A new 'Mothra'

you ever find a fic you forgot about and then you read it and you're like super proud of yourself, bc I just did

im going to miss s1 tao hair 🥲

I JUST GOT MODIFIED UI JUMPSCARED???? WHAT IS THIS? WHERE IS THE TOP BAR??????

LIKE CMON TUMBLR AT LEAST WARN ME

And with the power of magic, this thing that looked like a toddler who cant control their limbs color it, its fixed 

Btw, I saw the movie Renfield, which is about Renfield from Dracula realizing he is in a toxic relationship and learning to break away while also (sort of) acknowledging his own culpability for some of the things he did in Dracula’s service. And it’s a horror comedy. I can’t say it’s a good movie, but it’s stupid fun.

But anyway, I started thinking about how this movie would make Morph Feel Some Feelings, because of the obvious parallels with Sinister. They wouldn’t admit it, but they are definitely seeing it.

Nicholas Cage plays Dracula with the appropriate amount of camp. I really only recommend this movie if you are prepared for stupid humor and Monty Python-like gore. Then you won’t be disappointed.

Why is the tumblr app dark all of the sudden???

The Mario movie is exactly what you would expect it to be honestly. not less, not really more.

hey fable fandom

I think we forget about this monstrosity of a game

I can’t believe you guys bullied the tumblr staff into changing the app icon back

heh. finished to kill a mockingbird

WOW I HAVENT POSTED IN LIKE A YEAR WHAT. Anyways have this random drawing i inspired myself from pinterest

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?