Nu uh! You're in time out, so you don't get to chime in!

Hey hi I hope you don't find this rude, but I was looking at your carrd and it says that your name is ocean, yet you hate seafood?? I giggled I'm sorry 😭😭

Would you also like to hear the irony of how i dislike the beach?

Just though is was a funny detail that Cyno didn’t want to sit near Alhaitham but still stood behind him in case he does something fishy.

Gonta: Gentlemen do not throw dead bodies!

me: ...don't throw souls???

Indeed...

"Marissa told them she was American, in Scotland for school, and Remus and Sirius glanced at each other: that explained the informal affability and over-sharing."

--from Harmonicas, Hinky-punks, and Heather by mblematic

not gonna lie i know the legion is bad. but canems nose... thats kind of sexy.

Let’s go up-stairs

Mark hikes? PLZ IMAGINE HIM TAKING YOU ON ONE AND UR JUST DYING

LMAO

I’m from texas (and we don’t have mountains but we have some bigger canyon trails) and I can SO IMAGINE him taking you on a real hiking trail and he is smiley and happy & you are DYING the whole time

Nithy: *kicks in* CORVO! Corvo: Now who asked for Nith's pack???!! Nithy: ... what.

Funny part is that no one has asked for it but her husband is aware hahaha. @corvoimperiale

Can COVID affect your sense of humor? Asking for a friend.

Can Thoma show his toe-mas

NO.

WE AIN’T SHOWIN’ FEET OUT HERE YA NASTIES

Also Thoma is pointing a gun at you while saying “What lovely weather we’re having.”

The bone god craves fresh marrow

🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬

this reminds me of that one time a few years ago where my bio teacher told us about bone marrow transplants and they stick this big fuckin needle in your leg or wherever idk all the way into the middle of your bone and its like wide as shit not even kidding and the worst part is that you’ve gotta stay conscious the whole time because idk why something with oxygen in the blood maybe so the best they can do for you is like local anaesthetic and i when i tell you i was terrified at this information