#i look at him and go “yeah thats link in the game”
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I know it's a comedy manga, but the ww manga probably has one of my favorite manga interpretations of Link. Mainly because he feels accurate to his games. He's quiet, he can talk, but he mostly just communicates his thoughts through his actions and body language. He's also just a silly little guy.
#wind waker#loz ww#the legend of zelda#my favorite autism creature#this isnt any shade towards the other manga links it's hard making a whole character out of a silent protagonist and its def a lot easier i#this style of manga#i mean i love the fs manga#this is just the only one for me that nails his character on the head especially for this iteration#i look at him and go “yeah thats link in the game”#theres a part where Medli is waiting for Link to come over as part of the main quest and you just know hes goofing off#hes probably doing the mail minigame
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thoughts on totk now that i’ve beaten it
under the cut bc of length and bc there is honestly a fair bit of negative stuff
i don’t really think i can say that i liked totk.
it’s fine, it’s genuinely fucking incredible from a technical standpoint with ultrahand, recall, the three map layers and with how smoothly it ran for me. as a game it’s fine.
i’ll start with the things i dislike and end with what i actually liked
i honestly didn’t really like ultrahand? i disliked how much the game leaned on it, since so many puzzles and whatever just boiled down to ‘make something that’ll work’ and it just... it was far too clunky for me to really enjoy using it, outside of using some of the same few designs for traversal. there were a few times when i could see what the game wanted me to do with ultrahand and the given zonai parts and sometimes it just... didn’t work at all. more often than not ultrahand was frustrating for me to use so the game’s reliance on it just made it into a chore sometimes.
in a similar vein the dungeons were serious letdowns. i mean, don’t get me wrong, they’re fine, they had good themes and (mostly) had good aesthetics and general looks and identities to them, but the fact that they were just... basically twenty-ish minute little things was kind of disappointing. i hate that they all had the exact same ‘go hit x number of switches’ gimmick. it really limited what you could do and fucked with the dungeon design, too. the only one where that really worked for me was the fire temple, which was my favorite overall. the water temple was especially dismal, with the least inspired look and just being an astoundingly easy experience. the puzzles in those dungeons were so awfully easy, too, especially since half of the time they just hand you what you need so you barely need to really assess the situation and put a plan together
i hated the water dungeon’s little mini-areas where you do a single piss-easy puzzle to automatically get your prize, i hated the wind temple’s god damn ‘pull a lever and get your prize’ kind of puzzles, i hated how soul-crushingly disappointed i felt when i took a look at the lightning temple’s map and realized that every fucking floor had a singular room just for the switch puzzle. god forbid it’s as fun as the lowest level of that temple. i really miss stuff like mini-bosses or rooms where you have to do a puzzle in order to just... progress, i miss dungeons that i could get lost in or spend a while in or just had... something more interesting or some more substance so that i can’t just breeze through like it’s a glorified shrine. most of the puzzles in those dungeons were simpler than some shrines i did.
i didn’t care to do much exploration since there honestly isn’t much motivation to explore the surface map if you’ve already played botw, and the scarcity of materials this time really got to me, it took me a while to have a half-decent stock of materials, and i still had trouble not running out of stuff even though i was using amiibos to stock up on some things. the money situation was rough, too... a lot of things are cheaper to sell, but some armor is still really expensive plus you have to pay the great fairies to upgrade your equipment in addition to having the correct materials. that especially felt odd- having to grab a handful of (goddamn hard to get) lynel guts is hard enough to upgrade the soldier’s armor, but you want me to cough up 500 rupees, too??
(the scarcity of monster guts also got on my nerves, but i’ll just chalk that up to just some kind of really weird difficulty thing. it was annoying until i tracked down the stronger monsters.)
the story is probably the weakest part of the game to me. it’s really hard to have a baseline investment when you don’t care about these characters, anyway, and what i saw in this game’s story still failed to endear me to hardly any of them. link’s role frustrated me; he just comes off like a tool rather than a character this time through, he barely has any actual relevancy to the story segments beyond being the guy who can use the master sword and being the player’s vehicle to get from point a to b in the story. the blank stare and limited emoting worked in botw because... there’s a given reason for his lack of outward emotion in the past, plus he has no memory in the present. it makes sense. but this time around, he’s gotten memories in the years between this and the last game, but he just feels like a background character in most of the story beats.
he has no role in the memories and in the present just exists to gather some stuff for other people, he gets the master sword from zelda and then helps the other sages get their secret stones, but he’s barely addressed as his own character in the grand scheme of things unless he’s being directly spoken to. he’s just the swordsman capable of wielding the master sword and zelda’s chosen protector as far as the story is concerned. he has no opinions outside of doing what he’s told and looking for zelda. at least not as far as i could really tell. at least in botw, the story directly concerns him, and it’s his story we’re following. this time around zelda and the sages seem like the most important characters, link’s just... there, doing what he’s been told to.
the new sages are fine, none of them really endeared themselves to me, and i will say that making the player watch essentially the exact same cutscene each time you finish a dungeon was BAFFLING. they were long and you learned almost nothing new after the first one, and there was nothing done to make them very distinct to each individual pair of sages or their respective regions; at the very least, it could have been interesting to meet the ancient sages not in the exact same stone garden, but perhaps at the top of a snowy mountain for the rito, near a volcano or something for the goron, maybe in a shallow pool of water for the zora, and in the desert for the gerudo- but no, they’re all effectively the same thing just with the speaking character swapped out with some minor changes.
(the sages themselves are a pain in the ass to use, having to chase them down to activate their power or accidentally activating a power when you don’t want it; yunobo was honestly my favorite, but because i generally defaulted to having them all activated at all times, i had a lot of trouble with tulin blowing shit away from me when i was trying to grab it while midair. they’re half-decent for combat)
i didn’t really care for rauru or sonia, either. rauru in the present as a ghost was fine, he was kind of interesting and seemed to have changed from his time in the past, but he never managed to be a character i particularly liked. i wasn’t really a fan of his... arrogance? or something in the past scenes, and he never really came off as very interesting. sonia was nearly completely uninteresting which is a shame since she has an interesting design, she just felt delegated to the role of supporting rauru and zelda and then dying to motivate them.
ganondorf is a character i was really looking forward to seeing, and it really fucking sucks that he’s so god damn one-dimensional this time! the story can’t be fucked to delve into him beyond just giving us scenes that just tell us that he’s evil and wants to rule hyrule and get the secret stones and nothing else because fuck having complex villains, i guess. especially frustrating because within the game itself you can draw more interesting motivations up for him, but the game really just doubles-down on him being evil for the fuck of it and wanting to end the world because uhhhh... he’s evil don’t fucking worry about it
the ignoring of the triforce in this game sucks in that way, too, because the way the triforce works and how it can grant wishes made it a much more interesting goal for ganondorf to attain, rather than some poorly-named ‘secret stones’ that do nothing more than just amplify power or something. it sucks how black-and-white this damn story is and how it seems like it just wants to do away with any possible nuance or gray area. no one but the bad guys or side characters are flawed in any actually interesting or significant way.
at least ganondorf was still the most interesting character in the flashbacks.
and then zelda, oh god ZELDA. i honestly really liked her in botw. i liked how you saw her as a flawed, insecure, pressured teen, and how you saw her struggles to relate to link and how she eventually warmed up to him. you saw her as a flawed person who develops and as someone who cares deeply about her friends and her duties and gets frustrated by her failings.
and then in totk a lot of her more interesting traits- her interest in sheikah tech, her excitement over field study and research, her more defining traits as this incarnation of zelda- are basically sanded down and she’s just this perfect flawless princess with great power and an insanely passive role in the past beyond finally taking some kind of action after one of her friends dies and she’s pushed to the brink. cool. great.
she has practically no flaw in totk. if anyone in the present talks about her, they have nothing bad to say and just want to please her and follow her orders, she is right in telling the gerudo how to train their troops she is right even when misheard to tell people to put themselves in danger and she is hardly meaningfully questioned when her imposter is doing very clearly suspicious shit. neither the story nor any of the characters wants to let her be flawed. she’s just perfect in damn near every way and barely retains any interesting characterization she got in botw. there are some interesting snippets in her being a teacher and setting up memorials to those who died in the calamity, but there’s hardly any more than that, and it makes it really hard for me to give a damn about her. she’s not interesting this time.
the whole thing with zelda becoming a dragon too, is... it’s fine. it’s ok. but the fact that she turns back at the end with no problem whatsoever is one hell of a fucking misstep. why talk about draconification being forbidden for a good reason anyways if it doesn’t actually matter anyways??? if you never actually see any of those fucking repercussions why even bring them up??? i really feel like it would have been more effective for there to have been actual consequences for zelda beyond just fucking flying around half-conscious for a millennium or whatever- have her lose her memory when she’s brought back! there you go! there’s the reason why draconification is forbidden! there’s the thing about losing yourself! plus, zelda losing her memories as a result would mirror link having lost his memories in botw! that has so much more weight and significance then ‘oh uh ignore the warnings from a while back she’s completely fine dw abt it’ i hate that she’s back just like that without any of the consequences that the game suggests.
the dragon’s tears in general kinda just felt weaker than botw’s memories anyways bc you’re more just. watching stuff happen then actually learning anything. it has less characters and yet i feel like you only get to know like half of the important ones. like three of them are all about the same event. a few times they just replay parts of old memories in new ones. if they ever reference a past memory they just show you what they’re referencing instead of leaving you to piece it together. just play the voices or something don’t break the flow of things to play a clip of something i’ve already seen.
plus the fact that totk... barely acknowledges that it’s a sequel to botw really rubs me the wrong way. i understand that loz is extremely loose with its lore, but totk is a direct sequel set in the same world a few years later, and yet the events and characters of botw have might as well been forgotten and its all either ignored, brushed aside, or straight up replaced by something else for no good reason. the continuity between these games is absolutely dismal and to see the different ways in which the events and concepts or botw are just... disregarded really just left a bad taste in my mouth.
just- i love good stories and worlds in video games, and while some games can coast by for me by feeling good to play, having a good and engaging story and characters is usually essential to my enjoyment of a game, and when i don’t care about to the point of disliking the story and characters, and when none of the important areas are fascinating or distinct enough from each other, and when the game even fails to really reel me in with the gameplay...
i wanted to like totk, but it really just did not work for me. i just ended up feeling frustrated and disappointed and even sometimes bored with all of the major stuff and man. totk is really, REALLY, not for me, and it just left me wanting to play older zelda games instead.
