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attex · 10 months
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people say everyone is autistic nowadays cuz its a trend for attention are wrong and people who say its actually because autism is simply gaining more awareness thus making people realize theyre autistic are also wrong . everyone is autistic now because whenever i meet someone i blast them with an energy beam that turns them autistic
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yellowstonewolves · 6 months
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Halsin: Hello Astarion! As I am now your metamour I thought I should approach you to gain understanding of your needs and boundaries in this relationship! Although we do not see eye to eye on many things I respect you as Tav’s partner and can honestly say I enjoy your company. I hope we can have a productive session of sharing!
Astarion: Ooh, how exciting! Well for starters if Tav keeps coming home from your little walks together with an empty purse and a story about you stopping in front of every rank beggar in the entire lower city and giving them “big sad bear eyes” I can and will manipulate them into breaking up with you. Acrimoniously.
Halsin: *nods gravely and writes down asking for financial assistance in a little notebook under boundaries.
Astarion: And second *leans in conspiratorily* how big is that bear dick? Like proportionally? Tav said that if I wanted to know I had to ask you myself.
Halsin: Aha! A fine question!
Halsin: Small!
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eizneckam · 2 years
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it's insanely funny to me how nobody understands the concept of. not buying things anymore
"oh this sucks! this series/product is awful!" stop buying it then. you realize that right? the only reason that video game companies keep making soulless gacha microtransaction machines or movies are all soulless disney crap or products are getting worse and more expensive all the time is because you keep buying them. companies understand money. if you don't want them to do [Thing], then stop giving them money to do [Thing].
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nixii-sabre · 3 months
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Don't worry guys this *COUGHS* EHEH- BLOG is very SFW and norm- *HACKS UP BLOOD*-NORMAL AND THERES NO- *FALLS ON THE GROUND* NO SUGGESTIVE ART THAT IS- *WRITHES* -EHHSEHD IS HIDDEN IN MY ART GALLER- *TRIES TO STAND UP* -GALLERY AND THAT I ACTUALLY REALLY WANT TO SHOW BUT YOU GUYS WOULD HATE- *FALLS BACK DOWN AGAIN, COUGHS* ASHDUWDFE HATE ME FOR IT AN- *DIES*
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utilitymonstergirl · 3 months
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tired: cockvore
wired: 🎵 I have faggots in my scrotuuuuum 🎵
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qqchurch · 8 months
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aurora-veil · 3 months
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call me the sword in the stone cause im stuck in this bitch and i can't get out unless Arthur Pendragon, son of Uther Pendragon, dislodges me signifying his divine right as the true King of the Britons
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triviallytrue · 4 months
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*looking at the Netherbrain* wow what a big heckin' chonker
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othelo-s · 1 year
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You can't use those big arms to help me get up, Goliath?
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In a moment my friend, let me enjoy the sight of you on your back first.
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attex · 2 years
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based on this
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>this< close to blocking every one of my followers who appeared one day never to be heard from again.
i don't know what brought you here but if you're not going to do anything you can leave.
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esthermika · 8 months
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I drool on her bird till she lock me
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isengrom · 5 months
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Sucking on Edamame like it girl cock
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nixii-sabre · 4 months
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I think I should do something with this image
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I wanna say this is Fashion Guy™ core,, but that man wears skirts and dresses
So,,idk
Oh thats 100% fashion guy (tm) core absolutely slay
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eizneckam · 2 years
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japanese guy going to mexico and having a taco for the first time: wtf where's the octopus the hell is all this beef doing here
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