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if I don’t draw these two for too long I literally burst into flames
#good omens fanart#Aziraphale#aj crowley#ineffable husbands#my art#now this is a piece thats never seen the light of day. i remember immediately hating it upon finishing it but 2 yrs later its fine#the art recycling continues#i have nothing new to offer#crowley is not a constrictor snake hopefully#i was trying to think of a funny or sweet or impactful caption for thirty minutes and i literally could not come up with anything#anyways they are probably the reason i am alive tbh
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not to make you all look at this again but...
#i have nothing new to offer#i just like posting this gif#mainly because i like looking at it#because...wow those sure are some pretty eyes#typewriter dings
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in honor of N7 day, i’m sharing my mass effect fics!!!
things we lost in the fire
“What was it like being dead?” Sober, it would be a weighty question, but now it comes out like he’s asking about how that last mission went or something along those lines.
“I’m not sure.” Her voice is soft, something between a sigh and a whisper. “I like to think it was nice. Maybe, because it wasn’t.”
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Garrus finds Commander Shepard more than a little drunk after she searched the wreckage of the first Normandy by herself.
(takes place after the mission where shepard explores the normandy wreck, because i thought it was a great place to dive into her head)
after the fire, new maps are drawn
“It’s not fair —" Shepard's voice cracks and she turns her head even more so all Garrus can see is the side of her cheek and the sharp curve of her nose. “I should’ve died all those times ago, but I’m still here and so many others are gone, and that’s not fair —"
“Can’t you accept that maybe, just maybe you deserve to live?”
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or, against all odds Nyx Shepard survives the blast from the Crucible and must decide what that means
or, the Normandy crew picks up the pieces shattered by the Reaper war
or, yet another Mass Effect 3 fixit fic
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i could write something about how much this series has come to mean to me despite only playing it through a year ago, but i am at work right now and putting off all the emails i need to go through so maybe later lmao
#mass effect#shakarian#n7 day#n7 day 2022#i have nothing new to offer#so im bringing back my old fics in case i have new followers :3c#and YES all you stranger thigns people im STILL WORKING on my hellcheer fic#i really wanna get the next chapter up this month its gonna happen
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So I've been playing Baldur's Gate 3
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I have a few more from this set and I couldnt decide if I should post or not???
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
#Me: are these posts too repetitive?? Also Me: u literally posting free tiddies. The more the merrier.#I have nothing new to offer today bc ouchy and sad but hoping the end of the week will hold more opportunities#These gloves were so much fun. I do love a funky lil accessory or two#cheeky#satans knitwear#girls with piercings#alt pinup#pinup girl#pretty lingerie#Underbust corset#Black lace lingerie
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#hello to my new followers / mutuals#i have nothing to offer#if you followed me and i didnt follow you back pls tell me#bg3#astarion#baldur's gate astarion#baldurs gate 3#bg3 gifs#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate astarion#astarion gifs#videogame gifs#bw gif#my edits
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pieck chan and bertoto 💜
(they're siblings. and persian. I make the rules)
#Pieck Finger#Bertholdt Hoover#SNK#AOT#Attack on Titan#Shingeki no Kyojin#art#my art#fanart#sketch#drawing#digital art#i kinda don't really like those anymore but i have nothing new to offer you so
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happy bday kks <3
#reposting this bartender kakashi from last year's novel game djsajdsa i have nothing new to offer sry been busy#kakashi#kakashihatake#au
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i think to really understand hera (and, by extension, her relationship with eiffel) you have to recognize that she values the same things he does. hera works harder than eiffel does because she has to, because more is riding on her doing her job, because the bare minimum she's allowed to get away with and not have everyone die horribly is... still kind of a lot of work, all of the time. and even then, she does the bare minimum when she can. she cuts corners she probably shouldn't. she hates drudge work. and she really hates being told what to do.
eiffel and hera are both prisoners on the hephaestus - and that they're the only two who really know they weren't given a choice is central to their bond as well - but, at the same time. eiffel both embodies and extends to hera a kind of freedom she wants very much. no one else has ever made room for her to goof off or wanted to talk to her about nothing, just wanted to hear her voice, just wanted to make her laugh. wanted to hang out with her and talk, just for a little while, even as he's falling asleep after days without rest.
that's what draws her to eiffel. "you hate rules as much as i do, don't you, doug?" because the first time she ever speaks to him, it's while he's clamoring around in the dark, clearly no idea what he's doing, not having paid attention to anything about the station or the mission or, of course, the rules. because she tells him about the contraband cigarettes floating out of his pocket and makes a point of keeping it a shared secret. she likes those things about him.
