Well, Alex, we've got a problem. The game we just released seems to be turning players into chubby folks. We're getting a massive number of complaints that extended gaming sessions are turning any guy into an absolute couch potato. A streamer even sent me a video where it's clear his muscles are melting away and being replaced by kilograms of fat. At the beginning of the video, he's in great shape, with well-defined abs, chest, and broad shoulders. But as the video progresses, he becomes less attractive; his face swells, his chest turns into male breasts, his abs fade away, and he develops a belly. By the end, he's completely transformed into a hefty guy. We really need to check the game code.