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Grandma called complaining that the heating in the house is not working and she can’t call a fixer because !!!! my room is messy... She’s sitting there freezing to death because she’s too embarassed of 5 years of stuff and art supplies piled up in my room, like what on earth...
And then she started complaining about living in the house, blaming my mom, blaming me, blaming the dog, like bitch, you’re a grown ass fucking adult who decided to buy an unfinished house in the village when grandad was near death and couldn’t finish it. You’re just a good obedient bitch who followed a man and then a man died and now u’re stuck whining for 30 years without being able to make a single decision and looking for someone else to blame for ur shitty conditions. Like she legit blames me because I liked the house when I was 7???
#not even dogs are that braindead#how how can u be such a dickwipe#u'd rather freeze to death than be embarassed in front of a man but have no problem calling me and shitting on me about it???#how can u have so much worshipping respect towards a stranger with a penis but at the same time absolutely despise ur own daughter+granddaug#hter#HOW
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protector of the sword coast <3
#my art#fishfingersandscarves#bg3#baldur's gate 3#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#doodle#THATS MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT HTER...thats pookie
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i was kissing minthara for like 30 mins straight and then I RANDOMLY GOT THIS.........
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GREMLIN MAN HOOTERS
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stop and smell the roses is stupid, they don't smell like anything and I hate bending my knees and trying not to slam my face into a bush of roses
in its place I propose stop and watch the pigeons
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Absolutely obsessed with how Rhea and Thales are essentially foils of each other.
Like..Both of them are the high ranking religious leaders who largely play a role in the background but are integral to the games overarching story. Both of them are largerly driven by the conflict between the Nabateans and Agarthans,seeing their ancestors wronged in the past and are motivated by revenge. Both of them present themselves in a calm, collected manner but are much more ragefilled inside. Both of their goals involve to somehow close that emotional wound and create (or in Rheas case, preserve) what they see as an "ideal future". They both see the humanity as foolish and incapable of getting along on their own and deem themselves and themselves alone worthy to rule over them, albeit with different approaches to their rule — Rhea tries to show more benevolence in her reign, with mixed results, while Thales's vision is much more openly tyrannical and malevolent. They are willing to go to any lengths to achieve their goals, disregarding well-being or potential harm done to those they see as their tools and manipulate to get what they want in rather similar way. Both are magic users use sword as their main weapon. Lastly, they created Edelgard and Byleth in somewhat similar ways who can be seen as pararells/foils of each other.
However, those similarities are highlighted and contrasted by the amount of differences the two have. Rhea is motherly, feminine and calmer (in comparasion) saint clad in white whose prefered weapon is the sword, while Thales is a cruel, masculine and driven by anger apostle king clad in black armor who is primarly a magic user. Rhea wants to preserve the present, while Thales is willing to destroy everything (including the people he is fighting for and his own life) for the sake of his goals. Rhea is essentially the “big good” type of character (though the game does somewhat play with that), while Thales is the true main villain. Rhea is allowed to be written sympathetically and in a way that the audience explictly understands her motives and reasons doing what she does, while Thales isn’t really given the same treatment and at best we can deter his mindset from some implications in his dialogue. (It should be noted that we know way more about Rhea backstorywise and thus why she thinks the way she does, though afaik Three Hopes does apparently give more implications regarding Thales potential backstory and mindset/motivation)
Everything about the two, from their designs, to characterization, to role in story is either meant to mirror, pararell, contrast or reflect the other. Whether this was purposeful writing or not, I find the depths their similarities run to endlessly fascinating. It’s just *chefs kiss* so good and one of my favorite things to think about regarding the game.
#Kirika Talks#Fire Emblem Three Houses#fe3h#Rhea fire emblem#Thales fire emblem#it's funny though... one of the characters I think way higher than theo hter and its not the one you thik it is#like fr tho rhea is a character I have...complicated feelings on while thales is one of my absolute favorites in fe3h
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I LOVE RICE PUDDING
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the devil is telling me I don't need to add those articles to my m*a*s*hter list I can do it later and I am listening to her
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bitches will be like "i HATE cis people i cannot STAND cis people i am so t4t i can only ever date other trans people bc cis people are sooo ugly and stupid. t4t life t4t love <333" meanwhile their cis boyfriend trevor is playing COD in the back
#this is silly to complain about but its my blog and i do what i want#don't call yourself t4t if you just straight up arent#like. obviously a preference is a preference#but yall will date the most boring ass ugly cis people and then say theyre youre *exception* to the rule#as if u have ever even dated a trans person before!#anyway. sorry for being a hter#vent#my post
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ive had enough of tht cha cha man
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hi love, could i please request a mike fic where he comforts his s/o after a failed exam? just happened to me w my pharmacology exam and im super stressed/sad about it :((
i love your fics & looking for some comfort as i sob into my pillow tbh :,)
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yes ofc ! im not much comfort when it comes to school and stuff (im a school hter) so hopefully a little ficlet will help :)
mike waits by the phone for your call.
