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yearningsaphic · 8 months
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beatcroc · 1 month
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Would love to hear your thoughts on/interpretation of Brick :)
my actual most pressing thought about brick is im distraught more people don't realize he [and gustavo] are every bit as much a kirby reference as they are a mario reference
look at him!!! look!!! his name is RICK.
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you dont know him??? youve forgotten him??? my beloved son??? rick the hamster?? rick was quite literally what got me into the kirby series so i have very strong convictions about him.
aside from that i mean. well. he is a rat. i'm not sure how much there is to "interpret" here fgjjgffgh. i do at least have a minor hc that the Giant Fuckin Rats like that only come from the tower. tower rats just built different. built six feet tall. everywhere else just got regular little rats like in don't make a sound & tower rats are generally not well-known outside of areas immediately around the tower+places it affects/connects to.
gus probably has him registered as a service/therapy animal so he can take him places but brick is definitely not actually Trained for it. i don't think he really Needs training though since he's, like, intelligent enough to smoke and play poker apparently; and he's also generally pretty tolerant, relaxed, and well-behaved otherwise. he does still perform the occasional service duty in the form of "laying down on top of peppino when he is having an Episode" this is usually at gustavo's behest and fake pep will do it too
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sweetshire · 21 days
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So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D
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Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.
Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.
#sherlock holmes#my dearest blorbo#he’s my belovedest chewtoy basically#if i think abt how modern adaptations *looking at you bbc sherlock* have ruined his character i get so angry i have to take deep breaths#*mutters darkly* he is NOT an arrogant cold-hearted bitch like he’s portrayed; well he IS a bitch but not a cold-hearted one!!#see. the thing abt holmes is that he’s SUCH a sweet boy okay. and he’s compassionate#he cares sooo much. that’s the reason people come to him when they’re distressed. they trust him#he hates the police. he is a jester at heart. loves his watson#he’s here to help the truly desparate helpless people even if they have no money to pay him for the case. no questions asked. But-#he fucking despises obnoxious rich men. the first time he meets watson a total stranger he *very excitedly* tells him abt his experiment#it’s very adorable. he never stops trying to impress ever. infact blushes furiously when complimented by him#my guy has 0 knowledge of our solar system but he’s written several monographs abt different types of ASHES. go figure!#OH i almost forgot the most important fact he’s special to me bc holmes is an audhd gay disaster bastard. sometimes he’s even bisexual#but mostly he’s acespec and in a qpr w watson. he’s VERY adhd. behaves like an excited cat and oh so cute when he stims. everytime he does#i go SQUEEE. when he’s depressed it’s a goddamn hashtag big mood. as in many other ways he is me i am him#he’s PASSIONATE and KIND that’s all you need to know#acd stories are about just some guy who loves his job (which he invented himself btw after quitting college) that’s it#i am overcome with an almighty need to squeeze his cheeks#he’s everything to me <3#alright if i don’t stop now i doubt i ever will LMAO bye#acd holmes#if u read till the end u get a cookie and a kiss on the nose i love u#silv tag 💞
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heich0e · 1 year
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liv youre gonna make me go insane about knives fuck!!! because he definitely fucks you like he hates you so often, but there are moments in between where its almost like he forgets. caresses that last a little too long, kisses you like he needs to breathe you in when he cums, gazes at you in your post coital haze........
knives is so sure that he's doing all of this for the right reasons. if he monopolizes more of your time and attention, it's less time you'll spend with vash. but soon the occasional late night beckoning text turns into him meeting you outside of your classes in the afternoon. to the familiar burn of irritation intensifying when you have plans with vash so you can't make time to see him. to you sleeping over at the boys' apartment and spending the night in knives' bed, something that has never happened with ANY girl before, and waking up to you tucked against his side. and he doesn't understand why one day it suddenly feels so difficult to bring himself to wake you up from your peaceful slumber so that you can sneak out before vash wakes up from his bedroom across the hall.
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YES! YES! It's over, this accursed semester is finally over! no more essays for a month!!
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mermaidsirennikita · 5 months
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Haven't finished The Crown but might I say that the show implying via Staunch Feminist Kate Middleton that the type of stalking and media interrogation William (a man I dislike intensely but I will be fair) and by extension Harry have received since literal birth, first photo opp when they were less than 72 hours old for both, people inquiring about their sex lives when they were underage en masse, people selling photos and stories about them, their mom dying because of (sorta kinda... a lot going on there) media attention in part...
is like the SAME THING as the way women in general live under the male gaze...
is truly WILD lol
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so much of a 21st century woman that i legitimately had to have a guy in my YA lit class explain to me how men's emotions work because i've only ever heard about it from idiotic women speaking for men or super macho guys who think any form of emotion is utter weakness for my entire life
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bubblewordsofsodapop · 4 months
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imagine getting played by someone who quite literally wanted you first, pshhh could never be me (it’s me. that’s me in BOLD and straight capitals). anyways what can i say? skill issue really. men suck. men suck and i’ll delulu and convince myself that, hey, that 6’4 man whore truly and utterly wasn’t worth it. he was a bad kisser anyways!
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"Makeup is literally the best part of being a gi-" no. please leave my house.