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HOWEVER! there were actually some things i really loved about totk! it’s not all doom and gloom! (well, not all doom, at least)
so! the music was great! not all of it really fit or made a lot of sense with the context in which they played or failed to evoke the feeling they were meant to, but the new tracks in this game were great! i especially love the first two phases of the fire temple’s theme, the depths music, and most of the new battle and boss themes. zelda games almost never fail when it comes to the music.
i did genuinely like the fire temple- yunobo’s ability was used the best in this dungeon, and it had the best five switches gimmick, i loved how you had to hit the gongs (sometimes having to construct a path to account for the weaknesses of yunobo’s ability) and how it then ‘scared’ each of the five statues holding a part of the gate- it was very cute and fit in very well with the general feel of that part of the story. it was the best in terms of difficulty and complexity, but it didn’t have the best boss- the lightning temple had the best boss, and i will admit that even if most of them were easy, i really enjoyed the mirror puzzles, as well as the process to unlocking the dungeon. the wind temple had my favorite visual identity and aesthetic, though, i liked it being a part of this old rito song, and how it was the most distinct in looks from the other dungeons.
the sky islands were honestly fun, even if they weren’t all that interesting. getting to some of the harder-to-reach islands were some of my favorite times i had to use ultrahand, and stuff like the zonai forge island and the one orblike island with the mirror puzzle, and pretty much all of the more complicated parts of the sky islands were a lot of fun to explore and figure out.
being able to ride on the dragons was just really cool, and the fact that they come out of the chasms was fun.
the new horns for the monsters were cool, it helps differentiate the different monster strengths and i just thought they were really neat.
the quest with lurelin village was fun, even if the pirates just being monsters was a real let-down.
the stable trotters were also a fun bunch of characters, that was a good, new way to open up fairy fountains.
all of the new stuff with the yiga was really fun, like getting their outfit and being able to pretend to be one of them and learning the blademaster attack- so much fun it was so cute.
most of the new outfits are really good and useful, and while a bit janky and not that great, the house-building bit near tarrey was endearing.
while none of the main characters interested me, i really, especially liked tauro and yona and penn. for some reason they just appealed to me and i really wish they had bigger parts in the game because they’re interesting and they have good designs and i’d really like to know more about them.
the underground gerudo shelter was pretty cool, to be honest, and the look of the caves was really cool.
i adored the proving grounds shrines- easily my favorite shrines in the entire game, i had no problem spending a decent amount of time in those kinds of shrines, they were fantastic.
the new ingredients and recipes and new weapons were cool.
the way you basically return to the area you started at on your way to ganondorf is pretty cool, that whole path is really neat.
ganondorf in general was a pretty cool boss, even if he ended up being kind of easy for me. the whole final boss sequence was neat.
by FAR, though, my absolute favorite part of this game was 100% the depths. the fact that there was just an entire second layer to the map that was the same size as the surface, just inverted and dark and filled with new bosses and locations... i spent hours down there without going back up to the surface and absolutely had a BLAST screwing around in the dark, lighting up my path with brightblooms and tossing together little vehicles with lights so that i could get to the next lightroot off in the distance. the depths was probably where i ended up using zonai vehicles the most, and it was honestly pretty fun to go around spotting and reaching every lightroot, coming across different mines and weird little landforms and coliseums and yiga camps. the music and plantlife and look of the depths were so good, and it really felt distinct from the rest of the game in a very good way. doing all of the lightroots and getting enough zonaite to max out link’s energy cells was definitely a good move since it made finding shrines and dealing with later zonai machine stuff easier.
overall, tears of the kingdom was a severely mixed bag for me, and while there was stuff i did like, i don’t think it’s enough to really get me to say that i really liked this game overall- after all most of the stuff i disliked was unavoidable parts of the games, and it definitely put a hamper on my interest in the rest of the time. totk is fine, but it’s really not my thing.
#i just- *slams head into brick wall* bro i did not have a good time with this game#going back to my silly little comparison point; totk was $70 and my copy of phantom hourglass was $70#$70 is a bullshit amount for a game but thats no the point here#totk from a technical baseline standpoint as a GAME is worth $70#its story and the amount of enjoyment it gave me was not worth $70 tho. the story and enjoyment i got from ph was more worth $70 to me#salty talks#loz#legend of zelda#totk#'zelda games almost never fail when it comes to the music' if you talk shit abt ph's soundtrack i'll kill you. i like the dungeon track#i partially have the shinji chair image saved for this but i did also initally save it yesterday when i finished nge#listen this was fine on a surface level but it just wore me the fuck down#link was just some flavor of stonefaced or surprised or determined in any given cutscene and like. idk. wasnt too interested in him either#look i know about the silly little dialogue options. still didnt do it for me#link getting his arm back only makes sense to me bc i got every last light of blessing and heart container and stamina vessel#the gloom in his body is 100% gone hes squeaky clean for me. whyd you take his shirt off tho. at least keep his hat. cant take it seriously#put him in the archaic set or smth his arm is fully visible that way at least and its full circle thats what he wears at the start#couldnt take the whole grabbing zelda sequence seriously bc i missed the (hold) prompt and link flew away lol#totk spoilers#also wasnt really a fan of most of the voice acting yeah sorry. kinda rough all around aside from like ganondorf and dimitri- i mean rauru#mineru and the rito sage were fine too ig. im not going to bother watching any vids or whatever to check again#riju and sidon were fine too#sonia was cool too but everyone else was a lil rough tbh esp with having to say 'secret stone' that name sucks shit#my switch died in the middle of the credits. i had like 25% when i started fighting ganondorf.#it died twice actually cuz i charged it for a few minutes and what like yeah 5% should be good and nope. died again#anyways whatever. im not giving it a rating im tired of this game i dont think i'll be replaying or even just touching it any time soon#music was top notch again tho. made me feel stuff more than the actual story did. cool ig#bitching abt totk
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I have such a specific idea for poly marauders so please bare with me .
James and Sirius were out to a fancy party and they come home early to see reader and remus having sex in the kitchen , remus has her spread on the table while he fucks her and she arches her back and sees sirius through blurry vision and calls his name, remus doesn’t notice them so he thinks shes calling her other boyfriends name “ wrong boyfriend sweetheart “ so he fucks her harder until she calls his name “ there you go love”.
You could continue this however you would like Maybe james and Sirius join them. I also love the idea that after everything when they’re showering she reassure remus and says something like “ it’s hard to think of anything else when I’m around you , you’re all consuming “ and the boys agree THATS SO CUTE.
I’m so sorry that this is long and graphic.
Say My Name // Poly!Marauders x Fem!Reader
A/N: Whoever you are, anon, I thank you for giving me this request because, holy shit, it has turned me (and Remus) absolutely feral, and I have no regrets.
Tags: 18+ readers only, smut, fluff, werewolf troupes, feral remus lupin, dom/sub undertones, possessive sex, size difference/kink (!), praise kink, dirty talk, self-confidence issues, gentle touching/kissing, rough oral sex (f receiving), rough sex, overstimulation, table sex, manhandling, multiple orgasms, crying, body worship, anxiety attack (nearly), restraints, blindfold, begging, aftercare :)))
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“You both look so damn handsome!” you admire dreamily with a thick lace of sarcasm as you tighten the burgundy scarf around Sirius’ neck. The mischievous glint in those twinkling grey eyes brightened as he rolled them in jest, matching the doting smirk on his full lips. “Maybe you should forgo the leather jackets more often for the waistcoats”, you say with a lustful undertone to your words as you look up at him through your lashes.
“Hmm, you think so?” he asks, dipping his height ever so slightly so that he could press his lips to yours in a surprisingly gentle kiss that still managed to pull desire in your abdomen as you leaned in for more but whined as he stood back to full height and straightened the waistcoat you loved so very much.
From behind you at the entrance to the bathroom, James was attempting to knot his bowtie when he wondered, “Are you sure you both don’t want to come with us? We each can have a plus one, which means there’s room for two. We don’t mind being fashionably late”. Glancing over your shoulder, you took in his slick attire that also caused warmth to bloom beneath your cheeks. A simple black jacket shaped perfectly for his slim waist, a crisp white shirt beneath and a matching shade of burgundy to Sirus was the colour for his tie.
The matching colours were an idea of Remus’, who was lounging across the mammoth bed, his long legs stretched out beneath him with one ankle crossed over the other. He watched James intently, the corner of his eye twitching at the messy-haired Marauder's attempts to tie his bowtie.
Remus stood and approached him, batting away James’ fingers as he began to do the job for him. You watched them fondly before answering the unanswered question. “No, it’s ok, James. Remus and I have a lovely night filled with a romantic home-cooked meal and a fancy bottle of wine. Who knows where the night may take us? Might end in some lovely… hand holding”, you say with a simple shrug to your shoulders, returning to straightening the already pristine waistcoat of Sirius.
“Oh yeah? Some strong hand-holding, Moony, is that what you’ve got planned? You might need to up your game”, Sirius jokes under his breath as he watches your fingers closely with a dipped head.
Remus snorted, smiling to himself, knowing that your night would be filled with anything but hand-holding, especially as the hours ticked closer to the following day. It was approaching the full moon, not tomorrow but the next day, but that didn’t matter as the changes were already beginning to affect Remus, and it all started with his desire for possession.
The wolf in Remus took a keen liking to you, even from all those years ago when you met the Marauders on the train to Hogwarts. It was an obsession, a need that devoured him completely to be with you. It had been described to you like a mating. Remus’ wolf thought you were his mate; therefore, as the gap between Remus’ and the wolf’s mind thinned with the full moon, the desire would take hold of Remus. There was still the deep, adoring love that he held for James and Sirius, and thankfully, this stopped him from ever deeming them a threat against your love, but others? Well, that’s where the danger lay, and therefore, it was easier for everyone if you and Remus stayed in for the night rather than have a territorial wizard with werewolf anger in a room full of people.
“Remember to please be safe out there tonight. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, and for the love of Merlin, James, please don’t drink and fly again. I’m not having another incident like last time”.
“Yes, Mum”, James grumbles sarcastically as Sirius chuckles under his breath.
“I’ll make sure that Prongs is on his best behaviour”, Sirius reasons with you as his hands come to rest around your waist, pulling you ever so gently closer.
“Good”, you say promptly, whilst curling a piece of his long hair around your fingers before reaching up to kiss his lips with a fierce press. “You look so handsome tonight,” you try to praise him as your mouths are still kissing together.
“Don’t I always?” he responds cheekily, earning a half-hearted eye-roll as he eases away, swapping places with James so that he can say goodbye to Remus and James with you.
Your fingers automatically try to tangle through James’ hair, attempting to flatten out the messy strands, but after a couple of minutes of attempts, James tugs you by your wrists. “I don’t know why you even bother; you know my hair will just stay messy. Anyway, doesn’t it add to my roguish good looks?” he wiggles his eyebrows suggestively as he gives you a broad grin whilst kissing each of your palms.
Your fingers cup his freshly shaved cheeks, caressing the smooth skin as you say, “I hope you have fun tonight”, whilst leaning up on your tiptoes to kiss him with as much vigour as you could hear from the groans across the room with Sirius and Remus.
James sighed into the kiss, one hand matching yours by resting along your cheek and the other on your lower back as his lips pecked across your face until hovering next to your ear. “If you need us to come back, just send a note as we taught you; two flicks of your fingers and it should disappear, and we’ll come back straight away”.
Nodding your head in understanding, James kissed your cheek quickly before standing up to his full height and looking over at the other two men. “Sirius, take your tongue from Moony’s mouth; we must go!”
You tried to stifle your laughter as the two men pulled away from each other with rosy cheeks and wet lips.
Sirius and James disappeared with a flurry of green fire through the flu network installed in your shared home's kitchen. Remus turned to you with a heartwarming smile as he asked, “Shall we put some music on and start with dinner, love?”
You left it in Remus’ capable hands to find suitable music on his record player, and it ended up being a medley of David Bowie, which you were always happy to listen to. The two of you worked in unison to cook a beautiful roast dinner, moving around one another without getting in the way but making sure to remain at arm's length. Lingering touches to arms or backs, sipping slowly on the bottle of wine as Remus sang along to Bowie under his breath. You’d told him he could sing louder as you wanted to hear him, but he simply smiled and kissed your cheek, like he was embarrassed at being caught, but it was a rare day where Remus Lupin was embarrassed about anything.
The dinner was beautifully cooked, and there was enough for many more people than just you and Remus. Soon enough, you were stuffed full, thankful for deciding to wear a loose dress today with your expanded stomach. Remus was still eating as you sat and slowly digested your food, talking idly about fond memories from Hogwarts and how your work had been this week. Just anything domestically happy that the two of you could as you shifted closer in your seat so that his large scarred palm could rest on your thigh and your fingers interlock over the back of his hands.
“It’s a rare time when it gets to be just the two of us”, Remus muses, his hand squeezing your fingers and thighs as he pushes away his empty plate, his eyes solely focused on you.
“It’s been nice. As much as I love having all four of us together, sometimes it’s hard to keep up and give each of you all my attention, so when it's just one-on-one, it feels so intimate, wouldn’t you agree?”
His eyes softened as he nodded, “I definitely agree. You look so beautiful tonight, by the way. Have I told you that?”
Warmth filled your cheeks as you looked away to the glass of wine in your other hand. Even after all these years, one small compliment from Remus felt like the world, and it wasn’t the first time he had said that tonight; he’d said it every other sentence, but that didn’t hinder the giddy feeling from spreading in your chest.
“You, Mr Lupin, are a smooth talker”, you say, drinking a sip of your wine, ignoring his growing smile. Placing the glass onto the table, you shifted closer to Remus, resting a hand on his chest as you realised how much time had passed over the night. “So pudding, what would you like? I think we have some ice cream in the freezer, or if you’re lucky, James would have left us a couple of slices of his mum’s cake from yesterday”.
