Looks like these two found Santa's Elves workshop!
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I'm wiped out. Made 17 dozen gf peanut butter cookies and 11 dozen gf oatmeal raisin pecan. Followed that up by cleaning the bathroom. My back hurts. I'm tired. Getting old. getting old.
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Sandwiches are the unsung heroes of holiday meal prep
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Constantly obsessed with her energy
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Prompt: stepford (maybe creating a wife instead of becoming one?)
Hypnovember #∞ This Stepford Wife is intent on seducing you into joining her life of being a good domestic drone
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BEAR WITNESS TO THE UNDERWHELMING FRUITS OF MY JEWISH LABORS
THIS TOOK ME ALMOST TWO HOURS. WHY YOU ASK. Because I made everything from scratch. It was my first time making unleavened bread (easier than I thought) and baba ghanouj (exactly as difficult as I thought). It wasn't my first time cutting up a massive side of salmon, though. If you're wondering if I overcooked it; yeah sorry. ;-; I was cooking so many things simultaneously.
ANYWAY CHAG FUCKING SAMEACH THIS IS THE PASSOVER I DON'T STARVE!!!! THIS IS THE PASSOVER I HAVE MONEY FOR FOOD I CAN EAT!
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Ngl tomorrow I wanna get fucking blazed out of my mind and watch Snoop Dogg's Plizzanet Earth.
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Chinese Red Braised Lamb (红烧羊肉)
Try this Chinese-style braised lamb cooked in a savory sauce with very simple seasonings until tender and juicy. It will have everyone asking for seconds!
Recipe: https://omnivorescookbook.com/red-braised-lamb/
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Oh no. It's finally happened.
I have a fanfic idea I need to write.
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