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demadogs · 2 years

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Please post the other way we might find out Mike is gay.... obviously you don't have to but I would be interested in seeing it

okie dok this one might actually be even more depressing than the last one (here for those who didnt see) so be warned.

i recently posted this prediction that jonathan will pick up on mikes feelings and confront him in private. i initially thought this scene would happen some time after mikes panic scene but it occurred to me the other day that this conversation could also be a way to reveal it to the audience instead of the panic scene.

im imagining jonathon notices that mike has been more distant from will in hopes that his feelings will just go away on their own. this will seem like a red flag to jonathan since all he’s ever known is the two of them being best friends since kindergarten. then i think he’ll start to notice mikes behavior when he thinks no ones watching like the way he looks at will and how visibly anxious he is around him even when theyre safe from whatever theyre running from. all of these will make jonathan start to figure it out and i think he’ll ask mike if they can talk outside. i imagine this happening at night after everyones asleep and jonathan notices mike is still up, maybe looking at will.

if this scene happens this is a rough idea of how it could go down:

jonathan will ask if mikes ok.

mike will say something about their situation and what theyre running from.

"no theres something else going on with you.”

mike will deny it.

jonathan points out how anxious hes been and how hes shutting everyone out, specifically will, which is unlike him at all.

mike will say something about el and how hes just worried about his gf or sad about the breakup, depending on what their status is at this point.

"stop doing that"

"doing what" (he’s visibly annoyed here)

"pretending to be someone youre not!”

"im not-"

"mike…. how you feel about will-”

"stop." (he whispered that).

“im just saying-".

mike will get mad now. “no. why are you even doing this? did you just drag me out here to out me!?"

^^^ that will be the line that kinda confirms it to the audience. although i think this would take place after several hints that made us already begin to wonder. (maybe more so to the lack of his love for el tho, than his love for will. just to make this scene more dramatic of a reveal).

"no i just wanted to talk to you!”

“why do we need to talk about it?”

“because i dont think anyone in your life has ever told you that its okay!!”

"well theres probably a fucking reason for that!" hes crying now.

silence.

"mike theres nothing wrong with you. you're not broken because you have a crush on a boy."

he’ll deny it again.

theyre both silent for a while and hes still crying quietly.

“don’t tell him.” (whispered)

“i won’t. but for what its worth im like 90% sure he likes you back.”

i think mike won’t believe that at all cuz hes DUMB and he’ll just shake his head or roll his eyes.

“can i go now.”

and then he leaves and goes back to bed. another version of this conversation could end with them hugging and jonathan giving him a shoulder to cry on. thatd be nice.

this was incredibly specific. like word for word. so im not feeling super confident that this is exactly how it would go, i just had it all in my head from start to finish and wanted to put it out there. this could also easily happen after we get confirmation that mikes gay. or at least to some degree. maybe we do get the panic scene but its not as obvious what he’s freaking out about and this is what confirms it. or maybe we find out a different way altogether. i cant wait to see how they do it.

#i like involving the audience and how the story is told in my predictions and not just talk about the characters alone #there are so many fun ways to reveal things #stranger things #byler tumblr #byler #eden answers #byler predictions

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fart-gate · 4 years

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SG1

Season 1 episodes 1 & 2

"CHILDREN OF THE GODS PART 1"

Notes by me 😊

- episode 1

- i just watched the movie like 2 seconds ago so im diving right in here folks lets fuckin goooooo

- poker in the SGC

- how much longer after the movie does this take place?

- nobody believes the lady. Typical

- the gate reveal when the tarp fell off🔥

- lol this is so 90s

- SNAKE PEOPLE

- these guys dont work for Ra do they? The costumes are different

- woa his eyes glow like Ra. Same species? Maybe?

- welp now what. They took that poor lady

- this theme💖💖

- i dont know how I feel about different actors here

- I love RDA from MacGyver but Jack seems very stiff acting wise

- as soon as this guy mentioned "stargate" hes all ears

- he keeps saying "im retired" I dont think he knows that theres like 10 more seasons

- mention of abydos!

