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flowery-laser-blasts · 3 months

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The girls brought their boys to the Oh Boyz reunion concert.

"Ron, grab that USB before Drakken can install it into his doomsday device" "On it KP!" Ron tries to get to the work desk and trips slamming face first onto the surface causing office supplies to fall all over the place. Drakken runs over and grabs one of the two scattered -almost identical looking- USBs and plugs it into the device "HA! I'll take that, thank you! And now, behold the power of--" "HEY IS THAT 'I WANT IT MY WAY'?!" "Errr... No, it's not what you think--"

Shego and Kim pause their battle, watching the two men go from bickering to singing in no time. Turns out this doomsday device can double as a mega surround sound stereo speaker instalation set.

Ron starts talking about how they saved the Oh Boyz once and that Rufus is their new manager.

Kim thinks and offers a deal "If you hand us the USB, you two can come with us to the Oh Boyz reunion concert." "DEAL!" Shego almost hurts her neck when she snaps her head in Drakken's direction "WHAT?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!" Drakken picks up the USB from the ground and hands it to Kim, he waves the two teens off.

The moment they leave the lair, Shego grabs Drakken by the collar. "Do you have any idea how annoyingly tedious it was for me to get that stupid USB for you?!" "Up-pupup Shego, I did in fact make a backup this morning" "You wha-?" Drakken opens the desk drawer to reveal hundreds upon hundreds of identical looking micro SD chips. "Now if you can help me find out which one of these chips contain-- Shego?" Shego slams the lab door closed behind her.

"Shego? What a coincidence!" Junior lays down on the sunchair next to her. "Junior? What are you doing here in Middleton of all places? Don't you have your own, I don't know, indoor house spa?" "Ah yes, but my lovely girlfriend Bonnie has cheerleader practice right now and I thought, why not broaden my horizon -like they say- and try out the spas of the common folk. You look upset, what's on your mind?"

Shego regretfully tells Junior about what happened this morning and Junior, in his excitement, almost instantaneously heads over to school.

Junior begs Kim and Ron to please bring him and Bonnie along with them to the Oh Boyz concert. "BUT WE WERE GOING TO THE CARIBBEAN ISLANDS FOR THE WEEKEND JUNIOR! YOU'RE SO RICH, YOU CAN EASILY BUY THE OH BOYZ FOR A PRIVATE CONCERT!" "But my darling! I want to experience the real pop idol experience! I need to know what it is to be amongst the fans, so I can understand what it feels like to them. That way I'll become a more understanding teen pop idol sensation! It's like, what you call it; homework, yes?" "Ugh... FINE! Alright Kim, you take care of everything, we'll take care of transport. I am NOT going to go there by cab. "

And thus all six of them ended up at the concert.

The boys: absolutely starstruck (Drakken eventually gave up on finding the chip.)

The girls:

- Bonnie doesn't like being amongst 'common folk', sure she would've loved this a few months ago, but now that she's dating one of the richest guys in the world. This has become dull.

- Kim pulled some strings with Rufus, asking for a favor to make this night unforgettable for the guys.

- Shego is confused as to why the Oh Boyz songs sound oh so familiar to some other boyband she used to hear on the radio when she was in college.

#kim possible #dr drakken #drakken #shego #drdrakken #kimpossible #dr. drakken #ronstoppable #ron stoppable #señior senior junior #señior senior jr #senior senior junior #bonnie rockwaller #hego #oh boyz #kim possible oh boyz #the oh boyz #ohboyz #oh boyz!

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lordwiggyton · 5 months

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Hego: "Aww, I love you guys!" Shego: "Hego, you have exactly 5 seconds to let go. 1...2..." Dr. Drakken: *Internal screaming intensifies*

Like me, Hego ships Drakgo!! 😊😊

#drakgo #my fanart #disney fanart #kim possible fanart #drakken x shego #shego #hego #dr drakken #disney #team go #kim possible #disney animation #digital art

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gothicthundra · 5 months

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Dec 04: Family Dinner

Hego wanted to extend an olive branch of sorts... it did not go well.

HEGO: MY HAM! MY FOOD..... OUR HOME! MEGO: This is why I made other plans. WEGO: You did. WEGO:... Chinese food? WEGO(s): We could go for Chinese.

#drakken #shego #hego #mego #wego #team go #kim possible #december 2023

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bcbdrums · 5 months

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📂 Go fam HC's?

Thank you for the ask!!!!

