hi rj. im tipsy. thinking about felix in a skirt. i hope you understand 🫠

Sam. Sam listen. I think this was way before we ever started interacting with each other but, I had an ancient fic idea revolving Felix in a skirt and, I really hope to write it out fully one day.

The point of that long ramble is that I get you. I understand you.

Felix who gets all shy and bashful when he notices just how much you like when he wears skirts. He's definitely also into as much as you are, though. Lapping up all of your praise and touches like a man starved when you straddle him.

Soft, eager hands fondling as much of you as he can when you start to grind down on him over his pretty, blue skirt. The air around you filled with nothing but his choked moans, and your breathy whispers against him.

"You look so pretty like this, Lixie," and you swear you feel him twitch underneath you. At the petname or the compliment? You're not sure. Not that the reason matters all that much when you can already feel your panties sticking to you and, he looks so dazed just from some dry humping.

You can tell this poor skirt isn't going to make it out unscathed.

still working plotting for my main fic and yknow. i see a lot of posts laughing at cassandra/the inq/justinia/whoever for wanting to recruit hawke as the inquisitor but like there's actually a lot of really disturbing tones to it, when i thought it through.

cassandra recruits cullen into the inquisition. and yeah, he comes in as a military commander, despite the fact that he has no military experience, but i think that's more related to like. the roots of the first inquisition. they later became the templars and the seekers -- cullen is military commander not because they expected to have to fight anyone but because justinia was going to use the writ to build the chantry's military strength if the bloody conclave didn't work out. cullen was hired because he's the fucking knight-commander of kirkwall, and justinia wants him to rebuild the templars. i know people like to laugh about it because it makes "no sense" but the military commander was never meant to do the kind of fighting they ended up having to do in the game -- it was intended to remake the templars. cullen trained hundreds of templar recruits in kirkwall and he's one of the only few that hasn't broken away from the chantry despite the dissolution of the nevarran accord. he's the most obvious pick for commander, when you consider what the inquisition wants.

bw canon hawke is a mage hawke who sided w the mages in kirkwall. they recruited a templar that knows him personally, that has had an antagonistic relationship with him in the later years, that knows how he works and thinks. if they had gotten their hands on hawke, do you actually think they wouldve politely asked him to lead the inquisition?

YT decided that I apparently want to listed to podcasts about figure skating which immediately transported me back to the dreamling skating au brainrot of course x'D

@arialerendeair I didn't forget about the chat we had about pair skating, my brain circles back to it from time to time. And I finally got back to finishing this sketch, thought you might like it so I'm tagging you :).

Also, if anyone's wondering, yes, this was definitely inspired by pair skaters Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir. again.

Depa Billaba and Caleb Dume in Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi | 1.05 Practice Makes Perfect

The stereotype that fiber artists pick up new fiber arts at the drop of a hat is true because I impulse-bought knitting needles and now I've just did my very first (long tail) cast-on

planning to do a few screenshot redraws from TOS, here's a lil peek at some scott progress :^)

rowan's "my ride" episode 1 experience: have you seen this man

(in the style of / insp @sparklyeyedhimbo)

Not So Scary Challenge by @itsmaggira

↪ rules here!

Generation 1: Spooky Love Story 👻

Aurora Black: Kleptomaniac | Gloomy | Loner

"All your life you’ve felt connected to the "other side." It seemed only fitting to become a paranormal investigator and to use your special talent to help others, but maybe there’s more than just career success to be found in those haunted mansions..."

velastra's ending... karlach died, lae'zel left, astarion ascended, gale died in act 1 after she cut his hand off, wyll broke his pact and fucked off, shadowheart killed her parents, raphael took over the hells, the emperor switched sides, and vel stabbed orpheus once they beat the netherbrain. but at least she overcame her dark urges!

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Summary:

Three little scenes on the theme of singing.

:) I was in the mood for something short and sweet. Hope you enjoy!

Me: *fighting the urge to write Evajacks fanfiction*

My Gallavich wips: Uhm, hello? 🙃

My original work:

PTSD is so stupid saw a jar of biscoff cookie butter at the store and went ha that’s the brand they had in res. (Completely unaffected). Then went home and had a panic attack about it (????)

starfield is very fun, but it continues the modern Bethesda tradition of mixing some truly wild game design choices with some basic ass writing

an impulse i don't get—

or rather, so as not to be disingenuous, an impulse i get perfectly well but strongly dislike when i'm faced with it, which means i need to reexamine it in myself when i generate it—

is the impulse to sit in judgment about What Counts As Queer. like. yeah, okay, i do get it really, we're all disempowered by hegemonic culture and setting ourselves up as petty kings shores up our egos! but if there's anything i've loved about discovering queerness in and for myself, it's been the realization that there were worldviews beyond my own—and that there still are, almost certainly! that the world is a firework show of exploding possibility, and that i and my current understanding of myself and everyone else are just one bright spark in a whole connected series of them, and that more will come after me, bringing new colors and configurations to my field of vision, if i just keep my eyes open…

and so i just always feel. god. how close-minded, to shut your eyes to someone else's vision of queerness, to say not just 'that isn't a version of queerness that i recognize or feel represented by,' but to say categorically, 'that isn't queer'! if someone's saying in all sincerity, 'this feels alien to the framework i grew up with, and exciting or comforting or both to me'—i want to hear them out, and make space in my own understanding for a multiplicity of queernesses. i'm not always perfect at it! but i want to.

because what's the alternative? join with the biphobes and transphobes who would've said my gq4gq relationship with my transfem ex was really just straight, or at least enough of a union of opposites for government work? join with the aphobes and arophobes who are constantly insinuating that if you're not actively sucking or fucking, you're a square—never mind those of us who are isolated, or traumatized, or anxious, or any of the thousand other reasons why our queerness might not be siting itself in sex or romance, right now or ever! join with the people who sneer at poly and flinch from kink, as if reexamining those relational conventions were somehow cleanly separable from reexamining all the other ones—as if we should want it to be?

anyway, this is about a lot of things, really, and at least one of them i pretty actively don't want to talk about in specific; but i just think, god, i wish we could all learn a little more generosity, and a little more humility. we know the world, and the human heart, encompass more than is dreamt of in kyriarchal philosophy; why then are we so resistant to the idea that they might also encompass more than is dreamt of in our own? movement after movement of queers have come, and built, and been built upon in turn; our personal convictions are not, i feel certain, the final course to be laid down on the great work of enlightenment and liberation—and how depressing it would be, if they were!

What if there was an AU in which the reset mission was a success, Ethan and Tiffany never got back together and my girl left Edenbrook after the boards, then a few years later he bumps into her at some charity gala and finds out that she’s dating the woman who broke his damaged heart in med school…

I enjoy these two together so much I had to take the manip opportunity I was given ksbksbskbs Posting it for you, angel @maurine07 💗