yeah i'll ride cowboy belphie like a horse but i'll also milk him like a cow until he's crying

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And Belphie would love it~

Looking up at you with his cheeks flushed red, tears running down his face, body trembling as he cums for the nth time.

Soft moans turning into sobs of pleasure. As his back arched, his body tensing up before finally relaxing in exhaustion as he catches his breath.

"See… ya... yer so cruel..." he says softly, his eyes drifting closed in the aftermath of his orgasm. "But... I can't deny that it always feels so damn good..."

Eheheheheheheheheheheh @cuddlebugmonster

Like father like daughter! It’s cowboy time!!!

Look at her go!!!

(I imagine Leo used to be a crazy cowboy outlaw. But then settled down to have a family. But Pyon found his old wanted posters and wanted to be like him lol)

Howdy it’s me again, making more covers for fics I’m obsessing over!!! I’ve made art for it before but if y’all haven’t seen—there’s a city boy x cowboy au fic of nark!!! I love au’s and am so glad ppl r writing them for this ship [esp bc it’s cowboyssss]

cowboy ruikasa moment

I have cowboy autism, I love cowboys, cowboys please save me

" remind me t' teach you hat code. i don' think you takin' my hat is conveyin' what you're meanin' it to convey. "

@nightmdic // one liner s.c.

DRAW COWBOY DILOO AND CHILDE HAVING A SHOOTOUT!!!!!!!! or just hangin out idk :3c

I GOT A LIL CARRIED AWAY FASMFNJK it is absolutely NOT what the prompt says but im a lil silly so im allowed

anyways hehe me n bby girl @venusandsaturnsrings's lil guys

Okay but I have this very distinct moment in my head and it definitely should be part of your cowboy AU. A very hurt/comfort moment too.

Aelin and cowboy Rowan are reuniting after something terrible happened, which made her think he was injured or dead. He thought he was going to die. Then, as they see each other, they start running towards each other. Then there's this all consuming embrace.

*laughing maniacally* we may or may not have conveniently overlooked the "comfort" part of "hurt/comfort" ~Frederick

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Rowan rolled over onto his side, burying his face into the pillow in a futile attempt to bring on sleep. Gods, why the hell was he like this? A year ago, he'd never have had any trouble going to sleep after a long, exhausting day.

Now, though, if Aelin wasn't by his side, sleep completely evaded his grasp.

As if summoned by his rambling thoughts, his phone buzzed, Aelin's beaming face lighting up the screen. He reached out and grabbed his phone, swiping to answer. "Hey, Fireheart, what's up?"

The male voice that answered was...not what he'd expected.

Nor was the news that voice delivered.

"Rowan Whitethorn? I'm Aedion Ashryver, Aelin's cousin. I...There's been an accident."

Rowan's blood froze solid in his veins. "What?"

"You need to come to Cheyenne Regional. Now." Aedion Ashryver sounded frantic, as if he was teetering on the edge of a breakdown himself. "I...She's in surgery right now and they haven't updated me in almost two hours. It's bad, Whitethorn."

It's bad. All of a sudden, every inch of Rowan's body was on high alert. He barely remembered pulling on sweatpants and a t-shirt and his boots, barely registered sprinting out to his truck, barely realized he was driving until he reached the city and had to slow down to the speed limit or risk getting pulled over. It's bad.

As he parked in the visitors' lot and raced inside, Rowan sent up a desperate plea to whatever gods were listening.

Please, don't take her from me.

Jet: What are your coordinates?

Spike: i'm by a cloud that looks like a lion.

Jet: .... Can you be more specific?

Spike: Simba.

Dallas :3

PRIDE stuff I recommend incorporating into a library/school storytime if your community is mildly uncomfy confronting that sometimes two men kiss, go!

Find a book that has a tangible story to it! For this storytime, I used Subway Baby, which is explicitly about two men who have a child together, but is more about the discovery of the child at a subway station in NYC and the process it takes to becomes a family. Heartwarming, a real story that happened to real people, and takes place in a familiar setting (for a bunch of NJ kids.) Another book I might use in place of this would be a book like Julián and the Wedding, which is about attending a wedding with two brides, but is centered instead in a story about what to wear to a wedding (and all the silliness fancy clothes cause.)