First of all, unpopular opinion but I do not headcanon that their names follow the first-letter format. So, no H-name for Hego, no Sh-name for Shego... It's something I just can't stand. I get why people do it, it fits with the KP universe... Still, I just cannot.

But, moving on from that.

This....this is gonna be long. Sorry not sorry. Huge Go fam dissertation under the cut.

Hego (I apologize in advance for the mini-fic you're about to read and that my HC's about the others aren't nearly as broad)

Brendan is his name. I HC a bit of an Incredibles world in his mind from the very beginning of the movie, where he sees all his actions as pure and all "evil" must be stopped no matter what. Has multiple blind spots, and Shego's leaving didn't really do anything to take those away. No, what took those away were his girlfriend... One day he was forced to save a girl from a hit and run without changing into costume, there was no time. And as he was out of costume he had no excuse to vanish. And he didn't want to, seeing this lovely girl with the soft brown hair and kind, inviting eyes that suggested she would hear everything he ever had to say and happily. So he started dating Sarah and eventually told her the truth. He cared enough about her to reveal his secret identity. But the hero world still had its hold on him, and he could never say the L-word to her. And she knew... She knew that he was trapped in that world. So when she went away to college they didn't officially break up, but she just...stopped returning calls or answering letters. And he knew too, after the first few weeks, but he didn't want to admit it to himself... And over time, he found that missing Sarah not only distracted him from hero-work... But it was more important to him. He really, REALLY struggles to wrap his mind around this. His solution however is just to take Shego's parting advice to him... To go to college. So he finally, secretly and sheepishly, enrolls in a university and hopes he'll one day be able to work through whatever it is that he is... Less for himself... And more for the hope that Sarah might still be there when he can make himself worthy of her someday. (This story of Sarah is a WIP I've never finished btw lol maybe I'll be inspired now or maybe I'll be satisfied since I tossed it out into the public finally after like four years.)

Shego

Her name is Rachel. I could have honestly gone with Rhonda or Roxanne, and even now I lean toward Rhonda the most strongly. But Rachel is what I wrote into fic, so that's what I'll stick with. She's possibly the most tragic of the siblings. The only girl in a family of boys who are all so extremely boy. And then the comet... Family falls apart... They're put under the custody and rule of Global Justice, as weapons to be used at their whims. Not all of this is revealed to the children really, but Shego knows. No mother to help her in anything growing up, no real life at all... She wanted to be a cheerleader. She really, really, wanted to be part of that crowd. To do her hair and makeup and nails and wear the uniform and stand on top of the pyramid, to feel like she was flying, but even more to feel that support of the people holding her up--friends who she knew would have her, both in that moment and metaphorically... People she could invite in and trust. But she couldn't have that. She had to have a secret identity. And she had to go out on missions instead of to high school football games. So it was a dream never realized. She finally DID leave though, went to college, chose teaching mostly because the only worlds she knew were GJ hero-work and...going to school. Nothing else existed in her life. She tried to get custody of her younger brothers, but it never worked out. And the teaching... She was simply a fish out of water. She tried. She genuinely, truly, tried to be a normal person for about a year out of college. But she had no skills, no support, and didn't know how to ask for help and even if she did...wouldn't have known what to ask. So she left. She gave on on hero work and gave up on being normal. The only freedom at all was in a blue-skinned man who didn't know her name when she walked into the room. She wasn't the celebrity. She was a stranger to him, and finally for the first time in her life had a fully clean slate. She could finally find and make herself, and did so at the side of another person who life had done dirty, and who never, ever judged her for anything at all. It was the first thing about Drakken that made her look at him more closely, and she learned how to be a friend, an enemy, a family, and a life partner through him.

Mego

His name is Brody. I just see tall wiry guys with that name. Maybe cuz of Adrien Brody lol I only just realized that connection, that's exactly the reason. Anyway. Uh. Actually... I got nothing. I had zero feelings for this character when watching the show and anything I have right now is just whatever is in my fic "Forget the Days Gone By" which I don't remember and I'm too lazy to link sorry and...yeah this is just not a character I care about. The one who cares about him is @gothicthundra and anything I could try to say about him here would just be her fantastic headcanons, sooooooo ask her haha.

