(rise Donnie soulmate drabble)

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“Split soul theory,” “Twin Flames,” the sheer notion of “soul mates,” all of that religio-mythos malarkey was baffling.

One soul, formed by some incomprehensible, omniscient force, disserved by a magical jolt, leaving both halves of the spirit longing and searching for completion? Profoundly preposterous.

And Hamato Donatello was not one to stand for preposterous.

Some half-baked “theory” he had seen on social media about lost souls and soul mates had left an unsavory taste in his mouth. To write and post about, or even believe in, something itself was not an issue. He really didn’t care about what other people were up to.

But, to label it a theory? By Pythagoras’ name, that was a step too far.

Theories may be borne of speculation, only formed by ideas in someone’s head initially, but they have proofs. Tangible or quantifiable or even just conceivable evidence supporting an educated claim.

To throw the beloved concept of theory around all willy-nilly was not something he could tolerate.

So, he had gone on an internet deep dive, exploring and “disproving”(i.e. spewing scientific venom in the unsanctimonious grounds that are reels’ comment sections) the falsities he was exposed to.

It may have been late, a solid 4 A.M., but it was never too late to defend the name of scientific accuracy.

And soul mates were neither scientific nor accurate.

Why not active on insta been so long since the last post.

I haven’t visited any new places to gather new material so I only use the Story feature now.

I swear. I am GOING to write a book, like actually complete a whole book, before I die. I have to. It has to be my one main goal out of life.

Cured of an ailment, contracted another

Srsly, kinda weird but

I wanna read (someday) about Beavis x Reader.

Just look how cute he looks like. 😭💓

One day

ONE DAY

We will have Sanders Sides hoodies

I can feel it in my bones

ONE DAY

I’m gonna do it

I’m gonna be the first person (probably not) to make a story where GLaDOS and Wheatley have proper redemption arcs

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

one of my beloved friends (very autism) was in.. not denial but ignorance sounds mean. but that abt themself last time you brought up the raads r test so i sent it to the gc (full of autism) and they were like psh. fake test no one could get below 100. they know now but i think about it so much

The thing is. When you take the autism test. And you see your score is in the 100 to 160 range. You think. Oh this is probably the middle? Middle autism. Tinge of autism. Your relatives calling you bright but shy autism. Just a whiff of autism. And then you see the score ranges. And you go. This test is lying to me there is absolutely no way the majority of people score under 65. The 65 number is such a low cutoff and so many of these experiences are clearly universal a score under 65 is something they made up in a lab. People who score under 65 are obviously scoring just under that mark from 59 to 64 and they’re also obviously lying or purposely misrepresenting their experiences as less severe than they are. And then you find out there are real people who get a 20 or 30 or 7 on it. And you go. Ah

Chaggie moments in rule 63 AU

it’s so fucking embarrassing to find a conventionally attractive man attractive every time it happens. like oh you think the handsome man is handsome? you find the attractive guy attractive? derivative. passé. pedestrian

Gregory is a mini version of FNAF game Michael