hey @cod-dump @brainrot-palace @mysticalgalaxysalad @beskarmermaid so i turned your military propaganda antagonist into a Barbie doll and gave him a cute outfit. yeah no it's completely not based on canon material or anything but he's got a bolo tie now. sorry you found out like this, but it will happen again, it already has actually, if you'll look below...
yeah hi sorry i turned your emotional support side character into a Barbie doll and he looks amazing etc etc it will happen again--
yeah i also turned your military propaganda protagonist into a Barbie doll--SIKE!!!!!!!! I TURNED THEM ALL INTO HIGHLY TRAINED MILITARY POWERPUFF GIRLS AHAHAHAHAHAHA TRICKED YOU!!!! also they're gay
Hi love ur writing hope it's ok to ask for some vampdrew!!!!! 💕💕💕
WIP Wednesday (11/1) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 44)
“Oh, fuck Wymack’s coming! Andrew, your teeth. He’s going to see!” Kevin says, as if their predicament isn’t obvious.
“Thh,” Andrew puts his hand on Kevin’s shoulder. “Calm down. I thaid ith fine.”
There’s no actual blood this time, so it shouldn’t be that hard to put his fangs away. He’s not even sure why they popped in the first place. Sure, Josten smells… nice, but this has never happened before. How curious. Something to ponder on the plane ride back when he’s trying not to maim a cabin full of private citizens. And their annoying-ass babies.
Andrew closes his eyes and inhales deeply. One, two, three breaths. And he feels his blood straws start to retract back into his gums. He runs his tongue over them a couple times, then opens his mouth for Kevin who nods in relief. Then suddenly, Wymack is in earshot. And the windows are rolled down.
“Listen,” Kevin starts. Then he swaps to his inside voice. ‘You can drink from me at the airport. We can ditch Wymack and go into the restroom and find an empty stall—’
As hot as sneaking off into a bathroom stall with Kevin sounds, Andrew will have to pass. Their deal is for Saturdays.
i love that cult of the lamb lets you take in the gods as your own little cult followers but it also gives me entirely too much room for indulgence. the favoritism i show this gayass cat is insane