#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#hera wolf 359#eiffera#i don't know. sometimes people want to girlbossify hera so bad#and she is very smart. and capable of so much.#but it's like. what cutter mistakes for ambition in hera is mostly just a desire to survive and be treated with basic respect#and she has to work a lot harder for that than other people do. and she shouldn't have to#and eiffel really does. create that space. in small ways but also#because he values her as a person and wants to be around her and her productivity could not be less important to him#this is why they need minkowski btw#in spirit eiffel and hera are minkowski's slacker roommates and she is begging both of them to get real jobs#also:#i still think a lot about hera only ever calling eiffel 'doug' when he can't hear her. and how#unlike with a lot of other characters. there's never a later moment where she calls him by his first name in a Meaningful Way#i have. some thoughts about that maybe.#i just. think about this a lot. how much eiffel and hera are a refuge for each other and how lucky that is#because i'm really not sure either of them would've made it without the comfort they offer each other and the faith they have in each other#nothing new but. they love each other very much and i love them
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"Genius Invokation TCG" The Forge Realm's Temper: Clever Strategems
〓Event Duration〓
Available throughout the entirety of Version 4.1
〓Event Rewards〓
〓Eligibility〓
Adventure Rank 32 or above
Complete Archon Quest Prologue: Act III "Song of the Dragon and Freedom"
And complete the World Quest "Battlefield of Dice, Cats, and Cards"
〓Event Details〓
● After the event starts, Travelers can go to Prince at The Cat's Tail to select stages to challenge.
● This event includes 4 stages and each stage has its distinctive challenge rules.
● In each stage, Travelers can configure different parameters, including stage difficulty, the health of opponents, and the number of rounds to complete the challenge within.
● After completing the challenge, points will be obtained based on the parameters selected. Achieving the required scores will allow Travelers to claim the corresponding rewards.
#genshin impact#genshin impact updates#genshin impact news#official#genius invokation tcg#i think i just don't have the energy to understand tcg#there are a lot of words and i can't process them well enough to figure out what works#and until i can main alhaitham there is nothing tcg can offer me that can make it worth my time
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#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#everysanji#thriller bark#ch464#i think. okay sorry for dragging this out over multiple panels but i do not care#but anyway i think. this scene and confrontation could have been a really good moment for sanji#to develop his motivation and characterization wrt nami specifically#rather than fueling the pervy side of his character it could have brought about a righteous justice#at someone he cares about being violated in this way by a stranger. you know. instead of implying he wants to be the one#doing the violating. truly one of the moments why i question why i like him#honestly any other option for this scene would have worked.#i know it ends up not going anywhere beyond more peeping tom jokes but godddddddd#on my hands and knees begging you to be normal oda....#i have heard he's better in the opla but i havent seen it yet.#maybe i should watch it with my gf. what do we think gamers#she knows nothing about op should i make her. i'm sure i'll end up watching aeon flux or smth in exchange with her#<- ignore that i literally offered to watch it with her over new years but shit happened and it fell through
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Happy New Years, my beloveds. I love you all and I'm very proud of you as the darling little individuals that you are. kisses you all on the forehead. You're doing fantastic . look forward with hope, starlings. we've got this!!
