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Modern au xiao brain rot rn can't even anymore.

my pfp and header won’t load in properly and idk why

i wrote this during school and in class so

I would so kin a high school au xiao bc he’s smart asf but still super creative art-wise AND FUCKIGNFNJNKJD ATTRACTIVE ASF SJFLKKJVEK.

Anyways i think i used to have a list of all the senior subjects he would have but i “lost” the list so imma try to recreate it. Im pretty sure his list of subjects was literally almost the same as my subjects :skull: anyways i think it was, advanced english, advanced maths + extension 1 or 2 maths, sor cant remember how many units, visual arts, chemistry, biology or physics. PLS I CANT REMEMBERRRRRRR. HE WOULD SO LISTEN TO ODETARI. ODETARI XIAO SUPREMACY. Anyways he would not know how to talk to anyone for shi. Prolly acts super cool but either gets super flustered or cold if you were to help him with picking up smth, def DOES NOT get bullied bc hes so cool and way too attractive (also scary) for anyone to do anything mean to him. IM FUCKING TELLING YYOU. GIRLS WOULD DROOOLLLL OVER HIS ASS. (i wouod) AHEM AHEM AHEM. this whole paragraph is me on something. The only thing making it barely readable is google’s autocorrect. NOW THEYRE TELLING ME TO CAPITALISE THE G IN GOOGLE AW HELL NAW. IM HERE TRYNA TALK ABT XIAO. he probably tried to fail religion so he didn;t have to do it but then someone told him its mandatory and him failing RE affects his whole grade soo. Teahcers can’t decide whether to hate him or love him cuz he does the work quietly but he's a sassy little B-I-T-C-H. He also probs gets cautions and detentions bc of his shirt being out but prob rarely gets cautions bc he says to the teachers face that he looks better with it out and most teachers don't have the BALLS to tell him off or give him a caution. Probs only the same teachers giving him cautions anyways but theres always gonna be one girl in his class telling the teacher that xiao does look better with his shirt out. Now, would xiao play video games? Ngl probably not since hes like too busy doing his work. OMG HE SHOULD SKATE HE SHOULD SKATE. YES, OK SO. HE SKATES IN HIS FREETIME AND THATS WHY HES SUPER BEHIND ON SOCIAL MEDIA TRENDS. He does have an instagram but his pfp is still just the plain og grey one. He has no posts but he does post on his story sometimes. He follows you and definitely stalks your acc whenever he gets the chance. He looks through your acc THROUGHLY like he def examines everything, where you are, what you're eating, who your friends are and everything. he srsly doesnt have anything better to do with his time. Theres only so much work you can do before you go out to skate, then theres only so many cuts and scratches your body can take before you have to go home, and there are only so many posts on her instagram you can stalk :( I LOVE XIAO!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS MY FAVOURITE AND I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bro def got forced to go to the counsellor once, he hated it and was very aggressive the whole time but its ok bc hes pretty.

OMG IJOWRFBJKKJLNSFVLJSVKSJKJBSFSKFBBFKJ MAGINE LAWYER XIAO

I CANT EVEN ANYMORE RKLOJEFJKVBELSKLNKLSDKL JUST FUCING QDJFW [K J just imagine xiao in a suit and like lawyer xiao. But then i mean like, all lawyers are old and wrinkly and as old asf so idk if i could do that to my bb xiao

Something I found on an old document. I don’t know where it came from:

The problem with god, and most other things and places like that, is thnot ahtnone of them can ever know what its like to be Eatheldred the conqueror, king os the high seas. You see, Spongebob was a very very very good friend of mine he didn’t speak much at all but i helped hind drink his vino joy to all the world joy to al the knishes in the bib blue sea the sea is not it blue it is fiv different colors: turnouise red and starfish. They are all stars when they are born a star fish is born when lady gaga was born the doctors all die. It was a terrible thing that happened and the doctors never all fully reo cevered because theyw ere dea.d I shoukd go to the pound and pound out some sick beats and base lines adn racioactive motor functions I should lose myself in the rhymes and the time and the cat I once new. The world is like a vampire, but I am but a humble bat. A mosquoyo for vampires, if you will. VGam0iies don’t get malaria, becaus eytjey’re not Teddy Roosevelet and he stole all the amalaria a long,l long time ag. Sleep pretty darling do not cry I am Pual Mccarcru. I live in my car an dcry all day. Very sad :( 

