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funtimebunnyblog · 3 years

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Hi!! I’ve got a request. I’m not sure if you’ve seen WandaVision or if you watch MCU movies, but I have one that relates to it. How do you think the pillarmen would react to their lovely s/o having abilities like Scarlet witch? Telekinesis, Telepathy, manipulation of reality, force fields, etc. S/o can also technically have flight by using her telekinesis powers too. She’s incredibly powerful! But isn’t physically powerful.

Oh yes! 😮😍🤩 I love Marvel! I grew up watching the movies a lot (you can thank my older brother for that 🤪) and I LOVE this idea, Anon! ❤❤❤

However, I have not seen WandaVision 😭😭😭 IT LOOKS SO GOOD! But I have cruddy internet due to the fact I live far out into the woods 😔 (and the internet has once again thrown spoilers into my eyes like pepperspray) sooo... I can only hope one day I will get the chance to enjoy it 😅

Either way, I do hope you enjoy this! I'm so sorry this took a little longer than anticipated 😅😇 I promise after this request we'll be back to our regularly scheduled writing!

The Pillarmen (separate) with an s/o that has abilities similar to Scarlet Witch...

(Under the cut for length...)

Kars:

• Kars always found your powers intriguing to say the least.

• Even when he first came to the realization that you possessed some sort of "super human" abilities, he found himself wanting nothing more than to study you.

• Perhaps you had done this to yourself by craft or perhaps not...

• In either case, you both were a couple with same differences.

• You could be out there trying to rise to greater power or status (much like he had done crafting his stonemasks), or even go so far as to try and take over the world with your abilities...

• The only problem being that you only found real use for them when reaching for the T.V. remote when it was too far away or manipulating time itself when you were late for work.

• Kars considered giving you some encouragement in using your powers for more but you held no interest in being "powerful" despite the fact you were already powerful!

• And then there was also the matter of you putting your telepathy to use...

• "Are you in the kitchen?" The ghostly whisper of your voice echoing through his mind never failed to send a shiver down his spine.

• "Yes." He replied, frowning into empty air. "Bring me a popsicle." Came the mental command, only making him sigh aloud. "Why can you not just get up and get it yourself? The living room is literally one room over!"

• "You're closer." The simple reply only made him roll his eyes. "And you're the one with super Human abilities, dear." He responded, unable to stop the curl of his lip into a little smirk.

• He was certain he had you now.

• The massive Pillarman could only blink as the fridge to his right started to emanate with a glowing crimson mist, the door suddenly swinging open by itself.

• A single blue popsicle encased in the same mist picked itself out of the freezer and dangled in the air before him before flying out of the kitchen and into the living room before his very eyes.

• "Thanks for reminding me, honey!" Your cheery voice chirped, echoing off the walls of his brain.

• Kars supposed he just had to be content that you were happy with yourself by doing what you wished with your powers...

• Even if it only encouraged you to be lazy.

Esidisi:

• Esidisi, much like Kars, finds you to be a fascinating creature indeed.

• He had no idea that Humans could do such wonderful things without the aid of some kind of craft; like the stonemask that blessed him his own powers.

• He finds it hilarious, not to mention adorable, that you had all sorts of incredible abilities at your disposal and yet... you carried out your life like a normal Human.

• You went to work and paid bills for crying out loud.

• Even from the moment you two met, he always asked you to do things both crazy and (a lot of the times) not a little dangerous.

• He'd ask you to levitate off the ground to reach for something even though he was tall enough to get it, simply because he was amazed you could do so.

• Or he'd plead with you to take him to another reality so he could fight with the robot-pirate empire.

• The man especially got a kick out of the probability manipulation part of your powers.

• "Say, what's the probability my bathtub will be overflowing with rubber ducks when I go in?" He questioned with a grin.

• You pursed your lips, only half paying attention as you were invested in a video game. You hadn't exactly heard his question but still chose to give an answer.

• "Hmm, 170%." Came the reply.

• That was all the Pillarman needed to hear before Esidisi was excitedly scurrying towards the bathroom, practically bouncing as he stopped to make a grab for the doorhandle.

