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ptieuca · 3 months

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#bangel #bangeledit #btvsedit #btvs #buffy summers #angel #buffysource #dailybtvs #filmtv #this scene holy fuck #buffy embraced every single facet of angel #she trusted him with her entire being #that's ultimately what drove angel to lose his soul #someone who was self loathing for a century and then found a purpose and a person who not only understood but accepted him #i hate the clause #but you can't deny how beautifully tragic it is that buffy is his perfect happiness #anyway they're soulmates #i shall ship them until the very end #just like the almighty queen smg

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serendippertyy · 1 year

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HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS with a redraw, dunno if it's the best thing I've drawn but whatever I love him with my entire being 🎄❤️

#I DONT WANT CHRISTMAS TO BE OVER ☹️😭#i hate the dead zone between christmas and new years 🫠#artists on tumblr #the santa clause #the santa clause 2 #bernard the elf #my art

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bernardsdreads · 1 year

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Hot Chocolate and Love

Bernard the elf x f!elf!reader • fluff • Bernard take care about the reader because she feel sick • kisses • shy f!reader • boyfriend!Bernard • first Bernard fanfic..please don’t be to hard👉🏼👈🏼

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"Do you feel better?" ask Bernard while he touch your forehead with his handpalm, you shake your head and cough "Hmm, my poor angel" he sit soft next to you on bed "Here, I had hot chocolate for you..Judy made it for you actually but..yeah" he giggle soft and hold out, you grab it and drink a little sip "it’s perfect as always.." you say shy, even Bernard was your boyfriend it’s still hard not to be shy in his near. "I had to go again, you know, Curtis is not the best with all the things here.." he roll his eyes "..and the thing with the handbook" he sigh "..however, I’ll come later back to see you.." he lean to you and kiss you soft "..I love you, y/n".

You hear a voice, so familiar, so gentle, then a touch on your cheek, it’s lips..his lips. You open your eyes and blush immediately "B-Bernard.." you whisper shy "hey my marshmallow" he say so soft and smile so sweet that almost faint, you blush more, you whisper so quietly that it’s impossible to understand you, he smile brighter "what I doing here? I missed you, I missed your smile and your eyes.." he remove the blanket and lay next to you "..and your voice.." he put the blanket on you both and pull you soft in his arm "..oh, and I missed the way you blushing when I am in your near" his lips kiss yours so soft while his hand grab yours and hold it. You feeling like you flying away and this is always the same when Bernard kiss you, it feels like millions years later when you open your eyes again and saw his hazel eyes look at you "Will you ever stop being nervous and shy in my near?“ he ask and giggle soft "umm..I don’t know, should I?" you ask with a smile but a bit insecure inside, he shake his head with a gentle smile "no, never my marshmallow" he say when his lips again close with yours

You pull away from the kiss "Bernard my muffin, I am sick we shouldn’t kiss" you blush like a little child when you said this and hide your face behind your hands "yeah, you’re right marshmallow..but it’s so hard" he stroke your cheek while his eyes still look deep into yours "I hope you gettin better soon, are you sure I shouldn’t call the doc?" you nod "yes, I am sure, i am totally good as long you are here" you snuggle on him and close your eyes "I should bring you more hot chocolate" he say worried "Muffin.." you mumbling sleepy "yes marshmallow?" he answer soft and stroke your cheek still, you mumbling more sleepy "if i drink one more hot chocolate i will have hot chocolate blood.." you giggle sleepy and fall asleep, he smile bright "I love you so much y/n" you both fall almost asleep as someone knocking on door "Bernard?!" it’s Curtis and you both sight annoyed and giggle immediately together.

#joel glicker #michael eckman #charlie eppes #bernard the elf #david krumholtz #numb3rs #the santa clause #the santa clauses #10 things i hate about you #bernard x reader #Bernard the elf fanfiction

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justalineinasong · 1 year

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dont get me wrong i love bernard the elf with my whole heart, but i strongly believe all david krumholtz characters deserve the same love we have given bernard! Barry Schweiber from Freaks and Geeks?? CHIEFS KISS! Charlie Eppes?? What I would do for that man!! Micheal Eckman? The actual love of my life! Don't even get me started on Bruno Verma or Ben from Slums of Beverly Hills! Billy Kulchak is the sweet guy-

#david krumholtz #bernard the elf #freaks and geeks #the santa clauses #10 things i hate about you #numb3rs #90s films #90s actors

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geeshiewiley · 13 days

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My most controversial opinion is that between euphoria and dune i dont really fuck w zendaya

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nazmazh · 17 days

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Okay, so hear me out, here.

