Inspiration Saturday 💻

Plowing through the Spotify Drabble asks this weekend. Next up is a little something for @thewolvesof1998. Where will it go? *shrugs innocently*

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Izzy's "you know the first time you're like, uh oh, I'm horny" to describe deep but powerful fear is absolutely sending me

Me: *opens tumblr and immediately sees a crocodile with human teeth* “…why?”

:3c

Varric just be calling my murderous boi out 😂

We all know he would be holding that stone like the skull as though he’s reciting “to be or not to be”, but damn Varric. Why you calling him out 🤣

Dick makes some good points.

Source: Nightwing 2021 Annual

yo on the days my neck decides to be hyper sensitive to tickles like death spot level ticklish? i need to start going into hiding

i just need you to know that “skittles for breakfast” has long since entered me and my best friend’s vocabulary as an adjective to mean “idiot”

ex. yeah he’s pretty fuckin skittles for breakfast :/

That's honestly hilarious I'm gonna have to start saying that now

ouch ouch ouch that nsh pic... the desire for him to have someone who could help him out of the cabin fever slump is Immense... has me thinking of that post you did with sparrows taking euro's overseer for a walk. alas, a sad lack of therapists around in the post-ascension apocalypse TTwTT

YEAAAAAAA............. ain't nobody gon end up well up in this kush 😔 dis May be the serotonin-production take on everythin, but we still gon end up in the same point as the canon game unfortunately

gjdsklcmskl "sad lack of therapists around" -english accent- oh this is MOST dreadful. how depressing. who could've predicted the wipe out apocalypse would affect the Hivemind technic industry This horridly, my heavens!!!

mr. medical malpractice

hemlockheart was an rp character from wc : ft [arguably the best game btw. fuck ult and fuck the fact they locked the legacy version - but i will not be getting into that] that was a medicine cat apprentice and his entire character was that he would poison people by more or less spiking their herbs with toxic plants. no particular reason why he just felt like it

it started when he was an apprentice when he slipped some yarrow to someone just to see what would happen, which lead to him realizing “haha wait i am in complete control of these peoples lives. surely this discovery won’t have any repercussions on my ego and overall view of the worth of life.” yeah, about that

somehow nobody catches on over the years, and he ends up gaining his full medicine cat name via good ol fashion *~lying~*. it ends with him poisoning the new leader on their way to the moonstone, and when he comes back he attempts to call a meeting on tallrock to announce the leaders death, only to get a lightning bolt to the face and fucking die

also his existence got me mini-modded up the Ass because everyone threw a hissy fit over his name “not being in the prefix list” so i had to change it to hickory during the rp ☠️ i then proceeded to get threatened to be reported because everyone that was part of the rp left [cough* died *cough] and all the new people thought i was just being obtrusive. ahh forest territory my beloved how i miss you terribly

Azulin: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

world accuracy be damned this was too funny to pass up-

love it when the dash does something

Stop thirsting over a married man and posting unauthorized things that he doesn't show himself. You act like you go so hard for Rike and her kids but always posting thirsty messages about him all over.

You’re a real dumb one aren’t you poor thing lol

Ronen’s face throughout that scene was... perfection. The delivery of “what the hell just happened?” was amazing. also same, bro.. wtf was that?

You know I'm onto your scent We're near the end of the chase Take a look out your window and I'll be there in the night Your love is so close that I can almost taste it The icy cold will cut us like a knife in the dark And we may lose everything in the wind Lose everything in the wind But the Northern Lights are burning And they're giving off sparks I want to wrap myself around you like a winter skin

dotty: exists in his direction. he'll add a smile! it means he wants something-

@bitbrumal || how dare you exist, especially in his direction

He's going to ignore him for a few seconds. —maybe a few more seconds... Okay, quite possibly a full minute before he ever so unhurriedly turns his head.

"My, what big teeth you have," Scaramouche drawls, and he again takes his time mulling The Doctor over before giving him anything else. Yes, he has to sigh first, fold his arms. "You might try behaving somewhat normal occasionally. Most people speak up when they want something."

I had a dream I was in Unus Anuus. I was in the back yard with Ethan, Mark was inside, and we were doing the Tiktok trend of trying to fill the plastic tape with water to make a "stress ball" or something. Ethan popped his, and it was really loud, Mark stared at us through the window, then came out and playfully beat Ethan up before going back inside.

Both Ethan and I are laughing so hard we can't breathe. I turn around, and see two decorative skeletons in the yard, posable ones, standing facing each other. One has a clear water hose set up at its pelvis and it's aimed into the other ones mouth. I can't even speak from laughing so hard and that started the cycle all over again, so I just point to them, Ethan notices and we both fall over from laughing, still not being able to breathe.

I woke up snort laughing.

I haven't laughed that hard in years.