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forgetful-river · 10 months

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It's giving dead wife you're remembering during a drug trip in a movie

#It looks weird and mushy with the overlay but it looks boring as shit without it #what can you do?#also I have DEFINITELY been watching too much supernatural. Jensen Ackles doesn't even register as a real person anymore #he's like a ken doll to me #nepeta leijon #day 11 #furfty days of nepurrta #hs #homestuck #my art

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pleading-the5th · 10 months

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i am about to be allan’s #1 fan. if allan has a million fans, then i am one of them. if allan has ten fans, then i am one of them. if allan has only one fan then that is me. if allan has no fans, then that means i am dead.

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kairithemang0 · 29 days

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Same energy

#spies are forever #Guys why does Curt look like that #I’m losing my mind over this #He looks like a really scary Ken doll #I think it’s just cuz it’s so close up but it’s so funny to me #agent curt mega #curt mega #DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE IT????#I need someone to redraw Curt as that meme #tin can bros #tin can brothers

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skiplo-wave · 1 year

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Assigned trophy boyfriend at birth indeed

#barbie movie #ken doll #ryan gosling #he's just like me fr #Jk lol

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sieglinde-freud · 9 months

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WHERE WERE THE AWAKENING SECOND GEN ON JULY 21ST 2023

#fe13 #fe awakening #fire emblem #fe shitpost #not tagging these mfs goddamn anyways #long tag ramble incoming btw #this is a lie bc owain pleaded all of them to go barbenheimer with him #but still #also yes there is a difference between being in between barbie and oppenheimer and being at barbenheimer #barbenheimer is its own concept #anyways i think cynthia is the type of person to be like 'yeah barbie isnt really my thing but i'll go with you' and then she cries the most #yarne is too scared of oppenheimer but he thinks the memes are funny #the morgans are FUNDAMENTALLY DIFFERENT and as much as fmorgan likes barbie shes such an oppenheimer girl. crush on florence pugh i know it #kjelle is not up for debate btw. thinks oppenheimer is cool but shes literally feminism the unit #sat for florence pugh tho #inigo has I'm Just Ken on repeat and it will be number one on his spotify wrapped #bradys thinks saying hes an oppenheimer guy will save his masculinity but it didnt matter bc he cried at the first scene of barbie #no one knows why. it was of girls smashing baby dolls on rocks.#know that im looking at them though.. tbh they all cried at barbie its just a matter of when #u can tell me im wrong if you so wish but i dont care and im not listening #after this they went out for the barbie burger king meal and got sick

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puhpandas · 6 months

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(every time i see one of the fazbear frights graphic novel designs) NOT WEIRD ENOUGH!!!! *GIANT RED STAMP*

#me when greg fetch has long wavy blond hair & does yoga & is a science nerd & babysits a toddler & looks up to his uncle with purple hair #and hes probably bisexual #he talks to his friend about boys in their class' appearances over text. be for real #and then the graphic novels make him look like a ken doll #at LEAST his hair is blond #pandas.txt #pandas talks

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bam-stroker · 11 months

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My drabble possessed me to draw Moon in the satin pajama set :')

@betweenblackberrybranches, giving you a full feast today haha

#suggestive for robo ken doll chest #i tried to get a come hither look #but tbh he looks like he's just about to pass out #moon in satin fucking kill me #there's just something about metal with soft things!!!#i compels and destroys me!!!#anyway #my art #others au #it's kind of fun trying to translate others style to my own #1 million versions of the robots

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i-write-stories-not-sins-bitch · 1 year

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Has nobody clocked the ridiculously underrated joke from the Barbie film yet during the “Girlfriend/Boyfriend” thing?

(Gifs by @onscreenkisses )

This part!

I may be reading into it but like, there are posts going on about them being Asexual, and while I’m 100% for that if that’s your headcanon, I think it’s because of something else.

Children’s toys don’t have ‘private parts’.

Sure barbie dolls have ‘boobs’ which are just plastic curves let’s not lie but they aren’t detailed! Between their legs is literally just smooth plastic!

And yeah yeah I hear the “But some kids would know what sex is” and I raise you this!

Shut the fuck up. They shouldn’t have to know, nor should they think that’s the only thing gf/bf’s do.