Remus didn’t answer immediately as you realised he was just silently watching you with the beautiful twinkle back in his eye, a curve to his lips that you itched to caress with your thumb. But then, he shifted forward in his seat so you were only mere inches from your faces touching, and the soft flop of his mousey brown hair fell into his eyes. “You’re so pretty, Remus”, you admire and then hold back a giggle as his cheeks flare with colour at your compliment.
“Pretty and scarred”, he muttered in response, cupping your wrist and bringing your fingers to his lips so he could kiss them carefully.
Your automatic response was to shout at him. It wasn’t that he had said anything remotely negative, but you knew the self-conscious thoughts that laced his words that he rarely spoke but still thought. You wanted to remind him of the hundreds of times he had ever scolded you for making negative comments about yourself or any self-doubt. Still, if you did, you knew it would ruin the positive mood for the night, so you wanted to continue with words of affirmation.
Closing the gap between each other, you kissed the tip of his nose whilst cupping both cheeks, paying specific attention to the thick pink scar that ran down from his temple, over his brow and his cheek. “I love you, scars and all”.
Remus’ tension seemed to ease from his shoulders as he breathed lightly out of his nose, his face lowering to rest on your shoulder as you held him for a moment before he began to stand and offered a hand, “What about a dance m’lady, then I’ll find you something sweet to suck on for desert”.
Ignoring the innuendo, you grinned up at him, placing your hand into his much larger palm. James and Sirius had lessons growing up from their families on how to dance for special balls they were forced to attend. You and Remus, on the other hand, were utterly clueless, but this only added to the joy and laughter as you both clumsily tried not to step on the other's toes or twirl without knocking into furniture.
You’d laughed so hard that a stitch formed in your side, causing the vivid dance to settle into a light sway. Your head rested on Remus's shoulder as his cheek pressed against the top of your head, arms around your shoulder as he lightly sang the next Bowie song.
Everything was perfect, especially as his rough fingertips danced up the nape of your neck, carefully tipping your head back so that you were now staring up into his kind eyes, his lips no longer moving along to the lyrics as he licked them carefully, moistening them before dipping his head. The kiss was as gentle as his hands now cupping your face, and you wondered for a moment if you were lightheaded from holding your breath in anticipation or from the effects of having your boyfriend kissing you.
Remus was soft, lovely and perfect as he eased away to put a gap between your mouths, but only so that he could adjust his position by keeping one hand on your jaw and the other around your waist before taking your breath away once more. Instantly, your body rose to the tips of your toes to be closer to him and firm the kiss.
The breath you’d both been holding released, noses pressing into each other's cheeks as the warm air tickled your ears. His tongue teased the seam of your lips, and as you relaxed into the kiss, many things seemed to happen at once.
The grandfather clock in the living room chimed midnight, and the soft Remus you’d been carefully kissing and exploring with your lips was now firmly gripping the back of your thighs, lifting you whilst simultaneously stepping towards the table as you squealed in shock, desperately gripping his shoulders for support.
Plates and glasses smashed onto the floor as Remus shoved aside the lovely table setting so that there was a firm blank canvas for you to be led on.
“Woah, Remus, just give me a minute.” You try to reason with him to at least get your bearings. Having been standing up two seconds ago, you were now led on your back with your boyfriend having become frantic with his actions. His shoulders shook with restraint, and his eyes didn’t lift from the edge of your skirt as he reached for the material. Not only this, but the brightness in his eyes had one, replaced with sinful hunger.
“Need you-” he muttered with a gruffness that hadn’t been there moments ago.
This was why you’d decided to stay in. Sometimes, Remus would curl around your body with the need to simply just breathe you in and declare that you were his; he’d become somewhat feral.
The fire in your body scorched to life as the need seeped into your core. As lovely as it had been, seeing him like this just did something to you. You wanted him just as desperately.
Frantically, you tried to help him lift up your skirt, but he was in control, pushing the material and tearing it in places with his firm grip until your legs and underwear-covered pussy were revealed. For a moment, it looked like he was going to dribble as you tried to reach for him to tell him to take a breath and compose himself, but all you were able to do audibly was scream out, head tipping back as Remus devoured you.
The Marauder hadn’t even waited for your underwear to be removed before his mouth was on you, hands not-so-gently wrapping around your thighs to push your legs apart, the slippers you’d been wearing now flying off in different directions across the kitchen. It was like he’d not eaten a single thing all night with the way his lips and jaw moved against your most sensitive of areas.
The sensation was odd with the barrier of cotton in between your cunt and his mouth. All you had was the pressure, wetness beginning to soak through from his tongue and the overwhelming heat from his mouth. Remus moved hungrily, licking and caressing with his mouth as you lay with your arms gripping onto the edge of the table above your head.
“Rem-Remus! Merlin, please don’t stop!” you begged desperately, allowing your body to succumb to his touch. You couldn’t even open your eyes without feeling dizzy with the sensations of his body all over your lower half as he pressed his tongue firmly against your throbbing clit, circling it with intention.
The hands on your thighs pushed harder, giving his face more room as a deep groan burned from his chest as he needed more. Still, as you whimpered from him to not stop, he stayed in place, stimulating your clit over and over again until your body was tensing with the pulses of desire from your cunt as your orgasm erupted.
His motions continued through the waves of pleasure, and even after, he carried on with his devouring, even as you verged on the edge of becoming overstimulated from the rough material of your panties rubbing against your delicate area. Remus needed more, and he was ready to take it.
The pressure on the back of your thighs suddenly disappears as he drapes your legs over his shoulders, giving you a better angle now to reach down and run your shaky fingers through his soft hair.
With your eyes firmly closed, you hadn’t noticed that your underwear had been torn clean from your body, only noticing when there was no barrier between what you both wanted. Your back arched from the stimulation of him sucking on your bundle of nerves, making an obscenely wet noise as your juices and his saliva caused a heavenly mess.
Your legs had begun squeezing his face as you weren’t able to control your body, but he didn’t stop; he just simply continued to eat your pretty cunt. “Please….please Remus”, you continued to beg but unsure of what as you were thoroughly warm head to toe with the effects from your last orgasm, but his playful mouth knew just the right ways to keep you at the elevated bliss.
The thickness of his tongue pressed against your throbbing hole, delving as deep as he could go before curling it and exploring the warm softness of your cunt as the tip of his nose stimulated your clit.
It was intense, primarily as his large hands now rested on your abdomen, pushing down and forcing your hips to remain against the table so that he could remain in complete control of the stimulation to your body.
Clenching relentlessly around his tongue, your body couldn’t tell if it was calming down from an orgasm or having another. The overwhelming sensation caused tears to well in your eyes as the apples of your cheeks burned with heat. Everything was too much; even the clothes covering your torso felt claustrophobic as your nipples ached to be free.
“Ah!” you babbled, unable to even say his name as more intense waves of pleasure rocked from your cunt as it pulsed around his tongue. The tears escaped down your cheeks as you tried to gasp for air, your body finally slumping in exhaustion against the table as Remus began to stand from where he’d been on his knees for you.
Each of your legs was carefully eased from his shoulders to dangle off the edge of the wooden surface, not that you could keep them up anyway, as your entire body felt as if it was made of jelly.
“Did so good for me, Love. Taste so fucking good, wanna try?” he asked from where he now looked down at you, hovering only inches away from your face as his fingers wiped away the evidence of the tears. You nod quickly, opening your eyes for a split second to see Remus’ dark eyes and swollen, wet lips before they were pressing against yours, his tongue pushing into your mouth and allowing you the vulgar opportunity to taste your own juices from his mouth.
“My pretty girl tastes so good”, he admired, staring down at you, memorising every flicker of emotions on your face. You mewled at the compliment, nuzzling your face pathetically into his palm as he cradled your face. “What do you want? I want to hear you say it”.
His tone indicated that he was teasing, which was a rare attribute for Remus as he usually just liked to do whatever he had in mind, but when he was like this, wishing to get the very most from you as his werewolf subconscious began to flicker through his thoughts.
“You, I want you. Please!” you stress whilst trying to look up at him, fingers trembling at your side with the need to touch him somehow.
The corners of Remus’ lips tilted up as he smiled down at you, “Have I ever told you how much I love to hear you beg?”
Before you could respond, you were gasping as coolness licked over your chest as he’d swiped his wand down the centre of your clothing until it was falling off of your shoulders, and your body could be free from the confines. His eyes lowered, focused on your pebbled nipples as they begged for him to be touched, but he didn’t rush to them.
Instead, Remus began the long journey of exploring the rest of your body with firm kisses and licking with the flat of his tongue. He paid special attention to your neck, as he always did this close to the full moon as his sharp teeth grazed over your pulse point, the animalistic side of his begging to bite down and mark his girl, but he restrained, knowing it would be painful for you. The last time he’d done so, he’d had a right bollocking off of James and Sirius, who prattled on about how you weren’t his chew toy, even though you had insisted that it was ok.
Moving lower, Remus worshipped your breasts. He was licking the skin around the areola before drawing your nipple and some breast tissue into his mouth, sucking with enough force that the area swelled with the rush of blood. The fire in your core intensified as you gained enough energy to lift your hands and grip his shirt.
“I need you, Remus, please stop teasing me”, you beg, but all that earned in response was an approved grunt.
“Relax, and just let me kiss you”, he sniped with desire as you wanted to sass back but found yourself melting into the table instead. Each inch of your stomach, hips, legs, arms, everywhere he could reach in this position, he praised with his mouth until he was once again hovering above your lips. “All I can think about is you”, he admitted, his tone caught between hunger and pain as his thoughts were becoming too clouded by the wolf’s desire to be close to you.
Your fingers combed through his hair as you tried to sound as calming as possible, “I know, Remus, it’s ok. I’m right here. Take me”.
A shiver ran down his spine as he finally began to unbuckle his trousers, freeing his cock between your bodies as he rested on his elbows on either side of your face so that his face could nuzzle into your neck.
You took the honours of reaching between your legs, grasping his impressively hard cock, admiring the soft skin and veins that bulged as you pulled him closer to where you needed him most.
“Tell me you’re mine”, he begged as you directed his tip to your soaked hole.
Tilting your head so that you could kiss his cheek, you implored, “I’m yours Remus - FUCK!”
All you could do was curse and cling to him as, with one powerful thrust, the majority of his cock stretched into your pussy. You could never take his entire length unless it were through anal play, but that didn’t stop him trying as the pressure became overwhelming as he nudged against your cervix.
Your thighs trembled once more as he gave you time to adjust, sighing blissfully against your neck as if he had finally found what it was that he was looking for. However, as your cunt frantically fluttered around Remus as you adjusted to the intrusion, Remus began to rut his hips in short, snapping thrusts slowly.
You groaned at the sensation and found your hips meeting his until all restraint was gone, and Remus was fucking you hard and fast.
Pushing up on his hands so that he was looking down at you, Remus fucked you hard. The table beneath you groaned just as loudly as you were as it rocked against the floor, and for a split second, you hoped it wouldn’t suddenly collapse beneath you two.
Remus suddenly moved as if hearing your thoughts, widening his stance as he stood to his full height, hands on your thighs and bringing your body to the very edge of the table. In this position, he could fuck you with quick snaps of his hips. Your back arched in this new position, pleasure pouring into your soul.
However, a noise over the sound of the fucking caught your attention as the fire flickered with green flames, and you couldn’t help but gasp, “Sirius!” as he stepped out of the fire, followed closely by James.
Remus, still with his head hunched slightly from where he was watching you intently, growled at the name used, his gaze hardening on you as he leaned back until you looked into each other's eyes. “Wrong name, Sweetheart”, he demanded lowly, fucking into you with as power as he could, causing you to cry out and tense with the pleasure. “I only want my name coming out of your mouth, do you understand?”
“Yes, Remus! I’m sorry!” you plead with him as he fucks you harder.
“There you go, Love. See, it wasn’t so difficult, was it?” As he talks, he lifts his hands and covers your eyes so you can no longer look at Sirius or James as you’re plunged into darkness.
“Don’t be too hard on her, Moony”, James teases from somewhere across the room as you hear him and Sirius shuffling around but are unable to see what they are doing.
Remus grunts but doesn’t stop with his motions, making sure that your next orgasm is just as overwhelming and powerful as the others as your cunt clung to him for dear life, attempting to milk his balls with the powerful clenches but he didn’t stop fucking you all the way through your orgasm.
