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#he’s just trying to get some cuddles in tex fucking CHILL
mr-miss-anonymous · 5 months
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First Aid, snuggled up against Vortex’s side: You know, now that I think about it, cuddling isn’t always considered “romantic.” It’s nice, but—
Vortex, narrowing his optics: Wait, wait, wait. It’s not? What do you mean it’s not?
First Aid: I mean, I cuddle with my friends all the time! We’re still just friends, though, so it’s not romantic.
Vortex: But… what about holding hands? That’s romantic, right?
First Aid: Well, n—no, not necessarily. It all depends on the context, and—
Vortex: And kissing? Kissing is always romantic. It’s not—you don’t kiss your friends, do you? You just kiss me, right? And sex? What about sex? Sex is romantic. Sex is for us, and not… it’s not… you don’t sleep with your friends, do you? First Aid, do you fuck your friends, too? Are we even dating? Am I just—oh my god, am I just a friend? Is this not romance? First Aid, what’s going on? Are you trying to tell me something?
First Aid: … Vortex, what the fuck.
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jayswritings13 · 3 years
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Can we get poly headcannons with loona and vortex with a short hellhound reader
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Such good vibes all around honestly!
Vortex is very chill and relaxed, which often leads to you and Loona being relaxed in his presence.
Loona is still very much blushy and awkward around you and Vortex in the beginning, but becomes less and less the more and more she spends around you two.
Due to this, you love to tease the shit out of her in the beginning stages of your relationship.
"....I hate you...." Loona grumbled, crossing her arms, while heat rushed to her face.
"So, why's your face red then?" You smirked, leaning in closer to the female hellhound.
Vortex doesn't tease Loona as much as you do, but he does love to turn the tables on you once he watches what you do to Loona.
"Your face is just as red, babe." Vortex grinned, "Or should I move in closer to get a better look?" He said, leaning closer to you, as your cheeks tinted bright red.
Vortex takes you and Loona to all of the fun hellhound parties that his friends throw.
This is honestly how you three spend some of the nights together.
Dates are pretty common, even with Vortex's crazy work hours with Verosika.
When Vortex plans dates it can either be a rager of a party he found out about or a movie marathon.
When Loona plans dates it can be anything from a night at the club to a night in the human world, especially since she can show off her human disguise there.
That is if Blitzø will let her take the book and go to the human world without him.
Speaking of Blitzø, he was very, very overprotective once he saw Loona out with you and Vortex. He would pull the two of you aside whenever you came over to pick up Loona.
"I don't ever want to see Loona hurt because of you two fucking assholes!"
"Blitzø!"
"Just having a nice conversation here with (Y/N) and Vortex," Blitzø said, pushing Vortex and you over to where the front door was,, where Loona was standing, arms crossing, glaring at the imp. "Loonie! Have a nice night out!"
Eventually, Blitzø grew to like the two of you.
Due to his job as Verosika's newest bodyguard, he's able to score tickets to pretty much all of her concerts.
Sure he's working, so he can't exactly hang out with you two, but the big smiles and thank yous afterward are more than enough as a reward for him.
You all love to pile in blankets and cuddle after a long day.
Loona loves to whisper and ramble about space facts, while Vortex will talk about any and all types of flowers, especially his dear favorite, lilies.
PDA is not really a thing, as both Loona and Vortex would much rather save most of their affections for behind closed doors, except for the usual hand-holding, kisses, and hugs.
The usual exception to this is whenever the three of you go out drinking, as a drunk Loona and Vortex are very affectionate.
"(Y/N)!! Come here!!! I just wanna kiss your face!" Loona exclaimed, smiling brightly and motioning for you to come closer to her.
You all make sure to try and hang out with all three of you as much as possible, but when that can't happen, you find that you spend a lot of time with Loona, who often has a lot of downtime after work, unlike Vortex who has little to none downtime whenever Verosika is busy, which is most of the fucking time.
But while Vortex is away, you and Loona always make sure to message him and send him pictures of the two of you. Even facetime him, if he's able to talk at the moment.
Vortex always appreciates this and looks forward to all the messages and pictures that Loona and you send.
"You guys are way too fucking sweet," Vortex always says once he's able to see you in person.
"You deserve it though, Tex."
