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ithefeatherquill · 5 years

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Live Blogging Hercules

7:38pm

Okay but the Muses are the most underrated characters in this entire film. I think they are on my favorite.

IM LOVING THESE JAMS.

Zeus’s nose in this is literally an arrow.

Has Hades been working out? Those forearms tho...

I see there’s no basic dog food for Cerberus, nah he (they?) get a whole steak.

Phobos and Demios also known as Little Bitch 1 and 2

That moment when you hair catches your clothes on fire...nbd

You’d think there would be better security on Olympus... like when a child is just born you don’t let them sleep in their own room? Has Hera never taken care of a baby before like the heck.

Cue the trope of having to use/drink all of something and there being just a single bit left therefore ruining the plan

Okay but if I saw a baby shotput two snakes I would run real quick so maybe the real heroes are the parents who took Baby Herc.

Penelope the Donkey looks at Herc like this is not the first time she has been launched into the air

I’m so uncomfortable with young Herc’s body porportions like his calves are quite literally larger than his head? and shoulders? and hips?

Is the background music in his head or is Olympus blasting something off Pandora? hehehe

Is no one else concerned Herc is pigeon-toed...

Cue flying off into the sunset

Pegasus is thicc

OK i know the trend is the 9 year glow up but Herc had the og training montage glo up

I’m jealous of Meg’s hair

So Phil says Meg is a pain in the patella but the patella is the knee soooo

Walking through Thebes is like walking through Turlington

(PART 1)

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#hercules

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0lympian-c0uncil · 2 years

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More hephaestus please?

•HIM!

•He is 7’1 but has horrible posture so looks like he is 6'8.

•He is the DEFINITION of thicc, like oh my lord.

•His first memory was when he was thrown off Olympus and saw his mother's face as he fell.

•When Thetis found him she was the first person that Hephestus met who made him actually feel joy.

•He calls Thetis his mom and it makes Hera extremely jealous.

•Doesn't get out much.

•Mostly stays in his forge getting bothered by Aphrodite.

•Loves his family but rarely ever shows it.

•Hestia is his Favorite Auntie.

•She is the only one allowed in his forge without permission.

•Surprises Thetis with ungodly amounts of gifts.

•Loves both Aphrodite and Aglaia

•He drinks A LOT of soda, like he has at least four to five cans a day.

•Loves to workout with Ares and Athena.

•When Hebe was little he would play dress up with her.

•His prosthetic arm is covered in stickers from the other gods (mostly Eros)

•Loves and adores Aphrodite's children even though they aren't his, and they love him right back.

•Is the big and little spoon.

•BOTTOM BITCH-

•Has dreadlocks

•Is fucking blind with out his glasses.

•Besties with Dionysus.

•Will walk around Olympus with Eros on his shoulders (Dionysus too sometimes)

•His cane is a gift from Hera.

•Prosthetic leg is also covered in stickers.

•Resting bitch face.

•Demeter allows him free access to her personal spa (she knows he needs it)

•Has a pretty good relationship with Ares.

•Takes lava baths

•He doesn't like children but for some reason they love him. (He is not fond of it)

•Is regretful about what he did to Harmonia.

•Loves to chew on chicken bones after he's done eating… he doesn't know why tho.

•BEARD-

•limps, like a lot.

•Is extremely passive aggressive.

•Tired and doesn't sleep.

•Goes on day trips with Dionysus.

•Has a lot of donkeys roaming around and in his home (Hestia's as well)

•He has a beautiful smile.

•Will stay up watching "Forged in fire" with Aphrodite or Aglaia laying on top of him

@perish-the-creator he you are!!!

#my baby #my boy my baby boy #hephaestus #asks and replies #answered ask #ask answered #answered #anon <3 #anon ask

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