#i am so cringy anyway
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the way I want to ask you about all of your wips ksajdhfkjsadf the titles all sound so interesting!!! But hmmm I suppose I will go with My what sharp teeth you have
Oh god don’t get me started, I’d ramble about each and every one of these au’s for hours it’d drive you absolutely nuts.
This one is basically a revamped au of another au, because I’ve gone and turned it into a multi chapter instead of just one. Instead of trolls it’s monsters.
And for context Claire got bit by the monster they were hunting and didn’t tell them. Most of the group end up as something other than human or human adjacent by the end, except Douxie he’s been something for a very long time haha.
He stares at the lump of sheets, pillows and blankets, hoping it’ll give any indication it’s awake, let alone alive because she hasn’t moved at all. Taking up the middle of Blinky and Aaarrrgghh’s king sized bed.
“Anything?” Toby asks quietly, his voice worn and shaky as he enters the dark room.
Jim shakes his head. “Blinky said to let her rest.”
“Is she gonna sleep the whole day away?” Toby tries to joke but it falls flat, there is something seriously wrong with their friend and they both know it.
And recently, but also concededly seems to worsen in turn with the oncoming full moon.
It was the little things over the past month, ever since they’d went on that failed mission, lost their target and it ended with Claire limping behind the group in the dark, moonlight accompanying them.
Claiming she must have pulled something in her leg.
Darci said she’d almost punched Shannon in the face for bumping into her on accident in the hallway. Mary kept complaining that the flash on her phone was repeatedly messing up their pictures becasue it’d make her best friends eyes look all reflective and glowy.
It was the frequent undeniable, unexplainable bouts of anger.
Toby almost lost his head in the forge during training a week ago.
“Hey! I didn’t mean to trip you!” He shrieked as he threw his hands up and Claire just seethed at him like she wanted to tear him in two.
It was unsettling, frankly.
Two days prior to their current debacle is when things took a real turn. She wouldn’t even so much as open her mouth to speak, Toby formally dubbed it the silent treatment. Jim got the feeling it was something more.
They’d been at Blinky and Aaarrrgghh’s house that afternoon and she’d disappeared from the living room for almost an hour. Jim and Toby went searching for her after just twenty minutes. Jim was the one who’d found her.
He’d heard the sink running in the bathroom, the splash of water and sound of wet droplets hitting the tile.
Jim hesitantly knocked and the bathroom went silent, she opened the door moments later and claimed she needed to go.
Giving some bumbling, half baked excuse, homework.
But he’d treaded back into the bathroom minutes later after she left, just to be sure. Jim felt his body go cold as he stood in the small room. There was blood, most of it had been cleaned up, hidden but it was there, smudged along the edge of the sink.
Jim couldn’t figure out why until he saw her again. She’d been avoiding them all day at school.
It was her teeth.
Which is frankly weird to say, but that’s what finally stamped out any indication this could be anything else. The stress of school or she’d ignored Blinky’s advice and been overusing her staff.
The guy at the coffee shop, Douxie? was that his name, had sharp teeth too, his irises just a tad too red in certain shades of daylight.
But this was different.
The way they caught in the light when she spoke, or that time she’d kissed him, the sharp edges grazing against his lower lip and causing blood to welt up. He’d drawn back a bit confused but nothingness tried to assure he was fine.
And as he stared at her horrified expression did Jim realize two things.
Claire’s teeth weren’t human, which meant neither was she, not anymore.