"Loona's right, Tex. You work way too hard sometimes and deserve something to look forward to while at work."
"You are the best partners a guy could ask for." Vortex chuckled, wrapping an arm around the both of you. "I love you both."
"I love you both too," Loona mumbled.
"I love you guys so much." You said.
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houseofdabs · 3 years
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It's Raining Cats and Dogs Out There
This isn't nothing serious, just wanted to write sumn, might not be too good, I haven't written nothing in years.
warnings: none
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Bo had slept in, something that wasn't particularly rare, but something he wasn't too keen on. Maybe it was from the lack of sun in his face, or the comfortable cool that made it so easy to curl into the blankets on his bed, but it was more than likely from the exhaustion he accumulated from so many nights full of work and less of sleeping. Deep down he knew he needed the extra sleep but as quick as the thought came it was just as quickly replaced with the self-degradation that pushed him to work hours on end with little care for himself-- the fuel that worked him near death in order to prove himself. The wind outside began to pick up and Bo peaked out the window to watch the dead leaves that danced within it, the thought that the only movement in the desolate town being dead itself made him frown a little. Gray clouds above covered the usual harsh rays of the Louisiana sun, what was once a vibrant sky was now dull. The blanketed sky looked heavy and with every movement threatened to burst and unleash the gallons of water it held.
Bo weighed his options in his head: he could either hurry up and make his way to the station to work before the rain started or he could stay and spend his day inside. His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of rainfall outside the window, mother earth decided for him-- he was spending the day inside.
He made his way downstairs to the kitchen, the weather had him hankering for something warm to combat the chill that the elements brought with it, coffee sounded real good. Bo didn't realize how hungry he was until his stomach announced it's vacant state, he supposed some breakfast wouldn't hurt either, and it wasn't often he had the time or care in mind to make himself an early meal. He just hoped the eggs and bacon hadn't spoiled.
The storm outside had picked up significantly and he didn't hear the small taps from Jonesy coming in from the doggy door in the back, the dog nearly made him drop the egg he was about to crack as she shook the water from her coat, some hitting Bo.
"God damnit, Jonesy, you 'bout scared the mess outta me!" Bo hollered as he watched the dog dry off, "ah, quit that, yer gettin' water everywhere." He grabbed a stray washcloth and wiped her down a bit before he threw it on the ground, an attempt to pick up some of the puddle that accumulated at the pups feet. "What am I gonna do with you?"
After he dealt with Jonesy, Bo turned his attention back to the stove, more focused on his egg sunny side up than the dog at his feet. In the middle of moving the egg around there was a clap of thunder outside that caused him to jolt, the spatula breaking the yolk from Bo's harsh movement. A quick 'fuck' escaped his lips as he watched the runny liquid start to cook in the hot pan, he really wanted them sunny side up. He noticed Jonesy move and watch in interest as he plated the now 'ruined' egg.
"Quit yer beggin', got food in yer bowl, leave me alone." He grumbled as he cracked another egg in the pan before he made his way to start the coffee. Jonesy just sat and watched him before she headed over to lay under the kitchen table and out of Bo's way. Not long after the coffee machine was done rumbling, Bo had him a cup of the steaming liquid with the proper fixings, his plate at his space at the table, and a begging dog at his feet once again. As he brought a bite of egg to his mouth, he watched as Jonesy's interested peaked, she went from laying under the table to sitting upright beside him, her eyes followed the movement of his fork.
"Tsk," Bo sucked his teeth and narrowed his eyes, "now go on somewhere." In no mood to deal with the dog, he dropped his hand to swat her away but Jonesy stood her ground. Her head lolled to the side as she peered up at him with her big puppy dog eyes, a soft whimper leaving her muzzle.
"Nu uh, I'm fixin' to put you out if you don' hush up, don' give me none of that shit, what? Vincent don' feed you none?" He tried his best to ignore her eyes but he couldn't ignore the way she made a noise as he continued to eat. Bo sighed and his eyes fell to the egg that he had messed up earlier. He let out a huff as he fished the food off his plate and looked back at the pup.