Having his hand over your eyes was a disorientating position to be in, especially as he would every so often kiss your cheek or neck, savouring your soft skin before moving away so that his momentum could continue.
A hiss echoed across the room from wherever your other two boyfriends currently were, and as another whimper sounded from what you assumed was Sirius, Remus then decided it would be a good time to completely pull out of your pussy, leaving you gaping and empty.
Before you could moan, more disorientation flowed through you as his hand was removed from your face, and your body was being manhandled so that you were now being turned over on the table until your front was pressed against the wood. With a gentle kick to your ankle, Remus made room between your legs for himself and fucked into you. He was even deeper in this angle, which you didn’t think was possible as his chest pressed against your back.
His and didn’t return to your face, allowing you to look at your other lovers. Sirius was currently sitting on James’ lap, both of their fancy clothes more dishevelled from earlier as the bowtie and scarf were off and the top buttons were undone. They stared intently at you and Remus as they touched one another. James was kissing the column of Sirius’ neck whilst his hands groped at the bulge at the front of his trousers. At the same time, Sirius was grinding his hips down on James, who you assumed had a matching bulge that was rubbing against Sirius’ arse.
“You’re mine, Love. Aren’t you? My pretty girl”, Remus whispered with deep penetrations of his cock into your cunt.
“Yes! I’m yours, Remus! You’re so deep”, you proclaim with a cry as you find yourself already wanting to peak and cum over his thick dick again. However, Remus knew you just as well as you knew yourself and could feel the tightening of your soft walls and stopped all thrusting as you sobbed with the beautiful feeling washing away.
His hand eased beneath your face, holding your jaw and forcing your sight away from your boyfriend's until it was tilted to look over your shoulder at Remus. “You only get to cum after them”, he demands before nipping your ear love with a sharp tug of his teeth.
“Moony, you really are tense, aren’t you” Sirius jokes breathlessly as he moves more eagerly against James, whose hand is now fully inside of his boyfriend's trousers, wanking him off in time with the movements.
Thankfully it didn’t take them long to cum, Sirius first with his head thrown back and trousers staining a dark colour in a little puddle. James then rutted up into Sirius a few minutes later, groaning and stilling his movements. Both breathed each other in deeply, lazily kissing and holding onto one another until your sudden gasp echoed around the room as Remus continued with his fucking.
Your head moved to drop onto the table as you accepted the fucking, but Remus’ hand remained beneath, cushioning your face from the hardness of the wooden table as his lips moved to the junction between your throat and shoulder.
With each thrust, Remus repeatedly grunted the possessive word, “Mine!” until it was all you could think about. Your orgasm nearly caused you to pass out with its intensity. Juices streamed from your cunt, dripping down your thighs as waves of clenching pleasure constricted around Remus’ cock until he was forcing as much of himself as he could into you, and thick seed spurted into you. The warmth was welcomed as it soothed your pussy from the inside out as it began to trickle down your thighs, mixing with your own juices.
You were half aware of your movements, more concerned with the fact that you couldn’t control the tremble and sobs as Remus pressed himself harder over your back, making you feel grounded and safe.
“Shh. Slowly breathe in and out for me. That’s it. Slowly breathe for me again, keep going, well done”, Remus encouraged for some time as you’d been close to a panic attack with the overstimulation, close to tipping into the submissive headspace that would have taken them a lot longer to draw you out of.
“It’s just… a lot”, you say shakily, eyes closed and absorbing every warmth he was willing to give you”.
“I know, I’ve got you. I’ve always got you”, he reassured calmly.
You’re exhausted, ready to fall asleep right there on the kitchen table as you whisper, “I wanna go to sleep”.
Remus kissed your naked shoulder, “After we clean you up, ok, Love?”
As Remus begins to stand, his half-hard cock slipping out of your well-used hole with a slurp and shudder from both of you, did James finally step forward whilst readjusting his softening cock in his trousers.
Squatting down next to you, his fingers tentatively caressed your cheek while keeping an eye on Remus behind you to ensure the action wouldn’t trigger him somehow. “You alright there?” James asked softly.
“Mmhm. Just a little sleepy”, you say whilst closing your eyes at the ticklish touch on your face.
Sirius stepped forward from behind James, raising his wand and pointing it to the destroyed rest of the kitchen mess, “I’ll clean up here, you guys look after her, and I’ll join you in the bathroom”.
Remus had to carry you to the bathroom as liquid drips flooded out of you and marked the direction you had been giving Sirius more to clean up. As this house was altered for the four of you, the shower was wide enough to provide you with Remus and James plenty of room to wash together.
You attempted to stand up on your own but ended up leaning heavily on Remus as James washed the remnants of the fucking from your body was skilled, careful fingers.
“You know I didn’t mean to say the wrong name, right? I just didn’t expect to see them standing there and-” you begin to explain with Remus, worried he’d been upset by you saying Sirius’s name earlier.
However, his lips quickly cut you off with a simple peck, “I know”.
Kissing his cheek several times, you mumbled against his skin, “It’s hard to think of anything else when I’m around you. You’re all consuming, Remus”.
Against your lips, you feel the heat radiating off of him in a quick burst of rare embarrassment as he actually blushed at your words.
“She’s right, Moony. Without you, there is no us without you”, James quips in a rare statement of sincerity.
A cough from the bathroom door catches all your attention as Sirius casually leans against the door frame, cheeks round with roast potato as he joins in with the Remus praising. “There’s a reason why we all argue every night to see who gets to be spooned by the magnificent Remus Lupin”.
Three of you chuckled before you asked, “Are you eating my leftovers?”
“What?” he says with a shrug, stepping further into the room and beginning to take off his clothing at last. “The food was scarce at the party, and Moony’s roasties are always so fucking good”.
You nod in agreement before looking up at Remus once more, who looks quite proud of himself for the flow of compliments coming his way. However, as you attempted to lean up onto your tip toes again to kiss his handsome face in some way, your knees decided they were finished holding up your way as you nearly collapsed to the floor, only stopping because of his strong arms wrapping around your waist.
“As much as I appreciate this little pep talk, I think we need to get someone to bed”.
Remus lay in the centre of the bed, where he rightfully deserved to be tonight with you on top of him, face resting on his chest and legs on either side of his hips as each of your hands held his. Sirius and James joined later, deciding they needed some extra alone time in the shower together, as the dry humping hadn’t entirely filled that horny spot for either of them.
You were asleep by the time both men crept into bed, resting either side of you and Remus with arms spooning around your back as the three shared a kiss goodnight. “How was your night?” Remus asked, looking between James and Sirius. “You’re both sober, so I’m assuming no mischief?”
“Oh, Moony, like we need alcohol to cause a riot. Why do you think we’re back so early?” Sirius declares whilst flicking out the laugh and curling in closer to the warmth of bodies as Remus chuckles into the darkness.
#poly!marauders#the marauders#marauders smut#james potter x reader#james potter smut#sirius black x reader#sirius black smut#remus lupin smut#remus lupin x reader#the marauders x reader#harry potter smut#hp smut#mine*
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Things ive heard my 56 yr old dad say while playing TOTK
“its not deep you turkey” talking to his horse abt going into water
“i know sweetie im sorry” also talking to his horse but this time trying to get it to jump off a ledge cus he didnt wanna abandon her
“link get me the youtube helper” he was stuck in a shrine and i told him ppl upload videos to help and now whenever hes stuck he summons me out of my room to find the shrine on youtube
“ive killed myself. thats just not good”
“Where is the beast”
“wheres the armour that lets u go underwater”
“oh yeah thats not a thing in this game”
“what >:(“ then proceeds to continue looking and asking me where it is
not something he said but i was asleep and he woke me up to put totk in his switch because totk was in my switch and we only have one game we share between eachother and he didnt know how to get games in and out of the switch
#tears of the kingdom#legend of zelda#breathofthewild#legend of zegend#the legend of zelda#dads#dads being silly#this is an old thing i had in my drafts lol ermm. i moved out a few months ago so i have not heard his totk commentry#totk#loz totk
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I think the new jack fic deserves a part 2🫣
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- Jack takes Kennedy on a date
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Kᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ Dᴏᴡɴs
(ken-nuh-dee duh-ouns)
"Y'all", I hummed as I set my camera up.
I took a step back to show my full body.
"So I got asked out on a date", I said then clapped my hands together and looked at the camera.
"I hope I didn't underdress", I hummed as I ran my hands over my shirt. "I feel like it's a luh calm fit. Can never go wrong with cargo pants and some fours."
"Anyways I'm supposed to be meeting Jack at two. And it's currently", I started as I checked my phone. "Oh lawd it's one forty-five. I'll see y'all in the car."
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"He told me he like three minutes away so I'm just waiting for him. I left late and still made it before him", I said and shook my head. "Thats a shame."
A knock came from my window and I jumped. I furrowed my brows and turned to look.
I let my window down and side eyed him.
"Why would you scare me like that?", I asked.
"My bad", Jack chuckled. "You ready to go in?"
"Yeah let me grab my purse", I said before I let my window back up and he opened my door for me.
"Thank you", I told him after I got out the car and he closed the door.
"You're welcome", he said as I put my purse on my shoulder then locked my car.
"Say hey to the camera", I said as I turned the camera to face both of us.
He gave me a hug before waving at the camera.
"Hey", he said with a smile.
"So what they got in here?", I asked as we started walking towards the building.
"All types of games. Good food and drinks. Trust me you'll enjoy yourself", he hummed.
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"Alright so while we waiting for the lady to come back imma show y'all his outfit since y'all seen mine", I said before turning the camera around to Jack.
I zoomed it out to get his full fit. "Okay. He looking real clean, real fresh. You know per usual."
"Gotta make sure I'm looking good for the ladies always", he said and licked his lips.
"You can't be taking me on a date and tryna please the ladies at the same time", I said turning the camera to me.
"I'm kidding", he chuckled.
"Mmhm", I hummed and playfully rolled my eyes.
"If you two could follow me please", the receptionist said as she grabbed two menus before walking off.
I walked beside Jack as we followed her around the arcade.
My hand accidentally brushed against his a few times before he grabbed ahold of it.
I turned the camera down and showed him holding my hand before turning it back to my face.
I'm literally screaming on the inside right now.
"Alright. This will be your area. If you need food, drinks or anything just push this button and a waiter will be with you as soon as they can. All the games have unlimited play for three hours since you got the premium package", she said as she set our menus on the table. "Lastly if you have any problems don't be afraid to come to the front and tell me."
"Thank you", I said sweetly before she walked away.
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I set my camera up and pointed it towards the basketball game.
He tapped the card on the scanner.
"Three, two, one. Go!", the machine said before letting the balls out.
I quickly grabbed a ball and started shooting back to back. I looked over and saw Jack had a higher score.
I reached over, trying to block him for shooting.
"Kennedy come on you're cheating", he laughed as he moved back from me.
I laughed and stopped messing with him and shoot another ball.
"Player two wins!", the machine chimes.
"You tried to cheat and still lost", he chuckled.
"Not too much."
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"We found a baseball game", I said after I set my camera up.
I walked to the tablet and typed in our names.
"Okay what stadium we doing", I asked as I swiped through the different fields.
"Uh Tampa Bay."
I swiped through them then selected it.
"Imma put you up first."
"Wait you go first. You played softball, you got more experience than me", he said.
"That was in tenth grade", I chuckled.
"Still."
I playfully rolled my eyes and grabbed one of the bats before going into the batting cage.
I pressed my foot on the base and got in swinging position.
Pitching in three.. two.. one.
The ball shoot out the floor and I swung the bat but missed the ball. I turned back and looked at Jack.
"That was just a test swing", I hummed before turning back around.
"I'm not gone say anything", he chuckled.
Another ball shot out the floor, I swung the bat and hit the ball.
I ended up hitting fifteen of twenty balls.
"Let's see if you can beat that", I said as I put my bat back on the rack.
He walked in as I was walking out.
"Alright let's see if you can hit a home run", I said. "We aiming for a homer!"
He looked at me as he grabbed his bat. "A home run?"
"Yeah. Bring it home, bring it home."
He stepped on the home base and got ready to swing his bat.
The ball shot out the thing and he swung at it.
"Out the park", the game said.
"That's alright. I missed the ball completely the first time", I chuckled.