He all lives in a yellow yello yellow beaglemobile where that is at yes yes oh yes that is where you must be to be the tree man, the ent of all things the king of all ents the dent the rent the sent. We all live in seasons, in volices, in worlds, in volvos, in serpents ad sand kings. I think believe that the hot dogs are cold a=g-o on in th titanic the hot dogs were all cold. Wait a minut did hot dogs exist back then>? I don’t know hwho knows. ThbeHot dogs were iunvenyted in the chicago worlds gaor because queen victoria got so mad she explodes into 983486238034 zombies so many zombies by lady but they’re all british.

British zombies are lime : “Ello mate mind if I eat your brains? Tally ho!”

American zombies are like “Give  me your fucing brains

“Boston zombies

Bew YOrk Zombies: ‘Ey, pal listen I just want your brains. Just a little bit of your brains, pal. Buddy.

Ausyralian  zombies are like: ah, mate om going to take your barains for me brain stew.

The most essential emost essential worlds of clas warfare is that the hsitory class, and the panih class and all the other clases, well theyre all like marshmallows in the wind, just being tossed aside byu the winds and rides of time and the lime, lime lima beans in tima beans. And the beach is aon the sneeches with the stitches thats what snitcjhes gets and if you dust the dagger the dist will rdust and rust and Rhoududust and if you go to Russia then you will forget what airplanes are they are es muy not allowed in russia the hate airplanes thefe because they smell lieke goat and also kerosene and oh my god it’s the ham sandwich queen of brooklyn, new orleans its time to exoc mminutecate your fae,y our mom and the pope he bee pooping, popping and rocking on the rokcs. He likes to rap about wraps and burritoes with Aaarn, Aaron Aaron aaaaaaaaaaaa just like his mothers father, he was a tree, eryainly a tree for all seasons. Salt, pepper, honey, musard, garlic, salt, onion garlic garden si where th garlic trows all day ee hey thats wher my ass libes in piedmont row I dar enot go for the watermeoons smell wa to much tof jnnny for me I do not like them no I do know knii i am the king ot he book men menstruation stations, come insode it’s fun inside. Okay listen to me kids, it’s time to het seriosu aluminum foil si coming for your lids, house and family. The Vietma, os gpong to marr uopir sister like a jesus in the night and the comedians will run amok throught ehs rteets have les vegas no name man in his no name land eating all jos np na,e ham for no one does not have a pob he is the king of the quen of humans. They live in the most NEwsy of Hampshire. The old hampire os a hamsyer in a hamper in tedau sinday afternoon. There ar eonly tewo daus we sold the fibe other dasy now guys I’m so sorry. Just Tuesday abd Monday from now on and also the Vicitorian eyra of shcarlegamngebe steetha nd beard and dentist,. The royal colonooscopist shall no observe his majesties buttocks.!!!! Ye she shallezt! AAh, Charlemagne!