A child wouldn’t know what ‘girlfriend/boyfriend’s do when they stay over at each others houses, but they probably heard that exact phrase at some point, whether it’s from their sibling, a parent, or tv!

So Ken literally just wants to spend time with Barbie.

And I do see that as Asexual in a sense, but I also have a logical part of my brain screaming “MOST BARBIES/CHILDREN DON’T KNOW WHAT SEX IS, SO THATS LITERALLY NOT ON THE TABLE FOR THEM!”

But yeah, thanks for coming to my Barbie/Ken Talk :)

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generaltulip · 6 months

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Excuse me while I rant a smidge

It drives me a little crazy to see all the debate on why Gortash is called younger and see people labeling him as 50 and calling Larian and the narrator liars and that you’ve been catfished and yadda yadda ya… and just like… you guys… come on.

I have wrinkles and bags under my eyes and I’m 28. If you wanna headcanon him as older, fine, whatever, but please don’t act like that’s canon because he has fuckin’ wrinkles! If I had to guess I would say he’s 35 to maybe late 30’s? And guess what! That’s younger! People don’t have to have baby smooth skin and be in their 20’s to be considered younger or attractive.

#enver gortash #bg3 #and don’t get me started on the comments about his features #I gotta take some deep breaths #wooooosa #glad he doesn’t look like a generic ken doll #give me unconventionally attractive characters #I’ll keep them safe #and covered in wrinkles and imperfections #because that’s what makes them unique and beautiful #mini rant

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lunar-years · 7 months

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My friend commented that in S1 Keeley treats Jamie like a pet or a doll but in a loving way and I kinda see what they mean and its just added more fuel to my conviction that theres something about Jamie that makes everyone in a relationship just really Weird about it. Like she poses him and dresses him up and gives him treats when hes good, then cut to s3 and Roy is moulding him and training him and giving him attention and positive reinforcement. And future OT3 would be them realising how much they love their Jamie and wouldn't it be fun to play with him together and be so Weird about him and about each other

when Keeley curates his entire gala look in s1 and then Jamie looks at himself in the mirror all like "hmm i just don't think it's very me, babe" lmao...I'm always thinking about that! Post s3 Keeley has both known him for longer and understands him better so I imagine Keeley picks things for him to wear that are pretty much things he'd actually buy and wear himself anyway...but letting Keeley choose is simply so much more fun for the both of them! she definitely picks out what he's wearing for the next gala <333

anyway yeah that combined with s3 Roy telling Jamie when he can and cannot drink and otherwise moulding him to his liking jcbsajfb...together they are a force to be reckoned with! luckily Jamie loves when they make decisions for him and a fun and flirty time is had by all :)

#that's actually why the 'im having chicken' kebab scene is soooo important to me #that's jamie reminding roy that yes he does everything roy says but that's very much by his choice. he's choosing to let roy do that.#roy doesn't just have free reign to run around being an asshole lmao #keeley also likes to dress up roy (and let's jamie be her assistant). they can be her ken dolls for the day :)#anyway the level of power exchange i think these three would indulge in on the offseason.....#royjamiekeeley #ted lasso

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almoststedytimetravel · 18 days

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Ken as a fighter in P4 Arena is so fucking funny because He is a puppet fighter (like every other character in P4A) However he also has Koro as a puppet, who himself is also a puppet fighter.

#Ken Koro Kala-Nemi and Cerberus all hanging out under the same trench coat #that trench coat being the fighter slot of Ken Amada #he is also very fun to play #like being persona users automatically makes you a puppet fighter but Ken is like a Russian doll of Puppet fighters #He really is everything to me #so many Ken thoughts resently #best p3 character tbh #Persona 3 #persona 4 #p4au #ken amada #koromaru

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mikuyuuss · 1 year

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Idk if I agree with the notion that Scaramouche is "fully mechanical." He may canonically be a "mechanical puppet" but I don't think it means he is literally 100% mechanical.

Ei's story afterall mentions that the puppets are highly intricate lifeforms that can imitate EVERYTHING a human can do. Not to mention Ei used parts of herself to create the shogun puppet. Who's to say Scara can't have "organic properties" to him as well. They are both robots, but the ridiculously human kind of a robot.

