#i do not know the bible
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religious themes; allusions to sex; def incorrect religious interpertations MDNI 18+
inspo from @swiftiekisses's post
w/ LUKE CASTELLAN
the pastors voice booms throughout the small church even without the microphone as assistance. his words, preachings about the dangers of premarital sex, run down luke's spine. they stick themselves there, forced to remain relevant and exist permanently within his body even if his mind dared to forget it.
because he knows his feeble, easily persuaded mind will forget it. when he's inevitably balls deep in you later this afternoon, when your parents have retired to the kitchen for his moms cooking, he would have already forgotten the elated cheers of agreement from the churchgoers. he knows that when you're running your hands through his hair, your pristinely manicured nails scratching his scalp, he would have forgotten what this mornings sermon was even about.
but you, you won't forget. you sit beside him now, staring straight ahead, supposedly unaffected by the way luke's knee touches yours. he can delude himself into believing you were pretending to not care about luke's presence next to his, but your attitude might be soaked in truth. you're in charge here, and luke knows it.
you're human personification of temptation, the rotten apple disguised as fresh and ripe and ready for the picking. you've dragged him under, deep into a pit of bittersweet arousal and warm insides that he never ever wants to leave.
the sweetness of your perfume wafts towards luke's nose as you clap to what the pastor has said. his words must have been important, they must have been grandiose, because his mother is standing next to him and shouting "amen!". but luke can only focus on the way you turn your head and smile at him, a sweet grin that is the image of innocence to outsiders.
but luke knows your smile to be anything but. you knows you to be anything but. and he can tell himself lies all he wants to, but at the end of the day, when judgement comes, he knows that his actions have damned him. the ones he chose to participate in. he has chosen to continuously sheathe himself into your pretty pussy. he has chosen to lay before the altar of your thighs and give offerings. he has chosen to take what his false god has given him, lessons and signs that cloud his mind instead of clear it.
the worst part is, he wouldn't have it any other way.
#premarital sex is fun#cw religious themes#cw religious trauma#? probably idk hes brainwashed fr#mind u im barely religious#i do not know the bible#lukesworld!#luke castellan x reader#luke castellan x you#celeste writes pjo
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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.
yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything
((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))
and then they fucked nasty the end
#my art#my writing#who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is#i just work here#disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis#so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps#i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction#if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#blood#love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
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Omg, you bound a fanfic? Can we see the finished project? It must be beautiful!
hello hehe yes i did :) i was only going to show friends but i guess this is a good excuse to post pictures of it 🫶🏽
it’s my first ever hardcover bind so i was prepared to make a lot of silly little mistakes and this one definitely does, but i love how it turned out still, i think she’s so cute .. i’m also just happy to finish a personal project that took up so much time to make 🥹
anyways, enjoy the pics and most importantly: stream otnwas on ao3 and youtube teehee🤞🏽❄️!
#otnwas#jackshiccup ask#anon#it’s giving bible…#it’s giving family heirloom#my descendants will fish this out from a dusty box and they’re gonna be like wow whats this..#little do they know their lives are abt to be changed by dreamworks crossover yaoi….#hijack (otnwas hijack specifically) will stand to the test of time#ANYWAY had to put in my favorite ever quote on the ending pages for my mental health#all the silver embellishments stuff was freehand#truly i only had a foil pen + tracing paper and a dream#also i designed the filigrees after jack’s frost thingies in the movies hehe#ok wow i talk TOO much#byeeeeeeee#edit: AND THANK U SM FOR ASKING AAA !!!!#also idk if any of u were there when i posted abt using my graphic design degree for yaoi .. it was this 😭
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Attempting to get the beast used to a dental hygiene routine is… well, it’s going.
(She stayed that way for a solid 8 seconds despite hating being held belly up so I think it’s safe to say that Mim is not beating the ‘tiny speaker playing elevator music instead of a brain’ allegations any time soon.)
