listen what if rue’s reputation sinks as hob’s star rises and they are shunned and vulnerable until blemish and boil suggest a new match between the court of wonder and the goblin court, poised to strike while they’re weakest, and captain k.p. hob and rue find themselves betrothed and hob gently and nobly reassures them that he would never dream of taking advantage and so rue thinks he doesn’t care and hob thinks the duel was because rue was so outraged at his presumption to even dare and they both love each other and have to pretend they are courting in public while in private it’s agony thinking the other person is bound to them by duty and not affection GOD why am I closer to writing fic now than any time in the past YEAR

epistolary phase and rumours phase next episode lads I’m calling it here we’re gonna get more on chirps secret lover and wrackingspelt and people are going to be invited over for tea and new honorifics (brennan don’t pick the cowardly I’ll microwave your dice) and more wanessa and more wuvvy and binx being on the rise and baroness elven and whomever caw is and why titania’s ladies maid wanted to speak to chirp and a croquet game between hob and squak and the fallout between suntar and andhera after that clutch move and more binx history and why the magic is fading and more mika and advisor and more goblin court antics and more ruehob pining and more gorgeous set pieces and perhaps a ball and looking at this list the rest of the season needs to be 300 hours long I can’t wait thanks aabria appreciate your sacrifice xoxo

why am I this pressed about an owl getting to kiss a bear this some hundred acre woods type shit why is it all I think about

fr tho if we miss out on hootgrowl endgame it’s over for me im idk about you guys im turning back into a slug im devolving im returning to the sea okay