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swirlymarimo · 14 days

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Zoro (40): *looking at Sanji while he smokes against the edge of the ship*

Sanji (40): *exhales smoke* You're staring.

Zoro (40): Are you getting hotter?

Sanji (40): *laughs* No, I'm getting old.

Zoro (40): And hot.

Sanji (40): *rest his chin on his palm and stares at Zoro* You're not too bad looking yourself.

#zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro and sanji #my post #zosan script #original zosan script #not incorrect quotes #married zosan #older zosan #40 year old zosan #hot old men

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deluzionalfantisea · 5 months

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god bless keyframes

whoever created keyframes, thank you, and I hope you have a good sex tonight

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thenastyotherblog · 2 years

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#present mic #Eraserhead #aizawa shota #Hizashi yamada #bnha #IM FOAMIN AT THE MOUTH #HOT OLD MEN #CANT STOP LOOKING #WONT STOP LOOKINH

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opesorry87 · 10 months

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smashorpassgilf · 3 months

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Detailed 《here》

[Askbox is open. Submissions via submit must have 3 50+ pics]

One person or submission

Any gender

Must be over 50 years old

Both fictional and real people accepted

Both Live action and animated

Everyone submitted is moved to this spreadsheet

Middle Aged Mondays rules (Submissions closed)

Certain media sources will not be accepted as well as certain people.

That list is, though doesn't end with, -> all Harry Potter & related, the last of us[x], Hazbin Hotel, all politicians, Morrissey [x], Jordan Peterson[x], Saul Goodman/Jimmy Mcgill [x], Noel fielding, Ralph Fiennes

Submit via ask, one person per ask, or submit via the submissions with your own pictures. Photos must be of the person over 50 (45 if the person is 50-53) [Note: if you send multiple people per ask, this will slow down how fast your ask gets out.]

If the blog goes quiet, shoot in some asks, I may've just forgotten to restock the queue

@ the blog with propaganda reblogs so I can share your reasons someone should be smashed!

He/It/They | 26 | V | My posts will be tagged as 'not poll'

Inspired by @smashingorpassing but not affiliated

#smash or pass #tumblr polls #old man yaoi #old men #hot old men #not poll #lightweight #propaganda

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bringbackmaes14 · 5 months

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Why thank you Delta Airlines I am having a blessed day due to the hot old man flight attendant with big biceps who is kindly offering me snacks and showing off his wonderful midriff when he stands over me and reaches to shut the overhead compartment

#i think i need help #whatever tumblr will understand #sexualizing the senior citizen again #hot old men #delta air lines

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blissfultyranny · 1 month

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this man is why I am obsessed with hot old men

#alvin and the chipmunks #alvin and the chipmunks meet the wolf man (2000)#alvin and the chipmunks meet the wolfman #alvin seville #dave seville #the wolfman #werewolf #wolfman #hot old men

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sleazymermaid · 20 days

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old men for the summertime ahead

#lana del rey #florida kilos #hot old men #Spotify #NEED HIM BADDDD

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vivwritesfics · 29 days

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rooster almost double my age🤪🤪🤪 - 🥑

According to my maths he should be like, 39/40 so he basically is double my age lol

#vivi speaks #🥑nonnie #hot old men

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eating-plastic · 1 year

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I don’t know about y’all, but I’m absolutely loving how everyone is simping for Scrooge in the new Christmas Carol. It’s like everyone’s catching the “simping for hot old men” plague and I’m loving it ❤️💚❤️💚❤️

#scrooge a christmas carol #scrooge 2022 #about time honestly #hot old men

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kindastressedbutok · 2 years

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Some of the most gorgeous metalists out there.

#dir en grey #toshiya #die #kaoru #hot old men #visualkei #gif #they look expensive #love that for us

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goiweu · 1 year

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seeing old men in public and I think to myself…

Do you realize your potential babes? Dress up and be hot.

#old men #old hollywood #hot older men #hot old men #hot old man #lana del rey #girlblogger #girlhood #girlblogging #coquette angel #coquette doll #suit up #older men do it better

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space-blue · 1 year

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I know now that my fellow American fans struggle with the MAGA beard, but here in Scotland those are 'old peepaw in a kilt' beards. One's a well groomed crofter and the other guides tours of Old Town.

Anyway, I think i'm discovering A Thing for old men with large belts adorning a thick waist.

#star wars #sith #taron malicos #ray stevenson #ahsoka show #jfo #hot old men #objectifying old men

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willcamposleftnut · 1 year

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*that one tiktok sound that like "day 1 of tryinv not to think about fucking that old man again opps relapsed opps relapsed opps relapsed" but with lark*

#god i wanna fuck that old man so bad my lord #my queerness level goes up by 10000 point when i think about him #lark oak garcia #dndads #hot old men

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