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grimastiddies · 5 years

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10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?Once, by my husband who was extremely amused LMAO

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?The uhhh pic at the top is some I own but alas I am too pudgy for them hehe

12: How often do you have sex?Not nearly as often as I’d like tbh, but that’s alright hehe

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?My huuuuuusband nyehehehehehhehe and characters from fe obviously lmao

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?Oh, giving. Giving is a ton of fun, actually, it’s something I end up asking to do LMAO though I don’t let him finish in my mouth that’s illegal idk why I enjoy it so much but I figure he must be a lucky dude right??? LOLidk I don’t like receiving, it’s just not something I enjoy I guess. If I asked for it I’d probably get it but it just doesn’t do it for me.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?Uhhh.... OH OH OH WE were doin it in his dorm room at the time right?? we were under the covers and like, in a spooning position and his ROOM MATE WALKED IN so we were like “OH FUCK” and pretended we were asleep until he left shortly after. I think he saw the clothes on the floor, realized, then yeeted the fuck outta there LMAO.................... needless to say it was p embarrassing but also p funny.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?Not to be boring BUT I don’t listen to music during sex, so I’ve literately given this 0 thought LMAO

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?Oh totally, costumes are fun and I’d be down to incorporate that into the bedroom. I’d cosplay as my husband’s waifus if he wanted hehe. Otherwise I really enjoy lingerie, ironically he’s indifferent and just likes to see me nude LMAO

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?I’ve done both and I can tell you that neither are very exciting. Water make for TERRIBLE lube fyi. Shower sex is awkward. No room for a good position, one of you will be cold... and in the bath water just splooshes around and there just isn’t enough room....???But if I had to choose, I’d pick the bath I guess LMAO

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?Anyone....??????? UHHH,,,, a cute woman....???? Never had sex with a woman and that’s something I like... I don’t regret it because I’m in a relationship with someone I love very much, but it’s an experience I’d like to have if at all possible.

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