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Worst part about going to an event that requires a more elaborate form of getting ready than just putting on clothes is the fact that you need to wait until it makes sense to get ready.
I'm not going to hang out at home just with glitter and stars on my face for any longer than necessary.
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My heart in flames
Towards you loves and condemns
Your breath is cold
So young, and yet so old
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Self-conceited, self-assured
Domineering, self-adored
Strike to plan, ambush to fall
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Above it all
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My heart in flames
Towards you loves and condemns
Your breath is cold
So young, and yet so old
To have your love
Is curse and bliss
...My love for you
Cannot grow from this
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Overpower, underminer
Superhuman, yet so tired
"Twice the pride, double the fall"
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Above it all
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...how can anyone ever agree to that? in any time, place, or circumstance?
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Every truck should be lowered, and every car should be lifted. This is what I believe in. Vans can stay exactly where they are, you guys are doing great. There's nothing like taking a vehicle that was built specifically for one purpose, and then spending a lot of money and time to modify that vehicle so that it can be kind of medium-okay at another.
Because I can't afford most used pickup trucks, being intended as workaday vehicles for the proletariat but in fact sold for eye-watering sums as dealerships and middlemen chase ever-increasing margins on the back of relatively mature platforms, most of my slamming jobs have actually been mini-trucks from the '90s. You might remember mini-trucks as simply being referred to as "trucks" in the 1980s. Of course, these '90s workhorses are expensive as well, their values skyrocketing as the survivors of that decade constantly seek out a way to return to it: cozy bookstore visits, non-challenging homochromic romantic comedies, and P/E ratios below 100.
After I've acquired an inexpensive shitbox pickup truck, often by simply taking it from the site of a DUI arrest by pretending to be a tow truck, the next step is to slam it. Normally, this involves special suspension spindles, a deep knowledge of suspension, and intricate frame modifications to preserve the factory-designed safety features of the truck despite its lowered height. Or you can use a battery-powered sawzall, because it's not my name on the license plate.
Now, I have a boxy car that's the same height as a Volvo, cost about as much as a Volvo, and retains little of the hipster cachet of a Volvo. Can it do burnouts, though? No. So what is the core appeal of a slammed pickup truck? Well, for one thing, it's a lot easier to get scooters in the back. All I have to do is back it up to a nearby loading dock, get up a little bit of speed on my moped of choice, and ramp the fucker right into the bed. Now that's cool.
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WAIT NO I MEANT HOMOCHROME HOMOCHROME IS THE WORD I MEANT
ngl i didnt even realize the word was wrong until i got the second post
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An abridged conversation with my brother:
"And that's why your mom's not heterochromic. [...] She likes girls. [...] Your mom's not heterochromic, she's homochromic."
"She is, actually, how did you know that?"
"Because game recognize game."
"Wait, can I see your eyes?"
*walks out of the room*
*remembers he has hazel eyes* "You may not be heterochromic, but you're not homochromic either!"
*from the hallway* "I'm achromic. I'm blind."
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called out for being homochromic on main -_-
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Bf: *looking at a fancy house* I would love to have a house with black, grey, and white for the colors.
Me: You really like monochrome, don’t you. I like it.
Bf: *looking at me weird* I’m not gay, Allie.
Me: What does that have to do with it?
Bf: You said homochrome, didn’t you?
Me: MONOchrome.
Bf: ...
Bf: oh...
Bf: Wait, what does monochrome mean?
#my boyfriend#i love this guy so much#he’s an lgbt+ ally#bi woman straight man#i will marry this man#monochrome#homochrome#what a dork#god i love him
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If the people with two different colored eyes are heterochromic, that makes the rest of us homochromic.
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Favourite sanders sides headcanons? 👀 ~ Kai-Blue ♣️
i have so many its hard to choooose errrrrrrrrr -remus being super tall -janus being super short -the glasses boys are the only ones with homochromic eyes everyone else said fuck it and got heterochromic eyes -catboy virgil................... i'd say remu sand logan r in love but thats not a headcanon its canon
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yeah, i’m a HOMO
H - Homochromic
O -
M -
O - and also a lesbian
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If the people with two different colored eyes are heterochromic, that makes the rest of us homochromic.
If the people with two different colored eyes are heterochromic, that makes the rest of us homochromic. (self.Showerthoughts)
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homochrome
#girlswholikegirls#girls#me#music#vans#mine#thrifting#gay#gayfit#lesbian#pride month#pride#lgbt pride#happy pride 🌈#pride 2019#musician#lgbt music
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