Wego

Names are Dylan and Alex. Dylan after one of the Sprouse brothers and Alex after one of the twin bro characters on Full House. Yeah that's it for these two as well. I got nothing. Except well...I guess since they were given their powers and sucked into being heroes at infancy, they'd be the most deluded and have the most to gain from escaping it all someday. And I headcanon that Shego adores them and wants to take them away but she never could, Hego and GJ (the evil overlords responsible for Team Go in my headcanon) would never allow it... Yeah sorry I am just into into them.

All right I'm not as lazy as I thought. Here is my Team Go backstory/Shego backstory fic, Forget the Days Gone By. Sorry this lost steam halfway through. I'm just not into Team Go.

#kim possible #team go #hego #shego #mego #wego

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yoshimickster · 1 year

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I'm just now realizing that Hego was MOST definitely embellishing when he said they got they're powers as children, given that Shego has to be like 30, the oldest Go siblings were probably teens while the Wegos were straight up babies.

Another thought is that given their lack of fame, I don't think they were a hero team for very long, so I assume Shego left a year or two after the team was formed, and the team went in different directions afterwards.

#kim possible #team go #shego #hego #mego #wego

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teamgolore · 1 year

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Glow in the Storm (Rewrite) - Prologue

Summary: Shego and her brothers had gained powers from a rainbow comet, but their lives were already hectic before that. Part I of III in the Glow series: Shego, Hego, Mego, and the Wegos before Lady Fate. [Art by @shegogogirl]

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"If it isn't my least favorite people."

Those words Shego had spat in disgust at her brothers and at Kim Possible still haunt her to this day. The latter was certainly true – at the time, at least – but for her brothers, it wasn't true at all. She wanted to hurt them, she… she figured that distancing herself from them would do them good, as well as herself – but she was always left wondering whether or not they were okay. Drakken knew damn well that she had purposely lost the battle to take away her and her brothers' powers.

Fanfic.net or AO3

#Kim possible #shego #hego #mego #wego #team go #kp fanfiction #drakgo #Drakken x shego #eventual drakgo #Shego backstory #Kim Possible fanfiction #glow in the storm

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npcemi · 11 months

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Reading all these Danny phantom x dc fics latley has got me thinking. one of My "primary" fandoms is Kim possible and now I low key head cannon that the Team Go siblings are Halfas and their 'glow' is how they use their ectoplasm.

It's a theory that low-key works way to well tbh.

#kim possible #shego #hego #migo #wego #danny fenton #danny phantom

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tinybookgirl · 10 months

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I don’t think ‘Shego comes out to her brothers and Hego is homophobic about it’ is very interesting however ‘Shego comes out to her brothers and Hego isn’t exactly homophobic about it but does insist that she absolutely cannot come out publicly as a member of Team Go because it’s 1990-something and it would damage the view of them as family friendly heroes only interested in saving the city and while not exactly something that isn’t worth taking into consideration, it does serve to widen the rift that leads to Shego leaving the team because she sees it as Hego caring more about the team and their image than actually caring about them as his brothers and sister’ is something you could do something with but I don’t feel qualified to write it

#kim possible #Shego #Hego #team go #and it could be argued that it would be more valuable for Shego to be out publicly!#but it would change their image #and would Hego think that’s worth it?#and I would expect Shego to believe this isn’t something Hego gets an opinion on #which she wouldn’t really be wrong about #but would add to her reasons for wanting to leave the team

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squirrelfm · 7 months

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Squirrel FM: We've got it all.

#lila #hego #new music #pop music #high rotation #online radio #Youtube

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alicentsstark · 1 year

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Hego: They go low, we go high

Shego: Yeah. Eyes, nose and throat!

#shego #hego #incorrect kp quotes #kim possible #abbott elementary

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ilikethequiet · 2 years

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The Wedding Date (A Drakgo Fic)

Hi Drakgo fam, it has been a good long while. I present you with this fic that has been on my mind lately; It can be a one off, or there could be more parts, we shall see what kind of reception it gets. Please feedback/likes are so appreciated.

I checked it through with Grammarly so it sounds okay, tell me if it doesn’t 😘

Title: The Wedding Date Summary: Shego gets some unexpected news that her brother is getting married and all that family stuff sounds like the worst. Rating: G for now, we’ll see if it changes/if there are later chapters

Not much surprised Shego; being a supervillain prepared her for that. Magic monkey paw? Okay. Time travel? Sure. Mind controlling shampoo? Well, the less said about that, the better but the news that her brother was getting married caught her off guard and made her choke on her drink. Her eldest brother Henry rushed to her side, helping her regain her composure.

