#hes so weird i love him
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Pov: you are edmont fortemps and your son has been gesturing wildly and talking about the warrior of light's splendid bulging muscles for 4 hours
Hey haurchefant lovers how we feelin tonight!!!
#i did the vault recently....why!!!!#also his jp dialogue is muah chef kiss!!!!#hes so weird i love him#hes literally a freak hes perfect#sketch#my art#ffxiv#haurchefant#final fantasy xiv#final fantasy 14
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i definitely think that vash has a weird ability to fit into small spaces like how cats do. weird bendy little guy who you sometimes just discover in spaces that humans could never fit, despite being insanely tall
#trigun#trigun 1998#trigun maximum#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#hes so weird i love him#takes a bite out of him
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hey!! could you write a havik x earthrealm reader celebrating Valentine’s Day at the reader’s request?
heart to heart (havik x gn! reader)
warnings: gore i guess? and both of you being weirdos but its ok ur weirdos in love. there’s also a rickroll at the end.
summary: kinda funny story of havik celebrating valentine’s day with gender neutral reader!! (cuz i can’t imagine him celebrating valentines in a normal way LMAO he’s chaotic ok.)
a/n: anon… did u read my mind.. cuz i was gonna write a valentine’s themed story with havik but i decided not to bc it wasn’t valentine’s yet.. but i have an excuse now 😈 also i went off the rails with this I’M *REALLY* SORRY ANON!!
“what is this.. valentine’s day you speak of?” havik asked. you had brought up the idea of valentine’s day with him, since the day was coming up and you wanted to see if your lover was interested in celebrating with you.
“well, it’s a holiday in earthrealm. not everyone celebrates it, but usually we use it as a day to appreciate our significant others. we gift them candies or some other goods.” you explained.
“…what else?” he asked, genuinely interested in your home’s customs.
“hmm… we put up decorations i suppose. a lot of red, white, and pink everywhere. and hearts. usually people gift their partners something heart shaped.” you added.
a comical lightbulb appeared above havik’s head as soon as he heard you say that.
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the next day, which was valentine’s day, you awoke to a box in front of yours and havik’s bed. it literally smelled like shit. did someone send you shit in a box???
“good day, my beloved.” havik greeted, sitting up in bed and looking as if he woke up before you.
“good morning, havik. did you send me this?” you asked. he nodded, gesturing you to open it.
when you opened it, it was as if havik gave you his heart.
literally. his heart was in the box.
you looked over to him and he had a giddy expression on his face as if he did the funniest thing possible.
“what? i heard you earthrealmers gave each other your hearts!”
“NOT LITERALLY.”
(real life image of havik giving you his heart drawn by me :333)
(ok ok now i’ll take it seriously LMAOOOO)
“good day, my beloved.” havik greeted. he was standing over the bed you both shared, looking strangely excited.
“good morning.. you look excited.” you pointed out, getting up out of bed.
“you should look outside.” havik grinned mischievously.
you gave him a confused look before you stepped outside to see a few bloody clothes on the ground.
“whose clothes are these?” you asked.
“these are the clothes of every person you ever wanted dead. surprise.” havik cackled. damn, he really killed them for you, he’s a keeper.
“i see..” you knew it was wrong. but damn, you wanted them dead so bad. and he did it for you, as a valentine’s day gift. you knew he wouldn’t give you a traditional gift since he’s a chaotic guy, but you definitely didn’t expect this. in your own twisted way, you were deeply grateful for what he did.
“thank you so much, love. i appreciate it.” you told him.
“that’s not all… i also made sure you don’t have any duties for today. you may choose how you want to spend your.. valentine’s day.” havik said, proudly. he was giving you the freedom to choose how you wanted to spend your day.
you chose to spend your day with him. you didn’t really care how you spent it, you were just glad to be around him. he felt the same towards you. havik refused to follow society’s traditional rules of valentine’s day. he wanted to be a little chaotic and mix things up a bit, but he understood that you just wanted to appreciate each other that day.
you wouldn’t change it for the world. he’s a bit strange and refuses to do anything traditionally, but at least he is being himself and still loves you. he loves and appreciates you a *lot* but he just shows his affection for you in a.. unique way. you are the light in his life and he would never give you up or let you down. just let him be a little weird with how he expresses his feelings, and you’re good.
(even tho he refuses to admit it, he does sleep that night in peace with you and clings onto your sleeping form like a sloth to a tree. he’s just so relaxed because he had a good day with you! a weird day. but when do you *not* have a weird day with havik? maybe you two will do this “valentine’s” thing again next year.)
#havik x reader#havik#mk havik#mortal kombat 1 x reader#mk x reader#i guess this is a crack fic?#im sorry its not very romantic#hes just SILLY he cant take anything seriously#love him sm#hes so weird i love him
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I said hed listen to the most white girl music (he would)
I started strongly pushing my Red Harlow agenda on discord might as well start here too.
#I NEED TO JUST.....#hes so weird i love him#stinking prairie dog#good god hes so sewage rat#red harlow#rdr2#red dead revolver#art#sketch#john marston#rdr#digital art#please#arthur morgan#vendi rants about red dead revolver
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When you die, how would you like to go?
“while slamming at the drum kit or doing Fiona Apple.”
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I got this goofy looking Foxy plush recently on an impulse so now I had to paint the lad himself, especially since the FNAF movie release date is getting closer and closer...
The plushie in question:
#hes so weird i love him#help my 2018 fnaf phase is slowly creeping up on me again#foxy#fnaf foxy#foxy the pirate#fnaf#fnaf 1#fnaf fanart#foxy the pirate fox#five nights at Freddy's#five nights at Freddy's 1#fnaf movie#my art i guess
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What would happen if his box got too soggy? Would it just collapse under his weight? What would he do then?
@threestripeslider @theawesomeninja-xd
hes purposefully choosing to stay in his wet cardboard box.
^that is me hi im delivering his bowl of soup :]
#hes so weird i love him#im printing tshirts with 'lesbians for leonardo' on the front the back is printed 'bbygrl squad'#and ofc there are going to be different variations not just lesbian#we'll meet again soon#wmas jailtime
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*trap survivor voice* The guy in the corner? Thats just Lawrence. Dont worry, hes harmless
#hes so weird i love him#lawrence gordon#saw#saw franchise#dr gordon#saw fanart#sawposting#creeds art
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i love that he always looks so suspicious like he ran in here and plopped down so hard and gave me these super shifty suspicious eyes he looks like he’s always just commited a crime and is seconds from getting caught
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This is Murray. He likes to crawl behind the blinds to look out the window and then forgets how to leave. He has never had a single thought in his tiny brains. That is all, you may continue scrolling
#the blinds are broken btw so we cant leave them up for him sadly :/#but luckily they bend super easy so its impossible for him to actually get stuck#caturday#hes so weird i love him
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“Why is he gifting us radishes?”
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Did you see Dacre's sauna post ?? That man !! Jesus I love him so much ... You're the only one who (imo) understands me 😘
i did! i appreciate dacre's pride in his foot fetish. not everyone can be brave like him.
#dacre montgomery#hes so weird i love him#replies#show us more pics of your feet dacre im living for it
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huge fan of whatever hes doing here
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