Sure, he doesn't need to breath, but he can if he wants to. He can cry, he can feel pain, he can eat, taste and the interlude shows him with a cut on his face so he can probably bleed too. His character story 5 mentions how "his blood roiled in his ears" though I'm not sure how accurate this is considering it's the english translation, but he probably has "blood" of some sorts.

The interlude also mentions how his doll joints are made of "special properties" that fades into his skin overtime, to the point that he looks completely human. (Tho I like to think he still has doll joints on his ankles and wrists)

Also something interesting that Faruzan said in her hangout that might be worth considering in the future: Mechanical life forms are also made with alchemy.

Maybe The techniques of puppet making and alchemy aren't as mutually exclusive as we might think? 🤔 It's just speculation for now, but I believe Scara is a puzzling mix of organic and inorganic properties, even as a "mechanical puppet"

I just don't know where the whole thing with him being 100% mechanical thing came from, maybe I'm missing something, but that's not what I understood about Scara so far. He can still be soft and squishy okay!

#me speaks #meta #genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer #theory #analysis #kunikuzushi #Im no expert on genshin lore #this is just my observation based on what I know #faruzan #sumeru #I just dont think the raiden puppets are meant to be built like ken dolls LOL XD #bc I think they are created to be as human as possibld #and scara was a proof of that concept so surely he was created with that image in mind #but then he ended up being way too human so the rest is history #raiden ei #raiden shogun

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saym0-0 · 3 months

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hello jmart is t4t martin is no op jon is post top surgery. just letting u know. they told me themselves.

#because if i can project half my sexuality/romantic attraction onto jon #then i can surely project half my gender feels onto martin right #<- which is ofc no top surgery but transtape is my best friend 🫶#im also nb and got that ken doll ideal figure completely smooth but thats not his vibe #i actually do not think about bottom surgery ever so thats like ambiguous in my headcanons lmao #i feel like both of them r like post transition they r happy with their bodies aside from Bad Days yk #idk transgender ramblings in the tags ya love to see it #also the sexuality thing w jon is that he in my headcanons has the exact same flavour of ace as me #i love 2 project my queerness onto my silly guys #jmart #jonmartin #trans jonathan sims #trans martin blackwood

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blueish-bird · 4 months

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I read all of Part 1 after it was already released, but reading Chainsaw Man Part 2 as each chapter is being published is a new and at times difficult experience. Like, sorry, I forgot what happened again. It’s been two weeks and I keep getting distracted by Barem’s tits.

#objectifying one (1) fictional guy #sir your pecs are impeccable and your emotional state is incredibly fucked up #I want to study him #the feelings I have towards him are hard to explain. i think… I don’t like him I just like looking at him. that describes it well.#I feel no fealty towards him — he’s a Ken Doll to me #allowing myself one barem post. as a treat.#csm 151 #this time on ‘everyone loves Makima’#and what love is. and what love isn’t.#love as control #love as rejection of change love as superimposing your reality and ‘truth’ over someone’s existence #Makima rejecting Denji as being unworthy/unfit to be Chainsaw Man 🤝 Barem disregarding Nayuta for his memory of Makima #like. haha. Fujimoto I’m trying to escape my reality what’s this doing here?#thinking about the dead wife post again. now that I’ve read this weeks chapter I can reblog the dead wife post.#csm #my csm thoughts #csm part 2 #csm barem #meposting #anyways #objectification #csm spoilers

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disconnected-dragon · 8 months

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She’s everything. He’s just Kira.

#death note #barbie #shes everything hes just ken #misa amane #light yagami #someone needs to take tumblr away from me at this point #but still if misa had wised up and left lights stupid ass it wouldve been so awesome #and in my mind she does #in my mind remisa happens and its beautiful and glorious and misa realizes she can be so much more and light is just her accessory #like she starts treating him like her ken doll it would be so funny to watch him seethe

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field-s-of-flowers · 27 days

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See to me Aaron Tveit isn’t even that physically attractive. Vocally however

#soph’s posts #aaron tveit #The octave jump on “feelings I can’t fight” in El Tango de Roxanne makes me feel some kind of way #Visually? He’s perfectly fine. He’s like a Ken doll to me #But his vibrato… ughhhh I want it so bad

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