"Married, you're getting married?" She asked, it seemed like the most unlikely thing; Henry, or Hego as he was known by the citizens of Go City was dedicated to being a hero, marriage never seemed like it was on the cards for him. "And she knows about the powers and everything?" The rest of her family chose to wear masks and to keep their identities secret, revealing that to someone who took a great deal of trust.

Henry nodded. "Yes, and okay it was a little off-putting at first but she’s fine with it." He looked so happy, like the last puppy at the pound who had found his forever home, it made Shego kind of nauseous. So much so, that she didn't realize what he had said until moments later. "Um, what now? Me?"

He nodded enthusiastically "Sheila yes, I want you to come to my wedding!"

Shego burst out laughing, he cannot be serious. "It's bad enough she's going to be there mingling with our heroic family, you want to invite little old black sheep me as well? That won't do you any favours"

Henry shrugged "To be honest, I always thought the evil thing was a phase." It had been hard for Shego to find her place on the team, after their parents died the boys threw themselves into helping people but she wanted none of it. He gave his sister a goofy smile "Come on, extended family reunion? It'll be fun."

Shego rolled her eyes and snorted. "Fun for who?" It sounded like the worst idea imaginable, although Bueno Nacho did pay their regional managers well, plus there were some long-lost family members of theirs who had access to some pretty hefty trust funds. She sighed in defeat. "Okay, fine. I'll come to your wedding if only to warn your bride about the awful mistake she is making. Are your groomsmen at least hot?" She didn't want to get paired up with some fifteen-year-old who spent all day working the grill, the thought made her shiver.

"Why don't you bring your boss?" Henry asked casually as if it was a normal question.

Shego had been very cordial through this entire meal, when her brother had called, he sounded so excited that she thought she would give him the benefit of the doubt, but that last statement set her hands aglow "You did not just say that."

"He does seem to be the only person whose company you enjoy, so bring him along." Was he an evil supervillain? Sure, but it wasn't like they were going to steal the wedding gifts or anything like that. "It'll be fun!"

That optimism was so nauseating she lowered her hands. "I hate you so much, you know that right?"

Henry nodded and handed Shego a schedule that included all the events that came with such a momentous event.

Shego glanced over it, he had even color-coded it and made note of what was appropriate attire, what a nerd. "She must love you, like a lot. Can't wait to meet her."

“That’s the spirit!” Henry grinned, so glad to have her on their side. “You’ll get your chance, family dinner this weekend.”

“With our family?” She could see that going downhill fast. “So, you’re testing her? I mean if she doesn’t survive dinner, she’s not the one?”

“I would like her to survive, Shego.”

Damn, when he used her chosen name and not her real name, that meant he was serious. “All right well, I should be getting back. Text me if your plans change.” She felt like she had already exhausted their speaking quota for a while.

“Will do, thanks Sheila”

“Yeah, yeah.” Shego rolled her eyes and headed out to the hovercar for her trip back to Middleton.

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When Shego arrived back at the lair, everything was winding down for the evening. The henchmen were on their way home leaving Drakken alone in his lab. Usually, he would be awake and tinkering with a machine of some sort, but she found him with his feet up on the console, asleep. Shego smiled to herself, he looked at ease, a rare sight considering she knew how high-strung he could be. She sat on the edge of the console, nudging his feet to get him to wake up.

Drakken blinked the sleep out of his eyes and sat up “Shego? Where have you been? We were supposed to steal that diamond laser from the military base this evening.” He had waited, then became concerned, what if she had been caught by the police or something? But no, she was too smart for that, Drakken eventually just thought she would come back when she was ready.

Damn, all the stuff going on with Henry and she had completely forgotten, Drakken had been going on about it for ages as well. “A thing came up, family thing. My brother announced is getting married, and it threw me for a loop, I…” She shook her head, the idea that anyone could love her brother, he was just such a goodie two shoes like all the time. She reached over and gave his arm a comforting pat. “We can go thieving tomorrow?”

“Your brother? The big, beefy one?” He had only met Shego’s family briefly, she was the only girl in a family of boys, how trying that must have been for her, luckily, he had been an only child.

“Yeah, crazy right?” She didn’t like associating with her family, but she was always closest to Henry so if he wanted her at all his silly little wedding events, she could at least make an appearance. “He’s making a big deal out of it and no way I’m going to go through that alone, so you’re coming with me!” She grinned, better to tell him than to just ask because this was it was harder for him to back out.