• It was only in that moment when his question truly sunk in with you, making you blink olwishly as you spun around in your seat to stop him. "--WAIT!"

• Too late.

• The flood of rubber ducks hitting him and sweeping him away down the hall as soon as he flung open the door was highly unexpected but very much welcomed by him.

• If anything, you were happy he didn't have a way to obtain these powers himself; then you would have to really use your powers to fix even more problems he made with them.

• However, you wouldn't deny he helped you get some good practice in when making all sorts of requests...

Wamuu:

• Your powers made Wamuu view you as a worthy opponent for a Human, even long before he fell head over heals for you.

• Before meeting you, he had no idea Humans could obtain such incredible feats and abilities.

• He was under the impression that Hamon was the limitation to Human powers.

• But it was more than clear to him that you weren't exactly a fighter despite the fact you could use them for battle.

• After a little persuasion on his part however, he managed to coax you into sparring or training with him in your free time, making the Warrior absolutely elated to see you in action.

• Fighting against you was exhilarating and actually a challenge to Wamuu, he greatly enjoyed every second of it.

• You could easily deflect sharp blasts of his wind with your force fields like nothing.

• To his astonishment, there was not so much as a hair out of place the time he decided to use his Divine Sandstorm on you.

• "Now, make sure you hold onto me and don't let go." You ordered, smiling softly as his massive arms wrapped around your body.

• Wamuu cocked an eyebrow curiously, frowning down at you where you also held him. You had brought him outside and told him that you were going to show him something.

• "What is--?" The Pillarman's words died on his tongue as he suddenly felt his feet lift off the ground, a weightlessness overtaking his body as if he were nothing but a balloon filled with helium.

• He looked down with wide eyes to find that you and him were hovering right off the ground... no, flying!

• The two of you were actually flying and without wings too!

• You could only laugh at his shocked expression, going higher into thee air with every second. His clothes and the wires of his headgear flapped in an invisible breeze as you took him all the way up into the sky.

• Wamuu finally found his voice, his shocked expression now carrying a HUGE smile as his eyes glittered with delight. "My beloved, you're-- You're something absolutely extraordinary!"

• Your powers and the way you use them will never cease to amaze and impress Wamuu. No matter how many times he sees them it always seemed like you had a trick up your sleeve.

Santana:

• From the moment he laid eyes on you, Santana knew there was something very different about you.

• Something... magical. Out of this world.

• You weren't like any other Human he had ever encountered before (and he had definitely me his share of oddball Humans in his life).

• At first he thought that your super Human abilities were some kind of offspring or held some direct link to that "Hamon" ability he knew Humans practiced...

• But with more examination, more time spent with you and some reassurance on your part, he came to find it was in fact something completely different.

• Always curious, Santana liked to watch you use your powers even for just the little things like moving furniture or turning the lightswitch off from across the room.

• Crash! You had heard the vase break form the other room and weren't surprised to find Santana standing over the shattered remains of pottery.

• The red-head looked surprisingly sheepish, he hadn't meant to break it. "Sorry." Was all he said, baby blue eyes dropping down to the mess on the floor.

• A smile appeared as you waved your hand in the air, a bright red fog following your movement. "Don't worry about it," you hummed.

• Santana only stared, lips parted and eyes wide as the pieces suddenly reformed in mid-air. It was as if time went backwards before his very eyes and before he knew it, the vase was standing before him where the mess of shards once was; completely unscathed.

• "See?" You laughed, more than a little amused to see him so astonished. "No problem."

• A soft smile found its way to Santana's lips. You watched the Pillarman lean down and wrap his hands around the pottery gingerly, picking it up and turning it in his palms to check for any signs of breakage.

• "Impressive..." he murmured, making you feel a little boost in pride.

• You couldn't stop yourself from jumping, a yelp escaping your lips, in surprise as Santana suddenly threw the vase down hard on the floor, smashing it to even tinier bits than before.

• His eyes fell on you, still reeling from shock, as he pointed to the mess. "Again?" He questioned.

• ...with great power came great responsibility. And great messes to clean.