I’ve started getting really into taking the sorbet out of the cauldron and killing King Max for his treason against his dick. The only way we have to feat is itself that is itself I am me, myself and I. If I was not mysel than I would take myself into the future to see what human sare like, I bet they have more heads. One for work, one for business, one for pleasure, one for romance, one for sex, and one for listeninh to Imagine Dragons. However, they don’t call it Imagien Dragons they call it Teddy Wur. If I need the China becaust ehe batteries. Oh no i removed the bagtteries needed to make Norway function for my remote now Norway has stopped. THe only solution is to eat Norway. MMMMjhhhmm tastes like chocolate cabbage. Teabsolute erribnle. I have seventeen ears of corn and five easts of human flesh. I”m, pretty sire elves are just corn because they’re ears look verty similar. You know, I;ve seen ears if cirb vyt U;m vebver actuakkyt seeb a cirbs fukk body. I reakkky wsug U was a witch evcayse U”m living in Antarctuca and i’ts cold, I need a fire. Santa cLaus refuses to accept my invitation to become a boy band called The Santastics unfortunately I a akso the man of mahy lizatrds, but few delights ibA ystst or September tgen the dying rose will yes yes Like a tiger in a glass jar of picjles, I simply just do not fit into this world. I am sware and the world is circular. I wish I was s2uare because then I would be more easily portable. Circle are hard to port. That’s why they put pizza in swuqare boxes whgeb toy put pizza into the boix then the pizza becomes the box, it feikls up the sun with butternut milk ice cream on hr Tunasday salad dressing up in drag. Ah,, ues I to am the king of New umberlandorleans when the aliens come will they shake our hads, or eat them? That’s for you to decide, Mr. Melviun Luncoln chief washerman of the Canadian States iof abafa. If i was not for fava bean, I’d be against the curtain rolling rolling ride of m[pembrose eyes in the night is bitter, absolutely disgusting. Th night is not that much like a lizard, it is much bigger.

The mechanic is on his hands on the roof on the run from the rung Jiungian. Well, you see if Freud was a man he’d be the king os all the widdle eedeie beedle Pink Floyd they are the serpents of New Jerseuw here the saints come tumbling in and down and up and right and left. Hey-ho! If I was a not the littlesy of the mushroom men than I would ebay the garfield spinach pizza pie but alas. I can not for i am to many men and women and children all at once. I’m so glad yo know that children don’t have genders It’s really great If my beard was a man he would he Dusting Hoffman, kurelest man int he scotttmans hillburghohoro. The queen, yes she is sppphic yes she’s is in the silver movies made of silvers. Vikers i mean vampires can’t watch movie. Viking vampires viking vampires oh fuck yeah oh hell yeahes! Piraes of the caibbean but it’s vikings of the cariibean in canada where the maple labes are a basketball team where they throw the baskeys in the vvall for the volleyball wbaleyuwood is where the woold is just ufcking balling. What does that mean? It means there are balls. So many, goshdarm balls I love them I hate them fuck them they are the sceteys of all Pjnocchio ihidden desires yreasures of Morhgoths kitchenet oh no i must do the eays the magazine before the pink, golden rose comes falling down from the sku and his chest explodes with volluptouse readiness to, I’ll see you on the p9nes tereee that looks like the ugliest fucking swan you’ve ever seen oh and oh no the ugly little duckling was a sytripper tjat’s bad, not good if you ares on the brroks Spinrhrstein then you are a hammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm alojios uou can fuck the ham sadnw asand hidden in the hiding place thay’s where oh la omigi bad the imniiii the man is thenot he knows what the money is it is him. He is the king greatest, ryker 9foa ll the money in scotland. Scotland is not made of bricks there are nl bricks other then the wet, pastry flour that tastes like selvir cupcakes made of raserrie pie but oh what the fsunflwers yiesdau where yu going to? Are you made the of sun, or ais that just your friend, or is your friend the dpillow food demons is your friend the nordic man witht he beard that is a human person from the iconic set of youtube videos titled, this man is the horneist of all the bulls who knows how to be a kite flyinjg welder of the baldiest blades but he alss, he is not the buffalo man he si ada, sp ad, chking on his own misery

‘But he can’t fuk anyone he’s to afraid of the

World in spanish is nothing’it is not the reason we are still here it is raining purple. And silka nd silver

Wehn I was a boy I thought we should return every rock back to the volcanoes

I thought we sh0uld pick them all up and discover all the bugs inside

WHo knows what happens to all th crows we threw away? Where have they flown to?

Have they found another friend, one more shaped liek them in that 

Sweet, beautiful

B ird shape that birds ahre shaped in by the gaudy hands of god

Or are they just going to explode?

