Trying to get through this stack before the end of the year.
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'Kill them with kindness.' WRONG. Poisoned figs.
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robert graves will never make me hate livia #womanking
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A brief summary of the Julio-Claudian Dynasty
Octavian/Augustus - he has a reputation associated with peace but you will get a little ill once you look at all the collateral damage around him and that reputation ie. It's easy to institute a regime of peace when you've murdered everyone who might oppose you
Tiberius - when a chronic people pleaser finally get into a position of power and still no one thinks they're good enough and they finally reach burnout and fuck off to their vacation home indefinitely
Caligula - the first emperor in the long litany of reasons why people whose brain has not fully developed should NOT be given access to unlimited power. Little Boots is either insane or the absolute champion at taking the piss out of the elite and there isn't really a third option
Claudius - an icon for overcoming disability and bullying and knowing how to delegate administration appropriately. Also this man gave his wives a lot of mobility (for the time) so we stan in spite of the sources trying to smear him for that very thing. Also this man was SUCH a nerd and I wish they hadn't destroyed his history of the Civil Wars but that's the Augustan propaganda machine for ya even near kin isn't safe from censorship
Nero - take one traumatic childhood add a flare for the dramatic and then give them unlimited power before their brain is fully developed and now it's like Caligula but with more pizzazz. Nero is literally what happens when that obnoxious rich kid who's into theater gets absolutely unlimited money and power and nothing to curtail his flare for a spectacle.
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Spies! Spies, everywhere...
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Siân Phillips as Livia is still one of my favourite evil grandmas
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'THESE GAMES are being DEGRADED by the INCREASING USE of PROFSSSIONAL TRICKS to STAY ALIVE! And I won't have it!'
'IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER!!!!'
'YEEEEEESSSSSS!!! And you took me at my WORD didn't you? Typical'
Why did we let I Claudius leave the public consciousness?
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BUY THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE WHO IS ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT ANCIENT ROME!
If they don't get the reference then give them the second gift of bringing more of Ancient Rome into their life by introducing them to the Classic TV miniseries "I, Claudius"!
Stay safe from Livia's plots, don't eat the figs!
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