he should give me cpr
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March 7th: It looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate, manwhore our way out of this one boys...
Dan Heng & MC : manslaughter it is then
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a/n: little dan heng piece hehe uhm reader calls dan heng a nerd but in an affectionate way lols enjoy :]
“how do you know that?”
“what? it’s common knowledge.”
“you just told me the mass, the temperature and the population of all the planets. how is that common knowledge?” you look at him like he grew two heads and dan heng is confused at that. question marks imagery floating on the top of his as he tilts it.
“they’re all inputted in the database. everyone has access to that, anyone could’ve known that.” he responds. face all blanked with a hint of proudness on it because he knew damn well he was the one who organized the database.
“if i asked caelus what the temperature of jarilo-vi was, he’d answer me with 9.9 trillion degrees fahrenheit.”
“he’s new to the world.”
“everyone knows it’s an ice planet!”
“frosted planet.”
dan heng looks at you with fondness. does he understand why you’re getting worked up over this? no. but will he be calming you down because you’re really getting worked up over it? also no. dan heng then decided that maybe entertaining your thoughts will be worthwhile. he grabs your hand and interlaces your fingers together, smiling to himself after successfully getting your attention.
“okay. do you wanna know a fact?”
“a fact? what a nerd.” you grin at him. dan heng playfully rolls his eyes at you in return.
“due to the binding agents of egg and blood being similar, it’s hypothetically possible to substitute eggs with blood in cooking in a ratio of 1 egg is to 65 grams of blood.” he states it like it’s a normal fun fact about rainbows and butterflies and that scares you.
you stare at each other for a moment. no words exchanged, just silence enveloping you two. after a while, you open your mouth to speak. “did.. did i do something wrong to you?”
now dan heng just looks more puzzled than earlier. “no? you said i can tell you a fact.” he looks at you with furrowed brows when you let out a sigh of relief.
“where did you know that from?”
“a doctor. he was a scientist i encountered on a mission.”
“oh thank god.”
“what was that?”
“nothing! hey, let’s go visit march.”
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I'm alive somehow (that's a lie, the heat is killing me)(but I'll survive somehow for Dan Heng)
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Hug Headcanons
|→ A/N: I need a hug. I want a hug. Give me the hug. Anyways I wrote for a different fandom hooray.
|→ Includes: GN reader, Dan Heng and March 7th x reader, can be platonic or romantic your choice, fluff fluff flufff
|→ Context: Headcanons on their hugs.
|→ More works here
|→ Dan Heng’s hugs feel awkward. He doesn’t really understand what to do when you come up and hug him. Just give him a moment though and he’ll quickly adjust though.
| If you ran up to him and just gave him a hug out of nowhere his face would turn a light shade of red before hugging you back.
| If you point it out he’d deny it. Him being embarrassed? What are you talking about ahahaha- (/j)
| If it’s in public he thinks the whole ordeal is embarrassing in front of others, but won’t deny it.
|→ March would give some of the best hugs. I’m talking giant warm bear hugs that you can feel comforted in.
| She would come up from behind and envelope you in a giant warm hug as she exclaims hello’s and whatnot.
| If you gave her a hug she’d immediately give you a hug back with a bright smile on her face.
| She’s not afraid to give hugs in public too! As long as you’re ok with it whenever she feels like it or notices that you’re feeling down she’d give you a hug with words of affirmation.
Imagine after a tiring day on the Astral Express you sit on a couch, taking a break and then Dan Heng comes up and sits next to you, making small talk. March then comes and sits in between you two despite protests and gives a giant hug to relieve the stress.
Himeko walks in and ends up seeing and is like a proud parent.
©rayisalive 9/16/22 None of my work is to be translated, plagiarized, or reposted without my knowledge. Reblogs are appreciated too!
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Dan heng <3
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