Rating All of Junkrat’s Sprays. Literally all of them. There’s like 37 or something

This is obviously gonna get long so I'm gonna put it under a read-more after the first five for the sake of everyone's dash (inspired by @cowboyologist rating all of his hubby Sigma's sprays 💝💝💝) Also some of these I had to go in and screenshot myself so they're not all transparent sorryyyy 😞😞😞

4/10, I do like how the title for this one is literally just AHHHH! as thats probably the noise most ppl make stepping into one of these things, but beyond that it's just so damn boring like. Okay it's Junkrat's steel trap with a gray and green explosive splash behind it. Ok and? NEEEEXT 🙄

11/10, gotta be honest I fucking love this one??? Like it's kinda terrifying but so is Junkrat so it works 😳💖💖 I srsly LOVE the eye sparks and how the teeth also spell "BANG BANG", it's so creative and cool and I LOVE ITTTT

-2/10 YOU JUST PUT THE OFFICIAL ART OF HIM THROUGH ILLUSTRATOR IMAGE TRACE BOOOOOO

3/10 The """cute""" Overwatch art style makes me want to spew but at least there is effort put in here, and this isn't honestly that bad if you can stand to look at it for a while. I like the lines a lot and the fact that his tire is nearly the same size as himself (plus his sharp teeth heehee), but jfc you could give someone blunt force trauma with that chin.

7/10 God this one is SO CLOSE to being perfect but I feel like the artist rly dropped the ball on his face?? Like his nose does NOT look like that in profile!!! Other than that I rly like the dynamics of the way he looks like he launched himself (hence the flames on his ass) and I also always love when they draw in the lil line details of his muscles hehehehehe 👀💖💖💖

8/10 He's Fuckign Green but I absolutely adore that lil shit-eating >:3c face he's making, he looks like he'd burn your house down and that's my favorite kinda rat art (plus this art style is so clean like ooooh I love when the spray art is GOOD)

200/10 NOW THIS IS THE REAL SHIT BABY, LOOK HOW FUCKING COOL THIS IS 👀💖💖💖💖 Like I literally can't think of anything bad about this spray, I'd get this shit on a sticker or a t-shirt in a heartbeat, it looks SO fucking cool

5/10 Cuz the artwork's fine and all (i'm especially looking at that fucking tongue oh my LORD) but I can't believe that actual official Blizzard art, they put his prosthetic leg on the wrong goddamned side??? LIKE I'M NOT LOOKING AT IT WRONG RIGHT?!?! I let that slide in fanart but like is literally official fucking art that is STILL IN GAME, LIKE COME ON it's not like this is something you can switch back and forth whenever you want, HE IS LITERALLY AN AMPUTEE and it feels kinda disrespectful to just completely ignore such an important detail, and you know what just writing this made me angrier so I'm demoting this to a 3/10

6/10 I mean they just took a screenshot from his Rip-Tire highlight intro and made it into a graphic but at least this one looks a lot better and they changed some things, plus I rly like the extremely sparse use of colors. Also the fact that this is called "For You" makes me just go 🥺🥺 For me?? 🥺💖🥺💖

100/10 I LOVE THIS SPRAY SO GOODAMN MUCH And thats for two little reasons: one, we get to see what his handwriting looks like and of course it’s messy and I adore that, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND. HE DREW THAT, meaning that his art skills are actually amazing and I couldn’t be happier about that 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖 LIKE LOOK AT ALL THE DETAILS ON HIS GUN OMG Even if he just drew that from looking at it and not from memory, that’s still so good and I’m so proud of him and I can’t help but wonder if he would draw me 🥺🥺🥺🥺

6/10 it’s just kind of ehhhh but I do like the design and the stencil outline, I wouldn’t put in on my spray wheel in-game but it is rly cool lookin :3

