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GUYS. I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.
Momo (in Japanese) means peach 🍑
And I think I've finally understood the meaning behind Momo's name in Avatar the last airbender
So in the animated show in 2005 Sokka and Aang chased after Momo, right? Sokka wanted dinner and Aang wanted a pet then they saw Gyatso's skeleton and all that jazz.
But get this; Sokka was holding a fruit and Momo took the fruit and landed on Aangs shoulder and started eating the fruit. And then Aang named Momo "Momo". At first I didn't understand why he gave him that name until I googled it after the scene in the live action
Also shoutout: Momo looks precious🥹
Anyway, They found Momo in a peach tree and then he landed on Aangs shoulder. After they found Gyatso's skeleton and buried(?) Him. In the live action I could clearly tell that it was a peach tree, so I was all like "wait a damn minute. What is the English translation of 'Momo'?"
So I googled it and the evidence says it all
So yeah. Momo means peach and I think that's cool, that Momo took a peach from sokka in the animated and sat in a peach tree in the adaptation❤️
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Oh you guys have no idea how much angst this single comment spawned in my head... If I was a fic blog it would be SO over
#someone please understand me i love brozone but i am also so unbelievably mad at them#what do you mean a performance goes awry and you leave A BABY. A BABY!!#yes rosiepuff was there. yes they left him thinking it was his fault#because the entire pre-show jd is LOUDLY SAYING EVERYTHINF HAS TO BE PERFECT#AND THAT HE ISNT ALLOWED TO BE NERVOUS#oh my god. brozones biggest hater right here#but not in the same way i hate other characters#but oh my god. guys#tears them apart with my teeth like a dog ripping up a pillow#wheres them apologizing to branch. for literslly anything#wheres them properly acknowledging rosiepuff died a few years after they left and he was alone#AND GREY.#Basically his whole life#can anyone hear me hello (yelling into the void)#koppaitepaladin#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls band together#beeps yapping#poppy “yap-a-lot” springwater here...
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people who do STEM or administration as a career full time and continue to do art as a hobby, I am scared of you but like in a hot way. youre like if we were allowed to have cold drinks in winter. i look at you and think of miles morales with his two cakes. do you want to make out sometime
#i say all of this positively bc i just! i cant help admiring it!! even if its mundane or not a big deal to you i seriously cant wrap my head#around it.. this is in no way at all meant to be condescending or anything. whenever i look at someones bio and theyre like oh im working#as a lab assistant biologist pharmacist realtor etc im like woag.... thats insane.. and then i peep your art tag and it knocks my socks of#how?? what lives do you lead??? im so curious. i seriously want a peek inside your brains someday. or at least shadow you at work lol#i cant help but feel sad when someone says smth like well i have to support myself and art cant do that for me. or maybe you were#pushed into pursuing a 'safe' career bc i hear it a lot. all of my relatives have the same story working as nurses and OFWs for the family#i think for me its not about missed potential but rather its being sad about making a decision to put your happiness aside to get by#ive tried so hard to do it but it didnt work out. i guess watching you guys do it is fascinating to me#or maybe youve made peace with your decision or actually like what you pursued but im still amazed!! it makes me wonder what made#you pick one over the other in that case.. is it like putting time for two different things the way you would for a schedule?? hmmm#im doing graphic design so i dont really interact with ppl in other faculties even humanities like sociology or childcare... so i cant help#wondering what it must be like as someone whos pursuing visual communication both as an interest and career#i seriously wish i could do smth like a desk job or even admin and maybe ill try that if this doesnt work. or i could look into trades#but dyscalculia already makes it hard to do things like cash and mental math so i get overwhelmed if i think about this too hard#yapping
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i keep constructing elaborate political speeches in my mind. as if somehow if i could just talk to pvv-voters compellingly enough, explain to all of em why this is moronic on every level, they'd all suddenly find out that they're actually leftists at heart who just heard a few facts wrong