“I am?” Drakken was surprised at this, was Shego asking him to be her date? Perhaps, though he was sure she could find a bevy of men to hang off her arm, she was asking him?

His bewildered look told Shego he needed more convincing. “Look, I can’t stand my family. They are a bunch of do-goods who have never set a foot wrong in their lives.” She sighed heavily “But they are still my family, and it is kind of big that they want me there for this.” It was hard when there was a known supervillain in the family. “I need you there to keep me sane.”

Drakken raised an eyebrow, she had said something that he wasn’t used to hearing ‘I need you’ it was refreshing, the fact that he of all people could keep her grounded.

“All right, I’ll accompany you.” He was going to say it was a date, but he didn’t want to put that out in the world, in case it wasn’t. it was just two colleagues attending a wedding, right?”

Shego grinned, glad he was on board. “Thank you.” A rare sentiment, not one she expressed regularly but really, it meant the world to her, having Drakken there meant there would be someone she could talk to plus, it would keep her grandmother from asking questions about why she wasn’t married with children yet.

Drakken cleared his throat and stood, stretching. “It’s late. Lots of villainy to do in the morning. We’ll talk more about this then.” He gave her a nod and started his walk from the lab to his quarters.

“Right, of course. Night Doc.” Shego smiled, the prospect of her not being alone at a family function made her stupidly happy, maybe this wouldn’t be so bad after all.

#drakgo #OTP: drakgo #drakken x shego #fic #fic: the wedding date #shego #dr drakken #hego

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flowery-laser-blasts · 3 months

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🐉🧧🧨新年快乐💖恭喜发财🧨🧧🐉

Happy Lunar New Year and ring in the year of Drakk-- I mean, Drakg-- the Dragon!

There's a LOT going on here so let me elaborate: - Mama Lipsky invited Dr. Drakken and Shego to come to GO City since it's been a while since their last get-together and she wanted to see what these 'Chinese line dances' are all about. - Drakken didn't know about this plan until two hours before the get-together, because Shego thought it would be more fun to see him panic around to get ready. As a last-minute revenge plot, he rang up GO-tower (good thing it's in the phonebook) and asked if Hego, Mego, and the Wegos were up for a house visit after lunch. Hego instead suggested that they could all meet up at a restaurant for dinner as a fun surprise for Shego. - The possibles coincidentally are also at the restaurant as a "Thank you for helping my boys out when his friends couldn't make it to the lion dance performance." "No big, really! It was an honor to help you all out with this!" "And these lion pants! They're so stretchy and elastic and they don't fall off even after dangling around on top of a tall pole! So say. Are cassava chips like the Asian equivalent of Tortilla chips? Because my man, do I have a spectacular idea coming up!" thus Ron rushed off into the kitchen to make a... well, sort of chips, noodles dish (he ran out to Bueno nacho when he couldn't handle the 'spice' of the cassava.) and well yeah.... 'Toodles' (Tortilla Chip Noodles) was born. Kim being left alone was then spotted by... "Drewbie? Isn't that your friend Kim?" "No." "Yeah, look it's Kim! The girl who helped you and Shego save the world? Yoohoo! Kimberly!! Over here, grab a seat dear! Really Drew, I still can't believe you lied to me about being a radio talkshow doctor instead of a secret service agent training and inspiring the next generation of heroes! Really, you can trust me to not tell others about it." "Yeah, how could you ever lie to your own mother about that, Drewbie." - Meanwhile, James found out that Jim and Tim had this idea of making an actual Dragon 'fly' by the power of science and some spare rocket parts in their dad's car. - Motor Ed simply heard the words 'get-together' from his aunt and invited himself over.

I hope everyone (who celebrates it) has a great time and may this year be a great one for all of us! <3 <3 <3

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sharperthewriter · 2 years

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Chapter 5 of the 16th Annual Kim Possible Fannies Awards

Chapter 5 – The Retirement Part, Part III

Gasps filled the room, and several guests rose to their feet in excitement for the moment. Cell phones all over were hurriedly grabbed to film, including Kim’s.

“Electronique, my snickerdoodle, my schatz…” Dementor reached into his pocket and pulled out a ring box. “Will you—”

“Noooo!” a bellowing cry rang out, startling the table of heroes. Many cameras turned to where a sobbing Hego now stood, his arm outstretched toward the couple at the stage. “Electronique, I love you!”

An even louder chorus of gasps was followed by silence, broken only by Ron and Wade leaning toward one another and whispering in drawn-out unison, “Awkweird...”