Ah, but alas I am the badger I am the worser I am the better I amt eh gooder goo goog goo kooo koo cachoo. I amt he cashew I sneeze on your emmbrane but I do nmot eist for pleasure, oh no no, I s3eat up the udnerwear like a man addicted strawberry flowers fruit h9oneyscukle eyes speeing at you from on the clover, gilded gravestones that laugh like malicious ducks and evil birds from beyond the plane, and the valley of the cursed crimson calling cards of dusks peering in small tufts of dense fur, dense hairless loss of innocent paper napkins b

But where have these words i”ve lost? Where are they running dripping, from yut swollen amiable tongue, carved from obsolescence by that great Renaiisssance carvesman Dutarte or whatever his name was. Where are the dictator over the needless river of neon vuiing war ships and the longstanding food between feud between the bitter, ocean current and the lovely sky damped windowsill?

(Dm) C7 Bb Gm  A7 C7 Bb A7 Fmaj7 Gm Bb A7 Gm Edim 

          7   6    4      5    7    6   5     3      4       6   5    4    2       3   5  4

A funny little story.

I like ducks. They are so cute. I love them so much.

The beach boys live on the dpcks and eat ham like it’s in asyring like it’s poptarts from the great god dyinoussu. Pop poppopppppppppppppppppp there’s the hamstrings the ham percussion, the ham horns and the ham vocalists or something I dont know I am not the orchestra man I fear all things shiny that go in your mouth hole and make noise and I am tired.hu

And so the day begins and so you walk home with your friend your hand in your apple in your hand and you smile and wave and laugh and finally have the urge to kiss them on the lips byt then you open your eyes and realize your eyes and mouth have switched and you were just kissing a daisy flower and it doesn’t really matter anymore, now does it? And seeing as since your apples are now pie and with adams apples you can make an adams apple pie and the american dream is now american pie and the american dream is dead, but alive and I am bread, yet I jize along to the subtle bop, bop bop bopping of the smooth-ass music smooth as shaving cream on a sunny day. Shoobee-doob bop a shoo be doobe doo bop and if you feel the love tonight an the bright reds and greens and blue ina  peppermint orientation that is semu vertical to every angle out there than you can fish for the hearts of irrational men ina  sea of lost desires in a sea of honking desires, lost to fetuse of time in the omb of the great whale of the ocean and the speaker for the day has cried there hands away they can no longer ho;d the microphone todaaaaaaaaaaay! And all the bad dogs have gone away, you will never see them again except in your most idle of dream where your car is tied up in knots of silicon remorse inside your waxy-wishy washy heart and infertile popcorn seems to uniniviting.

Now they lay Richard Nixons body down. Sad old man who ran this town. I can still remember the way he lead the charge and saved the day. Clorox bleach and rain I can hear the beagle saying “We’v seen the last of the librarian woman. She is now gone from entirely fo our hearts. Smoke is like a whisper in the wind to me now, a bitter reflection coasting off the planes wings. Birds of a feather soon learn that they have something better to do. You’re guts swimming around like seals in a pit of brine? Well, they’ve started a union against you. IIIIIIIII. The shrimpsons parents were shrimps but then they died when they realized the hill was too steep to climb and I am to sleep to rhyme anything else but then the time. Let me try being the moon for just a while, I could use some moments being giant white and an orb that is also a rock in the sky. If you’re not a giant spherical rock then that’s not optimal. But that’s okay. We don’t have to be optimal to be amazing, or even perfect. However, no body is perfect anyhow but that’s fine, you don’t have to be perfect to be enough or not to be that is the queso!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CheesE CHEESE!JIHUOBNUBUINLJIerhw3o2jhuverf I am so leired of th epostman bringing back m daughters to me the postman bakes the daughters and the carpenter makes the sons and the postman rakes the nonbinary chuldren and cthulhu still watches overhead, waiting for us all to lose our skin and become gooey-and thereby much, much easier to swallow. Just like the news! Except the news is extremely hard to swallow, because the harder to swallow the better it sells. This also applies to other professions, I think you can figure those out. There are professions and there are amateurfessions and there are professors but some fessors are amateurs in their status their stats are not ours to give nor or they ours to take. We gake and we bake and make the rake blake thompson sinnyboy brown. We are stuck on the lovely visage of weeds while the rainy day bloody festival occurs. And yes, you need time to buy the scarlet labryinths heels, toes shoulders

It is our time to scale the scarlet labyrinths tower of David Lynch. Wrestling with yourself in a cesspool of arrogance and a tornado of macabre delights. Instead of the weather, let’s bleed into each other and call it a fair game, we can lie to the seasons, and to the gods living under flakes of dust, but the only thing we can’t lie to is the screaming orange that lies at the center of the sun, it is to far away and it can not hear you, so. AAAAAAh yes, the latin! The history! It all comes crashing down! So many, many, many years!

