought the sauce from tk max#was not prepared for a spiritual experience
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i miss when actors all had normal human teeth
#I hold to this that crooked yellow and missing teeth are not only okay but are actually sexy and hot and the world just needs to catch on#not unlike rough leathery calloused hands it shoes you’ve been living#it shows a history behind the human#and that is a comfort and a joy to me#or maybe I’m just being Scottish idk#and no offence to people who have had their teeth done at all - its a beauty standard and a personal preference ik#i just find hollywood veneers quite uncanny valley
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laid my edges for the first time today and i suck at it but even so i feel so cute and sexy ooo
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in my disabled slumber, i dream of Wall Mounted Fold-Out Shower Seat With Legs……….
#chronic fatigue syndrome#disability#I’m sick of almost falling in the shower because of my weak little wobbly jelly legs#stupid fucking baby legs#stupid lungs can’t handle warm steam stupid body#when I was in the hospital those few weeks for my appendix removal I swear to fit#*to god#the CHAIR IN THE SHOWER??#A CHAIR IN THE SHOWER. that you can FOLD IP AGAINST THE WALL. that you WONT FALL OFF OF.#I’ll never get over that shit#and I want it BACK#I know I could use a stool but I’ve never felt safe on them - I fall off them even when I’m not showering lol#the wall mount just made me feel so safe
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i am beyond attracted to that sphynx and its terrifying grin from Dragon's Dogma 2 - im enraptured. bewitched. i simply must tremble before it.
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i am beyond attracted to that sphynx and its terrifying grin from Dragon's Dogma 2 - im enraptured. bewitched. i simply must tremble before it.
#ive never been a monster fucker and i wont be now; i would simply worship and revere the beast (romantically)#i would buy that game JUST to meet the sphynx
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Day 2 in new flat. I am going to attempt to use... The contraption
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A Brummie!! That is one of my favourite flavours of English!!!! I’d love to know sometime what you studied over here if you’re up to it :)
I just saw this btw and I just wanna say thank you so much dude ;v; I would love to do a project with Innes as it’s focus some day.
YOUR ART!! INNES!!! AHHHHH!!
For real my guy, that little goblin man has bewitched me body and soul to such a degree that u have single-handedly made me yearn for Glasgow so hard my eyes are gonna pop out. (I recently moved away 😭). I shall just have to keep staring at your stunning artwork through the tears. Amazing work!!!!
i-im honestly at a loss here omg 😭💘
thank you so much dude!! he really is the pride and joy of all my OCs and my utmost and grimiest comfort character/creature - it's not super often i get people spreading the love for him! but it always just sparks so much joy in me to see it, especially when fellow Glasgoers find him :')
i hope you're not kept from home too long buddy, everyone deserves some Glasgow time however much of an accursed place it may be 🙏🏽
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