#as if the racism is an accident instead of the driving force#i spent too long looking at twitter replies and there are a lot of people who voted for wilders so obviously a lot of different types too#theres the naive ones who genuinely seem to regard politics as kind of a game thats being played to the sidelines#you cheer for your team but it doesn't ACTUALLY have an effect on reality. So stop complaining! cheer up!#theres the dumb ones who 'just wanted something different' and who thought 'well the Left screwed things up'#- weve had a centrist/right government for over a decade -#'so lets try the right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯'#and then theres just the unapologetically islamophobic who DEFINITELY are NOT racist~#they júst want all brown people to go back to 'their own' country#and if you call thát racist! well then! you are protecting the fundamental rights of muslims right to religion so obviously you also suppor#extremist governments in the middle east! and those are also discriminatory! which somehow makes the pvv nót discriminatory even though#they're drawing a direct comparison between themselves and these extremist governments! so there!#... anyways#very very very minor point but this also once again strengthens my resolve to not reblog or dive into every terrible news story from#usamerican politics despite how guilt-trippy posts about them get;#cause the only people on tumblr ive seen reblog aaanything at all about these results are dutch themselves#ik its not like we have a similar influence to the entire usa at all. but neither does random kentucky county elected official number 9 and#i still hear about them all the time#it makes sense for the circles im in dont get me wrong. just annoying.#joos yaps#delete later
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queueing up my memoryshipping gift art made me remember how much i love steven hehe
#im... i honestly cant feel myself like. losing my hype over my pokemen ahsbdbsbsb helppp girl helppp ive been cursed with loving pokemen#jokes aside . i like steven a lot. hes handsome but he actually cares for what he loves to do... hes always honing his skills...#both as a champion and a rock collector... though in the manga his champion title is not with him anymore - i still care about that#imagine getting a pretty guy who loves what he does? absolute husband material JSHFVSHSJ eeeek sorry sorry#on top of that he's a gentleman mf hes husband material OK!!!!!! see i have proof (shoves ruby stone on your face /j)#tho the stone family is not a perfect family without drama ☝️ don't worry lads they will get better ☝️ we gotta make sacrifices to get#the best ending imaginable... :]]#have i ever told you how funny steven and jaide are actually? like they're like the smartest (steven) and wittiest (jaide) couple alive#they just keep one upping each other with the way they talk... but like giiiirl damn just kiss already!!!#i dont wanna hear you both talk shit but like in a big brain kinda way!!! the physical tension is too strong for me quit the yip yapping!!!!#if redjaide is more on the actions (because red is mostly silent)#then stevaide is more on the words... heeehee#~ lovemail#steven stone.rom
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Cant even yap about uni because id need to post an half an hour voice note on here
#nothing bad btw i just want to yap 😭#esp about pre and proto history#actually let me tell you ONE story i went to my british pronunciation class today and when the teacher read out the names with mine (my name#is jana btw) jjj.... yyy....yyy and i had to correct her not even an embryo of an attempt to jana [ CROATIAN LASTNAME]#and she said oh! i thought that was a smudge 😊 A SMUDGE IN THE SHAPE OF A PERFECT V ON A PRINTED OUT PAPER?#as in š or č or ž i mean#and THEN she wanted us to introduce ourself and say if we were abroad (in an english speaking country for au pair etc)#and i said i am from CROATIA so i spend a lot of time THERE and she literally went i dont care about that i didnt ask :|#TWO THINGS LADY YOU LITTTTTERALLY DID AN MICROAGRESSION IK YOU DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY#SECOND THING I MIGHT HAVE A CROATIAN ACCENT WHILE SPEAKING ENGLISH THEN INSTEAD OF A GERMAN OJE#im soooo mad because she lowkey is fun etc but after she mansplained that she wanted to hear about english countries#i said yes i know :) and we STARED at eachother#GOD HOW EMBARRASSING! BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I DID IT??? LIKE I CANT NOT SAY THAT!!!!! AND NOW IVE BEEN#SITTING LIKE A SIM THATS CONSTANTLY EMBARRASSED ALL DAY ON THAT STUPID INTERACTON#INFRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS#sham!s rambles
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it sucks associating so much mundane stuff with my splatoons while im awfully hyperfixated onthem because i have to look normal in real life when anything reminds me of them
#ITS SO BAD. ive been hearing the word chameleon or diesel a lot more recently because they stand out now im crazy IM CRAZY#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#Im in the mood to yap..........*doesnt bc idk what to say*#and alsoi want to draw...*Doesnt bc idk how i want to make it work. I have idea but. Drawing difficult
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the vibe of each of the flora's themes
adele, adele's oath: a sacred, but mythical feeling befitting the virtuous knights from the old stories that used to be told to children. the choir is singing the knights' praise, perhaps symbolizing their initial glory days, serving the god-king during his heyday before ultimately betraying him and breaking their oath to protect him. however, it continues to have a non dominating presence in the background, symbolizing the present. although the knights of the einherjar was replaced with the militaristic high flora army, the flickering flame of a noble knight has not died yet. it was alive in adele, who remained loyal to her oath to the god-king to the very end.