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗟𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗦: 𝗦𝗞𝗬𝗥𝗜𝗠   +   𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗦.  

@prophecyveined​ made an ask meme out of it here but i felt like doing all of it at once

01.  favorite build?

honestly i made a wade build and it’s my absolute favorite. it’s a melee assassin build that’s very heavy crafting / smithing / speech

02.   favorite location?  

the dark brotherhood sanctuaries. 

03.  favorite daedric artifact?

the ring of namira or the skeleton key

04.  favorite unique item?

jarrin root. i’ve spent so many hours doing that cheat where you drop items, have your companion pick them up, then go to a different location and the items get duplicated and i made sure i had like 100 jarrin roots for roleplaying poisoning purposes

05.  favorite player home?

lakeview manor. my kids love it even if we get attacked on an hourly basis. 

06.  favorite shout?

become ethereal both for roleplaying purposes - it’s wade. he has to survive everything - and for purposes of oh fuck i just jumped off a cliff and the last time i saved was an hour ago please don’t let me die

07.  favorite dragon type?   (frost,   blood,   revered,   etc.)

whichever is easiest - i think frost were the easiest for me to fight

08.   favorite school of magicka?   (alteration,   conjuration,   etc.)

restoration

09.  favorite in-game book?   besides the lusty argonian maid,   of course…

let me pick the lusty argonian maid you coward. but probably a kiss, sweet mother for lore reasons or withershins because it’s so fucing clever.

10. favorite hold?   (the rift,   the pale,   etc.)

the reach because i’m a maniac

11.  similarly:   favorite jarl?

balgruuf. but i really want to like elisif. 

12.   favorite spell?

healing spells while in combat, telekinesis to make stealing shit easier, or clairvoyance because i get lost way too fucking easily

13.   favorite in-game food   /   drink?   would you eat   /   drink it in real life?

not to be gay, but homecooked meal. my spouse slaved over a hot fire pit for me. but also i want to try snowberries and slaughterfish

14.  favorite daedric prince?

namira

15.   favorite divine?

mara

16.   favorite hero in history?   (other protagonists of the elder scrolls series count!)

mjoll the lioness - my first and favorite spouse, 

17.  favorite piece of lore?

narfi’s sister destroys me but also the giant mourning his mammoth

18.   favorite music track?

around the fire or far horizons

19.   a moment in-game where your breath was taken away by something beautiful,   powerful,   emotional,   etc.

the first time i played through the dark brotherhood questline, every part of it broke my heart. but astrid’s sacrifice killed me

20.  favorite weapon?

windshear is fun and unique, but i’m obsessed with enchanting a fork to be ridiculously powerful

21.  favorite follower?

mjoll the lioness, mostly because she’s essential

22.  favorite canon holiday?

i can’t remember any and i’m too lazy to google

23.  favorite faction?

would you believe me if i said dark brotherhood. or thieves guild.

24.  favorite creature?

spriggins

25.  favorite dlc?

hearthfire. i’m a domestic bitch

26.  favorite ability?   (such as one of the abilities you can get from being a nightingale depending on which moon phase you choose;   i.e. being invisible when you crouch for one time a day.)

that thieve’s guild ability where you find extra gems

27.   favorite star sign?

the thief

28.  favorite standing stone ability?

the lover stone ability that makes you learn skills faster because i love to grind

29. favorite castle   /   keep?

understone keep

30.   favorite quest?

dark brotherhood duh

31.   favorite craziest piece of actual canon lore?

listen the sheer concept of chim makes my brain hurt but also radiates powerful deadpool vibes

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i fugin hate blak and wite and yelow and red people n jews most of all they r fugin CUNTS i hat them

first let me b clear. i am MEXICAN. i live in los angelis after ilegaly imigrating. i am also a muslim so i canot be racist.