And then, all chaos broke loose.

“You stole my act!” the villain in red cried, leaping to his feet.

“Are you kidding me!? I’ve been trying to get into VILE since two-thousand one! Stop ruining my chance!” yelled the furious man in yellow.

“You’re dried out and crusty, old-timer!” retorted the other.

“Uhm, excuse me?” said Ron, waving to get their attention. “Who are you?”

The two answered in unison, trying to shout each other down.

“The Mustard Meister!”

“The Tomato Tyrant!”

Kim and Wade looked at each other blank-faced as the two condiment-themed villains began a fierce argument, while Sheila had stood up and was backing away from her brothers’ table in horror. Mego had taken a similar approach and was simply striding toward the exit, while the clearly intoxicated man in a blue suit and domino mask was stumblingly climbing atop the table. The Wegos were cackling and holding up their champagne glasses to him, egging it on.

“How dare you!” Dementor said shrilly, standing and raising his fists in anger. “Zis is my party! My moment!”

Hego had begun singing a horribly out of tune rendition of “Longer” by Dan Fogelberg atop the table, while Electronique backed against the stage in shock.

Laughter rang out as numerous cell phones switched between filming between Hego, Electronique, and Dementor, but a moment later attention was drawn back to the feud between the condiment villains as the Mustard Meister shrilly shouted, “You pipsqueak!”

Before anyone could react, he had shoved the Tomato Tyrant’s face into his plate of moussaka. The younger villain’s response was to flail wildly until his hand found the skewer of a gyro, which he then began swiping at his opponent like a sword.

“All right! Food fight, seriously!” shouted Motor Ed from somewhere on the villains’ side.

“Eddie? When did he get here?” asked Drew, but his only answer was to be fiercely grabbed by Sheila and pulled away from the action as Motor Ed threw a bowl of orzo at no one in particular. Kim, Ron, and Wade ducked under their table to hide—just in time, as the Tomato Tyrant retaliated on his rival by firing a ketchup gun, the contents of which hit many of the guests and made it even as far as the Global Justice table.

Ron recoiled when the ketchup hit the tablecloth that protected them, and then looked to Kim.

“Well…I’m not sure what else we should have expected, at a villain party,” said Kim after a moment.

“Should we make a break for it when the condiments stop flying?” Wade asked.

“No,” Kim said, shaking her head. “I want to make sure Dementor is really retiring. But…”

A plate shattered on the floor next to their table, and food-covered shards slid into their hiding place.

“…Wait until things calm down a bit?” Wade asked.

“Knowing this crowd, that might take a while…” Ron mused.

Rufus inspected the bits of food on the plate, stealing a piece of olive as the other three sighed and sat back to wait out the chaos.

“Zhis is my party you…you kotzbrockens!” Dementor wailed, his hands in fists above his head and his voice rasping in rage.

Hego had stumbled off the table, having slipped on a salad bowl, and red-faced and bleary eyed was still singing as he stumbled his way toward a furious Electronique.

“It was only a fling!” the Czech woman cried angrily, near tears from the embarrassment.

Dementor gasped. “Liebling, you were unfaithful to me!?”

Food continued to fly around the room, with some villains participating in fun and others in angry retaliation as they hadn’t been quick enough to escape as Kim, Ron, and Wade had. The trio couldn’t help themselves but to peer out at the sound of Electronique’s shrill scream as Hego reached the stage and it appeared he and Dementor may come to blows. The Mustard Meister was presently trying to choke the Tomato Tyrant with his cape, and Motor Ed was trailing after Duff Killigan who was mounting a table near his own.

“Seriously dude, that’s crossing a line. It’s just a party, seriously!”

“I dinna care!” Duff said angrily as he teed up and took aim with his nine iron. The eyes of the trio of heroes hiding beneath the table moved in slow unison, following Duff’s aim, to where DNAmy had dipped Monkey Fist low and the pair were engaged in a passionate locking of lips.

“Dude, we don’t want to get arrested!” Motor Ed pleaded again.

“Fore!” Duff shouted loudly, getting the attention of nearly all in the room.

Kim was already moving, her skirts lifted as she ran toward the intoxicated and unaware pair of villains. The exploding golf ball was struck and flew toward its target, but Kim grabbed a serving tray from a table as she ran and threw it just in time to intercept the golf ball’s path. The small object collided with the tray instead of its potential victims and exploded in mid-air, further gaining the attention of the partygoers.

