It's been odd to me that it seems to be mostly Ladybug interacting with the DC/Batfam stuff in Miraculous&Batman content???

The visual of usual dark solitary gargoyle Batman being perched on by Chat Noir because he didn't realize That's A Living Person Down There and this poor man has to listen to this kid declare his love over the phone in the cheesiest ways possible, twirling his hair, kicking his feet, he's draped across his shoulders swinging his tail in his hand like a phone cord, ends the call and sighs wistfully and then launches into aNOTHER seperate monologue about how smart and cool Ladybug is,,,

Startles with a yowl like he's in a Tom and Jerry episode when Batman finally goes "putting your feelings into writing could help", some advice he's regurgitating from therapy Alfred sent him to at some point. Almost falls to his death if Batman also hadn't preemptively caught em by the tail.

Batman's adventure in Paris because one of this rogues decided to take a "work" trip there. He has a lil guide. His guide's partner does not trust his ass because his aesthetic and attitude is so dark. He can respect that. At least this (temporary) child sidekick actually matches his aesthetic. Was it too much to ask them to wear black at that age? This catboy seems to be doing fine. The bastard can fly too.

Also takes the Greatest Detective like less than a second to realize this kid's act is eerily similar to him, if inversely and infer this kid HAS to be as bougie as he is. The cheese he smells of costs some people's monthly wage. Oh god is this one an orphan too. Alfred did I sound like that when I was 13. Oh fuck. Oh jesus.

Selina would love the lil brat. They can never be allowed to meet.

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