khali, oblivion: the drums and choir ramping up throughout the song symbolizes her bubbling feeling of deep anger boiling over. she has a strong yearning for vengeance against ypsilon for the undeserved death of her family.
illium, death of asylum: the choir is singing to the metaphorical revival of the god of the verdent flora; illium's fusion with the elder crystal symbolizes him inheriting their will and carrying on the burning passion of the verdent flora race through the pride of their invention of mechanical wings. there's a sense of determination, but a quiet anger festering among them as well.
ark, recollecting memories: i miss my wife tails, i miss her a lot
#me thoughts#ok for a real analysis of arks theme#its obvious the beginning is meant to evoke nostalgic feelings of ark and albaire attending the military academy#like come on ark had a dream in his 255 quest about albaire waking him up and doting on him the second he thought ark was unwell LMAOOO#its supposed to be happy memories before the bittersweet ones kick in when that part of the song drops (whoch suspiciously sounfs like the#theme to black heaven but i digress)#the bitter memories are that of ark realizing there isnt something right with the high flora army which sours his relationship with albaire#when he tells him that they have to remain strong but ark obviously doesnt want to look the other way since hes an upstanding guy like that#but i honestly think it can also be interpreted as ark missing albaire a lot. he misses the good times they used to have when they were so#young and naive in the academy. that they didnt know that their efforts to rise up the ranks would amount to basically committing genocide#on the innocent races in grandis#it wasnt supposed to be like this#is what im hearing ark say perhaps#LOL not rise up the ranks i mean graduate the academy initially then rise up the ranks#i love maplestory#theres a lot more i can yap about the end note but i want to sleep
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Octarian superior: ALL RIGHT EVERY ONE UP!! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR HUNG OVER GET UP!!
Inkling caption: we have pain killers and meds for upset stomachs in the medical room.... Get dressed in your uniforms and line up after breakfast. The mission starts today.
Soldiers: *mumbling*.....*moaning*..... Yes sir.......
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Baja: so I joined after my folks kicked me out they told me either get a job, go to school or join the military...... And here I am today.... What about you Princess why are you here?
Warabi: oh...... uhhhh..... Will my parents cut me off from all their money and they told me to get a job and I did but they also wanted me to join the military or at least have some experience in the military so they sent me on this mission. That's pretty much it
Baja: wow sounds like something my folks would do if they were rich. Hahahahahaha
Warabi:hahahahahahahaha
Baja: You're all right princes- Warabi ......you said you work in the barnacle and diamond mall?.......... I went there once and it was pretty cool..... 5 years ago
Warabi: they remodeled a couple years back. You should see it looks really nice
Baja: hhhmmmnm.... Sure, maybe I can visit you too .......if you're still working there
Warabi: hehe... We'll see........... I like the tattoo. What is it?
Baja: oh it's an anglerfish skeleton. pretty sick right? I got it after a metal show.... Chum slingers.... You heard of it?
