why do i always get soooooo sleepy when i start reading a book 20 pages in and i’ll be like okay… let me rest my eyes for a bit… then i wake up and find out i’ve had a hr long nap

AU where in TUE Dan not only killed human-Danny, but killed Vlad too when ripping his ghost half out, so when Danny gets stuck in the future, Vlad can't help him get the Time Medallion out. AU where Danny is permanently stuck in the future & no one knows (besides Jazz, who unfortunately was never brought into the know so doesn't know what exactly she's seeing so only knows Danny is being weirder than normal) because Dan is still pretending to be him in the past. AU where the timeline is so fucked up by all the paradoxes & shit that Clockwork can no longer touch it with a ten-foot-transdimensional-pole.

once i get rid of my tumblr phone addiction its over for yall

a normal dosage of a benzo would save my fucking life but nope. I’m labeled an addict and that means no matter what I do or how long I stay clean I will never be able to access medications that I genuinely need. It’s extremely frustrating and part of me wishes I’d not been so honest. But I was just trying to get help. I was honest because I needed to be honest and I needed to get clean. I didn’t think then that it would prevent me from getting working adhd/anxiety meds.

honestly i dont think i could do drugs recreationally if i tried. i mean theres something to be said about recreational use being inherently a form of self medicating or whatever but like

theres never a time where i dont also medically need weed.

like it’s weird to feel like recreational drug use?? isn’t accessible?? but like i try to vape “just ‘cuz” and end up enjoying the lack of joint pain way more than the being high part

its like to the point where being high feels more like a side effect than,,, the reason you take the drug. honestly i think thats the main reason i struggle to empathize with recreational users of drugs i take medically, i just forget that for some people the point is not to distract your bones

I went and got some piercings and afterwards I was like "Wow I feel so motivated! I'm growing into my true self, I'm gonna get my life together!" Like I really thought that changing my appearance to what I wanted had like, fixed my adhd? And then I remembered that pain floods you with endorphins. So.

The thing about alcohol and adderall is that if you look it up online all the results are like "DO NOT mix them you will DIE" when in reality what happens (to me at least) is that you just drink but barely feel drunk but then wake up with a horrible hangover because you didn't realize how drunk you were (but you were secretly drunk).

It's pretty lame actually like its a waste of alcohol and then you feel like shit after anyways. There are more fun drug combinations it's not worth it. If you wanna party longer while drinking just have some water food and just a bit of caffeine that'll perk you right up (and the first two are actually genuinely a good idea when drinking anyways)

Idk if you saw or not but a new chapter of the fury of a shattered mirror dropped last night! I haven’t read it yet but I thought I should let you know 😎👍

awughgh HELL YEAH!! ive been away from my laptop for a while so i didnt see, thank you birdy!! :] this is the best news ive had all day hkjgh <33 excited very excited going to read it now <33

sooo glad I was smart enough to not get a grimes tattoo when I was younger

I decided because I love suffering that everyone gets their own halter.

I'm boooored and I gotta read about dermatology and it's interesting but not interesting enooouuuugghhh

i really need some new pants because i’ve been basically wearing nothing but a pair of black post-pandemic business casual joggers and high waisted black jeans interchangeably for a year now. Perhaps i will purchase a second pair of high waisted black jeans

Ah, the ol' bait-and-switch!

I see this headline:

I think: Sudafed doesn't work? Fuck off! *click* *read, read, read...*

Oh! Phenylephrine doesn't work! Of COURSE it doesn't! We KNEW that already! Yeesh.

this is wild. they put topiramate in the phentermine and now they've approved its sale to kids. unnecessary express. and all the relevant studies are paywalled naturally. i swear all this street fentanyl was their plan to monopolize the market. they could turn off the fent factories tomorrow i bet, the way they did with quaaludes which don't exist today bc the labs don't make them. but they want fent out there. they want more ill, desperate people who are afraid to take any drugs but theirs. the goal is to get everyone hooked on pharmaceutical garbage that makes us halfsick and compliant. don't forget to take your daily brainfog & binge eat tablet to treat the depression you feel from being deeply unhealthy on every level. still not feeling unwell? don't worry we'll find a pill for you. everybody gets a pill. it's medicine! for your health! ask your doctor if workmoronal is right for you.

one college life hack is that if you go back on addies you can start actually paying attention during class /and/ save money on food!

I need to make bootleg fob merch