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Call me Mumbo Jumbo the way I'm. So fucking anxious all the time
#i decided its funnier#if you saw the previous joke#no you didn't#shitpost#mumbo jumbo#im funny#okay
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I dont think I'll ever be able to get over the "I work in Soho, I hear things," line Aziraphale says in 1967. Cuz like if you exam the scene background for more than a couple of seconds you realize how fucking ridiculous Crowley and Aziraphale are being.
Because, Crowley KNOWS where the bookshop is. Crowley was probably there when Aziraphale came up with the idea and when he chose the property and for sure was there for opening day. Crowley KNOWS it's still there in 1941, they go back at the end of the magic show for wine.
The fucking Dirty Donkey is established as being across the street from the bookshop with a perfect view to the inside during s2e4.
See how the crossed out windows the zombies are looking through are visible through the window over Crowley's shoulder. If Aziraphale were heating up the tea kettle on his little parlor stove, he might even be able to see the pub's entrance or any cars coming up the street.
And I doubt that the pub moved locations in or around 1967 only to be moved back by 2023 so we can safely assume that what's visible in 1941 is visible in 1967 during Crowley's meeting.
I went back to the 1967 bit in s1e3 to figure out where the fuck Crowley is parked and I'm pretty sure the ramp he speaks alone to Shadwell in front of is the same ramp that Marguerite's restaurant has.
And in s2e5, as Aziraphale leaves to invite all the shopkeepers to the 'meeting' we see Marguerite's sign through the windows to the right of the front door.
Which means Crowley's conversation with Shadwell is fucking visible from the front door of the bookshop.
And it also means those fucking strip tease signs that Crowley has parked the Bentley in front of are covering up the record shop and the window over Aziraphale's desk (Which I'll admit, unfortunately means that the ramp isn't visible through the window and might only be seen via the windows of the front door of the shop). Why are these windows covered up? Maybe the set designers wanted to give the illusion that they are on some different part of the street. UNFORTUNATELY I CAN FUCKING SEE THE BOOKSHOP PILLARS IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN YOU CANT FOOL ME.
Let's put it all together now: Crowley drives the Bentley, his ICONIC Bentley(no doubt who's fucking Bentley that is if you see it come down the street through the window), just past the bookshop, and parks. He has to get out on the bookshop side of the street and backtrack, PAST THE FUCKING BOOKSHOP DOOR, and to the pub that is in perfect view of one of the (only unblocked) bookshop windows, and has a conversation with a strange man in view of the bookshop's front door.
"I hear things" Aziraphale, baby girl, you didn't have to hear anything you can literally see Crowley at every moment.
And also Aziraphale, you're not off the hook for ridiculousness either. Why the fuck did you teleport into the Bentley. THE BOOKSHOP IS RIGHT THERE. You fucking depraved me of a full cravat outfit shot because you wanted to spookily and mysteriously appear to your beloved demon. YOU'RE KILLING ME AZIRAPHALE.
#good omens#good omens 2#go2#gos2#for the most part you can just sort of rely on the audience's suspension of disbelief to make up for moments of necessary inconsistency#but i think its a lit funnier if we just decide that actually Aziraphale and Crowley are just THIS ridiculous
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really into the idea of martha and jack on a one-off adventure w/ series 4-era ten. purely for the reason that i found "my angel put the devil in me" on the series 3 soundtrack and i suddenly have the image of martha and jack scream-singing it together in a karaoke bar while ten sits off to the side feeling super uncomfortable and embarrassed
#something .. maybe the day is saved by singing. Musical episode that never happened#(its fine im fine)#dr who#donna is not here she is either visiting wilf or in complete mortal danger and the gang has to rescue her#i cannot decide which situation would make this image i have in my head funnier#10 era
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Why were you mad at me island?
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#is V1 the island#is v1 at mad at me island#is it his island and v1 is mad at it#its up to you to decide#i have no idea if the request was phrased this way or if this is just how he said it#but it makes it funnier
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The scrappy warrior and Starclan's special boy
#i decided its funnier if child of redtail sandstorm comes out with no tail#also it furthers her bobcat insp#and firestar is there#hes mostly unchanged#but chunky tail stripes are a firekin thing now#sandstorm wc#sandstorm warriors#firestar#fireheart#warrior cats#warrior cats art#magpiesky#the bride and the ugly ass groom
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not even fictional 6 year olds are safe from identity theft
#doodles#dat me#art#ms paint#lancer#(one distant gunshot in the distance)#its a funnier problem to have compared to ppl stealing my art for profit but also y'all are annoying#this is a lighthearted post. mostly#edit - for those who dont know some minecraft streamer started using lancer as his character avatar#and got attached and basically decides he Owns the design now#thats like me saying i own ENA just because i have an ENA player model in gmod. naw bro
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compilation of kevin and robyn sketches that i like but not enough to finish
#harry potter magic awakened#hpma kevin#hpma robyn#i cant decide whether its funnier if robyns just got rose tinted glasses or whether kevins a legitimately hot nerd#same with his dad#myart
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No one is awake im posting my integrity soul design for 10 minutes and then im deleting them lmao
#ive decided it may be funnier to edit the post to just delete the image instead#i know its still possible to find them but i think its silly#not drawing#pedia says stuff#late night chat
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Can you imagine the fucking letter Falin must've sent to her parents after the end of Dungeon Meshi if she still kept contact with them after all that
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#falin touden#i cant decide whether its funnier if she sends a novel-length letter detailing the experience or just like#a single page that says 'died and got turned into a dragon but I'm better now! laois became a king. say hi to the dogs for me! :)'
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I think I remember you saying something about baby!Legion to the effect of Frank being the clingiest, and honestly I can see him having the same separation anxiety as that one kid who cried for an hour straight every single time they were dropped off at daycare...except instead of daycare, it's a trial.
