The biggest miss of the internet zeitgeist was having femboys rise in popularity AFTER the mid 2000s friendzone nonsense. Theres no gaurunteed proof but I genuinely believe if some dudes knew they could fuck/get fucked by their guy friends wearing womens clothes the internet landscape would've been much more tolerable these days

Mmmmm plump belliiieeeees it's killing meeeeeee

I need to grab hooooooold

Her belly be, way too big to see her feet

Eating meals thats family sized, extra fries and apple pies

But its just the price I pay, full paycheck to stuff her face

Posting on those feedee sites

Shes just the right size

Jave you gotten to the part of new vegas where you have to fuck a deathclaw matriarch's stomach while the local gangs record it for insane profits

Not yet but I think I have to get to a certain point before I go and do that DLC

personally, i think you underestimate the broad range of fetishes shared by people that would willingly follow a porn artist titled "mewvore"

I'm just trying to articulate to the mass of followers who come around after a shitpost of mine pops off that I'm actually someone who draws porn and like maybe 1 "relatable" image a month. That despite my intense views and snark and bitter commentary tinged with humor, I am not a popular from shitposting I am popular for drawing erotica I do NOT want anyone to be surprised and need to nip all potential confusion in the bud

I am so excited for more of your new vegas adventures

since I wasn't too far in I started a new file, gave my character maximum strength and after finding a pair of brass knuckles Ive been uppercutting people so hard their head fly off. I stole the dog hat from the guy in nipton and I'm going to fistfight through the mojave.

You forgot pudge pounder

i was saving that for the sequel 😔 guess I gotta use the next one saved up: hole-y diver

"Buttonfucker" is a really funny insult and I love this umbreon

scrapped insults I could have used: stomach pumper, navel nutter, button basher, tummy thruster, third-hole wonder

Your gunshots are less 'rent lowering' and more like firing off different bullets to alert the variety of kinkters living in apartment blocks around you

theyre whatever the joker uses when he pulls out a gun and it just pops out a flag that says BANG

Call your mom The Algorithm the way she's milks The Content Farm (mi penus)

Hey I saw the umbreaon navelfucking earlier what happened to it?

its still there but marked as nsfw so it might be hidden if you have settings that filter adult content. the nsfw tag is the equivalent of using a silenced pistol on a coma patient with a pillow over their head. That post is not going anywhere lol

I'm not into vore and most likely only started following you because I like big tummies but I'm WAY into navel play/fucking so this isn't a rent controlled gunshot you just finally started making content for me specifically.

Rather than lose followers Ive somehow unlocked followers that were already here like unlocking akuma in super street fighter

meeting, greating, and eating with the squid sisters

Need more navelfucking content in my life. Didn’t think about it being an umbreon but yknow? I’ll take what I can get. Thank you for your service, lovely art as always

I'm glad you enjoyed it, Its kind of wild how much of a different reaction that pic has gotten opposed to its intended purpose lol

Damn you canonically give birth once and everyone always draws you pregnant