Warabi: I've heard of-
Neta:..*UGHH*...* Cough* .......* Cough*......uhhh.... shit.....*sniff*................. morning................. What are you kids talking about?........ Fuck my head...............
Warabi: look who decided to show up... Thought you'd stay hunched over that toilet the whole day.... you could of missed the mission
Baja: hahahahaha You were trashed!!
Neta: shut up!................. Nice Chum slinger tattoo you went to one of their-.... Oh...shit.....
Baja: what?
Neta: nothing, nothing. * Clear throat*........ you like Chum slingers?
Baja: Yeah I was telling Warabi..... I went to one of those shows and......... Holy shit! Are you Neta? You used to play for squid squad! I went to one of your shows! Dude you're amazing!
Neta: hehehe... Good to see a fan! Most people just get mad at me for replacing ikkan
Baja: No are you kidding me? I love ikkan, a big fan of his work but you. You match their energy a lot more when you joined. The way you use slap bass technique for splattack is amazing!!
Neta: hehe well.... hahaha thank you
Warabi: I'm going to go make a phone call
Baja: you think I can get an autograph...
Neta: sure.....
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Neta: Warabi!? Warabi!?...... Hey Where'd you wander off to?
Warabi: hmm oh uh I was just trying to make a phone call........ Trying to get mahi.....
Neta: oh did they answer?
Warabi: no... They probably went to work already.... Fuck I should have saved their number...*sigh*That's my last phone call too.
Baja: you can have my phone calls.
Warabi: you don't need to do that
Baja: No I insist. I have no one important to call anyway.
Warabi: oh thank you
Octarian superior: I NEED EVERYONE'S ATTENTION NOW!
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Inkling caption:.... Okay everyone. Unfortunately this is going to be the last day that you will see all three of us.
Random soldier: thank Cod!!
Other soldiers : *agreeing*
Inkling superior: SHUT UP YOU MORONS!!
Inkling captain: We have to separate the Splatoon in half, and you'll have new leaders. Here they are.....let me introduce you to........ 'the captain'........that's all they wrote down for their name. Strange...but ok ......Colonel Kane, lieutenant Reeves and General Anchor
Koi-koi: Good morning everyone!!
Captain 3 :
Neta: Koi?
Warabi: ikkan's mom!! ??
Koi-koi: It's good to see such young and vibrant faces..... Some familiar too.....*clap*.... Let's cut to the chase. My Splatoon is going to transport the great eel to the underground...... The other Splatoon is going to have to capture it first.
Lieutenant Reeves: everyone who is a fish or urchin comes with Anchor and I. All the cephalopods will be with Kane and The captain.. is that clear?
Soldiers: YES SIR
Koi-koi: Anchor do you have anything to add?
Lieutenant Anchor: No, what about you captain?
Captain 3:
Koi-koi:......... Okay....... not that much of a talker I like that...... all right... It's very stoic......hehehehehe.......EVERYONE TO THEIR STATIONS
Soldiers: YES MA'AM
Baja: so... I guess this is the last time we're going to see each other............ here take this. It's nice seeing you Warabi.
Warabi: oh........Thanks.
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Koi-koi: ohhhhhh my little boys!! My talented step son and my future son in-law!!! It's good to see you two!!!!!! [kisskisskisskiss]
Warabi: Hi Mrs Kane!
Neta: Hey Koi....Merv treating you well?.... marriage is good I hope?
Koi-koi: as well as a 35 year marriage can be........... Speaking of marriage..... Let me see the ring...... ohhhh it's beautiful......*sniff*..my little boy is getting married!!!!... I can't believe this!!..... Not to air out his dirty laundry, but he's.... He's not really one for romance or relationships...... hehehe Don't tell him I told you though hahahah... *Sigh*
Neta: he's romantic when he wants to be
Koi-koi: that's nice.....What about you sweetie pie? I saw you talking to that young man a couple minutes ago
Warabi: uhh no we're just friends... Hahah.... he just gave me his number to talk about stuff..... Music stuff
Koi-koi: Hay! What about you Captain? you have anyone in your life?:
Captain 3:
Koi-koi: ........hmm guess not....... Well.... Back to work boys.... Just check the radio... and the sonar. If you receive a message that they found the eel notify everyone else so they can open the cage.......