Ideas for the new/relocated Utah hockey team that was the Coyotes:

They're reborn from the ashes of a failed/dead, franchise? What else is famously reborn from its own ashes?

Hence: the Utah Phoenixes

Eh? Eh?

Okay, fine, that probably won't do.

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Okay, so how about looking to the state reptile for inspiration? The noble Gila Monster.

Probably shorten to just the Utah Monsters for better cadence

[This joke being that one of the Coyote's former arenas was "Gila River" arena. That one was probably a little less obvious than "Phoenixes"]

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Okay, so, I see the problem is that we keep stumbling into invoking the specters of the past [Specters/Spirits/Phantoms - Not the worst ideas I've heard, btw].

Let's maybe focus on the iconic desert landscapes, invoking the common heritage there.

The Utah Buttes / Utah Beauts

Look, I know that I'm doing a lot of joking around here, but I'm honestly legitimately proud of that play on words.

And "Beaut!"/"Beauty!" feels like such a classic hockey term, y'know?

Sadly, probably would be too much hesitation for big, manly NHLers to be officially a "Beaut".

That being said, if a professional Womens'-League team ever expands to SLC - There you go, that's a solid name for your team right there.

I kind of like the cadence of it all, still - How about Utah Brutes? Does that feel more workable?

How about Utah Beasts - Especially if ever partnered with aforementioned "Beauts" female team - ("Beauts" and "Beasts", eh? Eh?!)

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Okay, last one that actually just came to me in the shower, and I'm actually a little bit more serious about this:

Looking for iconic, usually animals, of the region the team is in, that aren't already taken by other team names.

"Home on the Range" could help here: Pronghorns/Antelopes are an iconic species of the prairies/desert - Lethbridge's university teams use that name, though. But that's less an obstacle to say Buffalo/Bison (which do have a presence there) - Because the Sabres use them in their iconography.

"Deer" might be a bit too generic [not to mention the Bucks have that brand, basically] - Elk is the State mammal, but Edmonton's CFL team already has that claim.

So… other iconic desert animals, not already used in team names/logos?

How about hares/jackrabbits?

Probably not the type of animal iconography you wish to necessarily evoke, though.

Positives include speed, supposed cleverness. "Madness" might be a thing to jokingly play up?

But they fundamentally are still a relatively small prey animal.

But (And I swear, I am going somewhere with this),

With the Seattle Kraken, we've leaned into cryptids being a valid name [ETA: . Heck one of the potential names the ownership group seems to be actively considering is "Yeti".

So, what if we combined the pronghorn and hare ideas, yeah?

But (And I swear, I am going somewhere with this),

With the Seattle Kraken, we've leaned into cryptids being a valid name. [See Also: The Jersey Devil - Which is what New Jersey's name is inspired by. Not, y'know, the ruler of hell, despite their branding all leaning into the "cartoon red devil"-style.]

Heck one of the potential names the ownership group seems to be actively considering is "Yeti".

So, what if we combined the pronghorn and hare ideas, yeah?

You see where I'm going with this, right?

The Utah Jackalopes

Or possibly Utah Jacks for better cadence and all their branding is jackalope-related.

I'm actually not-entirely joking on this one. I think you could actually lean into something really fun with this one.

#Arizona coyotes #Utah/SLC hockey team name TBD #NHL #team name ideas #joking around #but honestly I'd love if they said 'fuck it' and went with one of my silly suggestions here #seriously though - I'd be 1000% behind them using 'Jacks'/ 'Jackalopes'#I don't hate how 'Utah Outlaws' rolls off the tongue #'Utah Blizzard' feels too generic y'know?#(and yes I believe it will be 'Utah' and not 'Salt Lake City' because of a clause in some deal with the state for funding help for their bi #and subsequent relocation. Though SLC would be pretty unwieldy to say in a team name.#Leaning into the same theme as the Jazz (ie: a music style that's not really associated with Utah) you *could* do 'SLC Punks' :P #Everyone's been making that joke - I like it but definitely can't take credit for it)]

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cowplant-pizza · 8 months

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i AM one of those bitches that is already excited for christmas im SORRY OK (no but seriously im kinda not???? let me enjoy my warm fuzzy feelings in peace ok ty)