he taps his short and dirty nails against the glass table, picking at his cuticles and hang nails to give him something to do with his hands. he itches to pick up the phone and dial your number, but he wants to give you space and time. patience. he's been practicing it lately.
in the meantime, he ogles at his rough hands, a reminder of how busy you'd been lately. your usual nail day with abby, and recently mike as well, had gone by untouched. leaving abby with chipped polish, and mike with undesirable hands, even though he never minded his nail care before you became a regular fixture in his life.
but he'd been patient, watching –– and sometimes just knowing, having not seen you for a while –– you study. watching you work yourself tirelessly over textbooks and scribbled notes. feeding you bites of food while he went through flashcards with you. waking up cold in the mornings when you left earlier than anticipated to get an early start on studying.
and today is the day. well, today was the day. but hours have passed and your exam surely was completed by now and mike hasn't heard from you. it's a sure sign of how it went, but he refuses to come to a conclusion until he hears your voice.
it's not a moment later until he gets his wish.
the phone rings and the second ring is interrupted by mike pulling the receiver up to his ear. "hello?"
it takes you a second to speak, but once you do, mike's face falls. "hey." your greeting is simple, but he hears the misery in the rasp of your voice.
"oh, baby." he doesn't say anything else, and neither do you. instead, mike reads the clock, 6:26 PM, and he looks into the living room to see abby staring at the TV.
"can we come over?"
it's just a little over an hour later and mike is knocking on your front door with abby behind him. he holds two mcdonalds bags, both soaked with grease on the bottom, in his freehand, and behind him, abby has the drink container.
"don't drop it," mike reminds her, sparing a glance over his shoulder as he waits for you to open the door.
"i won't." she grumbles through a determined frown, but her face brightens as the door swings open. abby squeals your name, and mike turns around, a small smile on his face because he'd missed you, too.
there you are in front of him, face a little puffy and eyes a little red, but you smile down at his little sister anyway.
"abby! it's so good to see you." abby thrusts the drinks out towards you, mentioning the mcflurry that sits in the fourth spot with a wide grin. you gasp, "for me?" and abby nods.
abby walks into your house like it's hers, and you don't protest, instead hovering at the door faced with mike. he doesn't mention the exam, he doesn't mention your appearance. instead he pulls you into his chest with one hand, holding the fast food bags out to the side with the other, and presses a kiss into the side of your head.
"it's good to see you," he tells you, voice nothing but earnest.
you hum and mike feels you take a deep breath, as if you're finally relaxing. he expects you to repeat his sentiment, but he's not upset when you don't.
the three of you end up sitting on your living room floor rewatching 'good burger' for at least the tenth time. at this point, abby says the infamous line, doing so cheerfully to the point where you and mike feel weird if you don't do the same.
mike shares his fries with you when you run out, you pretend to not want to share your mcflurry but you end up doing so anyway. all three of you break out into a fit of giggles when mike takes his first sip of coke and chokes with the unexpected strength of it, and more giggles ensue when abby naively does the same.
by the end of the movie, you're full from carbs and sugar and you're cuddled into mike's side, both of your backs against the couch that abby lies asleep on. the credits start to roll when you speak, voice creaky and leaking pure sadness.
"i failed the exam."
it's silent. too silent. your eyes start to water and your throat constricts and suddenly you want to run into your bedroom and shut the door. but you don't. you stay seated, staring at the black screen as the white text starts to blur.
and when mike pulls you closer into his side, it's almost impossible for you to hold the tears back. so you don't.
mike coaxes them out by rubbing along your back, soothing circles up and down your worn in crewneck. you make a mess of his own sweatshirt, snot and tears mixing into a massive wet spot just below the hood at the shoulder.
he doesn't mind one bit, never ceasing his movements even whenever you start to calm down. abby has woken up at this point, and her little voice above you almost startles you.
"is everything okay?" words small, almost timid as if she's afraid of upsetting you more.
mike's chest rumbles. "everything's okay, abs." and then to you, "it's okay."
#mschmidtsworld!#mike schmidt#mike schmidt x reader#mike schmidt x you#mike schmidt fluff#celeste writes fnaf#–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🪐
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I swear if the admins allow tubbo and fit to use the short term time travel thing one day i would be so hyped. It owuld be so fun. Like i doubt they will but imainge if they did.
Like in the middle of a crisis they use the last resort trick and turn back time for liek a minute to avoid a death maybe
Id see it as a like hte admins allow them to use it once thing for hter sake of a cool story
chekhovs 3 million item chest time travel trick
#qsmp#qsmp tubbo#tubbo#qsmp fitmc#please please please#its such a fun concept that they invented time travel
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Epilogue
Diavolo: Ah, ah? Testing. There we are. To our dear students attending the Royal Academy of Diavolo, we have called you together today to make an important announcement.
Students that had been talking to each other in hushed and occasionally loud tones grow quiet. They look up at Diavolo on his podium.