He shook his head and stepped on the base again.
He ended up hitting seven out of twenty.
"Y'all I won and he hating on me", I chuckled before he gently moved me out the way.
"She won by eight."
"I still won", I said pushing my way in front of him.
"Whatever."
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"The way it's looking I'm finna order everything on this menu", I said making Jack chuckle.
"Hot wings", he hummed before he chuckled. "That reminds me. You know I watched your last video?"
"You did?!", I said as I looked up at him again and my voice went up an octave. "You watched the whole thing? Beginning, middle and end?"
"The entire thirty minutes."
I looked away from him and back at the menu.
"You ready to order?", I asked changing the topic.
He chuckled. "Yeah."
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"So I just ordered some fries. They had good stuff on the menu but I didn't know if I'd eat it for real", I said and showed my food on the camera.
I moved the camera and showed Jack's food.
"He got tacos and hot wings. They look so good", I said and zoomed in on his plates.
I set my camera up to show both of us.
"You sure you don't want nothing else", he asked.
"I'm good", I hummed.
I started eating my fries and I could see Jack side eyeing me.
"Why you keep side eyeing me?", I asked turning to him.
"You eating dry fries Kenn."
"Ok and what about it? You know ion dip my fries in no condiments", I chuckled as he just stared at me.
"You gone be starving", he said and shook his head as he continued eating.
Can't lie I was looking over at his plates, his food looked so good.
"Can I have one of your tacos?", I asked and he smirked at me.
"I thought you didn't want anything else", he said, moving his plate over to me.
"I didn't. Them tacos just look good as hell", I said as I grabbed one.
I hummed in delight as I ate it. Taco was delicious.
"Let me get like two wings too", I said and he just laughed.
He slide the plate of wings between us.
"Why you laughing?", I asked while grabbing three flats of the plate.
"I thought you was good with just your fries", he chuckled before sipping on his drink.
"I am. I just wanted to try your food cause it looked good."
"Right", he chuckled.
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"Don't drop my camera", I warned him as we stood in the checkout line in the store inside the arcade.
"I'm not going to drop your camera calm down", he said as he checked hisself out in the veiwfinder.
"I'm cutting all yo footage out cause they don't want you all in they face like that", I chuckled. "Anyways.. show them the stuffed animal you picked out for me."
He turned the camera around and showed me smiling as I held up the stuffed animal.
"So cute", he hummed quietly.
"He said I couldn't leave empty handed so he said he'll get me this."
He turned the camera back to himself. "She said I could take her on another date. So, win win."
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"Be safe and text me when you make it home", he said as I started my car.
"I will. You be safe too", I hummed after fastening my seatbelt.
"Alright. Bye Kenn."
"Bye Jack", I said before he closed my door.
I bit my lip as I watched him walk to his car before looking at my camera.
"He know he- chile let me go home", I chuckled before putting my car in drive.
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"So as y'all can see I got my bonnet and sleeping clothes on and about to get in the bed. I'm just trying to a finish editing this video first."
I showed my laptop before putting it back down.
"Um I just wanted to say I had a nice lil date with Jack. Ian gone lie that's the most fun I done had in a while", I said with a smile. "I didn't really record everything cause I still wanted us to enjoy our time privately."
"But ion wanna say too much cause he already told me he watched the last vid. Ian say nothing too crazy but still", I chuckled. "Anyways I'll just use this as an outro while I'm here."
"Thanks for watching. Like, Comment and Subscribe. Road to three mill baby. And until next time, I love you guys. Byeeeee."
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@TokyoKuri • 1hr ago
I haven't seen Jack or Kennedy smiling this much since they broke up 🥹
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@twiddledeetwiddledum • 1hr ago
awww Kenn looks so happy and relaxed.. love this for her
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@sexyymama-4758 • 49 min ago
The vibes is definitely vibing ☺️
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@FreeK3-867 • 1hr ago
The part when she showed they was holding hands was so cute 🥺
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@Mentality68 • 23 min ago
When he flipped the camera and showed her smiling with the stuffed animal 🥹
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#wattpad#jack harlow#jack harlow x black reader#jackman thomas harlow#jack harlow x reader#jack harlow smut
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YES LETS TALK ABOUT GANONS SMALL TINY FEET
Totk and botw have small feet as their stylistic choice for pretty much every character.
Starting with link, his legs are not proportional to the length of his torso. But he's a shorty so we forgive him.
Short legs also for rito because birds, for the most part, visually have small legs.
In terms of zora, it's 50/50. Sometimes they look fine, sometimes it's why are your legs so small (Especially if you look at King Dorephan's model).
Tauro, as a human character, also has tiny legs. Because he was supposed to be sidon 2.0 and for that he needed to be buff. Buffness and bigness seems to be the reason behind ridiculous small legs.
Maybe Nintendo was trying to make ganon look big on his own without putting anything next to him for scale. That's what happens sometimes to characters if you just scale them bigger. You can only tell they are supposed to be big when you have them next to something small or of average size.
In a more stylized game like ww totk ganon would look absolutely fine with his tiny petite feet. In stylized character design it's common practice. Make a character top heavy while keeping his legs small and there you have your big and menacing villain. But because botw/totk is leaning a bit more into tp level of stylization it's a bit jarring.
Also doesn't help that in his promo 🚹 I'm-just-standing-there art it's very easy to see that his hand is probably bigger than his whole foot.
So thats my theory. Nintendo has rules for designing big characters. So they couldn't give ganon proportional feet without him looking out of place next to other big characters. Normal feet is the price you pay for being jacked in botw/totk world
Honestly I did notice exactly as you mention, it is just less noticeable when a character is small. For example, even in Wind Waker the characters were all rather stubby but it didn't stick out so much with Link and Tetra, for example. They got away with Ganondorf in a robe so you can't see his stubbiness.
AND IT'S THAT RIGHT, GANONDORF'S 🧍♂️ POSE MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE EVIDENT. You look at his hand and his foot and go "Yeah, they're about the same size". My wife and his dainty feet~
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I played with my friends the Visual Novel "Perfect Love" and here are some of the jokes/stuff we said while playing it that I wanna Archive. Also be warned that this will contain spoilers for the games endings! If you havent yet played the game I would highly recommend playing it, you can find the link to the game on the Offical Blog.of the VN!
Pre Milo; [Literally does anything]
Friend 1; Snow @ Milo (the cuteness agression is so real)
M-Milo; [Brands himself]
Me; Thats not a branding my dude just burned through so many layers of skin, we need to go the hospital! How will we explain THAT to Doctor?!
Friends; [Laughing]
Me; THEY WILL KINK SHAME YOU!
Friend 1; He needs some milk~
Friend 2; I dont think milk can help this time 😔
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Desmon; [Gets M-Milo to ignore us]
Me: I will throw you into the Cannibalism soup short king! <- (Has not yet seen the Cannibalism ending & didnt know there was one during this playthrough)
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[Marriage Milo ending]
Me; I'm taking all the eyes in the Divorce.
Friend 1; Instead of loosing the kids he's loosing the eyes
Me; Milo after the divorce be like [Bad Winnie Pooh voice] "They took my fucking eye."
[Cue Friends and Me laughing]
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A few seconds later; Wait the eye still functions?! He connected the eye nerves?!?!
Friends; Maybe?
Me; Damn...Nevermind, divorce canceled I'm keeping the free healthcare!
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Me @ Wall Ending Milo's CG; He looks like someone who would watch an Alpha Male podcasts
Friend 2; Oh god, yeah he would
Me; Or maybe start one in the basement
Friend 1; Another reason for a divorce
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Me: Oh he blew up the school
Friend 2 zoning back in; HE WHAT?!
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Ryan when for the 9th time the same gods torture him with the ending scene;
Any M-Milo scene that features a nickname ruined the dramatic atmosphere because we gave him (and us apparently) the nickname "Babyguurl" which we then proceeded to stretch the "guurl" part whenever it was said in the game
It lead to the point that M-Milo was just screaming Babyguurl so long I almost had a coughing fit
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Me : Lets go with a nickname is my language, Schätzchen sound good :3
Also me; [Procedes to butcher it everytime V-Milo says it because he wouldn't know German while my friends laughed in the background]
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Vanitas HAS to be in KH4.
So I watched a couple of Vanitas scenes and now my brainrot is back in FULL force so im gonna be annoying for a bit.
I genuinely think Vanitas is one of the best characters that Nomura can put into KH4 thematically.
This is the game where:
1) Sora will be struggling with his own darkness, especially after his breakdown in KH3. Someone on here had a brilliant theory on how light represents selflessness and darkness selflessness, ill link it below since Tumblr won't let me tag them @andrewwtca
Anyways, Sora as we all now is a very selfless, downright self sacrificial person which what can be theorized is what happens when there is "too much light".
(Need I call back to the the stronger your light the stronger your shadow grows opening from KH1)
No doubt Rage form and Anti-form will be explained or at least the game will lay the groundwork for the explanation in the future, my point is, what better way to add weight to Sora's arc than bringing up Vanitas someone hes met that is "pure darkness".
2) The start of the foretellers arc which would be a great opportunity to tie in the Darkness and Vanitas content we got from Dark Road and KHUX, especially with Strelitzia being a secondary character in the game.
(I also suspect that Ventus is going to be a major player in the arc to come with the addition of that Chriithy and Ven interaction at the end of KH3)
Because as much as everyone says otherwise...we don't really have confirmation on w h a t exactly Vanitas is, sure characters and Vanitas himself guess and speculate but we haven't got confirmation and I think thats important.
Kingdom hearts is a series which allows its characters to be wrong, we've seen this time and time again (nobodies can't grow hearts for example) which is why I find it kinda hard to believe that Vanitas is and will stay some "ancient evil pure darkness".
Especially when, regardless of whether you think the novels are canon, Vanitas is an abuse victim in the BBS novel, he comes off more as a scared child than an ancient evil. Its plain as day you can't interpret it any other way
(also canon or not Nomura had to approve them pre release)
Add to that the subtle changes in expressions and voice acting during the end of BBS, the KH3 Monsters Inc world and his theme being in the Heroes section of an orchestra.
Idk gang some of yall have way too little faith in Nomura and the team behind these games.
I was dissapointed with Vanitas' handling in KH3 at first too but if you look at it from a deeper lens (as we should always its KH after all) the Two Vanitas theory, especìally @embraceyourdestiny 's explanation which I think is fantastic btw, works.
Or at the very least, him starting a redemption arc in KH4 is more thematically cohesive with that game rather than KH3, frankly I think it would have been too rushed to add into KH3 with everything else going on.
"But he said he fully accepted his darkness" Yeah and Xigbar is Luxu, characters can hide their feelings or lie yall.
Even if he DOES truly believe that, don't you think its a touching story for a character who's hit rock bottom and has 0 faith in themselves to start their road to redemption? KH has always been sappy it would be a hard oppurtunity to miss.