You can also pick books that aren't explicitly queer, even when the topics are: Except When They Don't, Fred Gets Dressed, and Princess Kevin are all titles that toy around with gender presentation and clothing without explicitly making the story about gender, making it obvious that 1) clothing is silly and 2) you should do what makes you happy. A boy is a princess. A girl is a football star. Your friends are astronauts dinosaur cowboys who live on Mars! All is well, be happy being you.

USE THE FLAGS! Every stripe has a meaning! Teaching the kids what every stripe in a flag stands for, and how to relate it to their own life makes the sight less intimidating and something more familiar. Since I read for real real real little ones, it's also a great chance to practice color recognition with them lol. "What color is this? Wow, you're so smart! This color stands for THIS big word, which means (longer explanation.)" I use this in Pride-Specific storytimes so there's a break between books.

Make the storytime about pride! ...No, like the emotion. Unless the kids have out people active in their life from a young age, they're probably not going to immediately understand what Queer and Pride and Gay and Trans and LGBT+ are or how they relate to them or each other or the fact that they could discover stuff about themselves later on in life...dumb it down. At most storytime ages, they're still in the process of building their self image and sense of well-being. Being proud is about being happy with yourself and what you do. You're a cool kid, and you should get to celebrate all the things about your life that you love! I ended my Pride storytime with teaching kids a new big word: ✨affirmations✨. Say one nice thing about yourself! This is something nice I say about you! Parents, affirmations are a great way to build self confidence and practice big vocab words. Try them out at home, reciting them in the mirror or putting them on stickey notes around the house.

Decorate your reading space. Hehehehehe rainbows 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 No, seriously. The more fun the room is, the friendlier the topic feels.

And, of course, I end all storytimes with a hi five and good word to the kids' adults. Kid was energetic? They were so fun and excited today! Kid was zoned out? They were so well behaved! Two things can simultaneously be true.

Tips for non-librarians: for the coolest lgbt kids books, they're hiding in the nonfiction section. Seriously. Books about Gilbert Baker sewing the first flag and Marsha P Johnson and Stonewall and lgbt history around the world... In Nonfic. LAME. BOO. MOVE THEM TO MY COLLECTION INSTEAD HELLO. I WANT THEM. *grabby hands*

ART DUMP HEHEHEHEHE *bonk*

Idk if i already posted some of this lol, i do know i haven't posted luther and randal being cowboys hehe

Marianne ❤️

heheheheh Tintin in his cowboy era

Katy I’m struggling 😔 how do you take care of curlier hair cause all the girlies are telling me to get these curl creams and gel and I’m so confused..IK STRUGGLING other than that I’m fine and I squealed at chapter 4 YOU KEEP OUTDOING YOURSELF ever time and all this talk about cowboy Hobie?!? got me excited

How are you btw?!?

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LMAOO IM NOT SURE EITHER?? 🤣🤣🤣 I asked abt it months ago on here and they told me that when drying your hair you should use a tshirt. And use shampoos that have less sulfates in it, also using a wide tooth comb helps! Also also use lots of conditioner (i don't use any curling cream etc for it and my curls seem to be okay, still frizzy tho lol)

What a coinkidink too bc the bestie and i were talking abt it just last night lmao 😂 we're all struggling out here

Hehehehehe thank you!!! I couldn't stop myself, I had an idea for cowboy hobie and i had to write it down before i forget lmaoo

I'm doing good, lovely ❤️❤️❤️ how are you faring?

omg okay. wow. holy fuck. just read ur cowboy!ellie blurb. and now i can’t stop thinking bout the reader riding ellie’s strap with her cowboy hat. just absolutely riding that shit cuz it’s ellie’s orders. literal “save a horse, ride a cowboy” 🤠🫶

hehehehehe. not to spoil anything but i´m a sucker for the character didn´t know what taking someone´s cowboy hat and putting it onto your own head means trope thingy so.... reader is riding cowboy ellie in the near future