- this Jack is alot more sarcastic....i like him

- "Over a year" ah ok so its a year later

- "Daniel was a scientist. He sneezed alot. Basically he was a geek" LMFAO YEAH

- wait wasnt Daniel an archeologist and not a scientist

- alright you can stop busting his balls sir. Daniels alive and well on abydos so pls try not to nuke the place

- this general is an ass

- this is so funny with all these new actors

- "skaara" 💗💗

- oh damn I forgot his son died

- OH MY GOD THE TISSUE BOX LMAO

- waiting on daniels reply. If he replies

- "thanks send more" IM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOOOUUUU

- a woman??? Oooo I feel like I'm going to love her probably. Is she the token woman of the series

- her name is Sam I already love her

- cool! The sexism from what are supposed to be her fellow soldiers is fun to watch

- this is just 8 minutes of her 'proving' that she belongs and I hate it

- Jack and Sam have future lover tropes👀👀 I have a feeling they are going to be good friends tho

- Operation Bring Back Daniel

- abydos status: still a desert

- DANIEL!!!!

-????? This guy acts exactly like james spadder are we sure hes not channeling his spirit somehow

- omg hes so cute??? The floppy hair. glasses boy. Little bean. Little muffin boy. Babey

- AHHH its skaara! Different actor? I cant tell

- share is DEFINITELY a different actress

- omg her and Daniel. So cute

- daniels reaction to sams nerd status

- sha're ??? Is so???? Into Daniel?? And u know what girl thats fair hes adorable.

- party on abydos!🥂

- LMFAO sha're letting everyone know EXACTLY who Daniel belongs to

- "captain-doctor" you can just say one Daniel its fine

- more gate symbols means more planets!

- "I knew id like you" best friends already????? Dont mind if i do

- *nerd talk*

- SNAKE PEOPLE ATTACK!

- pls dont kill sha're and skaara I dont think i can take sad daniel

- the budget for this show is poor but they really did their best I guess

- oh its the same snake dude from the sgc

- what do you want with them ya weirdo!!

- DANIEL OH GOD DONT BE SAD I LOVE U

- Bossy!jack

-love the tape on daniels glasses🤓 Peak Geek

- "nothing good can come thru this gate!"

"You came thru, daniel"

Im literally sobbing

- group hug bye world

- i was right I cant take sad daniel

- woa they have a shield? "Iris" cool

- hammond is mad at Daniel for leaving in the first place. Lets see how he gets outa this one lads

-- to be continued --

- Episode 2

"CHILDREN OF THE GODS PART 2"

- Hey its the soldier lady! This probably isnt gonna be good

- they just stripped her i am so very uncomfortable

- EW THERES A WORM IN HER STOMACH WTF

- rip soldier lady :(

- this henchmen dude looks like hes having second thoughts about his job lol

- more aliens like Ra who pose as Gods. Are they the worm things like what that lady has. Thats gross.

- everyone rolls their eyes when Daniel speaks. Is it bc hes a nerd. Nerds are usually right pls listen to him

- I'll get banger content with Daniel on the team bc hes the perfect specimen for Needs To Be Protected Because He Is Babey And Has No Combat Experience and a bitch knows thats my favorite type of character

- Jack pushing Daniel ahead of him. They have Big Brother - Little Brother vibes and I live for that

- sneezy!Daniel

- "im not afraid of you!" Thats right sha're!!! No fear!!!😤

- god poor skaara :(

- Daniel in his liddle uniform

- lmao Jack not listening to Daniel rant about symbols

- SHIT sha're was chosen. Also this henchmen dude looks like he does NOT wanna be here

- "she was a gift" not a good way to describe how you met your wife

- Hey Daniel how about dont run up to random strangers. Its episode 2 and you are already so dumb

- is he multilingual? I feel like I knew that but I dont remember

- dinner party! Good im hungry

- "I have no idea" fav Daniel line 💖

- sha're!!! Queen?

- sha're said YEET and chucked Daniel across the room

- Daniel and skaara hug!

- this fuckin henchmen guy

- apophis is the bad guys name

- what the fuck is a goauld

- "Jack help me please" I'm crying in the club

- the henchmen guy nodded?? At Jack??? And Jack nodded back??? What is this

- "something of the host must survive?" The desperation.....

- oh shit not skaara

- Jack bonked by Big Stick

- "I can save these people! Help me" oh my goodddddd

- WE HAVE AN ALLY FOLKS ITS MISTER HENCHMEN DUDE

- daniels glasses askew

- Jack just full on adopted this henchmen

- his name is Tealc!!!! You are now an O'Niell congrats

- hes a 'Jaffa'

- OH THATS NASTY HES GOT A WORM IN HIS STOMACH TOO

- "infant goauld" what the fuck

- he cant take it out so its always with him.......he is pregnant 😌

- I already love him???? Alien man ready to murder the people who enslaved him??? Like FAV trope writers good job

- these effects for the fire fight are actually really good

- Kowalski to the rescue!