#trollhunters#tales of arcadia#toa#jim lake jr#claire nuñez#toby domzalski#doing a little jig as I reveal my werewolf au#my au’s#i am so cringy anyway#Douxie’s a vampire#Jim and Toby get turned into monsters too#probably Darci and Mary too
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me: yeah, i like this character a lot, especially their monologues
also me whenever that character opens their mouth: shut up. shut the fuck up. who asked
#this is about hamlet and franz von moor thank you#tragic: no one in my drama class can appreciate franz#i mean. hes an asshole. and his mental health issues dont justify his actions#but hes neglected by his father. always compared to his genius handsome brother karl. told that hes ugly and dumb and will die and#be forgotten#and then he decides to get back at karl and his father but in the process he just drowns in his own shit#he has a monologue about it. how all humans are is morass. (his surname meaning bog/swamp. btw. smth smth sinking in his own morass)#and in the end after he realises hes thrown all humanity overboard he kills himself so he wont submit to heaven#and the entire play hes incredibly bitchy. and cringy. and he talks A Lot#yes he was disgusting towards amalia. im not trying to defend that. i mean amalia had the upper hand in All of their interactions#but still. that was incel behavior and cant be excused#but i am so fucking obsessed with this guy and the deterioration of his mental state#which no one but me seems to be able to appreciate or even see. like come on#anyway. hes blorbo from my german classics#hamlet#franz von moor
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i reread all of the stuff that i wrote while i was attempting to yeet the kidney stone out of my body and it’s all… so bad?? (like not even fishing here it’s borderline unreadable)
so i am writing rn (!!!) and im really hoping i post tonight but i feel like im getting back in the groove so if it sucks just… well tell me it sucks but also it’ll get better just give me a few days and we will be back to normal programming LOL
#some of the stuff is just cringy#and not in a tooth rotting fluffy way#like why am i changing the personalities of the boys or muna#anyways#stuff is coming soon! i promise#thanks for sticking by me#love you all so much i could cry#julien baker x reader#lucy dacus x reader#muna x reader#phoebe bridgers x reader#boygenius x reader#katie gavin x reader#naomi mcpherson x reader#josette maskin x reader
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an act of love and sympathy
#ashen.txt#sn: game over#Damien Woods#cringy title i dont care bro#tumblr is probably going to eat the quality on this but i am damn proud.#not my usual style but man if i had the energy to make more shit like this...#anyway uh yeah its me i sewed up hoffys face btw#self insert#self shipping#self ship#Mark Hoffman#main tags i dont care#im not sure if i need to tag the heart or anything but please let me know. ill put a filter anyway#its late so ill rb tomorrow jic
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I’m kinda nervous rn….ok just so you know, my parents know I’m gay, but my mom suddenly invited me out to get our nails done, and idk maybe I’m just overthinking but its…..auuuaggggghh I wanna,,,,,maybe,,paint my nails,.,,,but a very VERY small but loud part of me is ringing alarm bells of crumbling masculinity,,,,,
AUGH I’m gonna scream into a pillow, gimme a sec, I gotta just get this out.
#neil talky#Its stupid I know it’s VERY stupid#shit like this shouldn’t be gendered but#Fuck you know???#I’ve always been that dude who’s just#dark clothes barely talks very cringy chuuni shit#but when my mom invited me I thought like#what if I get some cute shit right??#I KNOW THIS WONT MAKE ME ANY LESS OF A GUY#and I have they/them pronouns anyway so I dont feel like a guy ALL the time BUT#you know#you know!!!!#ugh#I’ll get over this I’ll hype myself up I AM gonna get cute colours and shit#Just need to#scream into a pillow first#The nail manicurist is my mom’s highschool friend and she knows I’m a queer so its whatevs but#gender panic for what other people will think ig#DEEP BREATHS NEIL HEEHOO HEEHOO HEEHOO
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the weirdest part of the fnaf movie is the marketing presence made it so i had to hear people i never wanted to hear talk about fnaf talk about fnaf
#this post brought to you by being jumpscared by the fnaf bus wrap in eddy burback's new video#we finally found the down with cis bus#anyway. i really hope jenny nicholson does not follow through with making content about the fnaf movie also#it's somewhat more in her wheelhouse but also. idk i've been very conflicted about the general reactions to the fnaf movie#is it a legit criticism to say that it's only for the fans and it's awkward and cringy? what other purpose should it serve?#i feel like it would have been more legit to say that if it had been sharted out by a bigger name director 5 years ago#but you can't really like. section off a movie from being part of culture at large the way you can with a video game#but also it was marketed WAY more than i expected lmao. but also with surprisingly little movie-centric merch#so it doesn't feel like as much of a kids meal tie in merch flood as it did when it was just passing the former high water mark of peak fna#i was killing time in the gamestop at the mall recently and heard the cashier say they literally can't keep fnaf merch in stock#idk. as always. i am absolutely fascinated by every aspect of fnaf. it is such a strange little phenomenon.