Neta: that sounds pretty easy......... Considering that we're doc, do you think we can get off the boat I just need to visit-Hay!
Koi-koi: nu ah-ah! I don't allow smoking in my ship...... You can smoke outside or you can smoke off the boat. Which you are allowed to leave but you have to be back in 1 hour..... We may be family, but on this ship I'm your superior and I'd like to keep it that way.......
Neta: technically I'm a major.... I just didn't get to go to my promotion
Koi-koi: maybe you should get to that... And I'm still a higher rank
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Warabi: ok.... They better pick up this time.......hey..... Mahi....... MAhi!!!! .....*crying*......You stupid idiot! I've been trying to contact you the past 2 days!!!!....... No, I'm not crying!! You're crying!!!!............ I'm not dead you asshole! Why would you think I would have died!!........ Okay that is true..... Yeah I would do that but I didn't and I'm fine...... What have you been doing?....... Wahoo world??? I want to go to wahoo world!!! .........That's it. When I come back I'm taking you to Wahoo land.......... Yes, I know it's a lot smaller than wahoo world but we've already gone to waterworld many times. All righ? We have better food anyway. Give me a break..............I miss you and I want to spend the whole day with you when I get back........ Tell you everything about this mission....... I also need to tell you about this cute guy that I met............... I don't know. It feels weird cuz he looks like you a little bit... ..... No, he's a lot taller and broader and his fin is a little bit shorter. He also has this really cute goatee............ I don't have a picture of him.... Well how the fuck was I supposed to know I'd run into a cute guy. I don't have a phone either....... Shut up!............. He's a tetra like you......... He doesn't look like you because he's the same species!! I didn't mean it like that!! He looks like you because .... he has .. similar eye shape........ You know what I'll text him when I get back and he'll send a picture. Shut up!!.... Love you bye..... Oh fuck. wait! Put ikkan on the phone......... Hey ikkan..... I'm doing good. You know I'm surviving..... I didn't know your mom was a colonel.... Yeah she's on the boat right now. You want me to get her....... Hello?........ Hello?... He hung up..
Mahi belongs to @fish-at-fish-fish-resort
#yay! agent 3 I mean my bad captain 3#and ikkan's mom yay#If there is a wahoo world#wahoo land must exist#a lot of squid squad fans don't like neta because he replaced ikkan#squid squad fans would be low key toxic I just know it#Warabi is making friends#of course he would get close to ' alternate timeline' Mahi#colonel Reeves in Colonel Anchor Will be referred to as fishling superior and urchin superior#did Warabi do a microaggression?#ikkan loves his mom he just doesn't want his ear talked off right now#if he want to hear endless yapping he would of called Neta
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So im watching West Side Story. It's pretty good, but I'm confused.
I get it's an adaptation of romeo and juliet, but Maria and Tony literally met the night before, and the next day, they're exchanging vows like...???