- skaara :(

- when Daniel finds the symbols in his little book and hes like oh there they are haha and the rest of them are like DIAL IT ALREADY

- "come on!!!" Impatient!Sam

- at least they got all those people out

- I couldnt be happier with daniels status as Smol Babey of sg1 ✨ its really making my day

- tealc came with them!!! Hes gonna stay right? RiGHT

- group hug for the team!

- Jack found a new best friend in Pregnant Worm Guy

- he wants him to be on the team!!!!! Shut up this is awesome!!!

- a cute shot of the new team in front of the gate💖

- WELL THAT LASTED ABOUT 3 SECONDS! KOWALSKI IS A WORM NOW HIS EYES GLOWED somebody get me my shotgun🔫

- what an episode! A good start to what I'm sure will be an amazing series

Whump under the cut

Daniel jackson whump: shot by Big Stick thing, thrown across room, weak, unconcious, crying, coughing

Jack Oniell whump: hit in face by Bi Stick thing, thrown on ground by hand weapon thing, worried

#stargate season 1 #whump #tealc is kinda hot ngl #jack whump season 1 #daniel whump season 1

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amicicidalgambler · 7 years

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Equiusona: The Contextening

violin (violin): he's asking vriska to play https://trolljacksparrow.tumblr.com/post/158809245829/new-idea-hell-chess hell chess with him

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh my god shes. slightly surprised honestly but accepts

violin (violin): why is she surprised omg

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i mean. it says straight up the basics are the same so the options are 1) nadaya does not know the basics of chess but thinks vriska does 2) nadaya does not know the basics of chess and knows she doesn't really either, and thinks that would improve the experience 3) somewhere down the line nadaya got told more about chess than she did

violin (violin): 1 with maybe a bit of 2, he hopes she doesn't know either but he brought a bag of a bunch of chess pieces so they can draw from it to get a random assortment and that sounds incredible to him Also you can throw the chess piece at the opponent??? What's not to love

(ctc) the nyandertaker: vriska definitely does not know chess but she does like chance based games and throwing small objects at people

violin (violin): exactly

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i hope youre ready to get hit square between the eyes with a pawn nadaya

violin (violin): "nadaya how is your face so bruised" "chess" he is throwing pawns back at her - in fact, thats what he does when vriska is a turn away from eating them

(ctc) the nyandertaker: nadaya..... neither of them win, they just run out of pieces to throw

violin (violin): FUCK YEAH... Nadaya, upon drawing 4 knights: I have a cavalry :D bc they look like horses...

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh no that's cute

violin (violin): they're ridiculous nadaya would be equally happy if any of them won he names his queen vriska

(ctc) the nyandertaker: "8eing adora8le is cheating when I have to throw things at you."

violin (violin): "pirate"

(ctc) the nyandertaker: and just like that now she Has to win she is going to abuse the fuck out of the "if you look away from the board your turn ends" rule and nadayas attention span

violin (violin): f u c k he starts wearing sunglasses so she can't tell if he looked away

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she will steal them don't test her

violin (violin): LOL

(ctc) the nyandertaker: theres a line and shes drawing it right there

violin (violin): he bats off her hand

(ctc) the nyandertaker: look nadaya you can either take off the sunglasses or suffer her progressively trying more obnoxious ways to get them off

violin (violin): now its a challenge

(ctc) the nyandertaker: hell chess has been paused for an Extreme Sunglasses Fight

violin (violin): FUCK he throws streamers on her to distract her

(ctc) the nyandertaker: see, that mightve worked earlier, but now that hes activated her trap card: motivated by spite she has to take it as unflinchingly as possible while maintaining eye contact

violin (violin): Oh. My god. He starts filming it

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she is not going to waver she is going to take those goddamn sunglasses off and hes never getting them back

violin (violin): I'm whEEZING WHAT IF HE GETS SUNGLASSES WITH GOOGLY EYES WHAT THEN

(ctc) the nyandertaker: OKAY SHES LAUGHING BUT SHES STILL MAD SHE SWEARS GODDAMMIT NADAYA

violin (violin): FUCK he has the most shiteating grin

(ctc) the nyandertaker: did he know that he is actually the Most Terri8le

violin (violin): yeeeeeeees ://)c

(ctc) the nyandertaker: at this point she is walking over to the other side of the table and trying to snatch them off all while dramatically going on about how hes made her have NO OTHER CHOICE but to come ALL THE WAY OVER HERE

violin (violin): FU JCKCHZSHAGJAHAHA he tries running to her side of the table to claim her seat