#kingdom hearts#kh4#kh4 speculation#vanitas kh#vanitas#vanitas kingdom hearts#Anyways I have a massive Vanitas problem I love him so so so much guys#I have a pinterest board dedicated to him my old phone had an archive of saved art n fanfic of him#On an informal note if I don't see him in KH4 ill cry :(
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hello…life updates lol
i saw the little mermaid with my mom and my niece (we went on my mom’s birthday 💌) and i loved it??!? i think halle was the perfect choice for ariel!! i was so enchanted by her mannerisms the entire film. she’s got such an otherworldly beauty so paired with her voice she REALLY looks and feels like a disney princess…loved her so much. no comment on awkwafina’s unfortunate addition to the film
we’re restarting one of our long running dnd campaigns and i’m pretty sad about it ❤️🩹 it’s the best choice because the setting was made by our DM a long time ago and she wants a reset because she’s improved her narration/lore/etc since its creation but it’s still sad and hard to let go. i’m really excited to relive some of my favorite moments with some new twists and i have a deeper understanding of my character now so i think i’ll only end up loving her more as i replay her. dnd with my friends is truly one of my favorite hobbies and it’s so important to me! there have been so many changes throughout the years i’ve played but i’m so glad to still be playing despite it because it’s very fun and therapeutic lol
i got a raise at work 🫨 not that it makes much of a difference LMFAO but i was seriously considering leaving my job before my raise so it’s nice to be making a little more money. the cost of living in washington is so insane that i feel really unsure of my future lol but it’s seriously my dream to own my own house. just a little one story house that i can call my own. i know it seems like a small dream lol but it’s literally my number one motivation and i’m always daydreaming about how i’d decorate my own home inside and out!!
i finally bought tears of the kingdom and i’ve been obsessed with it!!! not surprised because i loved breath of the wild lol. i love link so much he’s such a cool protagonist. always wanted to be like him when i was a kid LMAOO either him or sheik! i would say i’m more like a deku scrub…💀 like look at this fella…
like….???!!!! THATS ME…the lil angry face. love these guys. anyways i love the game LMAO i hit about 50 hours and realized i should maybe try tackling my first dungeon 💀 it’s just so much fun to run around and collect ingredients and koroks…plus i have a little pack of zelda amiibo cards so every day i hop on and scan them all so i can open treasure chests as a little treat…love it!!! i can’t wait to see king sidon again btw. that’s the light of my life
ever since my OCD diagnosis i’ve been avoiding my therapist (L) and struggling to really understand why but i think it’s because i feel guilty about being diagnosed LMAO…i have like this weird fixation on unknowingly manipulating/lying to others and my brain keeps trying to convince me i manipulated her into a diagnosis. i don’t feel like i have “real” OCD if that makes sense. and i feel this weird sense of guilt about making light of it or like taking resources from people with real, severe OCD. it’s frustrating because i know that’s definitely a symptom of OCD but i also feel like none of my symptoms are legitimate and they’re just delusions. it’s incessant. which like logically is that probably just a symptom of the OCD? yeah but i also am having trouble admitting that to myself for some reason lol. at least not without guilt or shame attached and i really try to avoid feeling that way if i can. anyways it’s a real pain in the ass and i finally sucked it up and made an appointment for tomorrow so i can try to talk through some of this with her
i’m up and down a lot, it’s been the worst year of my life i think lol but somehow i’m still chugging along 💀 every day i put the rainbow clown wig back on and march thru my day despite it all though so it’s whatever i guess. definitely going thru my saturn return and ngl so far it sucks and i definitely hate it but you know! my 20s have been Not Great so maybe my 30s will be better for it. hope everyone is doing well and staying safe. let me know what you’re up to in my inbox if you want! i always like when people message me their life updates lol. it’s sweet when people think of me as someone they want to update ❣️
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i love when the subject of modern au for the arcana comes up cause my only metric of judgement for it is What are you gonna do with Muriel. is he still. you know. practically homeless
cause it can be done well i believe it!! but i mean its interesting to me cause theres so many um. cultural differences i guess i can call it, and ramifications and implications and fucking more thesaurus words we get it to consider in comparing our "everyone has to have a document about *Everything*, whats your assigned number at birth, let me record you with 50 cameras at all times just in case, gimme your PapERS HOW OLD ARE YOU WHATS YOUR GRANDMAS MAIDEN NAME NO IM NOT SELLING YOU THIS CARTON OF EGGS UNTIL YOU TELL ME" society (Admittedly! not every single place in the world today is like this necessarily!!! so you can just put them someplace else and work from there!!! but youd have to know how life there actually looks like And also wait whats the point of this au if everything ends up the same lmao i wanted asra to have tiktok and work at starbucks what are we doing here) vs the old timey fantasy world presented in the game where its just "yeah sure you can go live in a forest theres no fences here lol bye dont get dysentery" which is how the world used to be i guess and thats so fun to ponder for me lol we really were just monkeys fucking about with sticks huh. good times
man this is why i dont actually write fanfics i get too lost in four different trains of thought and dont finish any of them lmao and i guess also cause of the "i Cant POSSIBLY write this story about kissing a dude if i cant describe the sociopolitical climate in this neighbourhood in the netherlands after the Batavian Rebellion and how it influenced the contemporaneous fauvistic arT MOVEMENT with UTMOST ACCURACY cause THATS WHAT HIS FAVOURITE PAINTING WAS THE ONE THAT SHOWS UP IN THIS THREE SECOND BLURRY BACKGROUND CLIP OF THIS SCENE IN HIS APARTMENT AND IS CRUCIAL TO HIS CHARACTER AND I HAVE TO NAIL IT WHAT DONT YOU GET" type personality i got going which i guess writers deal with by just going full "lol whatever i am god here and i make law" mode
i just started thinking about this cause of the new story on dorian in a modern au i got pretty hype about it teehee but yeah muriel hasnt shown up yet so i got into that whole spiral about wHERE ARE THEY GONNA PUT ME BOYE AAAGJHFN i hope he gets a good outfit lmao i love jules' vibe but i looked at asra n went aw Hell naw hed be way better dripped out you done my boy dirty cmon man. pashas hawaiian shirt tho fucking we're so back lets go lesbians hkdyyifulj Anyway they made lucio a wholeass bilionaire which had me shook a lil for some reason but i can see him as a total ~Musk-esque~ archetype lmaooo like that is literally so him, just barges in and makes people have good ideas for him gikgststnv oh god i hope theres not any elon fans reading this cause theyre not gonna appreciate that oh fudge ok lets get back to the point which was uuuuhhhhhhhhhh oh yeah i liked your muriel lives in a van concept i thought its good! yeah thats what i wanted to say. what a tumultuous journey i just had to invent to arrive here.
Oh yeah, I've been seeing a lot more posts and questions about the arcana's modern au, and it's why I was so happy to dig up all those old ask arcana posts! I'm so glad we have all that canon content from way back when, it was so sad that I could only put ten images in one post T~T
And Muriel definitely lives off the grid - I also remember another ask arcana that said in modern times he'd wear a cable knit sweater on top and leather pants and demonias on bottom and that works so well for him XD
Here's the screenshots since the links haven't been working:
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Whumptober day ten!
This one's much less whumpy to apologize for all the angst that yall have read and still have yet to read.
Anyway Wars has a therapy session that's it thats the fic
932 words
No warnings, let me know if that should change!
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He’s laying in bed.
For some reason… that feels odd. Hadn’t he… where…?
“Link? Are you awake?”
He rubs his eyes, frowning. “Zelda?”
A small laugh, a rare sound from her. She sits at the edge of the bed, hand lingering on his arm.
“Tired, still, Captain?” She teases, and he smiles. She’s in a good mood- a really good mood.
“Yeah. I guess… things have been rough lately.”
“Tell me about it.” She offers, her eyes finding him. He sits up.
“I was- am? Was? On this quest… hunting a shadow with heros from different ages. It injured one of the- one of my friends. Badly.” He says quietly, looking away.
“Think it through, Captain. Short term?”
“He’s doing much better now.”
“Long term?”
“There’s some sort of… infection. A darkness. A… we don’t even know what. We have no idea what it is, how it will effect him, how to stop it should we need to… we don’t even know what we’re up against, much less how to defeat it, or… or what it’s goal is, or where it came from. We know nothing- it’s frustrating. People I care about are in danger and-”
He cuts off, looking away.
“How do you find your answers, Link?” Zelda says softly, her hand brushing his shoulder.
“I don’t know.” He sighs.
She laughs. “You’re smarter than that, Link. How do you find the answers you want?”
He sighs again, closing his eyes. “Start with the things you already know and go from there.”
“What’s the easiest thing to find out?” Zelda asks, and he opens his eyes to look at her.
“Depends on our resources. If we have access to good records… we could probably find out what it wants. Or at least where it came from. But we’d have to be in the right time period, the right town, there’s a lot of things it depends on…”
“Ok, then don’t focus on that. What do you need to know?”
“How to defeat it.”
She gives a small smile.
He can’t help but to smile, too.
“We’ll figure it out,” He sighs finally. “I just… have a lot on my mind. Thanks for your help.”
“Can’t you see you’re lost without me?” She teases, and he laughs.
Shifts his hand to take hers. “Always have been.”
She rolls her eyes, but smiles.
Something in his expression catches.
“Talk to me, Link.” She says softly.
He takes a moment to steady himself.
“I just… feel so paralyzed. Stranded. Like I can’t do anything but watch as my friends get hurt, as we go up against this threat and have no idea what’s coming for us, what the threat is… I need to figure it out. Someone else is going to get hurt. I can stop that from happening if I could just- find the answers, stop this before it starts. Like a game of chess, Zelda, I need to see five moves ahead but I’m seven moves behind and outnumbered and my king is in check.”
“Link, it’s not all your responsibility. There’s several of you- talk it through with them. The goddess brought you all together as a team for a reason. It’s going to take all of you to figure this out. You don’t have to see five moves ahead- just see the possibilities. As events unfold, you figure out which ones happened and why.”
“This isn’t war, Zelda.”
The princess smiles. “No, Link, it’s not. And that’s why you’re struggling so much.”
He falters at that, blinking stupidly at her.
Then groans, rubbing the bridge of his nose. “I’ve been thinking of this like battle strategies.”
She nods, giving a small, slightly sympathetic smile.
“We’re not at war… so I can’t think… ugh. I’m a moron.”
“No, it’s just what you’re used to.” She says.
“I feel dumb.”
“We don’t just make any fool a military captain, Link.”
He laughs at that, shaking his head. “Oh, please, I was a complete idiot when I was made a captain at first.”
“As much as you believe you were, you weren’t. You made mistakes, yes, but that doesn’t make you a fool. We all made our mistakes during the war. We grew and moved past them.”
He nods, looking away.
Then- “I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long.”
She raises an eyebrow. “Feeling particularly guilty tonight, are you?”
He sighs, laying back again. “I don’t know why everything is hitting me so hard right now. I mean… how long have I been gone? After I said I wouldn’t leave again…”
“Link.”
“I know, I know, I’m being stupid again.” He groans. She gives a small laugh.
“It’s coming up, isn’t it? The day the war started?”
She nods.
Ah. That explains it.
“Hmm. We’ve tried talking, we’ve tried distracting… you know what I do when I feel this way?” She asks, her fingers lacing through his.
He opens her eyes to look at her, shaking his head.
Her hand brushes gently over his cheek. “I try waking up.”
He snaps awake, sitting up quickly, gaze darting around to find Wind, Sky, Four, Hyrule, Legend, Wild, Twi, Time…
He shakes his head, rubbing his eyes.
“You alright, Captain?” The old man asks, voice gentle.
He nods as he walks over to the fire, fighting back a laugh.
“I… just had the weirdest dream.” He explains halfheartedly, pulling out his journal.
Dear Zelda, he writes, unable to help the little laugh that escapes him.
When he starts dreaming about having a therapy session… well, it’s a sure sign he needs one.
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#whumptober2023#whumptober 2023#no. 3#stranded#(if you squint lol)#can't you see you're lost without me#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu wars#wars lu#warriors lu#lu warriors#linked universe wars#wars linked universe#warriors linked universe#linked universe warriors
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(man this art is really old but im usin it anyway lol)
☆ Heya heya一it's me, Mint!
I'm the guy that does the funny draws (and music (and sometimes edits)).
Some of you have definitely heard that line way too many times before. Or some of you probably just know me as the Simple Yet Stupid guy. If you haven't seen me before, congratulations! You've successfully met "that guy" (me) for the first time!
This is my tumblr. I reblog stuff I think is neat and post art/music/stuff I like once every [unspecified time frame]. I dipped (sort of) from Twitter (ah, sorry一ECKS [X] as it's called now) like a year or two ago because some guy had too much fun ruining it. Now I'm here more often!
Right, this is an intro post. lemme get on that...
☆ cool things you should know
• I'm 19 (born July 4th, on MINT day. not whatever the hell independence day is. eugh)
• I'm aroace (certain of it now! we out here)
• I'm black (there's like no way to make this funnier it just is what it is)
☆ some other neat stuff
• I draw!
I'm definitely not consistent with it at all, but I'm trying, 'cause it's fun and I like doing it. I may be into a lot of medias too, but I'm mostly an oc artist, and it's a curse I will bear until the end of time
• I make music!
I'm also not very consistent with it, but I'm a bit less open about it... I do it for fun, really; though it's more of a personal thing compared to my art.
• My timezone is CST
...which is about UTC -05:00. if you need to know that. i know we all got varied timezones
• I'm very good at being inconsistent!