-12/10 BOOO YOU JUST FUCKING PUT HIS IN GAME MODEL THROUGH IMAGE TRACE AGAIN 🙄🙄🙄🙄 I stg I think all of the OG Overwatch heroes have this issue where their sprays kinda suck because they didn’t know what to do with them and this one is just so boring and lame uuuuugh

50/10 THIS ONE IS SO DUMB BUT I FUCKIN LOVE IT OMG I just love the implication that he launched himself along with a bunch of fireworks and the way his eyes are goin two different ways is so funny to me, I don’t even mind that his hair is white cuz it matches the color palette of the image, absolutely an awesome spray 💖💖💖

9/10 Such a cool spray! I love how dynamic it is and the letters behind the tire is awesome as well! Nothing more to say than this one looks rly cool :3

6/10 I hate this King Candy lookin ass skin but I won’t lie that this art has a kind of... energy to it 😳 I’m just weak for that damned grin of his sjhsdfjk Plus apparently the pose is a reference to that one Willy Wonka sarcastic meme so that’s pretty cool

8/10 Yeah it’s basic but I love the icon sprays! I’m a sucker for negative space and I’m ALSO a sucker for Jamie’s twisted lil grin so this is an all-around win of a spray for me 💖💖💖

1000000/10 FUUUUUUCK *slams fists on table* I CAN’T ENOUGH OF THIS SKIN AND THIS SPRAY ITS SO HOTTTTT 😭💖💖💖💖 THE SMILE THE LIGHTING THE EYEBROW RAISED THE 5 O’CLOCK SHADOW ITS SUCH GOOD SHIT MAN AAAAAAUGH 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

8/10 It’s a rly cute spray but idk how I feel about the yellow eyes and >:o lips, but I do like the detail of his right arm and leg being obscured. Clever lil ref to Jamie’s amputations uwu Also I wanna meet this kid who decided to dress for a dangerous wanted criminal for his Halloween costume. I’m a bit concerned for him.

7/10 Not much to say other than it looks rly cool! I kinda like that he got a unique card design over all the other OVW anniversary card designs, and I love his dark eyes and grin and I’m definitely looking at his chest. Good job artist owo

10/10 When the fuck is Blizzard gonna start selling these as real ornaments I need him on my tree

9/10 The way the artist is trying to make this skin look mysterious and spooky with those Guy Fieri pants is so funny to me, but other than that, it does honestly look quite mysterious and spooky. Good job artist 💖

4/10 Yep thats his steel trap. Idk what you want me to say. In all honesty I don’t really like the sprays that try to look like actual spraypaint designs, I appreciate what they were trying to do but they’re always the most boring sprays 😞

20/10 I ALWAYS put this one on the wall at the beginning of every match, I absolutely ADORE his gremlin face and the silhouette is flawless, absolutely fucking wonderful spray, I would give it a Kiss

9/10 Point missing cuz this spray just isn’t usable without the matching Roadhog spray, but when they’re together it’s absolutely PERFECT, I love it 💖💖💖💖 (also I still haven’t played with a Hog who’s used this spray but maybe someday 😞)

50/10 I WANT THIS SHIT ON THE BACK OF A BIKER JACKET MAN IT LOOKS SO COOOOOOOL And I love how it’s supposed to be imitating Roadhog’s tattoo, plus the flames look like Junkrat’s hair (or his hair is supposed to look like flames *wink wink*) all in all this is so badass I want to eat it

15/10 Kinda boring that the face is just his official art but IT’S A FUCKING REFERENCE TO THE MASK STARRING JIM CARREY, AKA ONE OF MY FAVORITE FUCKING MOVIES SO HOW CAN I NOT LOVE IT 💖💖💖💖💖 THE SPRAY IS EVEN CALLED “SMOKIN’” I FUCKING ADORE IT OH MY GODDDDD

10000000100000000101011103/10 OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDD 🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖

9/10 Once again it’s not complete without the matching Roadhog spray but this spray fucking rocks, and this one I HAVE matched with a Roadhog player in-game so it’s an absolute win 💖💖💖 Plus I love the Christmas tree shades and the Pinkie Out with his drink, god what absolute king shit

8/10 THIS ONE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY LIKE WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIS FACE HJHFDLHGKS It’s intentionally Fucked Up which makes it absolutely hilarious and I can imagine Jamie seeing this on a street wall somewhere and grabbing it to bring it home for us to crack the fuck up at 💀💀💀

6/10 Looks cool and is useful for when you want to disapprove of someone else’s spray by blowing it up, but other than that it’s just. Eh. It exists.