"Alright, you wan' it? You gotta work fer it." He lifted the food to show her but as she went to lunge he held his hand up, halting her movements. "What I say? Now," he pointed his pointer and middle finger in the shape of a gun at Jonesy, "BANG!" She stared up at him, tilting her head again and Bo felt a little embarrassed that she didn't respond correctly.
"Damnit, girl," he attempted once more, "BANG! Jonesy play dead gosh-dangit!" Bo's lips curled up a bit as the dog did as told, although not with as much enthusiasm as she would with his other siblings, but he supposed it was enough. Bo plopped the egg down on the ground for her and Jonesy scrambled to eat it the second she heard it hit the ground.
"Actin' like we'on feed you, shameful." He shook his head and sucked his teeth before he finished his plate. He sipped from his mug and peered down at Jonesy from the rim as she stamped her front paws a little, her head jolted as she softly barked at him.
"I'on got nothin' for you, now g'on, get." Bo nudged her out of the way as he got up, piling his dishes in the sink before making his way to the living room, Jonesy followed at his heels.
Bo stood in the middle of room and scanned the contents it held, trying to decide if he wanted to read or watch a movie but he changed his mind the second his eyes fell on his parents old cassette player. His fingers skimmed the cassette holder and stopped on Marty Robbins' "Return of the Gunfighter", nothing too sad and he loved storytelling. The peaceful guitar contrasted the harsh snap of thunder outside; it calmed him.
The tape played as he settled into the couch, his fingers drummed along to 'San Angelo' as it played in the background. While he preferred the twangy sound of Johnny Cash telling the big guys to shove it, he couldn't help but feel something for the expressive guitar, the Tex-Mex style bewitched him. He enjoyed the songs of a lone cowboy who had no time for love, but his favorites were the ones in which an outlaw managed to find a companion despite their wrongs. Love was always described so sickly sweet, and while he was usually put off by it, he couldn't deny he yearned for it, the idea that someone could love a criminal like the outlaws that were sung about, maybe someone like himself.
The once warm cup in his hands was now cold, the liquid inside had cooled while he sat in thought but Bo couldn't bring himself to care. Jonesy stretched as she laid beside him, her head found its way in the man's lap as she nestled in the couch. He bought his hand down to scratch her side, chuckling a bit as her leg kicked before giving her a couple smacks on her side. Her tail drummed wildly against the sofa and she wiggled further into his lap, licking at his hands.
"Alright, now settle down, girl." He smiled and brought his hand up to rub her head, his cup now abandoned on the table beside him. He readjusted himself, careful not to disturb the animal in his lap as he got more comfortable. Bo allowed himself to further sink into the cushions, sighing contently as he laid his head back. He finally relaxed, his eyes closed as he listened to the rainfall's percussive taps as it landed on the earth around him, lulling him to sleep.
Vincent made his way to the house through the tunnels, having finally finished the wax sculpture that kept him up all night. As he made his way from his late father's office, he took notice of how quiet the house was aside from the quiet melody of Marty Robbins that played in the living room. He stopped walking when his gaze fell on his twin and his dog cuddled on the couch, Bo's chest rising in falling as he slept. Vincent watched for a while before he retreated back to the hall closet and retrieved a blanket for them. Carefully as not to wake them, the twin laid it over the two. He grabbed the coffee cup Bo ditched on the table and took it in the kitchen, noticing his brother managed to cook breakfast. Vincent picked up a covered plate that sat on the stove, smiling behind the mask when he realized that his brother fixed him some as well. He retreated to his room with the food, taking one last glance at Bo and Jonesy before ascending the stairs.
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obscure-imagines · 4 years
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-(warning texas chainsaw massacre slasher stuff, read at your own risk?)
-legit though, if you’re reading this, it’s because you’re chill with looking past the fact that, like his brothers, he’s a legitimate cannibal 
-so...
-the way to his heart is calling him Tex, if you try to call him Eddie, he will legitimately kill you
-as it is, with him and his fam, you never know how safe you are
-don’t wanna piss them off
-smelling nice is both good and bad
-he’s a cocky little shit 
-tries to charm your pants off every day because might as well right?
-he’s big on PDA
-wants to be known as the lady charmer in his family because why the FUCK does Bubba have that reputation???? (no shade to Bubba but Tex doesn’t get it)
-he’s a pretty boy
-likes it if you play with his hair
-and he’s chill if you steal his hat for a bit, but you bet your ass he’s getting it back from you, whether you want to give it back or not
-he’s big on scaring you
-I’m sorry but he loves scarring people so...
