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medi-bee · 1 year
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medi is your pfp a sinosauropteryx? they're my favorite dinosaur :D
Yes!! I absolutely adore sinosauropteryx, it’s my favorite theropod! But microraptor also holds a special place in my heart :)
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thwackk · 29 days
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does anyone even care abt them 😕
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possessedartist · 1 year
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local sleepy guy doodles blue and gold, more at 11
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polyphonial-old · 1 year
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how nobara would look if gege wasn't a COWARD ‼️ / inspired by @/nibeul's nobara design and star earring nobara drawing
[id: a digital drawing of nobara kugisaki from jujutsu kaisen. her legs are in profile, but her torso is turned towards the viewer. she is grinning confidently. she has medium brown skin and dark brown hair with a bleached streak. she steps forward with her right foot, bending her left behind it, and holds up her hammer and three nails in between her fingers close to her head with her left hand. her right is leaning on a dark blue cane. it has a cyan star pattern, a light blue handle and wristband, and two pride flag stickers: a trans flag and a heart-shaped lesbian one. the last difference from canon is her clothes. her dress shirt is partially unbuttoned, and her jacket is fully unbuttoned, with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows. she wears a studded hole black belt and her skirt is pleated and shorter, halfway to her knees, but it has shorts beneath it. she wears white knee high ribbed socks and white sneakers with pink stars, as well as black fingerless gloves, pink nail polish and silver wire star earrings. the background is pink with stars and exclamation marks. end id.]
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callixton · 5 months
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richard schiff in my marvel movie??
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crispyblonde · 8 months
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@stanfordprepped asked: "would you just listen to me for two seconds?" from the you're the only person i can turn to meme
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she has to physically bite her tongue, because she was acutely aware of how it got her into trouble when she was upset. she thought she had made it clear when they last spoke that she needed a little bit of space to cool off. that was always for the best. she didn't like how anger changed her, how she could callously lash out and say things just to hurt people because she was hurting. it was the polar opposite of how she wanted to conduct herself and how she usually conducted herself. maybe she needed to work on not letting her annoyance and anger build up through swallowing it back until it boiled over, but she was clearly still having trouble with that.
prime example now as she released her tongue from where it was captive between her teeth to shake her head with a wry smile. ❝  sure sam. i'm all ears... enlighten me. ❞
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jrueships · 2 years
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gup and Jalen as parents ? that explains Jabari’s many many many … many problems
LMFAO THE EXCELLENT EXPLANATION 😭 BECAUSE LIKE.....
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........... it's not wrong though.....
THE EMPHASIS ON HOW MANY ISSUES THIS MAN HAS????? HELP??!?!?!??? he is fucked up and evil and his parents think they're helping him but they're just making him worse..
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imagine being the son of two very attractive people who are very much # Damaged... and getting none of their good looks but all of their downsides. son of a gaslighter and a girlboss... God help us all from this indignant gremlin.
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ohbabydollie · 2 months
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hii!! it’s my first time requesting anything on tumblr, so i’m sorry if it’s terribly written. i have just been thinking about how soft ted would be in a relationship, but when it comes to sex he would almost have this dumbification kink. like making his partner become so dumb ugh and him calling them bunny? i’m sighing
he loves being so sweet to you, so soft and caring and loving. he does little acts of service for you from refilling your water to helping you do your hair. everyone always talks about how sweet and nice ted is to you.
but they will never know about how he leaves you
it’d almost a complete 180 in treatment, your hair and makeup is left a mess, you’re sobbing, you can’t even speak and teddy isn’t even half way through with you.
you’re mindlessly and stupidly letting out whatever sounds you can to let ted know you’re still enjoying it as he fingers you. he’s so hard, watching you babble on after cumming for what feels like the hundredth time tonight
his fingers are soaked, so are the sheets, your thighs are shaky and that’s when he finally pulls out his fingers, hearing you let out a sigh
“feeling good bunny?” he asks
“mhm, so good” you manage to mutter in response
“that’s good, betcha feel real nice”
you nod, “so nice”
“yeah, but you can still talk” ted says with a grin as he spreads your legs and pulls you in, aligning you with his clothed lap
“how about we fix that bunny?”