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she stays on his side and takes all his knights she is holding his cavalry hostage

violin (violin): then he is holding her royalty hostage! : O

(ctc) the nyandertaker: WELL HES GOING TO NEED A HORSE TO TAKE THEM ANYWHERE AND GUESS WHAT HE DOESNT HAVE

violin (violin): WHAT IF HE STEALS HER HORSE

(ctc) the nyandertaker: DOES HE REALLY THINK HE COULD CONTROL ONE OF HER CASTLE'S WELL TRAINED HORSES??

violin (violin): OKAY THEN HES KIDNAPPING HER CASTLE (the rook I think) HOWLS MOVING CASTLE BITCH

(ctc) the nyandertaker: BUT HAS HE NOT CONSIDERED HER CASTLE GUARDS???????? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, 8ITCH

violin (violin): HES KEEPING THE ROYALTY HOSTAGE THEY GOTTA DO WHAT HE SAYS BUT HE PULLS OUT A DIE AND ROLLS FOR INITIATIVE

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i hate these two

violin (violin): m e

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she is. also rolling for initiative though and respecting when her turn is BECAUSE DID HE REALLY THINK SHE MEANT THE GUARDS OVER THERE? NO, SHE MEANT THE GUARDS RIGHT HERE and then throws a knight at his face

violin (violin): fuck IM CRYING

(ctc) the nyandertaker: did he keep recording this...

violin (violin): MAYBE HE FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF HE PROBABLY DID He reaches over to throw his own pawn at her THEYRE RESCUING THE CAVALRY VRISKA

(ctc) the nyandertaker: THESE HORSES ARE HERS AND IT WILL BE N(E)IGH IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THEM BACK

violin (violin): i was thinking of a horse pun and got distracted WHAT IF HE ATTACKQUIUSES HER WITH HER OWN PAWNS? that was terrible but its intended to be

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh my god

violin (violin): eyebrow waggle they are so fortunate no one is witnessing this

(ctc) the nyandertaker: they really really are

violin (violin): her block doesn't have a camera in it does it?

(ctc) the nyandertaker: im 90% sure it doesn't though nadaya still has whatever hes recording with and. if they were doing this at the base. the walls are notoriously not at all soundproof

violin (violin): OH, MY GOD, THEY ARE doing this at the base I mean bc nad couldn't wait and went immediately Also, he grabs one of her bishops and yells YOUR BISHOP IS DECLARING A HOLY WAR AND SECEDING FROM THE MAIN RELIGION, HES MINE NOW

(ctc) the nyandertaker: what a dweeb, i say, as if that wasn't already obvious she says WELL WHY NOT MAKE IT OFFICIAL THEN and grabs a bishop of his color out of the bag of pieces to throw at him

violin (violin): snrk FU CK He grabs the bishop, replaces it, and starts playing like his bishop is there, by attempting to eat something

(ctc) the nyandertaker: g o d i guess she just has to fucking. reach over and try to counter him.

violin (violin): oh my god that's how they're playing now, from each others seats

(ctc) the nyandertaker: WELL HE HAS HER KING AND QUEEN IF SHE LETS HIM BACK OVER TO HIS SIDE SHE CANT WIN

violin (violin): HELL TRADE THEM FOR HIS HORSES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: now see, that's a fair deal nad, but how can she trust him at this point to not make off with both her royalty and the horses

violin (violin): what if they just throw their hostages at each other

(ctc) the nyandertaker: fuck

violin (violin): ITS IN THE SPIRIT OF THE GAME

(ctc) the nyandertaker: IT IS so now they just. synchronized throw their hostages at each other and try to catch them

violin (violin): Y ES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: and then both go back to their own seats and resume Hell Chess

violin (violin): Y es he still has the sunglasses tho HA

(ctc) the nyandertaker: what sunglasses there are no sunglasses she refuses to acknowledge them

violin (violin): he shakes his head so the googly eyes move

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she just cant see what hes doing, such a shame

violin (violin): he, while staring at the board, makes little sunglasses out of cut paper for one of his hORSES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: "Equius is not a valid part of the canon chess universe."

violin (violin): ".....heckuius."

(ctc) the nyandertaker: god...

violin (violin): im dying

(ctc) the nyandertaker: again, neither of them is going to win, theyre just going to run out of pieces to throw or get tired of playing

violin (violin): y es they're just gonna be lile *like "who won?" "entropy"

#ooc #logs.txt

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themagicaltunaa · 7 years

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You must answer everything tuna

Wow thats a lot a questions

alright lets do this

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

IZZY NO

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

Never kissed anyone like that so???? ok theres a lot of questions with relationship or kissing shit so im just gonna put this ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ every time i see one that i cant really answer

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

hmm I don't really know??????