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it is sickening to think that i was more popular on the internet when i was a cringy seventeen year old than i will ever be again in my life…
#thoughts that make me think hmm. maybe i should get off the internet if seventeen year old me’s content#was what did the rounds#not to say i’m not still cringy i absolutely am#but i used to be cringy in an ‘oh she doesn’t know who she is and also she recycles the same jokes#a million times over for fake internet clout’ cringy#way#*realised that last use of cringy was superfluous in typing on my phone so can’t see the BEGINNING of my SENTENCES#anyway gn god bless love u all
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How is it that after watching The Terror literally countless times, I still want to rewatch it?
#to b fair i just put it on as background sound. idk if ive ever actually given it my full attention all the way thru#if i met someone irl who liked the terror i would b insane at them. like if u meet me and mention narut0 i do that horrible cringy thing#where i actually get excited abt talking. me excited and enthusiastic? what am i a child? embarrassing#i try not to do it bc i kno ppl dont care as much abt it as me. theyre not gonna spend hours and hours thinking about tiny scraps of#conversations abt thr things i like. its not so fun to have a conversation of weighted enthusiasm. at least when im the one talking#im all for listening to other ppl freak out at me lol. anyway i wanna watch thr show again#and i wanna draw more scenes forever. partly bc its just good practice for faces. those old men r hard to draw#and practice for colors and themes? idk. its just like my favorite show. i love mini series bc they can do a neat lil story#idk what scene to draw next tho#like a dream sir. or like David young. we too r at the gates#unrelated
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thinkin abt a post i saw the other day where someone was expressing their firmly-held belief that "if you're 40 and have an otp something is wrong with you" and rolling it around in my skull like a particularly stubborn piece of taffy
like... idk man i find it so strange that anyone is incensed by the idea that an Adult(tm) could be sufficiently moved by romance. i understand op was likening "having an otp" to a particular brand of "immature" fandom behavior, like "oh you must get in weird fights about this or have reductive ideas about the nature of love" but like -- is that implied by "shipping" as a genre of behavior? is it necessarily shallow or smallminded?
i just think its weird to correlate a fierce enjoyment of romantic media with childishness, and also to consider childlike enthusiasm totally unacceptable for a person whose crossed the threshold of whatever age you've decided human beings should stop having fun
#txt#jadepost#i just get so bent out of shape abt this ykno#like... idk when i am Gazing Upon the Hyperfixation#when i am Enjoying the Conent a Kind of Weird but Perhaps Charming Amount#it seems so SAD to be like. okay ive got (x) years before this becomes cringy and unacceptable behavior#my joy has an expiration date! i must only feel sufficiently moved by taxes and my sick capitalist grindset#idk its so goofy. let people be excited about whatever as long as they arent rude or unkind ???#anyway i was following them and sure am not anymore! no time for that. go be boring elsewhere
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alright i’m gonna say it - the ‘not like other girls’ narrative is blatantly sexist and the day we retire the usage of nlog the world will become an ever so slightly better place
#mona mona mona#yes i am aware of the ~problematic~ ideas behind it in the first place. that doesn't justify mocking women#often for literally nothing!!#and the the fact that it's especially used against teenage girls. like a teenage girl (who may i remind you is literally in the process of#forging her own identity and therefore yeah is probably gonna say some stupid shit. that's part of it leave her alone) will say something#vaguely quirky and people will jump on her with sarcastic 'wow you're so interesting and nlog' and mock#like#how's that okay?#and how this ties in with the usage of 'pick-me' which is also a horrible term#not to say it but#women really can't do anything huh#sure sure internalized misogyny. whatever. i know i know i know. why does that justify actual external misogyny tho#and at this point it is literally just shaming women for doing things.#(and i'll repeat: stop bullying literal teenage girls for being cringy. they're just doing their job. let them have their fun.)#anyway any excuse for hating and demonizing women i guess <3#fuck.