• You could only hope he wouldn't break all your plates next just to see you fix them.

#funnybunny #pillarmen #kars #esidisi #wamuu #santana #pillarmen headcanons #kars x reader #esidisi x reader #wamuu x reader #santana x reader #my wriring #anon ask

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ahndor · 3 years

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ok literally nobody asked for this but

why karlnap is going to be endgame in the dreamland series: an essay by mars wuackitys

spoilers for both heatwaves and helium under the cut

exhibit a:

reminds dream of him and george when they first met. hmmm. inch resting

exhibit b:

could just be normal feral boys shenanigans. but george kinda freaks out and reminds dream he’s still live right after this like. why would that be the thing you’re worried about being heard live?

exhibit c:

i know possible foreshadowing when i see it

exhibit d:

sapnap.....why did you seemingly get more interested when you noticed karl was on the server...? and dream....why would your heartbroken self not want to be around karl and sapnap...?

exhibit e:

WHAT IS THE SUSNAP NOTE. WHAT IS IT. I MUST KNOW ITS KILLING ME. CAUSE LIKE...NAIL POLISH????

exhibit f:

again this is like. the most mundane interaction but sapnap became very interested in the texts once it was about karl

exhibit g:

CALLBACK TO THE SUSNAP LIST. I REPEAT. CALLBACK TO THE SUSNAP LIST. karl’s contact name for sapnap having tons of emojis. sapnap responding with “such long messages” HELP

exhibit h:

karl. karl my beloved. is italian. whom else would sapnap call while making pasta who has a good meat sauce pasta. why is sapnap calling karl all the time hmmmmmmmm

#helium spoilers #this is all crack btw i dont wanna be that person that speculates about someone elses fic like this fhskdhdj #but like.....theres so many little things.....#maybe im just in karlnap HELL but ykniw #dreamland series #karlnap #mars speaks #i’ll be adding to this if/when new chapters come out lmao

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wuackitys-has-moved · 3 years

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HELIUM CH 3 SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT (KINDA) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

did anybody understand dream’s “susnap” note that they read in the diner cause??? i think i do but im not sURE

#help #is it....is it what i think it is???#helium #mars speaks

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buddietomytarlos · 3 years

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9-1-1 S4 Ep6 Thoughts *Spoilers*

Thoughts under cut so they’re not annoying and take up the entire tag :)

- So we’re gonna start on a speed chase—WAIT DID SHE SAY ENGINE 118? Oh yeah someone steals it I forgot lmaoooo

- BUCK 3.0 asdfghjkl; “not sure what inspired the software update” EDDIE WITH THE ONE LINERS WE LOVE IT

- His parents are gonna come to his therapy omgggg

- BUCK SCREAMING AT THE PROBIE DAMN

- OMG THE QUIET WORD. THAT EP JUST HAPPENED IN THE NIGHT SHIFT TOO ASDFGHJKL;

- lmaooooo the dishwasher was quiet

- BUCK IN THE GLASS ROOM WITTH TH EFIRER SUPPRESSION SYSTEM LMAO

- How did that guy even duct tape himself up there like??

- “you might regret that later” yeah rip to his hairs

- WAIT THAT’S LEGAL BECAUSE HE RENTED IT FOR THE WHOLE DAY….???

- Ana is so pretty though fuck but I’m not here for the random flirting… well a tiny bit but that’s just because I’m a sucker for one patching up the other

- oh look his duct tape isn’t holding who’s surprised…

- I couldn’t type about many of these quick situations bc I was suctioning my mom but rip to Buck’s outfit

- OH GOD HELIUM ASDFGJKL; reminds me of that episode with the brownies. Also, Buddiie being the only two unable to stop laughing lolol

- Rip when can they eat </3

- Viejas (?) did he just call them old women?