4/10 Another one that’s just kind of. Eh. The spray paint drip at least makes it a bit more interesting than if it were just in a hexagon, but yeah it’s just. Eh. This looks like the kinda spray a new player who thinks he’s hot shit cuz he just got this one out of one of their first loot boxes uses.  

5/10 God damnit why are so many of Junkrat’s sprays just so MEH??? Like yeah this one looks cool but like. Okay it’s his gun and the circle outline has a spray paint drip! Okay!!!

100/10 I love it just as much as the other one with his frag launcher, like I said before: love his cute messy handwriting, love his genuinely impressive art, love him, love Jamie I LOVE MY SUNSHINE 🥺💖💖💖

7/10 Only so high cuz I like the idea and it was one of the first sprays I unlocked for his but other than that it’s just. Another meh one 😞😞😞 Also where is this supposed to be??? It looks more like a public park than anywhere in the Outback, I feel like it would be SO MUCH better if the background just looked like Junkertown or something but whatever. It’s meh.

8/10 A very quintessential Junkrat design, absolutely iconic and recognizable, I even have it on a t-shirt it’s that iconic. Absolutely love it tbh.

20/10 FUCK YEAH BABYYY For one of the basic release day sprays, this one is the fucking BEST and I could stare at it forever, plus it doesn’t have that bullshit issue of his prosthetics being on the wrong side like his “firework” spray has, I absolutely can NOT get enough of how unhinged and badass this art is UUUGH FUCK YES BABY 💖💖💖💖💖💖 (also I like the fact that he’s pretty dark here and it’s my theory that it’s from earlier in development where Junkrat was an Aboriginal Aussie which I still kinda wish they went with but oh well this spray still slaps)

10/10 God this spray is fucking adorable and so well-drawn too, and the pose makes me think that I just found this little gremlin in the backyard and he’s frozen with fear in the ray of my flashlight

9/10 It’s a shame we’re ending on such a basic one but I can’t deny that I rly do like this one a lot, I’ve used it in a few designs of my own and I really love how it looks 💖💖💖 Heeheehee SPEEN

i am losing my MIND over arthur’s first day

i fucking loved this special, i’d give it a 9/10 only because the character models and animation suck as usual, but other than that i was really impressed. samir is great, and alex finally has more depth after 20+ years!

the rest is tl;dr bc it’s just me going absolutely feral as i watched the episode but i’m posting it anyway

*spoilers*

- dw said she’s five, so arthur is nine? they’re all officially a year older? will they still be a year older in all future episodes?? i have so many questions 

- dw making arthur into her packmule and making him carry her shit, lol love it

- buster wishing dw gl on her first day of kindergarten was wholesome af whY IS THIS BOY SO SWEET

- ARTHUR STILL HAS HIS LUCKY PENCIL?? OMG

- YAMLET IS ALIVE ??? he was turned into french fries at the end of “prunella the packrat” what is this 😂😂 buster has more than one yamlet...

- buster and his rock shaped like iowa

- buster’s lucky hat from “friday the 13th”!

- ”anyway you two should probably be split up. you’re a bad influence on each other” DW YOU DID NOT JUST TELL THEM TO BREAK UP

THEIR FACES

- francine and muffy riding to school in muffy’s limo eating quiches was the most sapphic thing that’s happened in recent eps and i’m Loving it

- binky getting mr. ratburn for the third time in a row 😂

- i still have no idea how mrs. grimslid went from pe coach to teaching fourth grade??