(such as basic punctuation and grammar. cause thats important. sometimes i'll actually use apostrophes and sometimes ill just completely forget mid-sentence. lmao)
☆ my 5 core interests
aka. The main things I like! I switch between the 5 of these on a whim. Be ready when it happens.
• Sonic The Hedgehog (he's just THAT GUY, yknow. just a guy who loves adventure. ultimate life forms and whatnot)
• Kirby (i'd forfeit everything for him. #1 blorbo living life)
• FINAL FANTASY (esPECIALLY XIII and XIV. but it's mostly XIV. two lalas ready for Dawntrail WOOO)
• Celeste (#1 game ever. i love everything about it so much, i naturally get my friends to play it. i'm also pretty good at speedrunning. smile)
• and anything osc! (though I'm mostly just in the "surface layer" of whatever the fandom is right now. bfdi, ii, boto, ppt2... funny shows go brrr)
☆ cool and awesome tags
□ #mint.txt = probably some random garbled text i spat out one night
□ #mintdraws = i sure do! and you should go look at it!
□ #mint.png = funny image included (not guaranteed)
□ #mint.mp3 = rarely use this but i still want people to know i make music
□ #mint.ask = because i get those. sometimes art, sometimes stupid funny stuff
□ #simple yet stupid = yeah its for those funny objects i talk about. i put this one here just in case
□ #mint's expoboard = i'm probably talking about one of my ocs
☆ and some extra stuff i guess
□ my sonas and stuff
if you need that
□ my carrd!
go read it cause most of my extra links (and contacts) are already there
□ my toyhou.se
Did you know I have a toyhou.se? because I never shut up about my characters, and sometimes people just need the Repository of Information. well... here it is.
Okay. I'll update this post more as time goes on, but... that's about it. That was probably like a read and a half. oops.
Remember: if you do follow me, you are (unofficially) officially consigning yourself to my presence and any stupidity and/or brainrot that follows.
...if that's cool with you. lmao =ᴗ=)b
(big shoutouts to the old pinned i had. you will forever be missed)
last updated: 01 / 15 / 2024
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Round 2
Propaganda why Kirito is insufferable:
He’s Kirito
Absolute nothing of a protagonist. Just plain annoying and unlike most shounens there never seems to be any challenge for him. He's just always the best at everything.
“Yeah, i was a beta tester. Yeah im better than you. This is something that is normal to assume because of the first fact” theres more but that shit is so wild to me it instantly made me hate his ass
Propaganda why Alex Eagleston is insufferable:
literally causes the end of the world by being The Absolute Worst and has done so multiple times including his alternate selves. he technically has three (and a half) love interests (cause theyre the only characters he can/attempt to kiss or express any attraction to) and he treats them all poorly first three vella sammy and essentia 2000 are cause hes a misogynist but they all get different flavors of it sammy gets fridged for the plot of the game and is basically never relevant again outside of a secret(?) ending. shes also based off of a real life dead person for no fucking reason. vella is subjected to weird speculation about her age in her introduction scene with alex saying something along the lines of she cant be older than him cause shes too pretty (alex is like 24 and vella 27 from what i recall its been a few years since ive thought about yiik) and has a weird internal monologue about his feminist ex girlfriend prompted by vella just existing. theres a weird scene when alex asks her if shes korean n says she looks vaguely ethnic making her uncomfortable. One Of His Alternate Selves Literally Caused Her To Leave Her Home Dimension Cause Of How Poorly He Treated Her and the context behind that is that to leave the world/timeline/dimension/whatever you're originally from you basically have to be super suicidal and he pushed her to that point by ghosting her for a while and next time vella saw him he was hooking up with a girl noticably younger than her (<- remember this) and immediately after being told this he can attempt to kiss her which has no actual repercussions. essentia 2000 is like technically supposed to be evil i guess but her goal is supposed to be killing alex so i cant fault her on that. the in game day after they first meet alex has like a monologue about how special and attractive she is ""she was like water filling all my cracks"" or some shit. all three girls are alternates of eachother and are on a sliding scale of how objectified they are by alex with who got it the worst depending on which aspect you're focusing on. other sort of love interest is rory (diversity loss!) who alex can attempt to kiss after he confides in him about something when rory is like 18-19 (hes meant to be about the same age as michael whos recently graduated high school) and depending on how alex treats him can literally kill himself and alex's reaction to learning this is to only focus on how terrible he feels before moving on n rory's death never being mentioned again. the whole point of the game is that alex is a piece of shit who cant even buy groceries for his mom without throwing a hissy fit about it but it undermines itself constantly by having characters forgive or just stop being mad at alex on a dime after hes been exceedingly shitty towards them in various ways and any sort of charm or endearing traits he had quickly wearing off due to him never shutting the fuck up. near the end of the game all the other party members are killed off in quick succession leaving alex by himself and all he can do is sulk in self pity before going on a space adventure or whatever to stop an alternate him thats linked to an alternate essentia and enlisting the player as a different alternate him to help fight various superficial flaws of himself (which arent even like the actual things that make him insufferable n a bad person) n then finish the job for him. i need to punt him into the sun
He constantly goes on annoying monologues about things that nobody cares about. In game he is meant to be kind of an asshole, but they never give him the necessary character development to make him feel like a proper flawed protagonist, yet the narrative makes him out to be a character who is ""deep down a good guy"". Also he doesn't seem to care about any of his friends/party members.
"""YIIK"" is a poorly written, irony-poisoned RPG using a real life actual unsolved murder as the basis for an inciting event, altered so that what happened to the victim was some ~scary supernatural stuff~ and also Alex was there being vaguely misogynistic the whole time and monologuing to no-one in a way no real human person thinks uncritically.
The game intends to paint Alex as a bad person, but this is implemented in such a snide and uninteresting manner which has nothing to actually say about him being this way, nor is it at all fun or entertaining to experience.
He has no idea what's going on, blindly following the plot with the vague motivation of being suddenly stricken with affection for a girl he basically called a freak as soon as he met her five minutes ago. He is self-absorbed, lazy and overconfident, constantly bemoaning and ignoring the needs and feelings of others. He is the only character given enough breathing space to have something to him, and yet manages to not even feel any sort of dimensional.
Also his shirt is an ad for the dev's last game.
An incel who always screams about everything and yet is overly pretentious about everything.ing manner which has nothing to actually say about him being this way, nor is it at all fun or entertaining to experience.
#kirito#sao kirito#sword art online#alex eagleston#yiik#yiik a postmodern rpg#insufferable protagonist poll#insufferable protagonist tournament#tournament poll
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heres something incredible niche. with the help of raymap i spent a few hours making an entire height chart of almost all the characters and creatures (and a plum) in rayman 3, minus the absolute largest ones
heres the whole thing uncropped (12.8 mb, 26270x2383)
and here it is condensed into like the most important individual characters
(and that link too, 7010x2035)
below is some notes about it, a whole bunch of rambling and stuff, i put a lot of effort into this so check this out
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this is taken with raymap by looking at each map in the orthographic front view, relocating every object i need to -1500 Y position with 0 for everything else (minus x position just so they could be side by side). the rotation and scale is all set to 1. almost all of the objects are the first frame of their idle animation
only exceptions for the rotation were CagouFlaps (hoodloon), francesco (red bird), piranha and Dirigible, all for convenience. one of the refluxes (the fight one with the glowy face) is also an exception to the animations thing, hes using the first frame of an animation different from his idle one so he stood more upright
the arrangements i took were like this. i had to take 43 screenshots like this (with the transparent screenshot option) and then align them using rayman as an anchor, as i included him in every screenshot
the fact that they were all at the same exact Y position is why the characters are sometimes slightly below or slightly above where the floor is supposed to be, thats just how the object is positioned in the game itself basically and i chose to leave that in. i ignored that for my height sorting though
i didnt use all screenshots, i just excluded everything that was larger than a mawpaw because the filesize in this chart was already large enough. im not bloating them with something that was likely going to end up well over 10k pixels tall and wide
i also excluded a bunch of inanimate objects like piggy banks and gems and cages and stuff, but i have screenshots with them
i also straight up forgot francesco so its not in the chart. but heres its size relative to rayman, probably would have been between the orange glowy fairy and either a grim or andre
this slightly tinier colorful hoodmonger is just from the final boss fight, which is a separate object family from the three other types of hoodmonger (which are all actually the same family)
the other fairy thingy (luisane) got kinda botched in the transparent screenshot so i just screenshotted it how it appeared in raymap itself directly so it has a black background. also i know the rat looks really weird, its just Like That its not modeled on the bottom, in retrospect i really should have rotated that one sideways too
the flabar/bonton has wings but theyre solid white (bc the texture for them is actually missing in final, one of the demos had them) and they blended into the background oops. heres a snippet from a larger transparent version of the chart
the way i actually sorted all the heights is i generally ignored stuff like hair and hats, thats why some teensies ended up being outright taller than rayman
also yeah i dont know why specifically generic teensies are so tiny compared to all the other ones. my guess is that their size was just leftover from the previous games and didnt account for the ones original to rayman 3 being scaled up, or something?
i love the teensy heights in this though i love that some are taller than rayman and the apparent slight variety present in their heights (even if you cant tell it at all and theyre all shaped the same really)
anyway i also unfortunately had to leave some guys out since i just couldnt move their objects for some reason, those being
-iceglob (globox stuck in a block of ice unsurprisingly enough)
-sk8guard (the teensy that catches you in teensy highways)
-ProjCanon (thingy that you have to aim at celoche to damage it)
-wbug (little bugs that are in bog of murk supposedly but i never saw them outside of raymap)
oh well i can finangle a way to get them out of perspective view i hope
#rayman#i was so tempted to leave one of the doctors out of the condensed chart like why do i have to include the racist teensy nooo#ANYWAY hopefully this is useful or interesting to anyone??????
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Young Love [Chapter 4]
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I'm to lazy to link the other chapters just go find them yourself
i haven't read this chapter in over 3 months so i have no idea if i should add a tw
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Y/N's POV:
It's been about 4 weeks since Chuuya apologized to me. We've become pretty good friends, but i'm still scared to show my real personality.
Right now me, Sigma, Dazai and Chuuya are at a karaoke bar drinking and have fun.
"wake me up inside! (I can't wake up) wake me up inside, (Save me) call my name and save me from the dark, (Wake me up) bid my blood to run, (I can't wake up) before I come undone. (Save me) save me from the nothing I've become!" I sing while being pretty drunk.
"Bring me to life! I've been living a lie! There's nothing inside! Bring me to life!" Sigma sings with me while Dazai records us. Chuuya is already asleep drunk of his ass, and his dumbass said he wasn't a lightweight.
After we are done singing i plop onto the couch next to dazai who is also drunk. I pull Sigma(who is much taller then me) onto my lap. "Did you know you can get pimples on your pubic area..?" i asks Dazai and Sigma. They both look confused "you can?" Sigma says while i wrap my arms around his waist.
Suddenly i push Sigma of my lap making him fall on the floor "i'm gonna sing another song" i get of the couch and grab the microphone.
"Touch me, yeah, I want you to touch me there. Make me feel like I am breathing, Feel like I am human" I sing and after i finish i hear Sigma and Dazai clapping for me.
"I didn't know you could sing so well Y/N!" Dazai says. "oh, and i could touch you if you know what i mean~" Dazai says in a flirty tone and i blush a bit. 'hes drunk, really drunk' i think to myself. "no thanks, i'd rather have Sigma touch me and kiss me!" i say and see Sigma blush. "Ooo~" Dazai teases Simga.
"Come on! you have to kiss him! its the rules!" Yasano tells me. shes obviously very drunk. "Just kiss Dazai already!" she whines "Fine Fine" i sigh and get up. i almost trip and fall while walking because of all of the alcohol i've had.
"Sup mamasita" Dazai says as i walk up to him. "..huh..? what are-" before he can ask me what i'm doing i slam my lips against his. as we kiss i hear the other people in the crowd cheering for us.
We both melt into the kiss and i feel Dazai's hands wrap around my waist and i end up on his lap. I feel his toung enter my mouth and my hand brushes through his brunette hair as we make out.
"Okay thats enough you two!" Yasano yells. As i pull away i start panting trying to catch my breath and i see Dazai do the same. I get of his lap and sit down next to him and Sigma.