okay my first problem is with banana-dicked melanin-monster chimp boy nigg pig blakc people! they are FUGIN NIGGS. i hat them. not only do the fugin girls in my 7th grade 30-50 year old class only fuk uuh evryone but me which includes blackniggs but they hav a staryo type that says they have big diccs! we let me tell you my dik a a wopping 2 inches e rect and i have never seen any dick biger than thet. granted i hav never seen any other diks at all but i dout any are biger. that goes for “bigdik” blackniggs, average joe crakers, rice grain-dicked asians, ect setera. i have the bigest period! also black nigers have a lot of cirme  and welfair and low i qs even lower than us mexcans! they r basicly chim pan zees shaved and coverd in shit

as for honky hick ass craker wite people they r fugin evil. while, unlik other internet ethnic conspiracy therists, i do not think they r the most evil rac. we wil get to that lateer. but they are RACIST AS FUUUK. they voted for donlad trmup who is basicly A DOLF HITLER he wants to send us ilegals back to mexico and get us off welfair! FUCKING ASHOLS RITE! they ar so selfish they do not want to b taxd to fucing pay for us to sit on our as and rais 12 kids while they cant aford to raise mor that 1 maxmum. i dont get it. plus they r avrage in every thing. they hav avrage iqs avrage dicks avrage ect setra exept for strenth they can lift shit but that is it.

as for the billion yelow slant eyed chinaman jap nip rice eating cat fryin dog boilin ching chong ding dong mao zedong north korea asians, they r all smarter than me and it is not fair !! sure i can get a scolarship much easier be cause of afurmative action but they scor higer on i q tests wich is fugkin RACIST. they stole our in teligence be cause we wuz smart n shit. us mexcsns were until the jap-ass chink ninjas came to acapulco n stole our brains.

red peopl are not rilly a sig nificant race but i hat them none the les. they r RED HAHAHAAAAAA like tomatose HAAAAAAA. i mean sure i am half nativ a merican because i am a meztiso but i am a shamed of both my span ish and aztech ansestros. the red indians deserve wut they got. fugin fether-headed pipe smokin alcohol drinkin smalpox havin bufalo huntin tree nigers!

now the worst race. the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS ! those scheemin hook nosed rat-faced curly haird brown eyed high iq holy land stealin holocaust fabricatin bank controling bagel-eatin kikeburgers! the holocaus did nt hapen but it dam well shoud have. the JEEEEEWS are the reason us mexicans are pore! not be cause we are lazy! because of the fucin JEWS. not the wite people sure i know they r ass too but the jews r the problem !

1-10 >:3c i love you ame

Are you in a relationship? yes!!!

Do you have a crush on someone? If you do tell us about them. ohhh i have a crush on my boyed friend hes very sweet and loves me even when i make jokes about leaking u_u

What’s your ideal boyfriend/enbyfriend? looks at my bf. silly himbo who makes me laugh

What is your ideal perfect date? uhhh literally anything.. staying at home and playing video games? the classic dinner and a movie? staying up all night and getting breakfast in the morning? anything dude

Have you ever smooched a boy/enby? you know it, dude!

If you went on a movie date what movie would you go see? booksmart, childs play, or the new men in black movie.. owo

What video games would you play with your boyfriend/enbyfriend? IVE BEEN TALKIGN W HIM ABOUT WANTING TO WATCH HIM PLAY SUPER MARIO WORLD... i also wanna watch him play portal because those games r fucking genius also anything else i own. he doesnt know fucing anything about video games so i think itd be a lot of fun showing him the ropes :-)

Are you a hopeless romantic? YES... HGHDS im like wow me being loved is so unrealistic but also god.. to love and be loved... lays awake at night thinking abotu love

Do you daydream a lot about your crush or boyfriend/enbyfriend? LTIERALYL EVERY MOMENT IM AWAKE.. GHDJJNFJ

If you were going on a dinner date where would you go? ohhh my brain immediately thinks cheap so fast food maybe.. but dude do i love a nice mexican restaurant.. to eat an enchilada