#exli speaks#<- ioma little drunk#which is strange because ive never been drunk before and i didnt even drink that much#ive drank more than this BEFORE and felt nothing#soooo hm! teehee#its not unwelcome just confusing#and its funny to try to function like a normal person like this#im sure ill wake up and be like ohhhhhhh how embarrassing#but i think its quite lovely to experience all life has to offer in little increments#what a darling cute bodily experience#dont stay up too late all of you!#happy new years have fun mwah ah goodnight sweetlings
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what you’ve got to understand about working conditions in education (and also other care-oriented careers) is that if they’re shit, two things are true at once:
that does not ever excuse being cruel to a kid, no matter what
until those conditions are fixed, education will continue to suck absolute shit
this is because when working conditions for teachers are really bad, many of the good teachers who recognize when they are reaching a point where they can no longer be the sort of teacher the kids deserve due to burnout WILL quit. they will do the responsible thing and go away for their own sake and the sake of the kids. and you end up stuck w a combination of new teachers who are trying their best but won’t last long, burnt out teachers who are trying their best but have nothing left to give and therefore aren’t very effective at actually teaching, and cockroach shitheads who take out their misery on the kids.
we have all had terrible experiences with bad teachers, many of them flat out traumatic, but for fuck’s sake please try to look at the systemic underpinnings of the problem for one minute. spitefully declaring that teachers don’t deserve good working conditions or even the right to complain about bad working conditions because ms. whoever in 5th grade was a bitch is only going to create more of her. if you want good teachers then we need an education system they can survive in
#i get so irritated w the post where like.#95% of it is a good post and then at the end op is like WAAAHHH teachers are complaining about burnout on my post about a bad teacher#like yeah no shit. if the field of education wasnt so hostile to everyone who works in it maybe they could have found a better teacher to#replace that motherfucker with. and then she would not be there to bother the kids any more.#as someone who Has had traumatic experiences w bad teachers.#its scary enough walking into a field i know is pretty much built to chew new teachers up and spit us out#hoping to be able to survive it long enough to do some good and be the kind of teacher i needed as a kid#without people acting as though it is some sort of crime for teachers to want. like. basic human dignity at work and enough money to survive#even people who are nominally pro-workers rights#you guys have no fucking idea how bad the situation is in schools right now#the reason bad teachers didnt get fired perhaps USED to be tenure#but nowadays its the fact that its rare for a school to be fully staffed *at all* bc so many teachers quit or died#so they'll hire and keep absolutely fucking anyone simply because the alternative is No Teacher. and an empty classroom#full of kids who wont learn anything except that the system doesnt even care about them enough to put a teacher in the room.#i have gotten job offers ON SIGHT from principals who know nothing about me and im literally not even legally qualified to teach yet#like before even telling them my name lmao#and im sure everyone else in town who expresses any interest in teaching whatsoever gets the same.
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I love Ceren Nightchant but the thing that confuses me about him is that whenever I say "Ceren Nightchant" I don't know WHICH one I'm talking about. Like of course there is no other Ceren, but after the tutorial update he was the only character that got a personality upgrade so major it's as if Ceren WAS two completely different people. Like if someone came up to me and said "Actually his name is Schmeren and he's Ceren's younger brother they just typed in his name wrong during the update" that would actually be believable because of how DIFFERENT the personality shift was
AND THIS ISN'T A BAD THING in fact I think I actually like New "Anti Skeleton Pirate" Ceren Nightchant better than the old one IN REGARDS TO HIS NEW PERSONALITY!!! Like I will always have a special love for Old "Greetings :)" Ceren Nightchant but that's only because of Nostalgia and completely untrue facts about him I made up in my head. Unfortunately pre-update Ceren Nightchant doesn't have that much going for him in terms of how interesting he is in comparison to the new one where they gave us like a whole heaping plate of characterization and nuance to his character
With Malorn it's different because he actually has a backstory. Like he's Important to the lore. He doesn't have like any screentime but just his story ALONE is enough to spin off completely into new exciting territory; we don't NEED anything else to hook us in because Malorn already has a hook, his relationships with his fellow teachers and students + his status as a powerful Necromancer + Malistaire's legacy affecting him.
Meanwhile Ceren Nightchant was a blank slate. We know he was in Unicorn Way for some reason despite not living there, not being a trained guard in handling the Twilight Zone situation, he was Just There and I think that's the only One Single Thing that was interesting about him.
