"Somewhere Only We Know", Keane / "Hell of a Ride", Fizz / "I think I'm doing Great", Lora Mathis / "All Too Well", Taylor Swift / "Jackie and Wilson", Hozier / "You're on your own Kid", Taylor Swift / "Nighthawks", Edward Hopper / "Damage gets Done", Hozier / "Eat your Young", Hozier/ "Saturn devouring his son", Francisco de Goya / "But the Wages", Hozier / "Here For You", Jon Walker / "My Love Mine All Mine", Mitski / "Hell of a Ride", Fizz

diagnosed with being in your 20s and feeling powerless

I think of everything I could have been.

THE SECRET TO LIFE TRACKLIST 8/12: hell of a ride

[STROBE WARNING]

2econd 2ight 2eer x Hell of a Ride

These songs vibes in a very similar way to me

(EDIT: its on youtube)

the line "and tell your mom i love her oooh" does something nice to my brain

AAHH! This episode was trying to kill me

Track of the day // Nourished By Time - Hell of a Ride

dodie styled for various fizz Hell of a Ride cover art

Make up & Hair @_chingisabella @gorka.larcan @catalinasartor_ Fashion styling Assist. @sofiaosiadacz

Looks like the sun's coming out again And I see my friends and they're over the moon to see me What a surprise God I'm glad I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive I alive

IT'S DONE Y'ALL AA Posting this to YouTube tomorrow but you all get to see it first >:D

I'm terrified and excited for the season finale but man I'm gonna miss this show, it's one of my favorites!

ANYWAY YEP, ANIMATIC HEHE, ENJOY!!

My favorite thing is a good double entendre. On my mirror I have two sticky notes: "Killin' this shit" and "the kid is too sick to quit" On first glance, they're super positive and uplifting. HOWEVER, People that really know me know that I want to kill this shit [me] and I'm very chronically ill

Had a dream that I was watching an episode of Cobra Kai, in a timeline where Johnny and Kreese were working together for real, because they'd...I dunno, gone to family counseling and patched things up, and also I guess Johnny finally stumbled onto the right part of the internet and rolled up one day and was like, "Hey, have you heard about this new 'toxic masculinity' thing?" And Kreese was like, "Are you gonna try and sell me a juice cleanse? Because I already know about multi-level marketing."

They had also become fairly positive and reliable male presences in Robby's life, and Johnny was more or less his full-time Dad, and Kreese was his almost-kinda granddad-figure, although both Johnny and Robby were kinda weird and ambiguous on that point.

Anyhow, they were doing...something???...not exactly above-board in Europe that had them temporarily based in Portugal, and they had snuck into Spain for a couple days to do something. They got into a big fight, OF COURSE, and were able to karate their way back out, but the heat was gettin' too hot, and they decided to haul ass back to the U.S., but they had to go back to Portugal to get their stashed stuff. But they'd lost their gear in Spain, including their papers, and Robby had gotten knocked the fuck out, so Johnny and Kreese were tryna figure out how to sneak their way across the Portuguese border and back to their hotel.

The plot they'd cooked up was that, for some reason, they were gonna pretend that Kreese was Robby's dad (I guess because they needed to throw people off of their actual identities, and they thought that would help???), and Johnny was...relationship unclear. But the border situation was, incomprehensibly, kind of an outdoor pavilion on a beach, and the guy interviewing them at a little table with an umbrella over it, while they jointly supported a very unconscious Robby, was Rufus from Supernatural.

Now, Rufus knew who they were. They had, in fact, worked with Rufus peripherally on whatever thing they were doing that was not exactly above-board, or he at least would look the other way about it. But they all had to be super careful, lest they tip off the authorities.

So they're in a real pickle. And they all know it. And Rufus is giving them his best bureaucratic box-ticking act while also giving them the death-glare of, "Guys, you have screwed the pooch, tread carefully, don't eff this up, I like this job." And Kreese is kinda sitting back, stoically monitoring Robby to make sure he's not freakin' dying, because he's been unconscious for an alarming amount of time at this point, and Johnny's motor-mouthing away, getting increasingly nervous, because he knows they're being monitored in some way other than just Rufus.

And he slips up. Invents a surname for Robby, without being prompted. And Rufus just kind of gently squinches his eyes shut and informs him that, well, since he's naming names now, it's mandatory that he call it in and run checks on all three of them. But GOSH, THAT KID SURE LOOKS CONCUSSED. SERIOUS BUSINESS, THAT. IF HE WOKE UP FOR EVEN A MINUTE OR TWO AND GAVE AN INDICATION THAT HE NEEDED AND WANTED MEDICAL ATTENTION, THEY'D BE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO ESCORT HIM AND A CAREGIVER TO A MEDICAL STATION. SEEING AS RUFUS CAN'T TELL IF HE'S A MINOR, WITHOUT HIS PAPERS, AND ALL. And it could take him a while to run the background checks, system gets jammed up all the time, slow-ass government computers, filing system shot to hell, oh goodness...

And they do manage to get Robby conscious again, and explain the gist of what's going on, and he's like, "Wut? Y'all are fucking stupid, WTF..." And Johnny's like, "WE KNOW!" and Kreese is like, "Who do you mean, 'we?'" and Johnny's like, "That's beside the point! Can you act concussed? Like, tell 'em you're confused or nauseous or something?" And Robby's like, "I actually do legit feel like I'm gonna throw up, though..." And Johnny's like, "OKAY, WE GOT IT! Holy shit, sorry kid, legitimate emergency, we're gonna get you outta here, it's gonna be okay. EXCUSE ME? AGENT SINGER? SIR???" And Rufus is like, "You rang?"

They did make it into and then outta Portugal, I'm pretty sure. And Robby was fine later.

You don't know me at all

Fuck the system

Solar plexus

A lone star Texas, yeah

Too smart to be sexist, hey

Slow it down; the shit's too quick

Fuck it; stick with it

The kid is too sick to quit

Haters, suck my dick

Handle the candle, lick the wick

-Hell of a Ride (Studio) by Bo Burnham

Looks like the sun's coming out again

And I see my friends

They're over the moon to see me

What a surprise

God I'm glad I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive

"[MIKE] I DID IT [MIKE] I [[FINAL OFFER CALL NOW TO RECIEVE YOUR-]] DID IT!!1! I [WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT]

[ [ H E A V E N ] ]"

As Spamton opens his eyes, he sees him. He weeps with joy. He did it. This must be heaven and that Must be Mike. Strange. He didnt think Mike looked like that at all. Oh whatever. It doesnt matter what Mike looks like. Nothing matters anymore, hes in H E A V E N. Mike smiles and opens his mouth and Spamton prepares himself for whatever is to come out of Mikes mouth and-

"We've had a hell of a rideeee"

-Hes singing????

"But you thought we were riding to heavennnn"

He... doesnt sound anything like mike what is-

"Well i motherFUCKING LIEDDDDD"

-okay yeah definitely not Mike. Hm. This is. Certainly. Yeah.

"NOW CRANK THAT FUNKY SHIT TO ELEVEN"

Spamton began openly sobbing.

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