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#has anyone made this joke yet
lulladae · 10 months
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yardsards · 5 months
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fellas, if your girl:
is an absolute shitbird
doesn't like potato chips
hates movies
teaches poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of her court mandated community service
is a taurus, but not one of *those* kinds of tauruses
once caught a wild fox and fed it poison
...then that's not your girl, that's
✨shlabethany✨
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familyabolisher · 1 year
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2023:
I AM A FRAGMENT OF THE WORLD SPIRIT, THE GENIUS LOCI OF REVACHOL
MY HEART IS THE WIND CORRIDOR. THE BOTTOM OF MY AIR IS RED. I HAVE A HUNDRED THOUSAND LUMINOUS ARMS
COME MORNING, I CARRY INDUSTRIAL DUST AND LET IT SETTLE ON TREE LEAVES. I SHAKE THE DUST FROM THOSE LEAVES AND ONTO YOUR COAT
I'VE SEEN YOU, I'VE SEEN YOU! I'VE SEEN YOU WITH HER -- AND I'VE SEEN YOU WITHOUT HER. I'VE SEEN YOU ON THE CRESCENT OF THE HILL
I NEED YOU TO PROTECT ME FROM DEATH
I CANNOT PERISH. LOOK AT ME. I CANNOT END
I NEED YOU
YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH
BE VIGILANT
I LOVE YOU
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autisticslp · 2 months
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Anyone wanna hang out with me in the Ba’al pit?
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shokupanda · 9 months
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i am here at the abandoned mines of echo-
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signalterminated · 3 months
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cloudsncows · 9 months
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not barbie or ken but a secret third thing (allan)
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imsrryboris · 1 year
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ra1ny-daze · 11 months
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wwill wood and the tapeworms.
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peanut-butter-fox · 5 months
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been thinking about the N dog plush a lot
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dragon-familiar · 2 years
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Bruce: Dumbass, get over here.
Clark: Okay, Bru-
Hal, walking over: I’m coming!
Clark, distraught: I thought…I was dumbass…
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buzzshaw · 11 months
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weighted blanket isn't enough i need to be crushed by a brooding mawlek
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samadhizzz · 4 months
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☆ Blade x Fem! Reader Headcannons ☆
He leaves you for a man
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blood of eden blows up kiriona and ianthe. call that NINE eleven. is this anything
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brinaflute · 1 year
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Same energy
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aprill-99 · 1 year
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*1995 pre-hotdogs of doom*
Alex: “Guys, if I died would you miss me?”
Luke: “It’s really funny how you think death might get you out of this friendship.”
*2020- after a few ghost-ified months*
Alex: *remembering some things* “Huh.”
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