-he likes all sorts of screams ;)
-lots of just showing up and grabbing you from behind, wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his face in your neck
-this meme i’ve made specifically for this HC
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-his brothers would not be happy the first time he decides to bring you around
-definitely consists of them thinking you’re dinner, and Tex would really have to put his foot down 
-telling Bubba you’re “not. for. eating.”
-he’d be super protective of you if he ever brought you around the house, which is why he almost never does
-he really doesn’t want you to get involved with their shit
-his family is super close, and doing what he does (killing) has always just been a part of his life, so being with you is interesting for him
-pretty much any family he meets is more functional than his so... maybe bringing him around your family is an okay idea?
-he’s really good at exuding ‘i am not a cannibal’ energy when he’s around your fam
-his arm is around your shoulders a lot
-cuz he’s possessive
-will straight up kill and eat anyone who tries to fuck with you
-he’s torn about telling you about the people he’s killing and not telling you
-you know who he is if you’re together, but do you really want to hear about that shit?
-politely declining any food he ever offers you unless it’s visibly an apple or some sort of obvious fruit or veggie that can’t be ‘special meat’
-he likes to stay at your place tbh
-he’s big on cuddles? i feel like he didn’t get much loving growing up
-he was a younger sibling and was always fighting for attention, so you’d have to be quite attentive with him
-he gets a lil aggressive if he sees your attention is on someone else
-will tighten his grip on you if he’s starting to get upset as a warning
-not a warning against you per se, like i said, he’s down to kill threats
-Love is something he’s never really experienced, so if he’s in love with you, he’s all in
-it’s addicting to him
-10/10 will continue to flirt with you even after you’re a couple because he’s oddly a super sweet baby when he’s not eating people :)
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honestly, saw there was not much content about him on tumblr and decided to make one thing for him lol
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rvbficwars · 7 years
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Fluff Week Masterlist
Submissions listed under the cut!
Art Submissions:
@adobewanphotobi​
Caboose and the Reds: Caboose chilling with the Reds and a familial sense. 
@agent-murica
Birthday: Blue Team celebrates Wash’s birthday
Convention: Simmons ropes Grif into going to a convention
Fancy Club: Tuckington going out to the club
Gardening: Docnut gardening
King of the Cats: Wash with cats
Tiny Hat: Caboose with Mini-Freckles
@artsyorangeykay
Before the First Date: Tucker and Wash get that first date after all
Blanket: Wash wrapped in a big fluffy blanket
Chocolate Cake: Tucker and Wash make it home
Ice Cream Raid: Mermaid AU, Wash and Junior get ice cream
Talking about Junior: Tucker telling Wash about Junior
Tuckington Proposal: Wash proposes to Tucker
Retirement Cuddles: Tuckinglina cuddles
@captainkonot
Donut’s Photo Album: Donut takes pictures of everyone
Failed Confession: Tucker tries to get Simmons to confess to Grif
Survivor Hugs: Carolina and Wash hug it out
@cerealmonster15
The Cool Brother: Palomo being an older brother to Junior
@churchwash
Let Them Rest: Church and Wash cuddling
Bonding Moment: Wash and Maine bonding moment during Project Freelancer
@cobaltqueen
Air Conditioning: Sarge has the only air conditioner in Red Base
@cosmicstupidity
Hawaii: Grif and Simmons go back to Hawaii
Surprise Party: Happy Caboose.
@cptgrif
Stargazing: Grif, Donut, and Simmons stargaze together
@creatrixanimi
Hair Dye: The Grif siblings dye their hair
Surfing: Grif and Kai surf together
@fandomescapades
After the War: The mercs hug it out
Caboose Hugging Freckles: Caboose hugging Freckles the big friendly dog. 
Team Dads: Ambush the Dads to show affection. They clearly love it
@freelancercarolina
Don’t Fall Asleep Without Me: South and Carolina have insomnia
@gaveremy
Painting Nails: Blue Team paints their nails
@gdipalomo
Thank You: Tuckington, reunion with Junior
Baking Time: Caboose in the Kitchen
@grimmmons
Childhood Colors: Grif teaches Kai about colors
Chillin with the Grifs: Grif and Kai show Carolina how to be the best at being lazy.