Yall must really love each other that much💀💀
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“hes an american playing in texas, of course he’s republican. stupid libs!” - guy who has never watched sports a day in his life apparently
#like yeah because you choose where ur drafted to . for sure#that’s why boston has never had a conservative player ever. that’s how that works.#wait until this guy hears abt half of the americans on the stars ….#this is in reference to the replies on a random tweet i was recommended abt gleason djwnfkw there was a lot of stupidity there but#but i’ve also seen similar takes before and i’m like. this is shrimply not how sports work diwnjfnw#yap yap yapping
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Atla live action 😐
#thats my honest reaction 😐#to be fair ive only seen 20 minutes of the s1 finale bc my parents are watching it but. mmmmm kinda mid#like. the casting is definitely an improvement since the last time they tried a live action but it feels like the writing falls flat#or maybe im being harsh bc ive only heard negative criticism on it beforehand. but fr anytime u bring up the original its already#good and not just because its the original. so much fucking detail went into it to the point of someone noticing azula wielding mai's knive#to how well thought out irohs character is used as a way of uniting the cast especially as zukos foil#i heard that sokkas sexism was toned down and i have to agree that feels like a cheap move. like i get WHY they think it would be better#but its not about how that reflects on real world its about how it affects the story. sokka starts out as a misogynistic asshole because#it makes it that much more impactful when he changes. toning that down makes it flatter and makes his character development weak#and someone pointed out they didnt even make him wear the kyoshi warrior uniform and i know it feels like such a small detail but#come on man. they did that in the original because not only does it help him really walk in their shoes - wearing 'feminine' clothing and#makeup and having suki explain its significance but it also ties in with the shows theme of harmony and intersectionality#i was also disappointed when they had the fire sages explain how the water tribe draws power from the moon because in the original it was#IROH who explained it to aang and everyone else BECAUSE we as the audience is under the impression hes with the 'bad guys'#and it builds up to how he learned from the other nations which reconciles his past as a war general and his character overall#AND its an excellent starting point for the cast and audience to understand how the nations arent as closed off as you would think#plus you would think its only fire nation doing propaganda but they expanded on that with earth kingdom censorship and it WORKS#a lot of things in the live action also feel arbitrary like. they gave momo a near death experience for 5 minutes for no reason#im firmly on the stance of bringing back filler moments instead of putting major events right after each other so that u give your#audience a sense of time passing and to really absorb the story. but i think thats more like shock value than filler and yeah its a small#thing to gripe about but those things build up and its really annoying. the thing abt avatar filler moments is that however small#its at least meaningful. hell even the beach episode emphasizes how isolated zuko and his friends are as child soldiers#i also swore to never watch the first live action since it was that bad but i really liked the stylized tattoos they used for aang#anyway. those arejust my thoughts. im not gonna watch the rest because im a ride or die for the original aftr growing up and#rewatching it at least 20 times as a kid. but theres definitely room for improvement and i wish ppl wouldnt take it as 'better' just cuz#netflix is adapting it. i wouldve killed for them to just reanimate the entire avatar series and touch NOTHING ELSE no redub#no changes to the story. just reanimate the thing and leave the rest alone and youd make easy money just the same#ALSO its very jarring not hearing jack desena and dante basco voicing sokka and zuko cause their voices were the most recognizable to me#i get that its because its live action but im allowed to feel a little sad abt that. and uncle irohs accent was really soothing#yapping
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got his ass. (P-1, not P-2. Again, spoiler embargo (for the recent update) until Thursday/Friday) 👍
Got to P-rank 4-2 (sweats), 5-3 (sweats less), Gabe2 (<3). One per layer!
I had a harder time with FP, though that’s more of skill issue, and not knowing how he works in the first place. Pinos I already knew how to beat (still beat my ass plenty. The majority of those restarts are him. Haha P-ranking, you’re funny. ...Someday~) because of speedruns. More or less.