- “No curse here” *glaring at Eddie* lmaooo

- CHIMNEY AND BUCK TEXTING JOSH AND ASKING FOR BAY LEAFS AND BELLS

- “universe is screaming at you” mmhm yeah probably trying to tell Eddie and Buck that they should be together

- BUCK TRYING TO HIDE HIS FACE FROM THE PICTURES

- Chimney reading a baby book

- FIREWORRKS….. FUCK. Also not him trying to take out the fire with his tiny little hose

- THERE’S NOBODY AT THE 147 FHSADJKFASHFHKJSF well then-

- “THEY’RE SO FOCUSED ON WHAT THEY DON’T HAVE, THEY MISS THE CHANCE TO SEE WHAT’S IN FRONT OF THEM.” He thinks he’s talking about Ana awww no it’s about BUCK

- I always love these deep, emotional conversations

- WHAATT EVEN JUST HAPPENED…?

- BOBBY RECOGNIZING TTHAT DUDE YESSS. Buck running after him oof. OH SO THIS IS HOW THE TRUCK IS STOLEN. Buck I love you but what is knocking on the truck gonna do, make him stop? ahdfksfsdf

- For a sec I thought that girl running was May

- Imagine seeing police cars chasing after a firetruck

- Rip to whoever’s car that was

- Buck having to be in the gurney lmao

- Eddie’s gonna be the one to talk him down mmhm that’s right

- EDDIE FTW!!!

- HE TRIPPED OVEVR THHE FUCKING FIREHOSE LMAOO

- Not this dude suddenly wanting to be a cop… bruh

- Bobby buying breakfast for them ahhhhh

- I knew someone was gonna choke at breakfast

- so who’s gonna manip Eddie and Buck sitting at a table together like a date since they both are at tables in the same type of light

- “Jinx!” hahahahaha

- um… why are you watching people— that’s so weird and never good and that’s why you got hit in the head :((( I hope he’s okay

#9-1-1 #Thoughts #Spoilers

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lynxgriffin · 5 years

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Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots

Got even further today! And here’s the running commentary! Under the cut again for spoilers!

Okay! Time to get back to it!!

Aww we found the nephews!

And another hidden mickey!

Aaaand I think we’re about to find Remy too

Let me in I want to cook with my rat friend!!

Oops looks like we stumbled into the woods anyway

MONKEY HEARTLESS

Awww yes I got the roaring rapids kinda ride deal!

THERE IS RATTY FRIEND

CONTROL THE SORA VIA HIS HAIR

I can’t save you right now Roxas, I HAVE TO COLLECT PARSLEY FOR THIS RAT

Aaand we’re back at Ira’s mansion!

Sora all like NO SUDDEN TOUCHIES

VERBOTEN

Ienzo: I could smell your computer incompetence from across the worlds

Told you guys virtual reality is just magical bullshit!!

Oh geez someone get this poor boy a cot and a pillow

Sora: I don’t computer good, please help

Uh oh Even got Norted didn’t he

Hayner: I FORGOT I HAVE TO GO SWAT SOME BEES

Suspiciously no music here

Hiiiii Norty Guys

Sora: DATA IS REAL PEOPLE TOO

AGAIN, GOOFY IS THE SMART ONE

Press X to doubt on that, Xemnas

DEATH BY TEACUPS

Gotta say that attraction flow is kinda OP

HIIII SCROOGE

Donald is always making a menace of himself, Scrooge, that’s normal

OMG I want cake now too

Remy no longer cooks for the love for food, he’s HOOKED INTO CAPITALISM

No I love Remy Ratatouille is a good movie

DON’T YOU TRY AND SPOILE ME TOO, GAME

Oh I see Bee Swatting Alley has turned into a little drive-in theater

There was a hole here…it’s gone now

Roxas has to collect Nobody emblems, I get to collect chocolate and caviar. SUCKS TO BE YOU, ROXAS

“Skateboarding is passe now” INCORRECT

Scrooge is just like I RUN THIS TOWN NOW

GET YOU SOME QR CODES SORA

Scrooge: THAT’S CAPITALISM BABEY

If we wish for Roxas with all our hearts and clap our hands HE’LL COME BACK TO LIFE

Ansem: Just look at them…COOKING…PASTRIES…

Another vessel? Don’t you guys already have like fourteen??