Worry not! Ghostface is actually present in all the trials with baby!Legion, so no one has to worry about losing their hearing from any ensuing tantrum--
Danny doesn't even do anything most of the time he's being forced to babysit, he'll just lean on a generator (not actually intervening when someone tries to fix it, maybe make a bit of small talk while he's at it) or something and take a few pictures of the kiddos and occasionally smoke. He's only there because they're too small to reach the hooks for a sacrifice, or he'll trip an injured survivor if they're too fast for their little legs to keep up with so they can descend on them like a pack of wild dogs for a mori :3c
#ask#anon#i really can't decide what's funnier:#the entity turning legion into a pack of 3yos#everyone just being like 'oh well i guess this is just how it is now' and immediately accepting it and encouraging murder#the entity STILL putting a bunch of children into a murder trial#or ghostface also being summoned to said trials for the sole purpose of supervising them#how embarrassing for the survivors to admit when they get killed by a bunch of toddlers...esp when its without danny's help#baby!legion
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ricky making zolar up as escapism out of his own imagination and creativity can coexist with his weird shrimp scampi fever dream btw bc. yeah zolar existed before that his subconscious just pulled him into that world in his food-poisoned feverish state and had him fuck those catgirls
#also i think its funnier that way. he had already created zolar his feverdream just decided he should fuck the catwomen#ride the cyclone#rtc#ricky potts#space age bachelor man#sabm#zolar
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My best work yet
#Had it in mind for a while#i couldnt choose who to use for the first one cause a LOT of hermits have cats#But I had Mumbo first in brain cause i love him#I know Benji now doesnt live with him but he did for a long time so i think its valid still#my best meme yet#was also planning on drawing scar with grian but decided that just Scar is funnier cause scar is yea#court jester's funny moment#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft
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i cant watch naked and scared bc i keep getting distracted by the fact that impulse and skizz have literally pixel for pixel identical naked minecraft skins except that skizz has nipples and impulse doesnt????? why????????
#talking#i cant decide if its funnier if impulse intentionally removed them or if skizz intentionally added them#but i . just. Why
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luca marinelli character FIGHT: FINALE
thank you all for coming along on this ride with me i've been having a great time.
in first place, our winner is (entirely unsurprisingly):
nicolò di genova! by a not insignificant margin (view the polls here and here)
and of course, in second place:
primo nizzuto! he almost made it.
tied for third are martin eden and fabio cannizzaro!
thank you all for playing this game with me! but it's not over yet: starting tomorrow we'll begin with the Bonus Rounds, i.e. matchups suggested to me by You, or ones i thought would be funny. not all suggestions made it to keep from dragging this tournament out forever. there WILL be another post with some extra statistics from this tournament tomorrow, but that concludes this Luca Marinelli Character FIGHT, and i'll see you all in the bonus rounds
#luca marinelli character FIGHT#this post largely exists so i could photoshop a burger king crown onto primo. it was funny to me#worth the time i spent removing the background. slightly cropped because the image is awkward but who cares. enjoy#really am glad you all decided to take this and run with it. it's achieved its primary purpose (giving Me something to do) but i am glad it#semi-took off. have had a great time reading everyone's tags abt it#id add the winners of the audience award for funniest tags to this post but everyone wins that one i can't choose. might compile some of my#favourites tho. anyway thank you all for coming this has been the conclusion of this silly little death match#luca marinelli#the old guard#nicolò di genova#primo nizzuto#trust fx#i was gonna use the same image of nicky that i used for the tournament but i already had this one saved in my powerpoint of images for this#anyway. so i figured this was funnier
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#i can barelty type the alt text and tags for this one im laughing so hard#weird al#youtube comments#decided not to go back through the video (which was audience recorded live footage) to confirm. decided its funnier not knowing.
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this guy used to be a professor
#turtlearts#wordgirl#wg#dr two brains#steven boxleitner#hes a grad student in the second one#i honestly cant imagine him as a professor... he gives massive TA energy#or hed be a professor thats super chill with the students. i cant decide whether itd be funnier if hes the type of stem prof#that would give the most difficult exams or the most fair ones#leaning towards he writes fair exams but throws a couple curve balls in there and gets way too excited about the content#and is way too proud of himself on some of the questions he wrote#its finals season i am in exam mode <- trying so hard not to explode
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