#coral yaps#gaming#ultrakill#first p survivor#to prepare for the last one#god pinos was a bitch. i only knew how to beat him bc i hate fp more and just watching lots of pinos vids#i hear p2 is bad and it makes me sweat#i said last one i mean next one#last one is not out yet bc uh act 3 isn't out yet#i hope gabe is there throughout i love my piece of shit
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thinking about hestio/ephael and the "if we had a decent tank or healer, i wouldnt even have to talk to him" "does that mean you'll keep hanging out with me? :D" "oh, forget it". the "hey. take your arm off my head. take it off?" i love ephael being annoying to hestio without a care in the world + hestio telling him off + hestio is still always seen by his side + they're still stuck together like a set pair after 10+ years
#hestio/ephael#ill be real guys i keep yapping abt tes/hes bc hestio is just easier to write#but hestio/ephael is the OG like my shipping pilled brain was already putting them tgt in my head on my first read through#whatever dynamic i come up w for teshes is not going to be as funny as ephael actively doing shit that makes hestio tell him off#and then still sticking by his side anyway#and also the way ephael just openly goes 'so you'll spend more time with me? :D'#and also the way that you can tell that Both of them see the other as part of themselves#the whole 'if you keep being formal w us we wont be friends w you anymore' scene#hestio saying WE and speaking for ephael and ephael not objecting to that at all even tho its clearly his first time hearing abt this plan#okay !#damn i shouldve written some ephael/hestio before i started on tes/hes#its the way i had to brainwash myself into 'ok so hestio being hopelessly in love has to be a core part of his characterisation for any#of this to work'#but for ephael/hestio it's literally already right there#sniffles. i wonder how they became friends when their temperaments are so different#its also so cute how theyre so different but they share the same views on a lot of small things and important things too#peas in a pod.... but also light/dark colour scheme... waow....#the thing is that theres absolutely no central story beats that i can think of for a ephael/hestio stoty#theyre just chilling and being funny little guys#and if i bring tesilid in. wtv story im trying to tell would be much more effectively and efficiently written using a monogamous r/s#sadge.....
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man this whole stupid thing of "body count" from the manosphere is the dumbest shit
im here to tell you that no one honestly really cares and most of the time people will not bring that shit up or ask either. but even for the rare chances they do they typically dont care that much and move on to the next subject with a shrug
#and i say this as someone who chronically fucked a new person every day or damn near every day for a good handful of years#like the only real reaction i got when it was mentioned that i got that high of an amount going on was just fascination and curiosity#but it was not met with negative shit in the least#the closest thing i got was someone asking me if i ever had frequent UTIs was all ashjfjha#but trust me if you hear some guy yap yap yapin like a spooked bitch thats just on them#because in the real world not a lot will care about it in the least and i will assure you of that
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Wingman ain’t subtle.
Paring: Gojo Satoru x reader
Note ₊˚⊹♡ : This takes place when Gojo and the rest are students and you are one year senior/older than them
Gojo thinks today is a bad day.
“y/n-senpai apparently only dates guys older than her” Shoko says she sucks the drink from the straw. As much as she’d like to be smoking, it wasn’t allowed on campus.
The lollipop in Gojo’s mouth falls to the ground which makes Geto snort.
“Sucks to you Satoru.” He comments. “If only you were born a year or two before you’d have a chance.”
Gojo winches as he looks over to Shoko with eyes pleading that she was lying “For real?”
“Yeah.” Shoko and you shared being gifted with Reverse Cursed Technique so they’d spend a lot of time training together so the two were close.
Ever since he learned that fact, Gojo had Shoko be his wing man on learning to be and also learn about your type. She was hesitant at fist but oh boy! Gojo was so hopelessly in love with you she kinda felt bad. Shoko adds. “She thinks older guy make her feel protected.”
Gojo huffs, his stomach churns with jealousy. “I’m literally the strongest…” who else would you need to feel protected?
To add on the fact that learning about him having no chance with you because of the year he was born — ‘Satoru was spawn killed.’ Geto would add— he and his classmates had forgotten to put up a veil during a mission which triggered Yaga’s, their teacher in charge, wrath.
Yaga takes in a deep breath“How many times do I have to tell you to put up a veil ?!”
Gojo really couldn’t careless as his teacher yaps away and probably neither did both of his two friends. He could see Geto nod at times as if acting like he was taking Yaga’s word to heart and with Shoko dozing off with her eyes open.
He does his best to fight back a yawn as something suddenly grabs his attention. You. His eyes trail to you ,who was a year senior to him, walking along the hallway, revealed by the long strip of windows between the classroom and hall. Gojo thinks you’re the loveliest piece of existence in the planet as you gently tug a piece of hair behind as you talk with Utahime.
Feeling a piercing gaze — or maybe it was Yaga’s shouts— you look over inside the class as meet your eyes with beautiful vibrant blue ones of your junior, Gojo Satoru’s.