And even though that still technically is the case with the new Ceren, LOOK AT HOW HE IS NOW. He's a CLOWN, a kind, happy, ridiculously powerful and intelligent clown who has a weird intolerance for undead pillagers and seems to get along great with our character!!! That's not like, groundbreaking lore like with Malorn or even Duncan, but idk there's just something so fresh and funny and exciting about this new bouncy iteration of a character we've known nothing about for like the past 20 years
So like in terms of nostalgia and personal headcanons, Greetings Nightchant will always be special to me but in terms of like being an actual character with more of a role in the story and a fresher dynamic with the characters around him, SkeLeTaL pIrAtEs Nightchant will be no. 1 for me
#like old ceren nightchant talks to us and thats it. he says hello and good luck and we never see him again#new ceren is apparently good friend with the unicorn way lady and is actually somewhat of a skilled tactician and fighter#(from what ive seen. its been like 6 years since ive played the game so i could be wrong)#but like new ceren is more like cemented in the story more than old ceren if that makes sense#new ceren actually talks to people. he has a place in the story and he moves it along. he's useful to the plot and he belongs there#old ceren doesnt feel like that to me imo. he feels like a spectre just floating in the plot to offer us ominous advice for a sec#hes just like too detached for me. like if you took old ceren out of the original script nothing would change#he doesnt have any impact on us or anything storywise. he's just kinda there#AND THATS FINE IM NOT DISSING ON OLD CEREN. HE'S COOL JUST KINDA USELESS#new ceren feels more like a friend of the wizard's and is easier to bond with because he actually has emotions#i still dont actually know which one i refer to when i say 'ceren nightchant' cuz its still confusing#im used to old ceren more but i like new ceren more so im like '???????'#wizard101#w101#wiz101#text posts#ceren nightchant
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GUYS IM SO SORRY I DID MAKE A NEW YEAR'S DRAWING BUT MY PHONE BLOCKED ONG
Have this as a gift 😭
A wip i couldn't finish :(
#tbhk#jshk#toilet bound hanako kun#artwork#drawing#roy anata#tbhk art#jshk art#tbhk fanart#jshk fanart#kou minamoto#minamoto kou#tsukasa yugi#yugi tsukasa#new year#am sorry#i have nothing to offer#😭
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Personally speaking if I had to pick one rairpair out of the entire hellaverse I would want to see canon it would be Velvette x Verosica but man it is going to be the most lavish, fluffy, intensely intimate, passionate, rancid & disastrous 24/7 trending full blown shitstorm hell has ever seen I don't think anyone is going to be ready. Not even these two. Dear god especially not these two.
Man Verosica is just 2 for 1 on short gremlin kings who are also coincidentally emotionally constipated walking talking sacks of untreated mental illnesses wrapped up in 3 layers of intimacy issues isn't she but hey at least this one's pretty much guaranteed never to steal your credit card for horse riding lessons and most definitely won't be caught one ring down in wrath in the middle of fuck knows where with said credit card so.... yay improvement?
#and unlike the last one - they don't talk about the last one -#She likes how effortlessly confident Velvette is with everything she works with and how little she has to worry about their relationship#when she's around her#ofc the gradual loss of autonomy and general sense of self is a whole other thing and she definitely doesn't need to think about it ever-#-cause her stunningly hot drop-dead gorgeous filthy rich and famous girlfriend just designed her 10 new fashion lines for her new tour-#-without her even asking-#-and they're gonna live stream the best date she's ever going to have in the fanciest restaurant the pride rings has to offer.#she's never felt this adored & safe & content in satin knows how long she is getting herself trashed every other saturday and STILL#manages to look flawless for every magazine by morning#& Velvette tells her they look so hot together every time they take a selfie as she pulls her waist & face & hair & neck into her side#like she's ready to swallow her whole#they spoil each other with gifts & praises and shit talking ppl behind their back#and absolutely nothing between them ever went wrong#hazbin hotel shitposts#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel velvette#I remember having a headcannon that Velvette sends every single girl/boyfriend(toy) she has ever had to Valentino after she dumps them.#sometimes she'll even throw in a personal recommendation#Velvette is dead quiet about the breakup this time around#Valentino - for once in his life- knows better to ask#Verosika never came to pentegram city to do live shows since#angst#I suppose#which is probably all my 2 neurons are good for past 9 pm
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