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motherspores · 1 month

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once again entertained by the fact that people are saying ren hasnt been quite as yaoiful or whatever this season as if he didnt say, in front of everyone and god "id happily munch on a bit of iskall thigh" and proceed to go on to imply some interesting things about said thighs and how "nice" they were on the first. fucking. day.

like that alone was enough to fill his "weird-style bisexual" quota for at least a month. we all know what an insane double entendre that is. i dont care tht the original context was cannibalism.

#rendog #suggestive #hermitcraft 10 #hermitcraft #cannibalism ment #i fucking. guess.#calling it his 'weird-style bisexual' quota to differentiate from his regular 'weirdly bisexual' behavior #where the things he says are flirty (and possibly suggestive) but not necessarily ripping the doors off the hinges in the process

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rivereddies · 10 months

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#pathologic #burakhovsky #i fucking. guess.#this line makes me wail like a dying animal

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communistmarktemple · 7 months

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modern au temple keeps dating guys who remind him of biff and burning all those relationships to the ground bc of his terrible personality but then he meets sharkface and they fall in love and start burning government buildings to the ground together instead

#couples who commit acts of domestic terrorism together <3 stay together <3 #temple shit #canon talk #rvb #red vs blue #templeface #i fucking. guess.

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avephelis · 2 years

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sorry. i'm insane over this forever.

#/lyrics #autoheart #also hitcod is a chommy/exile song to me always do you understand #i need to go to sleep #tw blood #tw violence #i fucking. guess.

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badley · 10 months

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tbh it's wish i was skinny o'clock again. Wah etc

#body image #i fucking. GUESS.

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sapphic-storm69 · 11 months

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Spiderverse thots

#across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #ALSO GHE COWBOY SPIDER-MAN????? 🩷🩵💖💗#I guess #not really but just in case :)#I fucking loved spider punk #hatred of British people temporarily paused #fuck Miguel #fuck Jess #miguel o'hara #miles morales #gwen stacy #peter b parker #spider man #the word spider doesn’t seem real anymore #god couldn’t have made that movie it was too beautiful for his corrupted hands to tarnish with his sins #god bless the spiderverse #god….. poetic cinema

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azuneekun · 20 days

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the dick must be insane

#stardew valley #stardew #stardew valley 1.6 spoilers #stardew valley 1.6 #sdv #sv #guess who finally gets to play this goddamn game #theres so many new banger lines in the update i fucking cantnioufghoidhhgidodgioh

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butchdonne · 10 months

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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

#guys i swear im normal #anyways. guess who this is about :D #no points if you guess correctly because it's fucking easy #pip squeaks #bat out of hell

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automatonwithautonomy · 14 days

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misread tale of two cities as tale of two cunts. don't know what this says about me but probably something good.

#tale of two cities #charles dickens #i fucking. guess.#i dont even know anymore

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vampirictransgenderism · 20 days

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not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

#it is year 4 and we are married #sdv #sdv elliott #stardew valley #sdv elliot x farmer #time to fucking. write my first sdv oneshot i guess.

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nando161mando · 8 days

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I guess the genocide in Gaza doesn’t count

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vurelly · 24 days

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new au just dropped

#vu talks shit #cotl #my art #i guess?#ive been thinking about this all fucking day

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celestialcass · 6 months

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cancelling Shadow and Bone right before they were going to do the Ice Court Heist and with a WHOLE SEASON of Six of Crows fucking WRITTEN AND READY TO GO and scrapping that too is evil incarnate netflix you deserve to go out of business forever

#shadow and bone #netflix #i guess fuck me for getting invested #six of crows

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pollyanna-nana · 1 month

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“Actually Falin’s not fat-“ wrong. I spoke to Marcille last night and she told me herself how much she loves sucking on her gf’s fat tummy. Also 12d6 fireball damage

#polly speaks #tw suggestive #I guess #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #as a fat person let me fucking have this. she’s fat in my heart and that’s what matters

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starsandwriting · 2 months

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Me listening to magp 8: What a fascinating spin on a Lonely statement that asks what if it was the Place that was lonely, so hungry that it desires to quite literally ea- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCKKK WHATTTTTT FUCKING WHAT WHAT COME AGAIN HUH WHAT FUCKING WH

[ID: Cartoony art of people who look comically shocked, terrified, and overwhelmed, with their eyes bugging out and their mouth open, sweating in shock and trembling. End ID]

[Plain text: Multiple variations of "What the fuck" and "come again" written in caps lock. End PT]

[Thank you to @princess-of-purple-prose and @ryutarotakedown for the id's :] I hope it's ok to merge the two!]

#THE LATTER HALF OF THE EPISODE FUCKING KILLED ME THEN KICKED MY CORPSE INTO BURIAL #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #magp 8 #samama khalid #celia ripley #gerry keay #gertrude robinson #I FUCKING GUESS??????#THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS #WITHOUT WARNING #myar #those pictures are my legit reaction btw #i was legit like. jaw on the floor head in hands staring into nothing

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mike-wachowski · 7 months

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reblog and tag ur answer so I can see please :)

#hello first ever poll how did I do #I know this is kind of a wild spread I wanted to pick things that are maybe less accessible today/have more historic precedence I guess ??#I also only picked foods I was already familiar with / was able to find firsthand historical accounts of #cause I didn’t want to fuck anything up lol #for the record I’m between Roman and tang dynasty #anyways #mike makes polls #mike speaks #I also wanted them to be like a normal/ popular meal that would be eaten by most folk regularly #other than the Abraham Lincoln one lmao

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