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katsu28 · 10 months
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hii!! i love your writing (especially your ted lasso works, although, i am a tad bit biased), and i was wondering if you could do 'orange rose' for the flower prompts with my bby sam obisanya? i've noticed an extreme lack of fics about him, but i absolutely adore him
thank you so much my dear!! sam is such a ray of sunshine and such a criminally underrated character and he deserves so much more love (and i will give it to him)
orange rose: experiencing constant as well as distracting thoughts of the other person, sam obisanya x reader, reader is the team physio (except my medical knowledge is basically nonexistent pls forgive any concussion inaccuracies oops), 1.3k
Sam’s mind was not with him on the pitch today. He’d been distracted during practice before, but never like this. He attributed it to you. It was always you. 
He saw you everyday, sometimes even multiple times a day, always volunteering to pop into the treatment room if one of the boys needed ice or tape. Sometimes he visited you without having an actual reason other than wanting to talk to you for a little bit. You were always a nice change from locker room talk (and you smelled a lot nicer too). 
You plagued his thoughts day in and day out, often distracting him from whatever he was doing because he was too busy thinking about what it would be like to do things with you. Mundane things like making breakfast together. Taking an evening stroll around Richmond. Helping him test out new recipes for Ola's.
There was a rather specific reason why you were the source of his distraction today, though. 
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Sam heard his name echo through the empty car park, looking up from his phone in bewilderment that soon turned to joy when he spotted you jogging towards him.
He slowed his pace to a crawl, giving you time to fall into step with him on the way towards the facility entrance. You looked almost unbearably pretty like you always did. 
“Good morning,” He said cheerfully, smiling brightly at you. “How was your night?” 
“Good! I stayed in, so it was pretty quiet, just the way I like it.” Your arm brushed against his as you moved to let another person squeeze past you, and Sam swore his heart raced double time in his chest. He had to ward off thoughts of spending quiet nights with you before you noticed him acting weird. “Any fun plans tonight after training?” 
“Yes, actually! One of my friends is having their engagement party at Clos Maggiore, near the Royal Opera House. Maybe you know it?” 
“No way! I’ve been dying to try that place, but the waitlist is miles long. I’d probably be geriatric by the time I could get a table.” You sighed, offering him a shrug. A brilliant plan sprung to Sam’s mind at that very moment, and he decided to take the plunge and outright ask you what he wanted to. 
“Would you maybe want to go with me?” He asked, rocking back on his heels nervously. The corners of your mouth turned up into a small, hopeful smile. “As my date.” He added, praying that he wasn’t overstepping his bounds. 
That got a much bigger smile out of you, a beam whose magnitude could quite possibly rival the sun, in his opinion. It was one of Sam’s favorite things about you. 
“I would love to be your date, Sam.” 
“Really?” 
“‘Course. Dunno if you’d noticed, but I like you.” 
Sam’s answer was immediate. “I like you too.” 
He wanted to continue the conversation so badly, but you’d somehow arrived at the locker room without him even noticing. Normally he’d make an attempt to prolong the conversation, offering to walk you to your office, but he could see most of the team already booted up and ready to train. 
“I have to go.” He said, sounding a touch disheartened. You must’ve noticed, because you snaked your hand into his for a quick second, squeezing fondly before dropping your hand back down to your side. 
“Well, I guess I’ll see you tonight then. Six o’clock? Don’t be late.” You called, backpedaling down the corridor with another sunshine smile aimed his way. Sam nodded furiously. 
“I wouldn’t even dream of it.” 
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“Sam! Sam, watch—” 
Sam shook himself out of his thoughts, but not in time to see the ball hurtling right towards his face. 
Had he been paying attention, he would’ve seen the beautiful cross-field pass Jamie had lofted his way upon seeing that he was unmarked. Since he wasn’t, it slammed into the side of his head, sitting him right down on his ass in a sprawl of limbs. 