I just realized: are the loading screens just. KH Instagram

OKAY IMMA GONNA COOK WITH THE RAT NOW

I AM NOT GOOD AT THE COOKING BUT I LIKE DOING IT

Okay, I THIIIINK the thing to do now is head on to the next world!…

YES YES YES KAIRI’S HERE

REDHEAD SQUAD PLZ

REMEMBERING XION SOB

The Twilight Town trio ice cream music ohhh noooo

just pulls the damn ice cream out of his back pockets IT’S FINE

ooooooo nooooo

OH NO HE CRYIN

Lea: I’m not crying there’s just extra testosterone leaking out of my eyeballs

LEA WHAT we just got used to Lea now back to Axel MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND

Riku and Mickey doing more investigatin’

Eeeeeexposition time~

FINALLY PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER, MICKEY

GAH DAMN THEY FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE DEAL WITH TERRA

Well thank goodness these two finally got a case of the Smarts

Okay okay okay! FINALLY CAN GO TO NEW DISNEY WORLDS

It looks like Toy Story is the better choice so I’ll do that first!

After I snag hidden mickeys in Olympustown, anyway!

Okay, those are all the ones I could remember for now, guess we’ll move on to advance the story!

Yikes I absolutely stumbled into a gummi boss battle that I was not ready for

I am so so so bad at the gummi missions in this game, sheesh

BUT IN ANY CASE I FINALLY GOT TO TOY STORY WORLD YAAAAY

OMG is this the game that Rex thinks Sora is from

so fukkin Squeenix

LIL TOY HEARTLESS

Oh wow the music here is so fun

FINALLY GOT FRECKIN AERIAL RECOVERY

Watch out Sora you gonna get laser’d

Sora: I am not Noctis but I know it’s easy to get confused

I love how all this nonsense is basically in canon in the Toy Story universe, thank you Squeenix

Oh wait the humans are missing too that’s a problem

DID THEY GO AND MAKE A XEHANORT ACTION FIGURE TOO

I thought he was just regular size

Guess Al’s Toy Barn went under

Buzz is so dang suspicious

DANGIT we ALMOST had parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme outside the house here!

That is a honkin huge toy store WTF

HIIII Youngnort

BEAT UP THE ROBOTS

Okay this is a pretty fun take on Shrouding Dark Cloud

“Oh that’s right, you’re from a video game, where the rules are BULLSHIT”

Buzz is being such a stick

EXCUSE U but before we rescue our friends I need to find various selfie spots/weird rocks/groceries

sheesh I don’t even care if using Antiform ends up being bad it’s so much fun to do

Oh no I forgot to take out the security cameras, WE’RE DOOMED

OMG if you hit a helium can it makes Sora’s voice all squeaky I CANNOT B E L I E V E

All these bigass dragon toys have me like

VALIDATE REX’S FEELINGS GUYS

I popped out of Antiform for the cutscene and then popped back into it??

THEY HAVE THE BATTLESAURS FROM THAT ONE TOY STORY SHORT

Why are there such nice dolls in Babies and Toddlers?? You don’t give dolls this nice to babies!

Everybody’s playin’ his theme song!

Corporal: I can’t believe…I got tuba’d…

OH I don’t like that, NO SIR

Yes just give this horrible doll to your baby, that’s fine

FINALLY high jump!!

Sora never say never on horrible things like that!!

The claaaaaaaww

WE HAVE DEFEATED THE CLAW

“Nirvana will not be reached” o o p s

Oh gosh what is this game where I’m stacking flans…

The video game section is just labeled 999999999 FLOWEY I KNOW YOU’RE HERE

Sora: Actually I think this is Riku on the cover

YOU. ARE. A. VIDEO GAAAAAME

Oh Rex I wish they still made strategy guides :(

Ohh I knew the bad thing that they mentioned would happen would happen!

Okay I wanna play Space Cats tho

THE HECK JUST HAPPENED

No Sora you are the videogaems

Well that took way too long but I ended up beating KING ROBOT in antiform

Wreck-it Ralph summon!! YAAAAY

I can’t believe that Buzz Lightyear got Norted

At last, we’ve reached baby jail

This isn’t a friggin toy store it’s Discovery Zone!

