Mammon has a grabbable and slutty waist, like why does he need a waist that small and slutty for? For other men to grab it? Whore.

From a comedian to another u funny

Now add one more point lolllll

-Hey ya anon ( man I never expected my name to be that but that’s cool still 🥹) 

you don’t realize what you’re doing to my already mega big-ass ego, but yeah sure i’ll add those points amen you don’t have to tell me twice✋🏻

let’s dance

"13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing that you don't like about you. They don't even have to look at you for long. They'll just be like 'Ha, ha, ha, ha hey look at the high waisted man. He got feminine hips' And I'm like 'No! That's the thing I'm sensitive about." -You know who

OH OHOHOHO- YESSS 🤣🤣

JOHN MULANEY.

Did you type this by memory or did you copy and paste it!?!?!?!

I can almost recite this by memory. I can recite all of the salt and pepper diner skit. By heart

every time i see eclipse on this page i can’t help but think of john mulaney’s

“hey look at that high-waisted man! He’s got feminine hips!”

“NO THATS WHAT IM SENSITIVE ABOUT!”

Y/N really using up all her trust from him for the day.

If they switched positions though Eclipse's hands would touch almost completely around her.

Hey look at the high waisted man, he's got ✨feminine hips ✨

I love that half of the utmv community decided Cross is trans, it’s like we all collectively looked at him and went “haha hey look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips” and then shot him with the trans-beam

Lu boys as John mulaney quotes because I said so

Time- “he went home that night and said ‘papa, today I met a boy with no eyes’”

Twilight- “when I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s EXHAUSTING.” (Or “Hey! Do you want me to KILL THAT GUY FOR YOU.”)

Wild- “…I made a salad with craisins!”

Warriors- “look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips”

Four-“but why don’t we just tell our relatives that I’m a four year old BOY.”

Legend- “Shut up you’re all gonna die. Street smarts!!”

Sky- “Everyone get out of my way. I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”

Wind- “think about that for two minutes and tell me you don’t wanna walk into the OCEAN” (or “I am damp all the time. I am damp now. I will be damp later.”)

Hyrule- “do my friends hate me? Or do I just need to go to sleep.”

Ravio (bonus)- “GIVE US SOME MONEY!”

Yomotsu: Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day. Yomotsu: If I’m on the street on like a Friday on 3PM and I sense a group of eighth graders on one side of the street, I will cross to the other side of the street, because eighth graders will make fun of you, but in an accurate way. Yomotsu: They will get to the thing that you don’t like about you. Yomotsu: They don’t even need to look at you for long. They’ll just be like- *imitating Kosaka* - “Hahaha! Hahaha! Hey, look at that high-waisted man! He’s got feminine hips!” Yomotsu: And I’m like, “No, that’s the thing I’m sensitive about!”

Haha hey look at this high-waisted man, he got feminine hips lmaoo /j

Hey look at that high waisted man! He got feminine hips!

Hmph. Foul liar.

PK: Thirteen year-olds are the meanest people in the World. They terrify me to this day.

PK: If I’m on the street on like a Friday at 3pm and I see a group of 8th graders on one side of the street I will Cross to the other side of the street, because 8th graders will make fun of you, but in an Accurate way.

PK: They will get to the thing that You don’t like about You. They don’t even need to look at you for long, they’ll just be like ‘HA HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA HA, Hey look at that high-waisted man, he got feminine hips!’ And I’m like NO THATS THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT!”

I typed this out by hand while listening to the audio. Enjoy

-💚

HEAD IN HANDS

Damien to his group, pointing at Alucard: “ Hey look at high-waisted man, he's got feminine hips! ”

And Alucard's like, “ No! That's the thing I'm sensitive about! ”

Vampire shirt

idk what this is, this dialogue sounded way funnier in my head

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