Computer Problems: Simmons fixes Grif’s computer
Date Night: Kimball and Carolina are going out
Hit Me Baby One More Time: Red Team dance game
Movie Night: Red vs Blue Movie Nights
@hazk
Surprise Hugs: The Dakota twins hug Carolina
Ulterior Motive: Donut’s grimmons wine and cheese hour
@ivorytrenchcoat
Sleepover: Red Team sleepover
@kaikainagrifofficial
Sprawl: Sharkalina cuddles
You’re Perfect: Kimball and Carolina go dancing
@leonardloserchurch
Don’t Talk to Me or My AI Fragments: AI family reunion
Human AI’s: The AI as humans
@mercuryblacksleg
Father’s Day: Red Team gets Sarge something for Father’s Day
Red Team Movie Night: Movie Night at Red Base
@orangeycookiekay
Pastry Train: Donut and Caboose cuddling
@peteor
Churchnut Kisses: Donut gives Church a kiss
@piratelynlyn
Dancing: Grimmons and the gang at the club dancing
Moby: After Simmons pulls Moby out of the rubble and gets him to a vet, he ends up keeping him. Grif gives him hell because Simmons said he wasn’t going to keep him, but he kept checking on the little guy and fell in love with him.
@quetzalcactus
Red vs Ocean: Locus’s first time participating in zany red-team hijinks, red team is very proud.
@sabishiita
BBQ: Sarge BBQs for Red Team
Catching Up: Carolina and 479er catch up on old times
Light Trick: Dwarven Grif and Elven Simmons cuddle and make magic
Renfaire: Simmons makes a gift for Grif at the renfaire
@sxpaiscia
Battlestar Galactica: Grimmons watch BSG together
Maintenance: Grif helps Simmons with cyborg repairs
Robot Army: Wash and Sarge build robots together
@telekinetic-pony
Baking: Red Team baking
Childhood Friends: Temple and Bif as kids
Reunion: Tucker and Junior reunite
@veni-vidi-acdc
Big Damn Kiss: Grimmons reunion
Hugs: Tuckington hug
Stargazing: Docnut Stargazing
How Do Cats Work: Caboose is covered in cats
Nightmares: Tucker had a nightmare and Wash wants to help  
Color of the Sky: Lopez relaxing
Fic Submissions:
@all-made-of-stardust
Redecorating: Chorus needs a little TLC. Caboose does too.
You Do Know How to Throw a Party: The gang goes to one of Kai’s conventions for the first time
@aquatariuswrites
Building Pillow Forts Reduces Headaches Says Local Ex-Agent: Caboose wants to build a blanket fort and enlists Tucker and Wash
@arirashkae
Agent Washington, Chick Magnet: Wash accidentally adopts a flock of chickens
What Little Girls are Made of: In a different life, Locus stays with Siris rather than Felix
Quod Cattus Respice In Trahebatur:  Felix-is-a-cat AU, only now BOTH of them are cats. Maybe something where they are totally just cuddling up for warmth... Bonus points for Locus cleaning Felix (G-rated) who reluctantly sits and positively does not enjoy it of course.
@autisticblueteam
Comfort: She finds her sat in front of her locker. She doesn’t leave her there.
Double Date: When the Freelancers get some “shore leave” due to a supply stop, Maine, Wash, South and Connie go to the fair.
Noodle:  After months of only being a hologram, Alpha finally gets a new body, and he knows exactly what he’s going to do with it.
Nothing Weird About It: Wash and Carolina have a little time to themselves between commitments on Chorus.
Unexpected:  Connie isn’t quite sure what to expect when she gets assigned her new secondary field partner, Agent Washington, but it definitely wasn’t this.
@awesomenessagenda
Guess You’re My Everything Now: Tucker is not prepared to serve bagels to asshole bureaucrats commuting to the city at three in the fucking morning. So before work, he pounds back a bottle of vodka.
@bizarrebird
Leave Room for Space Jesus:  Agent Washington has faced the worst kind of enemies, but there's nothing that could make him ready for his next challenge: dancing without looking like an idiot.