#cecil blogs her life#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#Mim the cat#cats on tumblr#cat art#comics#black cats#she’s actually pretty good about it normally - like she doesn’t enjoy it but she lets me do it without too many complaints#ofc I make sure to do it as quickly as possible and give her lots of dental friendly rewards lmao#she’s currently sleeping on top of me so I think I’m forgiven#I don’t believe she has any current dental issues so it’s mostly preventative#esp bc we don’t know exactly how old she is or what her life was like before I adopted her#this is probably seven different kinds of heretical but anyway#shout out to Tom my childhood priest who once told me not to take the bible literally after I asked him where the dinos were supposed to#fit into genesis. incredible. anyway I’m a non believing heathen now so meh#who cares#these tags are a RIDE wtf cecil
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We need to talk about the worst thing about making AUs....
The fact that then when you inevitably think about crossovers you don't want the crossover with the canon you want it with your specific AU. Your brain worms, your circus, but THEN WHAT?
Oh, yeah, to understand this crossover you need to go read this entirely different fic/series? Girl help 😭 you can't do that
#high-key this post is about the genrex x dp crossover I started way back when and how I don't think i'll ever be able to go back to it#bc fae and I have literally put such a massive amount of work into f.h:s and fleshing out the world and how everything works and#the characters personalities and development that I genuinely do not wanna write something in the canon universe anymore#like f.h:s has become my default way of thinking about Rex in a creative capacity#we're here just to suffer but also experience untold amounts of joy you know#we're really lucky here in the phandom bc fanon is so prevalent that people are willing to get in on the ground floor with any#wacky crazy fun hcs you can dish out#and i love it here for that#but for the smaller fandoms its... you cant expect your readers to already have an understanding of your specific au and bible length hcs#anyway#in a low-key way this post is also about how#last month Fae and i went insane for several days about our gen rex AU version of Rex ina crossover with Murderbot and it was so fun but al#It was just for fun and for us YES but I keep thinking about and it's objectively hilarious to write something that is for a max of 4 ppl#When you really get to it tho it was actually for a max of 2 people and those two people are named Kei and Fae
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I’M SORRY BUT CHARLIE SLIMECICLE ????
he’s always been fine but he’s evolving like a pokémon…
starting here: nerdy guy with big smile (so cute smile)
and suddenly he takes off his glasses…
and that’s okay, we’ve seen him without his glasses it’s okay, the messy hair is a bonus
BUT THEN???
SUDDENLY HE GRADUATED GAY HIGH SCHOOL
AND FUCKING GAY COLLEGE
EXCUSE ME ???? i am dead, i am actually 100% fucking dead
HE IS TOO HOT FOR HIS OWN GOOD
#his eyes are so blue i want to die#he’s doing his phd in serving after graduating ha high school and college with flying colors#i don’t know if i want to be with him or be him#most likely the later#but i have eyes#and he is fucking hot#none of my thoughts are in the bible#charlie slimecicle#slimecicle
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he just. plopped down in his lap
#*stares at the wall* i'm fine#<- lying liar who lies#skz#bang chan#lee know#minchan my beloved#hand on the bible and everything HE'S A CAT JUST DOING WHAT HE WANTS I LOVE HIM A NORMAL AMOUNT YOUR HONOR
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Tbh I think we have had all the thoughts we possibly could have about orpheus and eurydice. I'm going to start making everything about grendel's mother from beowulf
#she was right#i feel the same way about the bible tbh. the other day my sister linked me to a historical study of the bible#i have had all the thoughts about the bible that it is possible for one to have. i interrogated the hell out of it#what else is one supposed to do when they're 11 and homeschooled#i know all i ever intend to know about it#we've mined that thing for content to within an inch of its life#if i was god i'd even be getting bored at this point!
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I'm so normal about Swiss being pushed around by pretty, little ghouls.
#very normal and sane thoughts#that would probably be in the bible (I wouldn't know. I've never read the damn thing)#I remember my vocalist teacher in high school giving me hers to read#because one of the songs we were working on had- no wait. I'm sorry#I'm doing the queer dad rambling again. sorry kids.