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goldlighter · 11 months
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deciding to, as a fun treat, act like terminally online teenagers so here's my hot take: whilst no one in this series has a confirmed sexuality, the way this fandom will disregard canon interests in the opposite gender to blanket decide x is gay ( such as chris, l/eon, c/laire specifically ) instead of acknowledging their interest and also keeping your desire to have them same-sex attracted bisexual reeks of biphobia, actually. sincerely, a homosexual.
#[ 🌿 ] misc . › text .#idk it just rubs me the wrong way esp with how prevalent casual biphobia is!#comphet is one thing but also bisexual rep ( especially male ) is so so little. scraps even.#for c/laire im willing to agree w comphet even tho i think all her college bfs / later interests ( s/teve + perhaps neil ) -#add smthn to her char. let her be a bit of a slut. hate neil but idk localisation etc etc i still think#that c/laire leans towards bi ( skewed towards women ) but thats my personal pref!#im also v onboard w her being a lesbian bc like. cmon. look at her. for the others tho it's....very 2012 cishet fangirl behaviour to#completely disregard any and all relationships w women to shove together two men who are way more interesting#w them not getting on / having issues: wrt to a/da ESPECIALLY bc she crops up over and over and over#but even when not with each other like...declaring all relationships w women to be 'haha platonic besties!!!'#and then continuing to ignore them in favour of smushing men together#chris has gone on dates w women ( viral campgin ) / j/ill teases him abt younger women#he refers to j/ill as his soulmate and the novel says he looks at her 'like a lover'#let him be bisexual.#p/iers sacrifices himself for chris ( not rly. he was dying whether he did or not ) and its TRUE LOVE! apparently#j/ill does the same when she could have survived and it's haha platonic besties#l/eon and chris look at each other and dont argue for twenty minutes? true love.#chris would rather let w/esker kill billions of people than leave j/ill alone for five mins? besties.#devs + directors have said for years they have feelings for each other . 5 is a love story.#im biased w those two obv but it could apply to s/heva or j/essica or any other lady#also 90% of the time people writing him as gay are 1. women and 2. reduce him to an ooc fuck machine. leave him alone.#tldr: why do yall hate bisexuals?#anyway im feelin bitchy today! not directed @ anyone in specific just fandom in general#bc its fucking impossible to look thru chris' tags w/o seein nothing but this#c///hreon is way more interesting acknowledging their issues ( esp wrt a certain woman )
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rad-claid-plaid · 11 months
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Purses are soooo evil like I can fit everything I ever need in my tiny backpack but any purse that I ever purchased years ago can barely fit any of my shit
Like they're approximately the same size but my purse just. Idk. I can't fit anything in it
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rat-rosemary · 9 months
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Okay I think I'm on venting mode,I'm going to just say some shit in the tags
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fagrackham · 1 year
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also??? i can go to umass amherst for cheap and take classes at smith and amherst college and mount holyoke and theoretically hampshire college but thats basically just summer camp for homeschooled puppeteers but like. hm
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ashitshowforalot · 10 months
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i was just basically followed back from me taking out the trash 😀 can creepy men leave me alone please, i’ve been hit on by 3 different men in this apartment complex and then another called animal control on my dog simply bc me and my sister didn’t cater to his every need 😀 i simply just want to be able to take out my trash in my barbie pajamas and be left alone please 😀
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bsaka7 · 1 year
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alsoooo texted my friend about fris this summer im nervy about the more competitive weekday league but she said they're both good so ITS GOING TO HAPPEN I WILL BE PLAYING FRISBEE THIS SUMMER I GUARANTEE IT!!!!!!!!
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pebblezone · 1 year
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I think causing problems and being irritating is a great pastime
#talkingcore#truly more people should indulge in it#as long as it’s not actually harmful I can say whatever I mean if it makes me happy then hell yeah brother!#anyway unrelated to any of this but I created a March madness bracket based purely on mascots and I was doing so well#like some matchups I would’ve been fine being wrong on because they were very close so tell me why I lost to the ugliest ass cat#fuck northwestern all my homies hate northwestern that wildcat is absolutely hideous#there was some article I read while in the ✨mascot zone✨ talking about like the best and worst and sexiest mascots#which first off one was like oh yeah Vanderbilt has the sexiest mascot according to men To Which I need to know What Men#the humanoid mascots are the Worst I hate them like Purdue? hideous. Michigan state can stay because he’s cartoony enough but everyone else👎#anyway anyway one of them had all of these cats horrid and kept having northwestern really high which like. that bitch is so mediocre atBEST#who are your surveying I don’t believe these statistics the sample size must be ass#I refuse to believe those results can be the product of anything but extreme sampling error#like maybe it was just Illinois which like the whole state kinda is ass in terms of college mascots#like all of Illinois and the branch campuses are Mid uchicago in general has Rank vibes#okay actually DePaul and Bradley have these weird fucking creatures so they’re like not Great but at least they’re silly#ACTUALLY WAIT Wheaton has this huge ass goofy looking mammoth#it’s not like their Guy but it shows up I have to at least give Some credit#I let my brain go too far lolsies anyway let me find that article I need evidence of my madness
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