- ARTHUR AND BUSTER ARE IN SEPARATE CLASSES ???? WHAT?? 😭 NOOOOO

- “I guess I should’ve brought my lucky pencil” oh NOOO 😭

- buster clinging to his horseshoe in fear as he walks in the opposite direction of mr. ratburn’s class...aww...

- OK UHHH I DO NOT LIKE MRS. GRIMSLID SHE’S MAKING BUSTER SO UNCOMFORTABLE LIKE GO BACK TO THE GYM AND LET BUSTER BE W/ ARTHUR IN MR. RATBURN’S CLASS 😭 SHE MADE HIM TAKE OFF HIS HAT!

- kevin is chill. i like kevin

- samir is adorable!! i love his card tricks aaaa

- this girl who speaks italian tryna flex 😂😂 i can’t

- they put “dora” on dw’s name tag rip

- dw’s teacher is so cute,, they have the same name,,

- A;LEX IS SPEAKGFIN???

- ALEX HASN’T SPOKEN IN LIKE 23 SEASONS. THIS IS HUGE.

- “i love the drawings. they’re so detailed” i love how alex’s comic has better art than this animation 😂 seriously oasis??

- jenna and brain staring at alex and arthur as they talk abt the comic: 👁👄👁

- “you and i have been in the same class for years, but we’ve never really had a conversation” breaking the fourth wall lol

- i know it’s a terrible recolor but i like mr. ratburn’s new suit!! the color of the tie looks a little out of place but other than that it’s v nice!!

- pls someone save francine from getting tortured by tommy tibble that is a fate worse than death

- I CAN’T?? REMEMBER ANOTHER TIME WHERE WE SAW BOTH OF MOLLY’S EYES THIS CLEARLY?? this episode is making history

- MUFFY PAN AND TINKER BAILEY ARE GIVING ME LIFE

- “learning directions is very grown up, i just use an app” relatable

- IM SOBBING ARTHUR’S HAVING AN IMAGINE SPOT WHERE HE CREATES A PORTAL INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION W BUSTER -

- THEY’RE HOLDIGN HANDS AHHHHHHHHH

- THEY’RE TRYING TO HOLD ON TO EAHC OTHERS’ HANDS BUT THEY CAN’T OH NOOOOO

- arthur got separated from buster and he’s holding onto his lucky horseshoe 😭 

- 86 year old arthur is married to 86 year old buster and is just pulling 9 year old arthur’s leg about not knowing him. fight me

- ”I don’t want any other best friends. i want buster!” okay but this isn’t the first time this has happened. arthur has these anxiety-induced imagine spots whenever he has the slightest idea he might lose buster as his best friend and vice versa. these boys care about each other so much 😭

- the tough customers creating “project icebreaker” was so wholesome i rly love how in the newer seasons the writers gave the tough customers way more depth, they’re not really bullies anymore but i kinda like that

- emily and muffy bonding at the end was actually p wholesome...i wonder why the writers really didn’t have them interact before. it really does seem like they’d get along.

- alright i’m dying to know if they’ll still be in third grade in the next episode 😂

Congrats on 200 followers omg!<333

For your event I’d like HC’s with Eren Yeager both nsfw and sfw:)

My name is Keren, my pronouns are she/her. I love anything art related and collecting vinyls. My collection is mostly R&B, HipHop and rock! I also love doing anything spontaneous and being outdoors. I’m also a fashion major :) I’m a libra and I’m pretty shy at first but I become pretty outgoing once I’m comfortable. I would say I’m kind of a mixture of Mikasas personality and Sashas depending on the person. Appearance wise I’m pretty tall and I have dark skin and naturally curly hair :)