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Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn
Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished
And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue
#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like????#unprompted???? what's going on there????#well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking#to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them'#and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually#had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed#and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you!#he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about#'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know#has reinforced that for me#'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect#then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie#I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3#They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that#anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S.#So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them#cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit#I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt#ex christian#religious trauma#child abuse tw
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fym they're supposed to be the same character
#WHY IS SAINT PETER WHITE. WHY IS HE BLOND#THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE#i know vivzie doesn't follow bible lore but how do you fuck up a saint's design so much they're beyond unrecogmizable#hazbin hotel critique#hazbin hotel criticism
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You're allowed to ascend but only if God wants you to, and God can be a bit of an authoritarian bastard
#Thinking about Eve. Incredibly fucked up that she was so harshly punished for being seduced by knowledge but also her defiance gets#credited to a 'man' these days (even though the modern conception of satan is almost certainly not how the authors of the bible intended it#its just such a weird catch 22#and ya know. her name is Eve. the beginning the genesis and the thing she gets to create is the punishment of mankind. original sin.#like yeah she also birthed the first humans but that's not what she's known for. she's known for being tempted into falling and dragging#Adam with her#lmao insane ramblings to put in the tags of homestuck fanart but also yeah it is that deep sometimes ya know#also!!! the bisexual colors were not intended but also I do hc Ara as bi so it works#aradia megido#hs#homestuck#my art#eyestrain#just in case!!
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My desperate need for the Hater/Peepers dynamic has led me here. The Original(tm) couple.
#I do in fact subscribe to the theory that lute is eve#it just. makes sense to me#+ it validates my favorite shipping dynamic since if the ORIGINALS fit under that umbrella then like#clearly its how things are meant to be#(I say knowing full well Hazbin isn't even CLOSE to bible accurate but whatever#LET ME HAVE THIS#hazbin hotel#hazbin adam#hazbin lute#guitarspear#adam x lute#lute x adam
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might turn these sketches into smth else later, but for now ill post em here
#i haven't gotten to a lot of the more angel stuff in the manga but i know its there 👀 very excited#im planning on doing a lot of panel redraws before i continue reading cause my friend has to catch up so no spoilers please!#my art#trigun#trigun maximum#vash the stampede#i find it EXTREMELY funny that theres a bunch of bible verse scribbles on this sketchpage along with this vash cause i was making a#graduation cap for my church friend and she wanted a verse on it jdhshdhfjg ah the irony
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you ever think too hard
#well lads i've done it again :/#don't know what to tell ya#i made a playlist called jesus's 12 boyfriends today too#so.#bible fandom#?????#mary magdalene#virgin mary#she's not in the poem but do you ever think about her holding the body of her divine son who's only human??#anyway#poetry#poem#by me
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You know what we should bring back?
Older christianity. I mean the anti government, anti military, community based christianity. The one that cared the most about peace, equality, mercy, kindness, and radical love. The one with shared property. The one that didn't conform to society but instead existed mostly outside of it. The one where noone considered one sin worse than another because in the end, we are all sinners trying our best to be better.
#“progressive christians are ignoring the bible except for ”love thy neighbour“”#yeah well LOVE OVER VERSES#quit it. im tired of this. just. can we just be nice to everyone?? please?? peace and love on planet earth??#“being gay is a sin tho” “wow this is so immodest” do i look like i care? does jesus look like he cares? i dont think so.#go stab out your eye or smth if you wanna live by the law so badly huh???#funny how suddenly it isnt literal and shouldnt be done because humanity learned and grew since that was written#*points to the verses used to justify homophobia* i mean literally this whole concept changed since then it isnt even the same thing#screaming at the top of my lungs while punching the wall like please please dont cherry pick the bible#“*blank* is a sin” do you like seafood tho?? is your clothing from mixed fabrics?? did you shave??#im just saying that maybe you should let the spirit guide you instead of following the law blindly. what do i know tho. im just a stranger.#queer christian#progressive christianity#i guess??#my religious rants#leftist christianity? anarchist christianity? i do not know??
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