When you give him a smile and a small wave, you weren’t expecting him to straight up beam at your direction and full on wave as if a kid would wave at an airplane passing by.
Of course this angered Yaga further as a nerve pops on his forehead and hands clenched. “Pay attention, Satoru!” He swings his fist at the boy.
The impact of his teacher’s fist on him sends him flying. If he weren’t such a good student he would have actually used his limitless to block such hits but alas— it may not look like it but he was. “Sensei—! Hitting your students should be against the law.”
He sees Geto sent him an amused smirk and Shoko,who finally woke up, trying to figure out what was happening and to his horror, you were giggling at him. Not many things can make Gojo feel embarrassed but his crush laughing at him when he got hit was one of it.
Yup-! That’s exactly what he needed; his crushing laughing as he gets beat up and lectured by his teacher. His day was going fan-tas-tic!
The day goes on with with the remaining classes. Evening classes were usually training so Shoko was in infirmary with Gojo and Geto on the training grounds but one thing bother Gojo was that the ‘hit’ from Yaga earlier did leave an impact. The back of his head a aching and even made him jump when Geto applied the slightest bit of pressure.
Call him dramatic but he didn’t want the ache to go on further so there he was on his way to the infirmary. He really needed Shoko to patch him up.
He slides the door open as he starts to complain. “Shoko heal me up. Yaga’s hit really did some damage on me”
“You’re hurt?”
Hearing a voice which wasn’t Shoko’s and with almost a magic like ability to make his heart race grabbed his attention. He turns to see you who was near the storage cabinet as if you were arranging something.
“I- uhh…” Suddenly his throat constricted and he couldn’t speak. His face heats up as you tilt your head waiting for an answer as he clears his throat. “Just a bit, y/n.”
“Shoko is out though. She got called to assist in a mission. ” You smile as you sit on a near by chair, pulling another chair beside.
You smile at him as you pat the chair beside yours indicating him to sit down there which makes him tense up slightly but he does as told. “Also you should be calling me ‘senpai’. Utahime-senpai was complaining that youth these days have no manner.”
You laugh. “Now tell me where you’re hurt.”
He sits beside you as he tilts his head and points at his sore spot. “Here.”
Gojo watches you raise your hand and inspect his heat, the places where your fingers grazes heats up which makes him gulp deeply. You laugh as you see a swelling on his head. “Wow- Sensei really did hit you hard…”
The white haired boy relaxes as he he feels the calming sensation on his head which means you were using your technique of healing him. “Does age really matter that much?”
You hum as if thinking through your answer. “Of course. Even a year older means you’ve been in this world for a year longer. That in itself is commendable enough.”
“I heard from Shoko that you like guys older…” Gojo says no longer trying to contain the jealousy in his voice. “Is it because of the same reason?”
Gojo watches your eyes widen and blink in confusion; he thinks any expression you make is so so adorable. You then proceed to giggle. “Just because I dated people who are older than me doesn’t mean I have a type.”
Damn that Shoko probably messed around with her wording. Gojo curses as the girl made it seem you would only date guys older than her.
“For example…” You hum as you bring your finger up to your lips. “Right now I like a guy who is younger than me who never respects his elder.”
Hearing her words, every restrain in his body breaks free and Gojo stands up from his seat ; before he knows it his lips are on yours. He hold your face in place, cupping both side of his cheeks.
Gojo kisses you. Your lips are softer than he imagined it to be and when you let out a small moan he deepens it, stronger and desperate as if trying to memorize every inch of you.
He brings one of his hands to the back of your head, as he runs his hands through your hair. His lips keep moving as if he had lost his mind; deep and urgent as if he couldn’t waste a single second.
Out of breath, he pulls away and looks at you who was breathing heavily and lips slightly plump from his desperate tugs and bites. He watches the same lips curl into a smile as you give him a teasing smile. “Also tell Shoko to quit being your wing man,Satoru. She isn’t quite subtle about it.”
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