We just fuggin cactaur’d our way up here

AT LAST, SORA GETS TO SPEND AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PIT

Oh well this looks like a boss battle spot

Now we’re in what? Lego hell??

Woody: So you were never loved as a child, were ya

OHOHOHO

HE JUST HOOKSHOTTED THAT BITCH WITH HIS PULLSTRING

These are things you already knew Youngnort!!

That was an appropriately epic battle music for DEFEAT UFO TOY IN TOYSPACE

Awwwwuuh

You’re really not, Donald

Awwww FRIENDS ALL AROUND

Okay we have! Finished that world! And YAAAY new Keyblade!!

~~The Perfect Body~~

WELL WE GOTTA FIND SOMETHING TO STICK THAT HEART IN

OF COURSE RIKU WOULD THINK OF THAT

It’s cloning, Riku, it’s basically cloning.

Sora: CLONES! GREAT, BRILLIANT

Oh okay thank goodness they’re actually KEEPING EACH OTHER UPDATED SOMETIMES

OKAY I think I’m going to need to stop here because I’m starting to go crosseyed and my thumbs are sore

WE’LL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT WORLD TOMORROW

HOT DANG

#kh3 spoilers #kingdom hearts spoilers #lynx plays kh3 #THESE WORLDS ARE SO EXTENSIVE

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medusinestories · 6 years

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I got through Lost in Space! I don’t usually marathon but 1) it’s a good show to marathon 2) I wanted to be able to look at you guys’ awesome posts and edits asap! <3

So anyhow some thoughts under the spoiler cut.

- after a while, my ear got completely used to Toby’s American accent. It wasn’t bad so much as just Different from what I’m used to, esp. since I watched Jane Eyre and The Tenant of Wildfell Hall last week (ok in Wildfell Hall he had a Yorkshire accent and that also took some getting used to).

- Next time I watch, I’ll do a drinking game with all of Toby’s “yeahs” (I don’t drink, so I guess I’ll eat candy instead).

- Maureen. I have A Thing for ladies like Maureen: competent, intelligent, driven, somewhat reserved/distant but with a big heart. So basically: loved her, and enjoyed watching her struggle with her relationship with John.

- John’s character wasn’t highly original, he’s your basic Marine tough-but-nice guy. I actually liked that he wasn’t so developed as to dominate over the women in the story, who ended up being more central to the plot.

- Ep 7 was gold. The drama, the tank tops (his and hers), the tar, the giggling... =D Toby needs to giggle under helium more often!

- Penny and Judy! Were! Awesome! I loved them so much, and loved their relationship too, and their relationship with their little brother. These three actually reminded me of my family, as I have two siblings and we’re kind of similar to these types of characters.

- I also liked Will and his struggle with himself and the robot. The robot was endearing, but I wish they’d made the robot/alien plot a bit clearer rather than have a second robot show up from nowhere in the last 20 minutes of the show.

- I was happy to see some diversity in the other colonists, and sad that we probably won’t see them again. I loved the Watanabes especially. I also like that Victor was a nuanced character, both a dick and a quite competent leader.

- Don and Debbie, OTP of this show! For someone who doesn’t like other people, he sure knew all about how to take care of his favourite chick. No seriously Don was A Good, and I like that he got to be friends with Judy without it being some kind of romance.

- I also like that Penny wasn’t interested in pursuing a relationship with Vijay after he betrayed her trust.

- Dr Smith can die in a fire for all I care. I have very little tolerance for or interest in psychopath characters. It’s a shame we didn’t try to put a bit more nuance into her, at least to let the viewer wonder whether she was entirely bad or not.

- Loved their planet, I really like that they made an effort to add diverse types of terrain, not just Planet Canada (which I think a lot of scifi shows have used? Definitely saw similar places in Stargate). Also they made up some very cool wildlife, including the pterodactyl-like creatures.

- the photography was beautiful. So was the score. The pace was good, too, lots of good twists. Not a huge fan of the fact that the end is a cliffhanger, unless they’re certain to make a second season. They’d better make a second season!!

#lis spoilers #lost in space spoilers #lost in space

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