Missing Him was Dark Gray: There's an empty space where Wash should be. Caboose and Tucker can't fill it alone, but they can make do.
make yourself some friends or you’ll be lonely:  Diner AU: Tex and York being asshole friends who love each other
@cptgrif
Ease the Tension: Donut sees Grif is a little stressed out from Simmons’ recent departure and tries to ease the tension.
@doomedroleplayer
Where Freckles Came From:  Washington explains to Carolina and Church why there is a dog in the house.
@eclaire-de-lune
In Which York Assists Tex When She is Feeling Poorly: Tex gets a cold, refuses to tell anyone, York figures it out and tries to help her.
Lay Your Weary Head to Rest: Nork hurts Wash on accident and decide to make it up to him.
Prima et Ultima: All things must come to an end. This York and Delta understand.
Shall We Dance?: Carolina doesn’t ask for two AIs, and thus South gets the Happiness/Joy AI 
@hylian-reptile
Colonel Sportacus Champitor Crimson the Second: Sarge finds a dog.  “Admit it, Simmons. Sarge loves a twelve-year-old snorting football more than literally anyone or anything in this canyon. Except for his shotgun. And maybe killing Blues.”
@lostlegendaerie
Feral Cat: It starts like this: Chorus has A LOT of feral cats. It ends like this: Wash running Chorus's first new animal shelter and spay/release program.
@madqueenalanna
Templum Veritas: After s13, Kimball sends the Reds and Blues out to find the rest of the temples. When they find the Temple of Truth, things get… something.
You remind me of... Something:  Modern AU. York is trying desperately to be poetic, but Carolina eludes categorization.
@many-many-bubbles
Ghost Fireworks: Caboose meets Theta
@matara-barian
Orange: Locus and Sarge argue over who had to deal with a worse orange teammate while packing up Donut's stuff after he "died".
@my-nerdy-shiny-self
Very Very Important: Church searches far and wide for a birthday present for Caboose.
@primtheamazing
Braid that Bitch: Kai wants her brother to braid her hair, just like old times.
@queseraawesome
An Errand in the Night: Maine makes a proposal to a friend for help on a project of his.
Doctor, Doctor, Give Me the News: The course of waking up from having your tonsils taken out never did run smooth.
@riathedreamer
Embers and Stars: Grif and Simmons go stargazing.
@what-happened-to-agent-georgia
Confessions of a Freelancer Reject: OhSherry. It’s the little things in life that keep Sherry going. The little things, and a little alcohol.
How it’s Done: Grif and Simmons are on their way back to the New Republic’s base from a supply run, and Grif is beginning to regret letting Simmons drive the Warthog. Simmons is driving so slow, Grif would almost—almost—rather get out and walk.
If You Like Strawberry Yoo-Hoos: Donut tries to find Sarge a date online… and the response is not what he was expecting.
@whatevertotesyourgoat
Let’s Ask the Mirror: Simmons practices asking Grif out in the mirror and gets caught.
@whimsical-writer
5 Things Part 2:  There's things Wash would never do for his team, but one thing he'd always do. There's so many things the Blues would do for Wash, but one thing they'd never do.
@winter-okami12
Little One: Blue Team finds a baby
@wordsysayswords
Train Tracks: Wash and Grif find themselves in a bind, and Wash really doesn’t have time for this conversation.
@yami-sama
The Name Game: Grif keeps giving fake names to Simmons the barista.
Mod Submissions: 
@a-taller-tale
Play Another One: Simmons plays the banjo for Grif
@goodluckdetective​
Bedtime is Never: Junior defended a kid at school, Tucker approves
Nursery: Grimmons have trouble with a realtor
@powerfulpomegranate​
Accidental Bedsharing: Tuckington, Tucker accidentally goes to the wrong room. 
Basketball: Junior and Tucker bonding. 
@secretlystephaniebrown​
Abundance: Grif ends up accidentally playing an important role in Wash's recovery.
Out of the Box: Wash has been rescued, but there are a few things he needs to deal with now.
Plenitude: Wash is now home, and trying to recover. But healing isn't always easy, especially not when his mind is fighting against him. Luckily, he's got help.
Two Hours Later: Tex waits for a rescue
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