There was a symphony of shouts and the boys were by his side in an instant, crowding around him nervously as they waited to see if he was okay. Sam sat up slowly, rubbing his temple with a bewildered look aimed at his teammate. 
“You were lookin’ right at me, man, I thought you were open!” Jamie protested, raking his hands through his hair. “Did I break anything??” 
“Yeah bruv, did he crack your skull?” 
“How many fingers am I holding up?” 
“Do you remember how much money I owe you?” That one was Jan Maas, and it earned him an elbow to the gut. “What? I don’t want to pay him.”
“Sam! Do me a favor and come over here a sec!” Ted called, beckoning Sam over to the sidelines. “The rest of you boys head on over to Coach Beard for defense drills, chop chop!” 
With another shake of his head, Sam headed over. “Yes, Coach?” 
“First of all, you alright, son? Pretty nasty knock to the noggin you just got.” Ted looked genuinely concerned, but when Sam nodded, his mouth flattened into a rather disappointed line. “Good. Glad you’re okay. Second of all, your head’s further away from this pitch right now than E.T. from his home. Wanna tell me what’s going on, or do I gotta get all stern coach on you and make you tell me?” 
“Sorry Coach, I am just…” Sam trailed off, racking his brain for the right word to describe how he was feeling without having to tell Ted that he was distracted because he was thinking about you. Telling his coach he wasn’t one hundred percent into his training was definitely not a good move. “It’s nothing. I promise I won’t lose focus again. You have my word.” 
Ted tilted his head at the young player, as if contemplating whether or not to force the reason out of it. Eventually, he just shrugged. “Alright, well, why don’t you mosey on over to the treatment room to pay the good doc a visit? See if she can’t fix you up, make you right as rain again.”
Sam nodded, his eagerness to get back onto the pitch (and maybe at the prospect of seeing you again, even for just a little bit) sending him hurrying through the facility quickly. 
The door to the treatment room was ajar when he arrived, but he knocked anyway, poking his head in to scan for you. 
“You just couldn’t wait until after training to see me again, hm?” You sighed, smiling at him warmly from where you were looking over a chart. Sam offered a rather bashful smile and a soft greeting back, boots clicking on the floor as he shuffled into the small room. “Alright, come sit. Tell me what happened.” 
“The ball hit me in the head.” He mumbled, his cheeks growing warm with embarrassment. You clicked your tongue, fingers pressing against his scalp for any bumps or abnormalities. Your touch and close proximity made him shiver, but he liked to think he kept it under wraps quite well. 
“Do you have any nausea? Dizziness? Trouble remembering things?” Sam shook his head. He enjoyed being doted on by you, even if you were just doing your job. You patted his cheek goodnaturedly. “Well, other than that nice sized bruise where I’m assuming the ball hit you, I’m not seeing any signs of concussion.” 
“Thank god. I would’ve hated to disappoint the team.” 
“Just take this cold pack and ice your head for a while. Twenty minutes on, twenty minutes off, and repeat. The swelling should go down fairly soon, but I want you to let me know if you start feeling off.” You went to grab a bag of ice and a washcloth to wrap it in as you spoke. Sam’s eyes never left you, even when you came back to place the cold pack in his hand. “Would hate to lose out on Clos Maggiore because you got knocked on the head.” 
He nodded slowly, bringing the ice up to his head. “So you are only using me for my connections, I see.” 
“Pretty obvious, innit?” You winked playfully and getting hit in the head suddenly didn’t seem like the worst thing in the world. “Right, well you should get back to the pitch. Tell Ted you’re cleared for training after you ice.” 
“Yes, doctor.” He hesitated a moment, then crossed the room to press a quick kiss to your cheek before he could chicken out. “See you tonight.” 
Had he stayed a second longer, he would’ve seen how big your smile had gotten at the simple action. 