#i 100% thank the santa clause film w tim allen for making me forever love christmas #it brings me so much joy #the second september hits i am counting down the days #yes i am gothy x punky x rocky x grungey #but the uk halloween is tacky af #i hate it #not a fan #its cold and windy and rainy and all i ever remember #is having sore feet and cold hands and wet hair #and not enough candy to make up for my sensory overload #naaah christmas is where its at #ive already lost one grandma #so let me fuckin enjoy the heck out of these last few christmases with my last grandpa and grandma #the christmas celebrations are already happening inside of me!!!!!!#dad already brought home mince pies #i have had the carols on #let me BE

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someheroescarryfloss · 6 months

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Thoughts on Episode 3

Okay, then! Magnus Antos is officially my favorite, and seems more like an antagonist than a villain. Did you see how he was with the 'cocoa' vendor? He was nice to her! "Your...shame...is safe with us." Seriously, though, someone report that, because that's just begging for a case of food poisoning. I really think he's a good guy who happens to have a bit of a temper, and he's getting some REALLY bad advice from his little Gnome companion.

This new Easter Bunny...okay, I like him, but not the continuity errors. Apparently he was also the EB from way-back-when? I don't see how that fits, unless they trade off or something. He's clearly a different character altogether, and not the same individual recast. Maybe we just won't get an explanation? IDK. And I don't know about the whole egg bit. Funny, yes, but also...that came from his butt? Eugh...

I heard the line "That song slappeth!" and wondered to myself if the writers spend some time on Tumblr gauging the public's opinions, and picked up on some of the lingo. Don't try to be 'hip with the kids', guys. That never goes well.

Things are getting interesting with Cal and Sandra! I have a theory that Cal would be a good Santa, once he hits his stride, but he needs Sandra to fly the sleigh. Santa-Scott always seems to have a copilot, so that's nothing new. Maybe Sandra is supposed to be the next Christmas Witch when La Befana retires? How old is she, anyway? Hmm. But they seem to be setting her up as her successor.

Maybe I'm being too harsh on the girl, but I really don't like Riley. Yeah, your boyfriend missed your birthday, but he doesn't exactly live around the corner and isn't being thoughtless. He wanted to visit her on her birthday, but Scott wouldn't let him. How is that his fault? Yeah, Cal is clueless, dropping in when he does, but...breaking up over that? Saying she wanted him to dust her so that she'd forget she ever met him? I might have said a naughty word there...

Seems to me that Riley kind of liked Cal, but was more dazzled by the whole "My boyfriend is the next Santa" thing, and when the reality of what it would be like to be with someone who had those responsibilities set in, she bailed. She broke his little heart, and I just wanna SLAP her!

So...all in all, I think the episode was actually pretty good, but continuity errors bug me to no end (almost as if the writers don't actually CARE about the characters and are just in it for the paycheck) and Riley is not my favorite.

#Ooc #The Santa Clauses #Season 2 Episode 3 #I didn't hate it!#But it certainly isn't perfect.

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ghastulitory · 1 year

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James Bond movies will really be like: Hello Mr. Bond My name is Vagina Queefston and here are the files that prove that the British government created semen.

#james bond #octopussy #I hate James Bond so much it's unreal #kill james bond #kjbp #philosophy tube #I've only just now realized that the initials for the kill james bond podcast are kjb #I'm watching Tim Allen's santa clause movie rn and it's unreal how much I hate that fucker. holy shit what a miserable and vile little guy

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secretlythatsme · 3 months

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anyway dc x dp is my new fixation hell and i've had so many ideas for aus but one that's really sticking with me is a classic "danny has to run away to gotham because his home is no longer safe" au where danny is explicitly looking for other ghosts or at the very least is pulled to gotham because there are so many of them there.

he flies around for a while and finds this manor and he can sense so many nice ghosts! so he just. goes there! and stays! and this can be human danny showing up at their door injured or it can be ghost danny just flying in but regardless, the waynes would never turn him away. bruce would get suspicious absolutely, but he's seen enough traumatized abused kids to know the signs. thomas and martha? they think this new ghost kid is adorable!!

