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He's too cool! Just wow!
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One dog called to bring light into a dark world. Will he accept this calling? “BEOWOOF!” Swipe. #woofiegram #pleaseswipe #heisperfect #goldendoodlepuppy #goldendoodlesofinstagram #authorpets https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPJqelP6MN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Tyler Stuff :)
@tragiclyhip, @youflickedtooharddamnit, @secretaryunpaid
On this episode of “Is your wife really as tiny as you say she is?”
Yes.
Yes, she is.
Look at her. Now tell me how she doesn’t deserve the nickname “Pocket Wife”.
Only took six years but the wife finally popped out another brunette
#TasmanSlater #heisperfect #lastone
I mean, he cant be any worse than the wife when it comes to driving. She can’t reach the pedals either.
After a steady string of boys, she got herself another girl. At last. And by the looks of things, a regular ‘mini Me’.
You never realize just how strong your wife actually is until you see her go through bringing a baby....YOUR baby...into the world. And just when you think you can’t love her anymore than you already do, you watch her as a mum.
Me: “Brookie, where are we?”
Her: “The mall!”
Me: “And what are we going to do?”
Her: “Spend all your money!”
Bought the wife her favourite donuts. So she had something nice to wake up to. Know what she had the nerve to say? Out loud? “Better than sex.” And then when she noticed my reaction, quickly added: “Almost.”
Mmmhmm.
Rough night, honey? Jesus Christ lmao
My wife comes into the bathroom and pokes her around the shower curtain: “I made you something to eat.”
Go downstairs, thinking ‘hey, she’s made me a breakfast feast!’ And what do I discover?
The freaking bottle is bigger than her head. This is our smallest one yet. I’m scared to even pick her up. And the old lady just left me alone with her.
Side note: Look at all that hair.
Me all proud of herself for making cookies as favours for a friend’s wedding. Whose doing so at our house, on the beach. I’m like ‘oh that’s so sweet, honey. Making something for them.’. I’m expecting like your basic cookies. Chocolate chip. Peanut butter.
Not this.
She just sent me this picture (taken at ‘meet the teacher night’ while talking to TJ’s nightmare of a teacher) with the caption: “How many different ways of killing her were you imagining?”
IDK, babe. I think I was on my eighth. And it was the most gruesome and painful way yet.
Texted this to the wife. Along with:
“If you’re not down to doing this at Halloween this year, we’re getting a divorce.”
Her: “You as the man in the yellow hat? in that case, the man in the yellow can GET IT.”
Look at the limbs on this kid!
She definitely does not take after her mumma.
This little one went down for a nap and a couple hours later I hear giggling and babbling and “daddeeee...dadddeeee...” Go in, and this is what is waiting for me.
And just like that, I was a puddle of mush.
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I must ask, because you are godlike writer among mortals....have you ever considered......dark Hashirama?
Oh haha, thank you! I actually got an ask about this before and tried in vain to find it...only to realize I hadn't posted it and it was in my drafts 😬
The answer: yes! I actually have a wip I've been kicking around that I eventually want to finish. And in that other post, I talk about how I'd conceptualize a "dark Hashirama", mostly avoiding the 'bad brother', 'dark =/ evil', and overabundant sexual abuse cliches.
Here's also a short list of dark!Hashirama recs from me!
#asks#heisperfect#naruto#hashirama senju#sorry this took so long to answer lol#i could have sworn i posted those others and spent so long trying to wrangle tumblr tags to find them
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The battle against the Senjus was still going. A lot of blood was shed, and Madara kept his focus on Hashirama but also kept aware of how Izuna was doing, but he of course never took his eyes off the Senju who was attacking him.
Izuna on the other hand was fighting Tobirama, and after a while the younger Uchiha was able to bring down the younger Senju, giving him a fatal injury causing him to fall on the battle field.
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Obito. I love you and your face.
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"... Huh? How do I look like Obito?"
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Obito. I love you and your face.
"...." Obito doesn't know Hashirama personally, how does Hashirama know him? To say that he is disturbed by this love declaration would be an understatement, this is very unnusual.
"Uhm.. Excuse me?" Maybe he heard wrong.
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The definition of; Did I save these pictures or did these pictures save me ?
Akaashi❤ art by @airsthiner on twitter
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He is PERFECT 💜
#can we apreciate his lovely bunny smile#bts jungguk#jeon jungkook#bts bangtan boys#jungkook#bts jungkook#bts army#bts reactions#bts jeon jungkook#ilovehim#bbmas 2019#topsocialaward#bts vlive#vlive#bangtan#heisperfect#imsoproud
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AHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY JOKE MAN. Funny joke....
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Your blog used to focus on naruto content. Why did you delete it ?
This blog was focused on cyberbullying a certain person by the original owner. The original owner deleted the blog and we use it now to bring awareness to cyberbullying online. As for original owner’s reasons we simply don’t know but we hope they learned to do better.
This blog isn’t original owner hate and it would be unfair to comment on the drama.
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We cute #heisperfect #catmom #Gravy
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But, Kabuto, I love you and your face. 🤣🤣🤣
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He gives them a wary glance before shrugging. Though it is a nice compliment, eventually the more they see of him. The more they might want to see less of him.
"Ah, I see and thank you." But for how long? He makes a smile at them without saying another word to them.
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