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

yup

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

nope i dont think ive ever wanted anyone

7. What does your last received text say?

is this you?

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

9. Where was your last kiss at?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

never because i dont have a sister

11. What do you drink in the morning?

coffee. cant start the day without coffee

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in my room

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

tbh yeah

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

oh my god yes theres so many things that i regret doing my dude. hell just let me go back one day im fine with that

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy because it give an excuse to just stay in my house and lay in bed all day

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

oh man i hope not. i feel bad for anyone that has the same middle name as me

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

basketball shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

20. Does anyone like you?

lol no

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

myself

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

nope

25. In the past week have you cried?

dude i cry at least 5 times a week. last time i cried because i didnt have any mac n cheese to eat with my chicken nuggets

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

a black lab!

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

outside of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ also i hope you mean like before theyve played because holy shit im pretty sure someone could die standing next to one of them. you ever been near a football player after a game??? most disgusting smell ever like fucking hell its so bad

29. Do you think you’re old?

im not even 20 yet so no

30. Do you like text messaging?

id rather talk face to face with friends. im not so good with keeping up with texting

31. What type of day are you having?

ive been having the same lazy day for the past 2 months. its never gonna end

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

nope

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

cold. id rather freeze than die in the floridian heat

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

lol nope

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

a relationship. never understood flings

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

both. im horrible

37. What song are you listening to?

nothing atm, but these two songs have been playing on repeat in my head for the past week

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

it depends

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

hmmm

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

i dont like anyone so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

41. When did you last receive a text message?

at 10 AM

42. What is wrong with you right now?

Everything my dude, everything.

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

ive known them since middle school so pretty well????

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

nope

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

i dont remember the last time i was in a good mood

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my mom

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

black

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yeah my mom yesterday

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

no??

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

yeah a few times with some people. there are some that i have finally given up on tho and i feel a lot better now

53. Do you like rain?

yes!

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

as long as they dont do it too much im fine with it

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

nope ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

56. Do you like to cuddle?

57. Are you shy?

very

58. Do you get along with girls?

it depends really??? hmm yeah i guess i get along with other girls a little better than guys but thats not saying much because im terrified of talking to people anyways.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone and my headphones

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

bruh i dont care if i get killed by a ghost or some shit thats 1 million dollars imagine what i can do with that money. like its either i die from like a heart attack from seeing my own shadow in a haunted house or i get 1 million dollars its a win win situation

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

lmao hell no

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

my cats exist thats the cute thing that happened

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

neither

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

i dont even have a car

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

neither. also whos luke bryan?

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?

android

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

man i havent had any in like 4, maybe 5 years???? good thing im getting some on my bday courtesy of my friend

73. Do you like diet soda?

ew no

74. What color are the walls in your room?

theyre the same purple that theyve been since middle school

75. Are you 16 or older?

yup, turning 20 this month

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

nope

77. Do you have a job?

nope :\

78. What are your initials?

79. Did you ever have braces?

nope. my mom was never able to afford them

80. Are you from the south?

well im from south florida. is florida even considered part of the south????? like im pretty sure florida is its own thing

81. What does your last status on facebook say?

dont have one

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

definitely my mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

nope

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

the lego batman movie. 10/10 would recommend

86. Do you smoke?

ew no

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

flip flops

88. Is your phone touch screen?

yeah???

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

curly

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?

i cant even walk out of my room at 2 in the morning without my mom waking up and telling me to go to sleep. also im pretty sure my mom would beat me with a chancleta just for thinking of sneaking out

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

i prefer beach but pool is good too i guess

92. Have you ever made out in a car?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

93. …Had sex in a car?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

94. Are you single or in a relationship?

single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?

on youtube watching lets plays

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

new years

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?

eh its not as good as an iphone camera but i dont take pictures so yeah i could care less about the camera

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

i dont drink

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

i dont have facebook

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ dont you have to have sex in order for that to happen ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?

nope i lost them ages ago. im so pale

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

1. i dont like wearing shorts

2. why would i ever wear cowboy boots

3. why the fuck would i wear cowboy boots with shorts like yall think im gonna walk around lookin like that i look like a hot mess 110% of the time what makes you think i can pull that off. yeah lemme walk around with my pasty ass white legs showin and boots, lookin like the saddest goblin cowgirl you’ll ever lay your eyes on. no thanks.

ok i think im done for the day

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