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arielluva · 8 days
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let's play maiden dissection!
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mispatchedgreens · 6 months
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communal spaces! are the heart of any throuple! (2 versions bc im just an indecisive baby)
it's @zukki-week and day 1 was domestic
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milflewis · 9 months
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this is what happens when you have two curses working at the same time. they bounce off each other and hit a hot babe whose only crime was cunt
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pureseasalt · 11 months
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she is actually the very bestest girl on the planet earth
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imuffinpost · 2 months
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-Bob🥩: Did you know--
-Ignacio🔥: F#ck off !!!
-Bob🥩: Hey?!! I am not finished ! >:(
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shadowkira · 4 months
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eggofthefish · 4 months
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He's so eepy
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palilious · 4 months
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Work Wives
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frownyalfred · 1 year
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“ao3 is a money laundering scheme, I’ve never met anyone who’s donated”
oh wait let me just hand over my username, the thousands of words of explicit fic I’ve written, and my donation receipt to some rando on Twitter, that’s a perfectly reasonable thing for me to do—
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lostberet · 2 months
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COMING SOON..
⤹˚˖♬୭ 🎻₊˚✧ ゚.🍊 HEARTBURN teaser
¡! ❞ You knew, since the very start, that the end of your relationship would come, yet, even after 2 years, you never thought it would end like it did. So, why are you emotional? Now, you stand face to face, and your heart burns. ¡! ❞ disclaimer. Yandere behavior, Obsessiveness, Possessiveness, Manipulative behavior, Violence, Mention of child negation, assault, violence, Sexual themes, If you’re not 18+ please, PLEASE, do not interact. Be mindful of the warnings. Let me know if I miss anything. a/n. sorry for not posting, I was in Las Vegas and Disney World. I really wanted to write but I had a world tour :c Let me know if you guys enjoy it! don't forget to like, comment, and reblog!!
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|| bts masterlist || entry || prologue >>
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“I’m sorry, I really don’t do relationships..” You started, your heart beating roughly against your ribcage. You felt your ears burning and so were your cheeks, but thank god the uniform came with a face mask, “It’s not something I’m.. interested in right now?” 
Your voice came a bit unsure at the last part. Were you really not interested? You gulped before clearing your throat, tilting your head to the side, and looking up at the man, “I really don’t need to get involved with my boss’s cousin too.” 
The man chuckled, his hand covering his nose as he turned his head to the side, “So, that’s the main reason?” He let out a sigh, dropping his hand back on his side, “I’ll tell you what.” 
Your brows frowned and your back straightened, your gut poking your instincts, “Let’s do this, I’ll take you on that date I just offered you..” His eyes stared at yours, soon he let out a chuckle, “then, if you don’t like it, we’ll leave it.”
His hand reached forward, trying to tuck the loose strain of hair behind your ear. You grabbed his wrist to stop him from doing so, a bit too tightly for his liking. He only hummed, “If you do enjoy it, however,” he took his hand back, causing you to narrow your eyes at him, “I want to start a relationship with you.” 
His brows lifted a bit as he waited for your answer, “There seems to be a catch to all of this.” You took in a breath, “what is it?” 
He only grinned, “You’ll get the contract after the date.”
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─── Ξ © LOSTBERET, 2024. prologue >>
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canisalbus · 7 months
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we love tumblr user canis albus discovering/remembering new things about themself
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floralcavern · 3 months
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Normalize being a damn human
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legendaryskyscale · 1 month
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"Would you like some tea?"
>"Sure!"
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"Then you should go get some" *drinks entire tea set*
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hms-incorrect-quotes · 2 months
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Heart: I'm going to get myself some soup.
Mind: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Heart: Pfft, I won't burn myself.
{30 seconds later}
Heart [entering the room]: I burned myself.
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imuffinpost · 2 months
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unpretty · 7 months
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attempting to explain the different kinds of heartburn like some kind of stomach acid sommelier
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