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not-me-simping-for-blasty · 3 years

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Aight, I can't anymore. Ever since you made that post about Bakugou not doing the nice guy shit, the idea has been living rent free in my head, because, like, it's so true??? So I keep thinking of scenarios around it and I just. Why would you do this to me? I have never before equally wanted so much to read and write about a concept, and it has been ages since I have written for any fandom. Would you consider taking the concept up as a request? ♥

yEs, tysm for this ask @tiphandoms !! bc see here’s the thing- i’ve been dYING to talk about it. much like u, i said the words n then rlly took a step back and was like “holy shit he would nEVER”

so here is a list of things bakugou would never be caught dead doing:

1.) “🥺”:

okay so no emojis, like, ever, but specifically never that emoji. mans would rather give up his quirk then act pitiful in any sort of capacity. honestly the only emoji u’ll ever rlly get out of him is a single “💥” and then a shitty picture of the back of someone’s head. this means he’s gonna beat the shit out of whichever pour soul was in the picture.

2.) “Hey, have you been getting my snaps? I think your phone’s broken.”

u kno why u’d never see this shit from him??? bc he can understand context clues. he’s brash sure, but no one would ever tell u that bakugou is stupid. he’s just not. (also, he sees kaminari send snaps like that on the regular, and figures that if denki is doing it that means he absolutely shouldn’t)

3.) “Oh haha, I know, men are the worst 😝 Not me though- I’m one of the good ones!🥺”

aye- mans has never had an empathetic thought in his life, let alone anything like the one above. honestly, if he even thought u were thin-skinned enough to need reassurance like that in the first place?? chances are he’s not interested. im sorry but its true, blasty is not the caregiving type

4.) “uwu- im just a widdle soft boi n all i need is cwuddles n kissies😚😚”

ummm do i gotta explain this one??? bakugou would cut his own arms off before even thinking about trying that act. tbh i dont think u could even get him to pretend to do it either. he’d just implode on the spot from second-hand embarrassment.

5.) and finally, the ultimate upside of bakugou katsuki, mans doesn’t believe in the friendzone

there is not a single doubt in mind about this one. he would never, never pull that “really, you friendzoned me? b-but i was so nice to you!”

and u know why?? (bc he’s never been nice to you) bc bakugou 100% does not look at girls, or any friendship with them, as a necessary stepping stone to sex/relationship. that’s the thought and its undeniable.

like ik y’all like to write “ooo fuckboy🥴 bakugou” and like yeah ig do ur thing its fanfic who cares, bUT LIKE Y’ALL RLLY GONNA ERASE THE WHOLE ASS SPORTS FESTIVAL?? PLS BAKUGOUS CHARACTER IS SO SOLID THAT HE’S LITERALLY THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER AND SOMEHOW SIMULTANEOUSLY THE BIGGEST FEMINIST IN HIS CLASS. ITS SO INTERESTING!! DONT BASTARDIZE HIS CHARACTER LIKE THAT. PLS I COULD WRITE AN ESSAY ON WHY HIM BEING A DICK TO EVERYONE IS ACTUALLY A SHOW OF WEIRDLY SINCERE RESPECT TO ALL HIS FEMALE CLASSMATES

n e wayz, yes, he would never say some bs about the friendzone, bc he never expects sex/relationship as a reward when it comes to female friendships. that’s just never a thought in his brain, and honestly, he reads far too much romance manga to ever walk around saying foolish shit like that. if he’s gonna romance somebody than he’s gonna do it right- after all, winning means nothing if he only gets what he wants by whining.

and that, ur honor, is rlly one of the core reasons why i think he is fascinating 🥰

#bakugou katsuki #bnha bakugou #katsuki bakugou

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dookus · 5 years

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transorkos replied to your photo “When ur minding ur own business and then suddenly remember how badly...”

Can you elaborate what you mean by this? I don’t disagree with you, I guess I just don’t remember the arc that well???

The reason you dont remember it well is prooobaby because it happened in like a collective ten minutes spanning ~3 episodes lol.

I’m also not an expert on Zeb-ology but @darkdranzer88 is and can probably explain more eloquently

so let us remember first that

kallus participated in the “purification” of Lasan.

he took a weapon that was sacred to a species.

he gave orders to use special weapon that killed organics in a way that is excruciating and unnecessary

and he gleefully taunted zeb with all of this to the point where it affected zeb in such a way, he got distracted in battle and kallus nearly killed him.

so the arc starts when they hit geonononsosnsis

Because of Kallus’s tomfoolery, Kallus and Zeb get stuck on Bahryn-- an icky ice moon. They have nothing to do but talk so Zeb is like “the empire sucks” while Kallus is like “really??!?!?!/1?1?. i was unaware.” to which you’d have to be a clown to believe him.

Kallus reveals he got his bo-rifle thing (y’know the sacred lasat weapon) from a lasat he murdered, but he didn’t steal it so it’s okay!!! he got it “honorably” cuz the lasat he murdered said he was a good fighter!!

and Zeb is somehow okay with this.

While Zeb does all the work keeping them alive since Kallus hurt his widdle leg, they talk about the imperial “”pacification” aka genocide of the lasat people and takeover of the planet. Kallus insists that his involvement in the genocide wasn’t personal, but is like “the reason I killed all the Lasats is because one (1) Lasat killed all of my men one time”. so uh, it was a bit personal actually.

Zeb FEELS REGRET? and says that not all Lasats are the same. and Kallus uses this to justify saying “Not All Imperials” are bad. and it’s left at that.

BECAUSE, THOSE ARE SOMEHOW ON EQUAL GROUND.

EASILY ABLE TO BE COMPARED. ONE MERCENARY LASAT WAS JUST AS BAD AS THE PEOPLE THAT SYSTEMATICALLY PURGED OF A SPECIES FROM THEIR HOME PLANET WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

and despite mentioning Lasan and his people many times and stuff, Zeb is just suddenly okay and has fully come to terms with the fall of Lasan. He’s good y’all. Just needed one SINGLE CONVERSATION and an episode where he meets like two other Lasats to get over such a traumatic event.

anyway, they get off the planet. and kallus has doubts about the empire because the Rebels are comrades and good buddies and stuff. he does a heel face turn after this, and becomes Fulcrum--later joining the Rebels after doing like 2 good things and getting beaten up once.

he never properly apologizes. “i did bad but so did you (except you didn’t and i’m just generalizing to make you feel bad.)” doesn’t count.

nobody talks about how he helped the empire keep wookiees enslaved.

he never addresses how he killed his own men

he never expresses remorse for the things he’s done aside from like, maybe a little bit of the Lasat thing.

nobody ever brings up the fact that he gleefully taunted maketh tua about her imminent demise at the hands of Darth Vader because of her failures

nobody seems to remember that he later killed maketh tua (who was probably carrying information about the Emperor’s time travel business) with ZERO REMORSE

he never faces consequences for his actions aside from when thrawn catches him. nobody holds him accountable for anything.

zeb’s issues and zeb’s feelings are suddenly wrapped up in an “i’m fine”. box so we can get a cheap redemption of a guy that didn’t need to get redeemed.

and then lastly to add insult to injury, Zeb is apparently so ok with Kallus’s half-apology and victim blaming that he TAKES KALLUS TO THE LASAT SANCTUARY PLANET TO SHOW KALLUS THAT HE DIDN’T COMMIT ENTIRE GENOCIDE. And all the Lasats are somehow ok with this???

it’s so bad. it’s so sloppy and bad. thinking about it makes me grumpy so i try not to think about Kallus as anything other than an Imperial jerk. blegh.

#transorkos

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