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I had wild dream that day, And I decided to draw it because it was funny tbh..
I'll continue and translate it later lol
and yes this the moroccan dialect not Classic arabic, sorry
#undertale#asriel undertale#sans undertale#frisk undertale#It's not an au or anything#I didn't finish it yet#I just ran out of ideas so I'm drawing this cringy ahh dream instead#Hopefully I can get rid of this artblock#don't judge#don't ask how did frisk casually grab their soul#Honestly I wonder why did I even decide to draw it#Could have finished my webtoon instead#I Am posting it anyways
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#ive had my bpd diagnosis for 2yrs almost. but ive soent abt 8 months of that Actually healing it in my own#like i was diagnosed for 2months before i met my ex#b we were attached from the hip Immediately so like . o mhcb from feb on i was dealing w my feelings towards him#instrad of lesrning abt ny new diagnosis#and i hateee that even tho i do wanna be in a relationship or whatever#i also wanna spebd a bit of time . figuring this out again and who i am#bc im ngl i have no idea who i fucking am without my trauma ir my illnesses or some stupid fp.#like i theres substance to me but its always so fucking overshadowed by Somethibg else bc i dont wanna actually#realise how little personality i have 👩🦯#likw i have one . i have drive and ambition like . im not Boring at all.#but ... i sit down and like . Think abt who i am and want i rlly do enjoy in life i dont actually know abymore. and thats fucked up lol#my 1st instinct is to describe myself w my illnesses but they dobt . make me Me or whatever that cringy gay shit is.#idk im 21yrs old and a pisces rising ok i have no Clear identity. shhh ive soent the last . 4 yrs using my illnesses as a personality bc i#was trying to get better from them. and it worked . like i am not as severe as i am w majority of it.#but yea anyway whatever its fine i have hobbies but no money to do them atm
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i have ranted about "Roadkill" before (and maybe one day i'll even have updated thoughts, since my brain is eternally fixated on this show) but it's fascinating to me that that's the episode people seem jump to as evidence of fatphobia, when the season 1 finale happened way earlier (remember Andy?) and is also rotted
#schitt's creek#fatphobia#also leaving this in the tags so it doesn't clog the post:#but the first thing i actually noticed about Roadkill was that it felt really ableist#and i want to acknowledge that#in addition to the fatphobia#anyway. idk. i love skipping that episode#and lately i've been wanting to skip the season 1 finale too except i am a sucker for the david & stevie scenes#but the stuff with Andy is just. so awful and cringy to watch
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I would get into a tumblr based qpr for sure sorry if that makes me cringy
#I’ve been cringy for years tbh I’m not stopping and I’m not actually sorry#I am however pretty unlikeable so I probably will never be in a qpr anyway
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Okay, my brain is really fucked right now and because of that I was actually unsure if I had a real chat with DoesHotter or if I dreamed it. First off that would be kinda fucked up and secondly I have evidence of it sitting right there on my desktop that I need to shove into The Folder.
Brain. Please. We didn't have THAT much lack of sleep!
#The Folder™#Is it weird that I keep some parts of chats just because I think they are funny?#Probably. Is it going to stop me? Nah bitch I had people claim I said shit that I never said before I AM COLLECTING EVIDENCE#So you can't run your mouth#And not expect consequences#And I can show you aaaaall the cringy things you said to ME!#I wouldn't mind it if anyone did that with me either anyways#It would probably be pretty funny because I say a lot of funny shit!#Which I ALSO screenshot - DUH!
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Damn that pretty terrible fanfic I started writing was only in TWENTY NINETEEN.
#four years ago but STILL#also the first thing I’d ever written so I am not judging myself but holy cow it’s cringy and hilarious#I still love it though becuase it got me through some shit before I knew shit existed#I would post a screenshot but I do not want the wider internet to be able to track that back to me cause of some stuff that was on that acc#but yeah anyways#listen if I gotta check up on that lovely lil cringe fest y’all gonna hear about it#lmao bye if u read this you th champ
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