Thank you so much Keren! <333 You are a fashion major? How cool is that? You and Eren Yeager would be the hottest couple out there, oooff! Also, your name is already is the official ship name with Eren and I love that. KEren. Spread the word. Warnings: mentions of shower sex, sexual acts, blowjobs, slight Dom!Eren Genre: Headcanons ♥ Eren definitely is the one to ask you on a date. This cocky mofo is used to flirting with girls, but oh boy, he isn't ready for the feels-train that is gonna hit him. You are just something else. Your mysterious ways just mesmerize him and such warmth is radiating from your aura. He would act all cool about it, but deep inside he is a little bit unsure of himself. With your friends, you seem so radiant and confident, but whenever you are around him you keep quiet. Little does he know that you are actually very shy at first and your heart is running laps. Honestly, this guy needs a little ego bumper anyways, so everything is fine. ♥ Fast forward, you two are dating. That's only reasonable since you both have so much in common. Eren is shooketh when he sees your vinyl collection because he actually collects them too. His friends always made fun of him for spending all his money on that stuff and he started to feel weird for that. But with you it's different. You talk about all your favorite artists, how vinyl just sounds way better than digital records and how the covers are just pure art, for hours. The two of you just get lost in each other's eyes and words. ♥ Eren and you have that song which you keep screaming in a dramatic duet while in the shower or just cooking. Your neighbors hate you :) ♥ Eren just LOVES the fact that you are tall. The model vibes are real, sis! It kind of makes him feel powerful to pull such a goddess like you. Your long legs make him flustered all the time, but of course, he would never admit it. ♥ I feel like Eren is a secret cuddle bear. Whenever you reach the comfort of your home, he will instantly wrap his arms around you. While lying on the couch or in bed, he kind of snakes his whole body around yours, like some gigantic backpack. He just can't help it, when you look so comfortable. >:( This man is a big baby, but don't you dare to tell anyone. ♥ Yeager-Boy will watch you sleep during lazy mornings. Normally he isn't awake before lunch, but since you two are together, he just can't miss the opportunity to admire your beauty. As the gentle morning sun kisses your buttery-brown skin, making it glow in amber colors, he just wonders how he ever deserved you. ♥ When I tell you, this man is bamboozled about how someone can create such godly fashion. He begs you to design something for him and when you do, Eren will wear it religiously. Whenever someone compliments his outfit (and even if they don't) he holds a 15-minute monologue about how his girl made it for him. Refers to you as the next Coco Chanel, even though your style has nothing to do with Chanel, but it's the only designer he knows. Be patient with that silly goofball. ♥ Definitely wakes you up around 2 a.m and asks if you are in for a ride. "Eren, why? Where do you wanna go?" you whine, voice still heavy with sleep. He chuckles at your overall confused expression. "I wanna show you something, baby. Now, will you get up for me, please?" The two of you end up on a 2-hour ride, where you both talk about your deepest desires and wishes. Your destination is a little bay, far away from any kind of civilization, where you watch the sunrise. NSFW ♥ I think Eren will take a lot of advantage of your not-so-big height difference. Just bends you over any counter he pleases and fucks you from behind. It would be much harder if you were a lot smaller than him and Eren just loves how easy he can slide in between your folds in this position. ♥ Also: Shower sex! Something about the warm water, covering your glistening boobs and the overall steamy ambiance makes the two of you extra horny. 10/10 that he will pick you up and just rail you against the cold walls of the shower, holding onto your pretty ass cheeks for dear life. Getting it on in the shower also means a lot of shoulder massages to get relaxed.

