lmao

me and the homies are making a fake movie to goncharov our band director

how is my friend just now dropping the lore that he had an illegal pet raccoon for seven years of his life that he was terrified of and gave him nightmares... bestie...

was hanging out w my friends today for my birthday and we were driving to the park and my youngest friend saw a basketball on the side of the road and make the driver pull over so she could steal it then we got to the park and it was too cold so we went back and on the way back, not even two minutes later, they put the basketball back

i sincerely hope someone saw that happen through their window or something because i can't imagine how confused they must be

trying to make a playlist with your friends is an experience

selected the wrong dialogue option so now i'm sending instagram memes to try and fix it

when the boys go out and get overstimulated so then you all just lay on the living room floor trying not to laugh because your heads hurt

there's always that one friend that's gotta ruin everything why'd i come in excited about my new dog and he went "dogs are so overrated"/"i hate dogs"/"dogs are the bane of my existence"

my teacher kept mentioning star wars and every time my friends all turned and stared at me T_T

my friend accidentally called cps cpa and me and my other friend at the exact same time shouted "child protective ASS"

got bored and made my friends mc skins

my waffle got stuck in the waffle maker

my friends are singing a cover of bohemian rhapsody at various pitches and replacing every "mama" with "bubba"

i'm struggling

me & my homies spontaneously started a podcast lol this should be interesting

i showed my friend who hasn't seen star wars a pic of salacious b crumb and a pic of klaud and he responded to both of them with "that is a 4k picture of my cock"