the horrors (ate food that upset my tumby)

dude today I had to help my sister move, and my mom's conservative boyfriend was helping. and he started talking abt how Hispanic catholics loveee Passover and hardcore celebrate it. and I was so confused? bc passover is a Jewish holiday? so I asked him to explain passover to me bc idk maybe I forgot that it was also a Christian holiday. but no. I was right. it is a Jewish holiday. apparently christians and catholics just also have a passover that is unrelated to the Jewish one. I. I am gonna start foaming at the mouth.