How could someone not like that? ♥ This man is vocal. I feel like your name would constantly pour from his lips, as soon as his dick finds sanctuary in your sweet cunt. Eren will not hold back his groans and moans when it feels THIS good. No matter how many complaints you get from your neighbors (they are still tired of your singing, remember?) ♥ Sorry but this man is the definition of a Dom. He loves you so much, but won't hesitate to whisper the filthiest stuff during sex. "You love that, when I fuck you like that, huh? Fucking you dumb with my cock?" he groans, as his grip tightens on your hips. All you can muster at that moment is a nod and a set of the prettiest noises. ♥ His cocky attitude is gone in a second, as soon as you start to suck this man off. Eren turns into a little whimpering mess when you swirl your tongue around the tip of his dick. You just know exactly what makes him beg for you. But his favorite part is how he can bury his hands in your wonderful locks for support. They feel so soft under his palm and ground him. ♥ Will call you names during sex if you are comfortable with it. If not he will just repeatedly refer to you as "baby" or "princess". In conclusion: Eren finally feels like he is free whenever he gets to spend time with you. He is your rock, your inspiration.

How did it go from “omg shipping real people is CRAZY and CREEPY” to people shipping him with Amita and Sujaya here….

Anyone want to become the token shipper for Ben and Danielle? She does call him Shadow Zaddy. And she’s actually single. #Banielle

Ok so I decided to make a list with pros and cons of Benny and them other people we talked about today! THE SHIPS!

Bulianne; so far the only confirmed one and over, dead and buried as of now, hated by absolutely everyone in the fandom and their mothers. Has an official theme song - Here Comes The Sun. Pros - twin flame left the door to Benny's real life/persona ajar and was constantly giving us shit to do/talk about during pandemic and they deff deserve one another! Also finally confirmed to them old fans that Benny is not gay and has the straightest bad taste in women... Cons - we gonna need a bigger boat for that x.x CORALSRATING - two and a half wishes out of three

Boriana; also mostly hated by the fandom, workplace romance. Courtesy of 👑! Pros - made Benny ugly cry and hump old TV in his MV, will fiercely protect him when boy gets his raya age settings below 18, cause it's them girls fault they are underaged! Cons - she is only 2% goat milk, according to twitter, and I like my goat cheese full fat ;c CORALSRATING - 11% Spanish and 1% it won't end up well

Bessie; current work affair, eternal lovers and forget the twin flame sunshine bullshit cuz Jessie is the sunshine and probably the female pirate too! Pros - they could sell more Shadow and Bone me Daddy seasons with their love, shippers make cute joint headstones fan arts for them, Benny likes, we laugh. Cons - Jessie could do way better than Beyyn, their shippers terrify me, older step-brother vibe from Benny, The Activist Stink. CORALSRATING - six seasons and a movie

Bemita; we make the shit as we go! some are for it, some are against. Overall quite niche. Pros - she has very nice shiny hair and some Bulgari jewels! Cons - Benny clearly ain't the biggest fan and thinks himself as having the high ground, per usual. CORALSRATING - chub-chub, because it's never gonna happen

Beaya; I made this one! Pros - she is an underrated beauty and the most age appropriate for Benny in the Hungarian wilderness. Cons - the name I made up for them is apparently a model of running shoes ;c CORALSRATING - momma would like this one

Belahan; boys do like to work out together *Lucille Bluth would wink here*, lotsa comments #thenotificationssquad... Pros - DL would be happy? maybe? they seems to be into the same women (see certain NY model...) Cons - they were working out together but Benny still has them noodle legs, what about Alex and Julian? CORALSRATING - two Michelin star aubergines

Banielle; credit to ye lovely muffin! Pros - she is cute and IRISH!!! Cons - she went to Trinity (screeching noises) and has wrong idea about what kind of man should be called zaddy. Apparently is single which is a big turn off for Benny Boy. CORALSRATING - grand

The Secret Bristol Girl; she is absolutely cute, redhead and a lil bit hippie. Math teacher who also likes astronomy OR astrology, accounts vary! Has a cat, probably a Siberian one <333 Pros - close to momma, she is a secret as Benny likes. Cons - has a cat and probably not ready to be Benny's baby momma yet. I think I made her up to be too good for our boy ;c he does not even deserve a made up girl x.x CORALSRATING - one DM sighting

Ok that's all for today! What other pairings ye want me to judge? What others should I add? That was so fun!