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ashstfu · 3 months
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hii ashh!! i hope you're doing good <33 wanted to stop by and ask for some good nature related recs (poems and books) or just yk some easy reads talking about the beauty---of simple things, of slow days, of a bird flying or the waves moving~~ (healing sorta?)
hi :) i think mary oliver is the best for a defined view on the natural world around her like devotions & upstream, or some percy bysshe shelley and walt whitman! other titles i recommend —
bright dead things – ada limon
the wild iris – louise glück
gilead – marilynne robinson
peace like a river – leif enger
winter morning walks – ted kooser
the book of delights – ross gay
dandelion wine – ray bradbury
the hurting kind – ada limon
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thecutestler · 1 month
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Keke's Ted Talk
You know what, I'm going to come out and say it and if you get offended then that means you're guilty.
A lot of people on here who claims to want to be friends with me on here aren't really in it for the genuine friendship! They either want to have a rp friendship or want to have a session friendship! I've come across a lot of people on here who are like that and it's just draining because I'm literally wasting my time and energy to make a friendship work and you don't really care for it.
So from now on if you don't see us having a friendship in the long run then please do us both a favor and don't text me! I want am actually friendship when getting to know people and although we both enjoy tickling that doesn't mean that it has to be the only thing holding us together.
For example: " Hiii, I'd love to be rp and get close 😊" Me: "Hii there, I'm sorry but I only rp with people after we become good friends and I'd love to be friends with you as well 🥰" Them: Never replies.... like don't be like that when I say I only rp with friends because that let's me know you just want a rp friendship only.
Other example: "Heyy I'd love it if we could be friends and possibly have a session down the line" Me: "Hiii and sure we can be friends I wouldn't mind at all but I don't know about the session thing but we can see how things play out 😊" Them: Never replies.... if you just want people to session with and a false friendship then please don't come over to me because I make people wait years to even session with me. I have people that I've known on instagram for about 2 or 3 years and still haven't sessioned with them because I don't feel like the friendship is genuine enough for me to want to meet up with them and mind you, I'm only knowing y'all from social media for all I know you can be a creeper...
At the end of the day just don't waste people's time and energy when you don't want the same thing they do! Thank you!
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satanicsanity · 1 year
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Hii can you do one where Wally and y/n are at a sleep over and telling ghost story's ? I also love your Wally impression's and your oc :)
Absolutely!! This one was honestly very adorable! Haha! I hope you guys enjoy!! <3
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The art & characters used are by clown/party coffin!🩷Go support them and donate to their Kofi of you can!
Subtitles, wally speaking: This is an amazing sleep-over neighbor! Oh!! I know something that can make it even more awesome... Ghost stories!! After all, what's a sleepover without a little bit of scary?? Haha! Alright let me think of one.... Oh! I know one! Once upon a time there w-.. Yes I start my stories with "Once upon a time!" what else am I supposed to start it with?? [pause] Fine fine! One dark and stormy night, there was a group of three neighbors.. And they decided to go camping! So they each stayed in separate cabins! And then one night, one of them-.. What's their name?? I dunno, Ted. Ted woke up in the middle of the night, and he went outside.. Only to find that his friends were missing!! Ahaha! [pause] what do you mean that's not scary?! I'd be Frankly very scared if all the neighbors were gone one day when I woke up and-.. No i haven't experienced something like that before, God what do you take me for?? [pause] ...Moving on!-
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wheredidhiseyebrowsgo · 9 months
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Hii!! I'm wondering if you and your wonderful followers could help me find a Sterek fic?? I've tried looking for it for ages but I fear it was deleted or just doesn't have the tags I think it does. Its and FBI Stiles fic where I think he's either left the FBI or is on a break from them. He and Derek are married and have either 1 or a couple kids. An FBI agent shows up to their house in Beacon Hills asking Stiles to go on a case but Stiles refuses. There might have been a bit about him having is personal information hidden to protect Derek and his private life. Stiles basically blows up at this agent and sends him packing back to the FBI. I've searched high and low for this fic and I just can't seem to find it. Thanks for the help in advance!
Hi @idoobeg! @generouscandyearthquake says it's this one.
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into the ripe air by unpossible
(5/5 I 13,337 I Not Rated I Sterek)
“Stiles,” Ted says as he rounds the front of the car. His eyes flick to Derek, and then to James, and there’s an indefinable change in his face that has Stiles’ shoulders tightening and he takes a long, slow breath, the better to take careful hold of his temper, because there are consequences for everything he says and does now, and he’s not a sixteen year old smartass anymore.