"..what are you guys doing..?" i hear Chuuya ask, he must have woke up because of the noise everyone was making. "Spin the bottle!" Dazai says and gets up and sits down next to him on the couch. "I'm not gonna play anymore since my beautiful boyfriend is awake!" Dazai says.
We all sit in a ring on the floor while waiting for the bottle to stop spinning to see who Sigma has to kiss. 'oh its gonna land on Lucy...? is that her name? oh a fly" i think as my attention turns to the fly and i stop paying attention to the game.
Suddenly i feel someone grab my jaw and kiss me. I open my eyes and see its Sigma. I start to melt into the kiss and i feel Sigma's hand caress my hair. We both pull away for a bit and go back to making out. 'why does this feel so good?' i think as i put my hand on his cheek. His lips feel so soft against mine, and i can taste his strawberry lip gloss.
When we finally pull away theres some saliva connecting our mouths. I try to catch my breath after what just happened. 'I JUST KISSED TWO PEOPLE IN ONE NIGHT?!' I think to myself and i feel my face getting hotter. "you okay Y/N..? you look a bit red.." Sigma asks me and touches my forehead. "you're burning up, i can take you back if you want.." He says and i look around and see everyone else passed out, drinking, laughing and playing other games while really drunk.
"okay.. thanks.." i say and smile.
The next day i wake up and feel something under me "..huh..?" i look down and see Sigma laying under me. I start to blush a lot 'WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I LAYING ON SIGMA DID WE HAVE SEX???' I start to imagen dirty stuff that could have happened last night and i squirm at the idea of me and Sigma doing it.
I feel some movement under me and see that Sigma is waking up. "..what time is it..?" he asks and yawns. i check my phone "8:30.." i say and freeze, i see that Sigma also freezes. ".Y/N.. what was your first class today..?" Sigma asks "P.E.." i answer "yeah your dead" Sigma says and i gulp. "why don't we just call in sick today? i mean a lot of people were out drinking last night to celebrate passing their first test of this school year.." i say. "i'm not sure th-" before Sigma can answer Nikolai busts down his door.
"I just happened to hear that you two are late for school, but no worries! i already called the principle and tolled her that you two would stay home for today!" Nikolai says proudly. "..aren't you gonna go to school today..?" Sigma asks and Nikolai suddenly remembers that hes late. "Holy shit! I'm late!" He yells before running out of the dorm to his class.
Me and Sigma giggle, i then remember that we slept in the same bed and blush a bit. Sigma notices me blushing and asks "..you okay?" "yeah.. its just.. did we do anything last night when we came back here..?" I ask nervelessly and look him in the eyes. He seems to realize what i'm thinking about and chuckles nervelessly. "N-no we didn't do.. that.. i wouldn't do that with out your full consent.. and since you were drunk you wouldn't be able to" he says reassuringly. (CONSENT IS SEXY)
I let out a sigh of relief "oh okay.." i lay back down on the bed "so what should we do to day? Nikolai and Fyodor aren't gonna be home for a few hours" Sigma says in a calm voice and looks down at me "we could watch a movie?" "sure" he smiles down at me and i feel my heart skip a beat 'holy shit why is he so pretty'
We both sit down on Sigma's bed after getting some snacks "what should we watch?" Sigma asks me while i get comfortable "Lets watch repo the genetic opera!" "Okay" Sigma smiles at me again and i swear starts beating faster 'holy fuck hes so cute?!? i want him to be my boyfriend!! why can't we just hold hands already?? Y/N DON'T FUCKING KISS HIM!' i think while Sigma looks for the movie.
"ngh, Graverobber and Blind mag are so hot" i fangirl over them both while Sigma chuckles "i guess you could say that" He says and i feel his arm wrap around my waist 'HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT STAY CALM STAY CALM' i feel myself turning red with the contact we have.
i feel him take my chin and bring my face closer to his "..Y/N would you believe me if i said i have a crush on you..?" i feel his breath on my lips 'if i just move a bit closer.. we'll kiss again..' "no.. i don't see myself as that attractive.." i look away from him but he pulls me back.
"i love you Y/N.." i cover his mouth with my hand "you're lying.. you wouldn't love someone like me.." i try not to cry. "but what about our kiss last night..?" "you were drunk and i also kissed dazai.." a small tear runs down my face and Sigma wipes it away "i was never drunk.. i only drank one glass and then i was done.." "why would you love someone that.. thats.. fat like me..?" more tears start to fall now as i can't even believe that he would like me. "Y/N you aren't fat.." Sigma hugs me and i hug him back "but my body is so ugly..?" "its not ugly.. i love you and your body.. its perfect.."
"Can i kiss you again?" he asks me and i nod. I melt as i feel his soft lips on mine again, i feel his hand caress my hair gently. as i pull i start to pant a bit "i really do love you, and if i'm honest i fell for you when i first saw you.." he whispers to me and i start full on sobbing. "how can you love someone like me?! how can you love someone who acts like me?" I cry as i feel wipe my tears again "shh.. shhh its okay.. mo need to cry.." "theres nothing wrong with the way you act.."
We both lay there in his bed while i cry and he comforts me. I lay on top of him while i vent about stuff that have been bothering me for years, like how i can't understand my emotions well. Through all of this Sigma is being a real sweetheart and telling me comforting words.
Sigma's POV:
After Y/N calms down, they fall asleep in my arms. I caress their hair as they sleep, i can feel their chest slowly rising and falling 'how did i get so lucky to be able to hold them in my arms?' i think to myself before Nikolai busts into my room again.
"Sigma! Mr. Fukuichi almost killed me for being late!" he whines "shh! Y/N is sleeping" I scold him and see him start to smirk "ooo~ did you and Y/N stay in bed and cuddle all day?~" he teases me and i feel my cheeks heat up a bit "SO YOU TWO DID CUDDLE ALL DAY! DID YOU HEAR THAT FYODOR?! Y/N AND SIGMA ARE CUDDLING!" He yells and runs out of the room to tell Fyodor without closing the fucking door. I sigh and feel Y/N moving at bit "Did he wake you up, Darling?" I ask them as they sit up. "..yeah.." they yawn before kissing my red cheeks. "Are you hungry? we haven't gotten out of bed at all today." "hm.. yeah" "what do you want to eat?" i ask and i see them think for a while. "How about some Pizza? we could go out and get some for us and Nikolai and Fyodor" I smile "sure"
Me and Y/N walk hand in hand to a pizza shop near the dorms, its already a bit cold outside so we're both wearing matching sweatshirts (btw y/n started at the college around September and now its early October) I hear Y/N sigh and i look at them with a worried expression "something wrong, love?" I ask and pull them closer to me "its just that i don't want winter to come since i hate the cold" I chuckle a bit and kiss them on their cheek "Don't worry, i'll always keep you warm"
While me and Y/N are walking back after getting the pizza, we see some people from our college whisper and point at Y/N. I can see how uncomfortable and nervous they are because of this. "They are probably talking about how pretty your outfit is" i try to comfort them
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I feel so sigma
Ideas for future chapters are very much needed, please comment if you have any
#bsd#dazai osamu#dazai x reader#bsd x reader smut#bungo stray dogs#chuuya#dazai smut#chuuya nakahara#chuuya smut#chuuya x reader#chuuya x reader x dazai#chuuya angst#dazai angst#bsd sigma#sigma x reader#bsd smut#sigma x you#bsd fluff#bsd comfort
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MEET YOUR CONTESTANTS!
Name: Link
Age: “Non specified but younger than 16”
Gender + Pronouns: Male, he/him
Video Game: The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker + Ocarina of Time + Majora's Mask + Breath of the Wild
Backstory: “Sister got kidnapped by Ganon, became the hero to save her”
• “Link's a child of the forest living with other children of the forest, when their leader the Deku tree dies after telling Link to take a sacred magic stone bc an evil man from the desert is trying to get it and also poisoned the Deku tree. Link has to leave the forest village and go see Princess Zelda about the stone. Zelda then sends Link to take care of the problem. It gets a bit more complicated.”
• “Was chosen by the Goddess to fight Ganondorf. They literally put this kid in the world and went, yeah this bad boy can defeat the greatest evil in this land.”
• “A child hero fighting the moon”
• “Baby hero chosen to protect the crown princess so she can unlock her powers to fight off ganon (big evil) Link unlocks his divine powers and fights ganon (big bad) while all zelda does is lock him up ie: link does the most work and zelda gets recognition.”
• “Link's parents died in a war and he was raised by a giant sentient tree until he was 10, when the tree was poisoned and he was sent out of the forest he lived in to save Hyrule (the kingdom) and try to stop the person who poisoned the tree (Ganondorf) from hurting more people. He initially failed and was put in a coma for 7 years, then freed and went to fight Ganondorf, who had taken over in those 7 years. After Link won, Princess Zelda sent him back so he could live out his childhood, where he warned the king about Ganondorf ahead of time. After that he went out to find a lost friend of his and ended up in Termina (which might be another kingdom or another world, we don't entirely know), where he had to save the people of Clock Town from destruction because the moon was going to crash into it. To save them he had to fight Skull Kid, who used Majora's mask to essentially become all powerful. After he beat Skull Kid, and later Majora, he went back to Hyrule and was probably SUPER traumatized from it all. So much for enjoying his childhood”
• “His sister got stolen! Now he has to join up with a pirate crew to take her back from ganon (evil)”
• “He's the goddess's chosen hero and also I love him”
• “he was raised by a tree. was made fun of by the other kokiri for not having a guardian fairy. then uh well he got one ! at the start of the game. then its legend of zelda stuff so yknow his tree dad dies he fights a few things, gets threatened by ganondorf once or thrice, then hes magically aged up by 7 years, fights a few things including his evil clone shadow thing, and finishes his story and then navi flies away and hes deaged again. then he goes looking for navi in the woods and then its majoras mask! the classic three day timeloop game! all the areas in that game have been heavily theorized to represent the various stages of grief also. and then he leaves. (and then in twilight princess he appears as a ghost left unfulfilled due to being unable to teach his descendants his sword moves but thats neither here nor there)”
• “His younger sister was accidentally kidnapped by a ginormous spooky bird. What does he do about it? Leaps off a cliff with zero hesitation to try and save her. And then joins a pirate crew to find where she is. And then agrees to save the world if it means keeping his lil' sis and his new pirate friend safe. And then—.”
•“His mom died in The War and gave her baby to a tree spirit to raise, but then the tree died and told him he had to save the world. So he did that (ocarina of time) and then when his whole life's purpose was done with at age like, ten, he went wandering the earth in search of fulfillment. Then he maybe dies falling off a horse, depending on if you see majoras mask as a metaphor for death. If it's not a metaphor, he saved the world again, this time from a child throwing a tantrum and causing the moon to crash into the earth.”
• “Kid in forest, the chosen one. Dead parents etc.”
Why should they win the tournament?: “Cuz he's badass. Dude fought Ganon at younger than 16 and killed him”
• “This 9-year-old (and later also 16-year-old) is Sooooooo tenacious!”
• “Can play his silly little flute and cause all kinds of things to happen (like controlling the wind and stuff.) Also has an ancient king in the form of a boat as his companion. Legit does defeat the greatest evil in the land.”
• “He deserved so, so much better”
• “Every time link is reincarnated he gets stuck alone with little to no resources and he is forced to go fight the "most powerful villain" basically alone over and over again.”
• “He's literally a child that just wants his sister back”
• “hes got time travel and the fierce deity mask which turns him into a god. like almost literally”
• “1. Plunged the Master Sword to the hilt through the forehead of the most powerful man in the world. 2. Best big brother and grandson you could wish for. 3. Cutie-patootie. 5. Can control wind with a magical baton. 5. Wasn't meant to be a chosen one, but he made the gods recognise him as one out of sheer determination and love for his family and friends. 6. One of the very few heroes to permanently kill (and not seal away for later) the resident Big Bad.”
• “Every Link in every Legend of Zelda game is the same Link getting reincarnated throughout time with the express purpose of fucking some bad guy's shit up. He's the hero of time, light, legend, twilight, hyrule, and probably some more that I can't think of right now. He grew up in a tree house. He has x-ray glasses. He's a horse girl. I love and support him unconditionally.”
• “Constqnt exposure to the horrors.”
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