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I spoke with the ocean and she told me it’s totally fine that you didn’t go back to swim one last time before summer ended.
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wednesday addams in a cowboy hat
#wednesday#wednsday addams#jenna ortega#cowboy hats#he's so silly#he's just a little guy#i tweeted this#quilkns thoughts
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Lovejoy Songs I can not Relate to and Why:
Perfume:
I in fact can NOT smell her perfume, wilbur soot, i do not have a sense of smell. Thank you for reminding me though.
#lovejoy#perfume#wilbursoot#lyrics#wilbur soot#twitter#i tweeted this#funny#haha i made a joke#perfume lovejoy#smelling#smell#i can still smell her perfume#i can not smell
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#follow @toastbutteregg on twitter i follow back#memes#dank memes#relatable#relatable memes#twitter#twitter memes#beyoncescock#tweets#toastbutteregg
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Peace and love
#pink posts#i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged#i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit?#why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors#is it the textures they used? the brushes?#study them and try to put your spin on it#and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well
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this tweet is making me choke to death
#real though#sergle.txt#i'm sorry ik i don't generally post other ppl's tweets but i've been crying at this for a few minutes now
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Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history
#'turned him gay'#newsflash asshole he's been gay (bi rather) the entire time!#alexander the great#history#to clarify this is a reaction to the tweet#I don't know anything about the documentary itself or how accurate it is
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I've been crying laughing from this for the last 5 minutes
#Usually I don't just repost tweets but I need as many people to see this video as possible#Krafter Talks
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "four hour video essay about plagiarism" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw brian deer say that exact sentence before
my buddy hbomberguy, pacing: james somerton is lying to us
#in the spirit of the new hbomberguy video: the original source of this meme seems to be a tweet by user @sabatonfan69#which i found through tumblr user @thesituation#hbomberguy
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#likedovesdo#blablabla:p#me and who#idk what to tag#i just liked this tweet#acnh#animal crossing#bleh :p
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i am not calling twitter fucking x
#og#omg a hit tweet#stop reblogging this without the second reblog i made you're missing the whole joke#and also you guys are annoying and keep making the same comments
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“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
#this is my favorite tweet i ever made#rip twitter#fictional villains#the darkling#aleksander morovoza#anakin skywalker#halbrand#daemon targaryen#daenerys targeryan#house targaryen#rhysand#kylo ren#ben solo#jess speaks
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#follow @toastbutteregg on twitter i follow back#memes#dank memes#relatable#relatable memes#twitter#twitter memes#beyoncescock#tweets#toastbutteregg
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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…
#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it#'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors??????????#anyway. are you americans okay???#specifically…. are white americans ok????#is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution?#also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage#anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on#and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you#we have inside shoes?????#polls#*r
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