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My most ambitious work yet, glad I got it finished. And I think it turned out pretty well. :3
#half-life#gordon freeman#hl1#pixel art#digital art#art#video game art#video game fanart#half life#hev suit#8 bit
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Broke: The HEV Suit should be generically androgynous because it's a Hazmat Suit.
Woke: The HEV Suit should conform to the user's physical proportions as much as reasonably possible because it's miniature power armor.
Bespoke: The HEV Suit should give everyone that wears it a dump truck ass because life's too short to die anything but caked-up.
#half life#black mesa#HEV Suit#Gina Cross#half life nsft#hornyhalflifeposting#lesbianhalflifeposting
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gordon freeman supports lesbians
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I honestly like to think that the reason Gordon Freeman can't mantle or climb without the aid of a ladder isn't for any game design reason, but simply because the HEV Suit weighs 500 pounds and is built like a dump truck. Trying to do a pull-up in that thing seems like asking for trouble, especially for a 6'2 twink who weighs less than a wet paper bag.
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How Much Does the H.E.V. actually Weigh?
Hey folks. So as a resident loser and wonderer of useless things I have been trying to figure out how much the H.E.V. Suit from hl2 actually weighs.
There’s no actual good indicator in hl1 for how much the mach 4 weighs so we’re going to be focusing on the hl2 mach 5 model.
Part 1: The Puzzle
First thing that I did was figure out how many cinderblocks gordon weighs. In one of the First puzzles in the game after you get your HEV and the Crowbar + 9mm You have to use 7 cinderblocks to make one side of the See-Saw go down enough that you can jump to the other side. However, if you use 6 cinderblocks it will act as a See-Saw, leading me to believe that gordon, with his crowbar and his pistol, weighs about 6.5 cinderblocks.
Part 2: Cinderblocks
Now, there’s a few different types of Cinderblocks that exist. There’s the standard ones with the two holes and the prongs which I’m sure many have seen before. But the thing is, Is that the Cinderblocks used in the game are not standard Cinderblocks.
For reference:
This is a chart comparing cinderblock sizes and weights.
And this is a half life 2 cinderblock
As we can see here the cinderblocks used in half life are the largest and therefore the heaviest cinderblocks on aforementioned chart. (bottom right)
Therefore a singular cinderblock used in the game weighs 52lbs/23.5kg
“But wait Tony!” you say “What about the weapons??”
fear not loyal half life fan, I’ve got that covered.
Part 3: The Weapons
So after reviewing a couple videos and confirming, the two weapons you have at the See-Saw puzzle are the Crowbar and the 9mm
Now after a little research, The 9mm weighs about 1.7lbs/.77kg
The crowbar weighs 18lbs/8.2kg
Part 4: The Guy himself
I want to preface this that this is a lot of speculation that’s based on game lore.
So, Gordon. He’s 6′2″ and looks like a bean pole.
i mean seriously look at this guy. He looks like your average STEM dad.
But the thing to remember here is that he has been going through Hazardous Environment training, including the Hazardous environment course. Along with being taught how to use the H.E.V. which the weight (we will get to it at the end of this post) will absolutely need him to bulk up at least a little for it.
So now we’re assuming that he has an athletic body type.
Unfortunately the USAmerican health system HEAVILY relies on BMI as a “Healthy Weight” indicator so that’s what i have to use (I tried finding something else if anyone has some good resources for this it would be wonderful if you replied or reblogged this with those)
According to places like Banner Health (which is what i used as reference) the average 6′2″ Athletic man falls between 171-210lbs/77.6-99.25kg. I assume here that Gordon falls around 202lbs/91.6kg
Part 5: The Math
Okay so, we have the weight of the cinderblocks used, we have the weight of Gordon himself, and we have the weight of the weapons. Fantastic! Now to do everyone's least favorite thing, Math.
First The cinderblocks since they’re the foundation (haha get it) of our entire project here.
52/2= 26lbs 23.5/2=11.75kg
52x6= 312 lbs 23.5x6=141kg
312 + 26= 338lbs 141 + 11.75= 152.75kg
Next we’re going to get the weight of the two weapons
1.7 + 18= 19.7lbs 8.2 + .77= 8.97kg
Great. Now we have all the numbers we need.
338-19/7= 318.3lbs 152.75-8.97= 143.78kg
318.3-202= 116.3lbs 143.78-91.6= 52.18kg
YAAAYYYYY WE FOUND IT OUT
The H.E.V. weighs 116.3lbs/52.18
congrats :]
#half life#half life 2#gordon freeman#hev suit#this took me so long#this is just my insane ramblings too like this is dumb#who needs this? me apparently
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My half-life hc is that Gordon cracks outta the H.E.V suit like an egg as graceful as a newborn giraffe
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HALF LIFE FULL HEV MK4 MODEL REFERENCE
(i think this model is much better than the one that comes with the red menace model and i recommend using this one if you want an accurate mk4, credit to pepperjak for this amazing model)
send me a message if there's a specific model you need references of, i'd be happy to snap some pics!
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I was just casually reading the Wiki page for Half-Life’s HEV suit and WHEN WAS SOMEBODY GONNA TELL ME—
THE RADIATION NOISES YOU HEAR IN GAME WHENEVER NEAR THE BIOHAZARDS IS CANONICALLY COMING FROM THE HEV SUIT????
Y’all had me believing that radioactive waste just SOUNDS like that
#half life#half life 2#valve games#hev suit#til#today i learned#shitpost#terminallyworkingonit#i’m an idiot#radiation#Geiger counter noises#text post
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Dr. Magnusson: They should've gotten here 5 hours ago!! Someone tap into Freeman's HEV suit and track their damn location!! We can't close the superportal without that portal code!!
Live HEV Suit feed:
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now I watched a video with a detailed analysis of the hev suit from a scientific point of view and there was an analysis of the sprint device. it said that most likely the sprint device is something like bionic boots. and I decided to draw how such devices could look like on Gordon's suit in a folded and working form. i wanna draw full art with this device :3
#half life#half life 2#sketch#headcanon#hev suit#gordon freeman#hl1#half life alyx#i like draw random headcanons#i hope you like it
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Unforeseen Conseggquences
#half life#sfx#half life scientist#egg#shitpost#shitposting#hev suit#whoopsies#teehee#i am sane and can be trusted in the kitchen#delicious egg#she blinded me with science#poetry in motion#psp door#brasil#ovo
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If you make fan art of anyone wearing an HEV Suit (including Gordon Freeman) and I can't see the contours of their individual ass cheeks from behind, you might as well just pack up and leave because this ain't it chief.
#half life#black mesa#half life 2#gordon freeman#hev suit#half life nsft#hornyhalflifeposting#lesbianhalflifeposting
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Gordon freeman has a morphine addiction.
#digital art#procreate art#art#fanart#half life#half life 2#gordon freeman#barney calhoun#half life fanart#hev suit
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GET ZAPPED SCIENCE BOY
#fanart#half life#my art#gordon freeman#hl1#hev suit#i love the opening sequence of half life's main story#Where Gordon just gets FUCKED#it's so good#also I did this in a stain glass style#because I didn't want to go to sleep#cause I had three nightmares in a row#and lo and behold#I had ANOTHER FUCKING NIGHTMARE
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