Diavolo: It has come to our attention that many rumors are circulating about the demon that was known as Corde Lia, a vampire from the distinguished Erimav family that offers this academy, as well as myself, their very souls. Their brother, Hter Ric, has since been spreading a false rumor about Lia's confrontation with another student.
Hter: I daresay it wasn't false. My sibling is dead, are they not?
Diavolo raises one hand, and Hter reluctantly backs down.
Diavolo: I am getting to that. We will begin with what is correct. Corde Lia was killed by Annelie Glasgow after a confrontation. However, this confrontation was not instigated by her, nor was this killing intentional. Lia sexually harassed Ms. Glasgow and actively practiced species-related discrimination, despite knowing that Ms. Glasgow is in a committed relationship with our Vice-President, Lucifer.
Diavolo's brows furrow.
Diavolo: As such, Ms. Glasgow will be suspended from all academy activities for one week. I, as prince of the Devildom and as president of the academy, formally apologize to the family of Corde Lia, who grieves for their lost child.
Diavolo: However, I also believe I have made it very clear that I will protect those whose voices otherwise go unheard. There are 5 succubi, including Ms. Glasgow, in this entire academy. The number of incubi is even less. We as the student council, and I personally, not as a prince or a president but as a proud member of the demonic race, beg you not to indulge in familiar assumptions. Thank you.
Clapping slowly resounds in scattered areas of the crowd, then spreads to its majority as Lucifer and Annelie step forward from the crowd. Hter is noticeably restraining his anger, begging to tear Annelie to bits.
Diavolo: Lucifer, I now hand things off to you.
Diavolo covers the mic.
Diavolo: And please, seriously, do not threaten anyone else with death while you're speaking. That is not a surprise I want today.
Lucifer: I wasn't going to; rest assured.
Diavolo's hand leaves the mic, and he steps backward to allow Lucifer into the light. Annelie fidgets behind him nervously.
Why am I even here? I'm not going to speak, right?
Lucifer: Diavolo has already covered all student conduct topics that I had wished to address. However, because there still seems to be some kind of misconception regarding my relationship with Annelie Glasgow, let me make it perfectly clear for all of you now.
Lucifer drags Annelie away from the podium, well within view of hostile, neutral and friendly demons. She keeps looking at the crowd uneasily, then at Lucifer.
Annelie: (Softly) What are you doing?
Lucifer gets down on one knee, and a collective, excited gasp from everyone present makes the room feel as if a giant had inhaled. Lucifer pulls out a small, velvet box, popping it open for Annelie to reveal a stunning marquise-cut engagement ring. Several girls in the crowd scream. Annelie gapes stupidly at it like a fish out of water.
Lucifer: Annelie, you came into my life without me even wanting it. I thought you were an impudent girl that just liked stealing my bed. I was foolish. You have the gall to lecture me, insult me, and even baby me. You have the libido that drives me to borderline madness. And, even though your heart is fragile... you placed it in my hands and trusted me with your everything. You made me believe that I could do the same.
Annelie raises her hands to her smiling mouth and starts to cry, trying not to laugh out of joy (and his cheesiness).
Lucifer: You've made my family feel at ease, and for once in my life, the moniker "The Morning Star" seems to feel as if it describes me. So, Annelie... Will you, for the rest of your life, choose to marry me and officially become my wife?
Annelie: Yes. Yes, you silly demon, I love you. Hurry up and put that ring on so I can hug you.
Lucifer chuckles to himself as he slides the ring onto her finger.
Lucifer: Impatient as always, aren't we?
Annelie: Oh stop it and c'mere. Let me kiss you.
The great majority of the crowd loudly cheers, several demons whistling and screaming as Annelie and Lucifer share a long, sweet kiss, enjoying each other's embrace.
Lucifer: I'm never going to lose you again.
Annelie: Likewise. No more cursed grimoires. No more brotherly secrets. No more magic diseases. We'll just have a peaceful life together...
I'll make sure of it.
Sapphire World
The Power I Hold / END
[ thank you for reading! ]
#Diavolo gave them time off for the honeymoon#Lucifer Glasgow has a weird ring to it#obey me lucifer#obey me shall we date#fanfiction#obey me!#obey me#shameless self indulgence#lucifer brainrot#LuciAnne
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Kindly, reblog and share it every where,
Shre the truth
#Repost @fatenelwan
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New scenes of Ham🌻🌻🌻as freedom fig🎽🎽hters the 1st day of their attack « Al Aqsa flood » on the occupied land Kibbutz of Holeem. مشاهد من تعامل القس🌻🌻ام مع الأطفال خلال المعارك في كيبوتس "حوليت" في اليوم الأول من عملية #طوفان_الأقصى
#gaza under attack#gaza news#free gaza#gaza strip#gaza#gazaunderattack#gazaunderfire#crimes against humanity#human rights#war criminals#war#war crimes#truth#occupied palestine#save palestine#palestine news#palestine#فلسطين عربية#فلسطين#غزة#الحقيقة
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