“Lassie, stay out of this! These are matters of the heart!” said Duff angrily.

He swung at another ball, but his aim was off as Kim raced toward him. The ball sailed toward the stage, where Dementor and Electronique stepped out of the way as an oblivious Hego slowly turned, wondering what had so startled the other two. The golf ball whizzed just past his head and struck the back wall, raining another shower of sparks down.

Kim kicked Duff’s club out of his hands and glared at him, knowing she couldn’t engage in a full-on fight given the setting. To her surprise, the Scotsman simply grit his teeth and looked helplessly past her to where Amy was having her way with Fist. It was less than a minute of action, but it had been enough for the sparks from the explosion to light some of the tapestry décor and the tablecloths on fire.

“Ahhh me and Rufus can help!” Ron said frantically as he and Wade scrambled out from under the table. Ron poured a glass of champagne on one small cinder, which only caused it to flare. “Yahhhh!” he cried, jumping back, Rufus clinging to his shoulder.

Kim had turned and crossed the room to the Mustard Meister, where she detached his cape from his costume and pulled it out of his hands in a flourish, to the relief of the gasping Tomato Tyrant.

“You two need to spend some time on separate shelves of the fridge,” she said with a frown.

“Ahhh Kim! Fire!” Ron shouted, now batting at a rather substantial flame with his dinner napkin.

Several of the other guests had started to do the same, the food fight mostly forgotten with the new and greater concern. Kim spun around and saw the flames starting to catch in seemingly every direction. Killigan was on his knees in front of Fist, holding one of his hands and pleading as Amy tried and failed to drag her drunken conquest away. Hego had tripped and fallen on his rear trying to put out the fire on the stage. Dementor himself was screaming in an incoherent rage, ranting in both German and English and stomping around at the front of the stage.

Before Kim could even think what to do next, suddenly the emergency sprinklers came on overhead. All activity in the room ceased amid groans as everyone, hero and villain alike, were drenched, and the small fires were put out. Kim looked over to the far exit where Sheila stood with a smirk, her hand on the fire alarm, and Drew next to her who merely gaped.

As her gown was drenched and as many of the other women in attendance began complaining over the ruin of their attire, Kim walked confidently up to Sheila and Drew, who were of course the only ones safe from the deluge.

“Good thinking, you two!” Kim said as she brushed her wet hair from her eyes and stepped into the dry space along the wall.

“Look, I just wanted to shut Hego up,” Sheila said, looking uncomfortable.

Ron and Wade had approached the trio, their tuxedos dripping, and together the group surveyed the room.

The fires were out. Dementor and Electronique now seemed to be yelling at each other as Hego stood nearby sobbing and trying to interject. The Mustard Meister and Tomato Tyrant were still screaming at each other, though no one was paying them any mind due to the sprinklers still showering everyone with water. And after a quick glance around, they finally spotted Duff Killigan slipping through puddles and fallen food items on his way to the door, carrying a semi-conscious Monkey Fist over his shoulder with DNAmy attempting to follow, albeit slower. Nearly everyone else in the room were groaning over the state of their clothes, except for Motor Ed who was approaching their group.

“Dude, ‘Cous, way to take control, seriously,” Ed said, slapping Drew on the back.

The group cringed as Motor Ed shook out his mullet like a dog and then surveyed all of them before his eyes settled on Kim.

“Whoa, Red, that’s a good look for you,” he said with a grin, looking her up and down in her drenched and now rather revealing gown.

“Hey!” was the response Ron mustered as he stepped between them, blocking Ed’s view of Kim.

“I didn’t even want to come,” Drew grumbled, but as his eyes drifted to the stage he began to perk up.

It appeared as though Dementor, Electronique, and Hego would all come to blows soon if something wasn’t done. Drew’s sour expression began to brighten as he realized that his former-rival’s party had been ruined. He turned quickly to Sheila, but she was already grinning knowingly.

Kim eyed the pair suspiciously, wondering if they could have somehow planned any of it. But as a shout from Dementor heralded the beginning of the fight, she rushed away to try to stop it.

Motor Ed looked after Kim with a low whistle, but when he saw a blue shimmering begin across Ron’s skin he gave an innocent gesture and stepped closer to Drew.

Drew cleared his throat and gave a shout. “Hector!”

Elsewhere in the room, a slim man in a tux startled and looked around until he made eye contact with his boss.

“Clean this mess up!”

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