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starlanes · 9 months
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hii honeyy :D
i always hear 'oh fuck boy schlatt' or 'fuck boy dream' but let's talk fuck boy/girl/person reader, and how ted and charlie would be absolutely wrapped around their fingers
ted – is always texting reader 24/7 for dates even though reader always says no because you doesn't want a relationship (of course he gets you to say yes by covering it as just something sweet that leads up to the hookup) , texts at night asking you to come over , you getting up to leave afterwards every time but he pulls you back into bed so he can convince you to let him provide aftercare and stay overnight at his place , absolutely tells all his friends about you
charlie – initially thinks there's no harm in it but ends up falling for reader , knowing reader doesn't want a relationship so he just sticks around for the hookups , always provides aftercare bc it's the closest he's going to get to having you , texts you in the middle of day and in the morning but lets you text him to come over at night , would do absolutely anything for you even when you ghost him repeatedly
saint we're best friends with best friend bracelets
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slxtmeri · 9 months
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faking an orgasm with schlatt or ted, simply because you’re not feeling it anymore- and it goes from smut to hurt/comfort
hii anon, thanks for the req <3
a/n: i've been feeling so fucking shit lately, i haven't had the motivation to write much of anything. sooo i just wrote uo this blurb. pls enjoy (or don't!).
bf!ted
he's thrusting into you from behind groaning out and gripping your hips.
"shit, angel. so tight, baby..." his thrusts become more sloppy as he moans into your ear.
normally, you'd be approaching your high with him, but tonight you were just so exhausted, you couldn't really get in the mood.
when ted got home from a long day at work and began to kiss down your neck, you thought it would be a good release to spend some time with your boyfriend, but as the two of you laid down and he slipped into you, you began to realize that you weren't feeling it tonight.
so now, you let out a comically loud moan and squeezed your abdomen as an attempt to fool ted, and yourself, as he thrusted into you.
you felt him slide out of you and reposition himself to a sitting position on your shared bed.
you opened your eyes and turn towards him, embarrassed.
"teddy? uhm, why'd you stop, baby?" you muttered sheepishly.
he sighed before leaning over and cupping your jaw and planting a gentle kiss on your nose.
"what's wrong, love? i should have asked how you were feeling beforehand." he said as he got up and grabbed a blanket from a nearby chair in your shared bedroom.
your eyes teared up as he draped the blanket over your body and slid into bed next to you.
"i'm here, darling. always here."
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ceilidho · 4 months
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Hii, for the life of me I can't find that one anon you answered book recos? (Mobile tumblr search is being a dunce :⁠^⁠) ) Do you have any links? Any recommendations are welcome. Maybe you can add to it? I'd love more things to add to my tba now that I have the time.
oh yes my original post is here!! and i also did a nonfiction version here
also some other recommendations:
stories of your life and others by ted chiang [sci-fi short story collection; includes the short story that inspired the Arrival movie and tbh that wasn't even my favourite of the bunch; one of the best science fiction writers of this generation tbqh. i also recently read "exhalations", another short story collection, and that one has some bangers too]
collected fictions by jorge luis borges [fantasy / magical realism / philosophy; perhaps one of the best writers i've ever read in my entire life. i completely forgot to put borges on the original list. but you simply cannot go your life without reading at least one of his stories]
pure colour by sheila heti [fiction / magical realism; made me literally cry.......from my own personal issues that i saw reflected in the book....holy shit though this book was so good]
death with interruptions by jose saramago [fiction / magical realism; a very cool story in which everyone in a city randomly stops dying and they have to deal with the repercussions of this; i love ideas like this taken to their logical extreme. saramago is such a phenomenal writer, i also read "cain" and holy fuckkkkk]
some other authors i write (only putting them here if i've read multiple books of theirs): Ali Smith, Umberto Eco, Toni Morrison, Joan Didion, Audre Lorde, Neil Gaiman.
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