there could be angst sure but idk i love the idea of danny getting hurt by his parents or the giw and being so wary of more humans, and this place full of friendly ghosts would be so enticing. ghosts that don't try to immediately wreck his shit? ghosts that get territorial but are also extremely welcoming and have a habit of letting new kids into their haunt? the batfam who've dealt with the paranormal before and wouldn't give a shit? that's a normal tuesday for them babes. like please, danny just found heaven and it's in gotham.

despite all the "batfam adopts danny" aus i've seen, i rarely see people mention the ghosts of dead family members who would absolutely still be there and would definitely want to help danny :(

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mistbyenjoy · 5 months

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Thinking about this Bernard cutout that my friend made me last year that just kinda sits in the corner of my room. Sometimes when I’m angry I throw him at my ceiling fan (hence why he’s slowly falling apart). He also has a big ass bite mark on his head (please don’t ask why)

#bernard the elf #the santa clause #bernard the head elf #i hate him

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snailsandpuppy-dogtails · 1 year

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Bernard you salty bitch

Glad to see you continued to play salty bitches

#the santa clause #btw JUST got that title's pun #who thought children would understand that!?#10 things i hate about you #david krumholtz

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awellreadmannequin · 3 days

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Love that:

1. Canada has a ‘get out of upholding civil rights free’ card in the form of the Notwithstanding clause

2. The man who will very likely be our next prime minister has publicly indicated his intention to use it to violate the rights and freedoms of prisoners, thereby justifying its current and contested use by Saskatchewan to deny civil rights to trans kids and Quebec to clamp down on religious liberty. Makes me feel patriotic.

#claire thoughts #I was having this convo with friends recently #and like canadians dont realize how fucking fragile our ‘civil rights’ are #the notwithstanding clause allows parliament to ignore charter rights #for literally any reason #bad country #hate it here

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safyresky · 1 year

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It's a shame Jack wasn't around in the second movie, because I would've LOVED to see what his take on the "name change for Tooth Fairy" debate is.

Does he agree with the rest of the Council just to disagree with Scott? Does he agree with the name change to bother the rest of the Council? Is he the one guy who'd be like "Roy's a good one, I like that one!" just to stir the pot? I DON'T KNOW! BUT I SURE WANNA KNOW!

#the santa clause 2 #the santa clause 3 #tsc #tsc2 #tsc3 #jack frost #i want him to agree just to disagree with santa #but him agreeing with scott on this one thing is SO FUNNY #ONLY FOR JACK TO BE LIKE “the one santa hates the most is the one i like best >:)”#IT IS SOME KINDA FRIDAY OVER HERE AT SAFYRESKY INDUSTRIES #WHAT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S TAKE ON THIS HOT OFF THE PRESS ISSUE??#text #dani speaks

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unopenablebox · 10 months

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does the fact that maybe.... 25-50% of the time, i seem to be much, much better at rhetoric and message-crafting than anyone else in the room [union meeting] i am in, indicate that i have a moral duty to go full-time union organizer and be really all-in on Comms and Messaging

#what if i hate 1. anything that smacks of Advertisement and 2. social media #it's just that sometimes it's very clear that no one has ever said #''so what value‚ that we know the people we're speaking to hold‚#is this extremely vague philosophical benefit that we claim is a reason to support us supposed to actually cash out to''#and once you do that. you can actually write something using that point. because you have figured out why the fuck you are saying it #box opener #now you would not anticipate from my sentence structure here that i am actually good at rhetoric #but that's because i just spent the better part of several hours trying to compress several novel and underarticulated points #into a series of snappy yet interlocking 1-minute speeches for a moderately hostile audience #and now i have to do 9pm labwork. so i have nothing left for arranging clauses for you in a way that is sensible &not merely grammatical.#i'm actually not sure if this is really a capacity specific to Messaging or if it's just the most obvious to me as a trait no one else has #when we are Messaging. because Messaging makes people stupid #and the rest of the time things hook back up into real information enough that people besides me notice whether things make any sense.

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avenirdelight · 1 year

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TERMINATION OF WHAT

#HOW DID A LOAN WITH NO BUY OPTION CLAUSE BECAME TERMINATION OF CONTRACT??#SHUT UP #I HATE THIS SO MUCHHH #I’M SO UPSET I’M SO SAD #LOAN LIMIT LOLLLLL TOTTENHAM SILLYSPURS #AND GETTING 0 MONEY FROM THIS?? THEY SACRIFICED HIM JUST LIKE THAT??#matt doherty #spurs #news

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